Drunkblogging Films (TAKING REQUESTS)

[Gammagooey]

return of the PUNKS that are mad for no reason

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my stream had a LITTLE problem

I'll get back as soon as this guy is done shaving his balls

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oh shit

telling off the white street tough

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wait, that was it? he said "you're being immature" and the guy just left?

leave it to a movie about midgets playing basketball to show effective conflict resolution

[Gammagooey]

cmon kid you just stood up to the bully don't immediately go back to being a whiny cunt

[Untrod Tripod]

so I think what happened is that this script was a high-concept piece where the script is SMALLER than a normal script, but the studio was like that's fucking retarded and just added in a bunch of montages

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OH MY GOD SASSY BLACK DWARF

OH MY GOD

YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM HER MAN

[Untrod Tripod]

wouldn't be hard, he's easy to...overlook....

[Gammagooey]

i have never before contemplated just how many nice things are at midget's eye levels before this scene

thank you the minis

[Untrod Tripod]

if you want to make people laugh, just become a dwaf! look at me! I'm tiny!

[Gammagooey]

that's ACTUALLY great.

[Untrod Tripod]

so I guess the script writer heard there was a paris texas and was like "this juxtaposition will make for high comedy. let's throw in some midgets and turn it into a script. is dennis rodman available?"

[Untrod Tripod]

do we know any editors? no? whatever, we'll just use windows media maker. that's what the pros use I think. oh look at all these neat fades!

[Gammagooey]

that sounds pretty accurate

also i thought he was gonna say 'i want to be a comedian' and then it'd be all 'thats okay son, follow your dreams'

but nope, clown school. sure.

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mini me actually has handles

wow

[Gammagooey]

im tired of dancing with this dwarf, im gonna put him on the floor and walk away

the best scenes

[Untrod Tripod]

get it? goo goo gaa gaa? get it? because midgets and babies are basically the same thing?

whatever, I'm jewish

[Gammagooey]

aaaaaah hemmroids joke

butts

i like these writers

[Gammagooey]

CLOSE UP OF SHOES

[Untrod Tripod]

holy shit

this is some kind of morality play about the NBA players association fighting with the owners. that conflict was around the time this was made

also YOU'VE GOT TO MILK IT

THE PUNS

THE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Untrod Tripod]

I'd like to imagine Dennis Rodman striding into David Stern's office, tossing a copy of this on his desk and being like this is how the players feel

and then david stern is like...wait, so who are the midgets in this scenario? look at the cans on that broad! woah!

?UI gues what I'm saying is that the goal of this movie is kind of unclear

[Untrod Tripod]

I mean, unless the goal is to make a movie about midgets. that'd be pretty clear

[Gammagooey]

wait was the waitress like a midget on stilts or something the whole time

how the hell did i miss that

[Untrod Tripod]

so midgets hugging it out is adorable

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what is the conflict here? they don't literally need sponsorship to play in a local contest