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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:34 am

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You confide here your worldly problems, and I shall provide you with my sage wisdom.


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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:30 am

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halp the elderly kitten hisses at me when i pounce her and chew her tail. she is very mean to me.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:54 am

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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:05 am

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^ Sign me up

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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:34 am

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In post 1, BeardedCat wrote:halp the elderly kitten hisses at me when i pounce her and chew her tail. she is very mean to me.



Chew someone else's tail.

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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:01 am

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In post 4, vonflare wrote:
In post 1, BeardedCat wrote:halp the elderly kitten hisses at me when i pounce her and chew her tail. she is very mean to me.



Chew someone else's tail.

PROBLEM #1 SOLVED!


chew own tail sometimes. is fun. but elderly kitten tail is better for chews.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:08 am

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I was hoping this was you asking for advice. Instead I find this.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:17 am

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Strangely, Im looking forward to seeing where this goes.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:34 am

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Whats the most effective and cheap way to eliminate JDGA?
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:44 am

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In post 8, Salamence20 wrote:Whats the most effective and cheap way to eliminate JDGA?


tear gas and blueberries

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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:28 am

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Ah I was using blackberries and now it makes sense.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:36 am

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How can I escape from desire, aversion, and ignorance?
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:44 pm

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You made this thread. That is a problem.

Also, please tell me how to stir up some shit. It is getting boring.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:07 pm

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HEY VONFLARE.

IT DIDNT WORK. JDGA GOT AWAY.

I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:19 am

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In post 13, Salamence20 wrote:HEY VONFLARE.

IT DIDNT WORK. JDGA GOT AWAY.

I WANT MY MONEY BACK.



You didn't do it right
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:21 am

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In post 11, Ythan wrote:How can I escape from desire, aversion, and ignorance?



For the first two: don't have a girlfriend

For the third one: read some textbooks
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:22 am

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In post 12, CooLDoG wrote:You made this thread. That is a problem.

Also, please tell me how to stir up some shit. It is getting boring.



You'll need a plunger, a bucket, and a spoon.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:32 am

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goddamnit, that was pretty clever.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:30 am

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I want it to be the weekend forever but I don't have a time machine or enough PTO, wat do
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:51 am

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commit sudoku on the weekend
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:54 am

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Sudoku has time-stopping properties? That explains a lot.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:07 am

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In post 18, esuriospiritus wrote:I want it to be the weekend forever but I don't have a time machine or enough PTO, wat do

Time flies when you're having fun. If, mathematically from this, you assume the speed at which time passes is proportional to the amount of fun being had, one can deduct that, by having no fun at all on the weekend, the weekend could potentially last indefinitely.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:57 am

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In post 18, esuriospiritus wrote:I want it to be the weekend forever but I don't have a time machine or enough PTO, wat do

In post 21, Davsto wrote:
In post 18, esuriospiritus wrote:I want it to be the weekend forever but I don't have a time machine or enough PTO, wat do

Time flies when you're having fun. If, mathematically from this, you assume the speed at which time passes is proportional to the amount of fun being had, one can deduct that, by having no fun at all on the weekend, the weekend could potentially last indefinitely.



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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:04 am

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I want to get this guy called vonflare permanently banned. How should I go about doing it?
"i have the sickest grossest feeling that even if it's my lynch today, my townflip still won't lead to a tso lynch, and then he'll find some bullshit way to reason either shooting or lynching gm tomorrow because if there's anyone who can strongarm a mislynch despite his reads or cases being proved wrong time and again it's tso"
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:07 pm

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In post 23, T S O wrote:I want to get this guy called vonflare permanently banned. How should I go about doing it?



Hack my account, make me post death threats to a bunch of scummers in GD, report me.

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