The Spoil a Wish game

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It feels forced and doesn't come off as funny.

I wish to find my happy place.

[StrangerCoug]

Denied.

I wish for ice.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It turns out a lot of people have their heads in the gutter.

I wish for my brother to get the job he's going to be interviewed for on Wednesday.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. By that time, however, he has bullied you off the site.

I wish cyberbullies did not exist.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You decide to wish to die.

I wish to know what's with some of these morbid posts.

[StrangerCoug]

Denied.

I wish to win the lottery in each state to run one.

[StrangerCoug]

I wish for RichardGHP to regain the ability to do math.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are determined to have cheated and are thrown out of school.

I wish to host my own real-life game show.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Seeing everybody as a skeleton is pretty creepy, though.

I wish to know what the world will be like 100 years from now.

[StrangerCoug]

I wish to kill Aether.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's moot since Aether is dead anyway.

I wish to break out of prison.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's dead.

I wish to win big in Las Vegas.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are thrown out of the orchestra, making the point moot.

I wish that didn't remind me of the (initially) crappy choir in

Sister Act

.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Guess what we get to do? Corrupt them all!

I wish I didn't get my clothes dirty dusting the ceiling fan.

[StrangerCoug]

I wish Aether always remembered to post a wish, no matter what

Granted. It's the same one every time.

I wish I was really really rich.

Granted. You get there through illicit means and have the money confiscated by the FBI.

I wish I knew how to scumhunt.

Granted. You still suck as scum.

I wish the buses came out here.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You find that some people look rather ugly under their clothes.

I wish to live in the setting of whatever comic I wished at will.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's a grotesquely distorted portrait of you.

I wish I had the money to buy the books I wanted to improve my Spanish a bit.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Both of you have a 0% win rate across the board.

I wish to do better as town.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You get nightkilled practically every game.

I wish to have some control over what role I got.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your remains are then smoked.

I wish the new SimCity game would hurry up and come out already.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Axl Rose turns out to be just like Milli Vanilli.

I wish to know what's so bad about Duke Nukem Forever besides taking years and years in production.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You pee on them and are arrested for it.

I wish America didn't stuff its prisons full of druggies.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's not going to eat, kill, or hurt anyone because it is dead.

I wish SimCity 4 didn't make it so hard to make a profit.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's in the form of a letter bomb.

I wish for my parents to start paying me back some of the money they owe me.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's 1 kbps faster.

I wish people weren't having such a hard time with my Zendo Questions rule.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. There are no trees in the first place. Thank you for killing wildlife.

I wish that [REDACTED].

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. I find out you hacked into my computer and found the text file with the answer on it and report you to the police.

I wish to know what's giving everybody a hard time with my Zendo Questions rule.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your entire life becomes a paranoid life full of distrust.

I wish the TV in my parents' room had picture.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It gets recalled the day after you open it.

I wish to visit every country.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. See post #6230.

I wish for snow.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Enjoy being sunburned.

I wish the review for Street Racers: New York would go faster. It's in its final stages.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. One of the Mafiosi outs his scumteam, ruining your game.

I wish I didn't feel like an ultra-conservative as to to what young children should be exposed.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The crackers are poisoned.

I wish for FOX to cancel Family Guy and fire everybody associated with its production.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The s'mores are poisoned, too.

I wish the windstorm here would die down.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Saying "No, you don't" is now grounds for a site ban.

I wish I were any good at billiards.

[StrangerCoug]

Since "No, you don't" is now an invalid answer, my wish still stands. I wish the Forum 62 was back.

Granted. The site gets overrun by annoying noobs.

I wish I wasn't banned.

Granted. You are incarcerated.

I wish to spend one day in each decade since the 1900s (and not have the one in the 2000s be September 11, 2001).

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's 1 kbit/s faster.

I wish I felt I was good enough at Jeopardy! to take the online test.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You two get the fuck in a coffin instead.

I wish to know what killed Looker and his friend.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's coconut, not chocolate like you were hoping for, but hey—who cares? It's your birthday.

I wish for Looker to have a good birthday.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Enjoy the pain and suffering of knowing that you are doomed to see all of your friends die.

I wish I had the space and the money to save the pictures of the 2012 calendar I have in their entirety. I really like them.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Change your current weight in pounds to that number of tons.

I wish I weren't lonely.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You two are inseparable even in the shower. It quickly gets creepy.

I wish to be a fontographer.

[StrangerCoug]

Denied until you properly corrupt my wish.

I wish Mist7676 knew that a fontographer was a person who designed fonts.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. As for your Taco Bell craving, you decide to go dumpster diving.

I wish to get a tattoo.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You lose your life savings playing the game.

I wish people would remember to post questions in Multiple Choice Trivia.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You hate it.

I wish my dad would learn that texts can wait.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. So are you.

I wish to attend Psyche's funeral.

[StrangerCoug]

I wish I didn't spend so much of my time procrastinating in an awful 'flickering of the mind' where I do neither what I ought, nor what I truly enjoy

Granted. You go into depression and shoot yourself in the head.

I wish this site would behave.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You then try to take a time machine back to 1985 to try to play the real show just like that yourself... only to enter the year as 1958, 17 years before the show even started. Your time machine stops working after you go back, too.

I wish to find a way to get RichardGHP out of 1958.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. In prison.

I wish it was cooler in here.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They don't when the "so distant future" comes around.

I wish I had clean clothes.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. So is everyone else. You know what that means—inflation.

I wish they'd hurry up and buy that cooler for my room.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You're confident that you remembered everything, and guess what? You didn't.

I wish more people were numbers people.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The murder rate increases 25 times over since death is "reversible".

I wish JasonWazza would discuss with his other detectives in Scotland Yard. It's quiet as hell in that thread.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It is ruined by trolls.

I wish meningitis shots didn't cost an arm and a leg.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's free. The treatment for it, however, isn't. Enjoy the pain.

I wish KageLord picked up on the fact that there were no N's in my bonus puzzle.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's dead.

I wish to be normal.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are accused of cheating and banned from the site.

I wish to know if I'll have enough for college.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. A street racer crashes into it as soon as you drive it off the lot.

I wish for caffeine.

[StrangerCoug]

Denied.

I wish SalmonellaDreams would stop trying to cheat the genie.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are arrested for driving that vehicle while drunk.

I wish for a new hobby.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's 1 Mb/s faster.

I wish for payday to come for my parents.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. That doesn't do much for your fanbase size.

I wish to travel the world.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's one minute longer.

I wish to stop procrastinating.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's as a street cleaner.

I wish for bratwurst.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your orchestra teacher gets jealous and kicks you out for being better than he is.

I wish to find that new artist for PA.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted.

bubbajack8, who was a

vanilla townie

, has been modkilled on Day 1 for breaking into the mod's role file.

I wish I didn't spend time dwelling on something I don't see myself doing for

AT LEAST

another 10-15 years.

[StrangerCoug]

...to die? Granted.

I wish 15 pairs of pants didn't cost $625.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Staying still for more than five minutes is now fatal.

I wish to sell these straw pants.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You undo what you learned from them as well and end up repeating them.

I wish the government'd hurry up and pay me my scholarship money already.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You get banned from visiting the zoo ever again for breaking into its cage.

I wish for lemonade.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It is promptly overrun by viruses once you connect it to the Internet.

I wish to shop for decent shirts.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You pirated it. Welcome to jail.

I wish I could make myself just a few years younger. Like... 19 or 20.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Very slowly.

I wish for new shirts.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You never awaken again.

I wish to know why my clothing tastes have changed from five years ago.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are instead tortured for all time.

I wish for Coca-Cola.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You killed him for the fifth time in this thread.

I wish Bowser would stop blowing off Dice 10,000.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It helps that I'm holding him for ransom.

I wish I weren't hungry.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your wish has been denied.

I wish to know what's with Bowser and killing people.

[StrangerCoug]

I'm not even going to grace that with a response.

I wish to have enough for everything I need for school.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It eats yours, too.

I wish for something creative.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You two start killing your significant others.

I wish to win the lottery.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. She kills you

I wish for DST to die a horrible death.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your car was just stolen.

I wish to know if I have the right idea about how to budget my scholarship money.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted.

I wish that

YOU ALL DIED!

All I did was increase the size to something quite easy to read.

I wish Venrob wasn't trying to kill us all.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's been burnt out.

I wish for a quick nap.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You're unable to ignore him, either, and he's an exhibitionist.

I wish to know who that is in Feirei's avatar.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You have the motivation to shoot a police officer in the head. You know what that results in.

I wish for my college shopping to be quick and painless next week.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Too bad you live with a crazy cat lady and get almost no individual attention from her.

I wish to break the stereotype that cat owners/people who like cats are female. I'm male. I like cats. I don't think my masculinity's going anywhere.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Some mean jerk shoots it right before your eyes.

I wish to cure my Internet addiction.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are caught shoplifting them.

I wish textbooks didn't cost so damn much when new.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You re-offend and go back in.

I wish for my own house.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Both of you have been banned from this thread.

I wish to draw something.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You're so masochistic.

I wish for a steady source of income.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The games are buggy as hell.

I wish to adjust to waking up at 5:30 A.M. for school.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You even comply with local gun laws. Problem is, people see you as scary and avoid you like the plague.

I wish to know why it's taking me so long to find a new artist for Poker Animals.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your grammar still needs work.

I wish someone would replace into my Mafia game already.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are constantly asked for ghostwriting gigs, and the sheer number you take burns you out.

I wish it were Monday already. Yes, the day everyone seems to hate normally.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your stay on the moon is in a prison colony.

I wish I didn't wake up to find that the bank is still processing my financial aid disbursement.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are in jail.

I wish to finally be able to get my books.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You poisoned it yourself... on camera. I don't think getting away with the police will be so easy now; how about you?

I wish to know if my direct deposit's set up correctly.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Congratulations on single-handedly destroying the movie industry. The vigilante mobs should be with you shortly.

I wish I didn't feel like time was slowly dragging by every time I anticipate something.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted, but a child molestation conviction isn't changing the fact that people think you're a pervert.

I wish for Bradley/Chelsea Manning not to be pardoned.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your cat how has FIV.

I wish for haters to be shot in the face.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You receive xenophobic comments due to your perceived lack of knowledge about English phonics, seeing as it pretty much already is.

I wish for a new glasses case.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It cost an arm and a leg.

(It's gruh-

NOH

-luh, by the way.)

I wish to know how theaceofspades

THOUGHT

it was pronounced.

[StrangerCoug]

if you spoil spoil mario. I'm jsut here to say

Gre-NO-la

Very well, then.

I wish food was ready

Granted. You're allergic to it.

I wish we would stop talking about food.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. I barf all over you guys as a result.

I wish for new pants.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are beaten up by religious zealots for not going to church.

I wish religious zealots would stop going out of their way to harm Christianity's image.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Enjoy knowing that humans will go extinct when you die.

I wish there wasn't a goddamn hold on the check I deposited. I need that money ASAP.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You're changed 1 dollar less then the check for undoing the hold.

Thank you for eating up both my schoolbook money and my family's grocery money >=(

i wish i did not ever.

...come into existence? Granted.

I wish not to have to deal with any more unnecessary hassles involving the school.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You don't begin to wake up. To take a shower. To go to work. Have fun in the unemployment line, you smelly bum.

I wish to wake up and find my dream girl in bed next to me.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You repeat the wish in #10,654, causing me to repeat the spoil in #10,655.

I wish to be a pool shark.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You blow it up. The police mistake your hijinks for terrorism and have you arrested.

I wish to have things go right in my life for once.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You're banned from it.

I wish to stop procrastinating and draw again.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It cuts to the chase and just slits your throat.

I wish for a decent snack.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You remembered that you wanted to be killed by a terrorist bomb.

I wish for soda.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The NWS issues a flash flood warning for your area.

I wish I weren't tired.

[StrangerCoug]

Denied.

I wish to stop being panicky.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Welcome to maximum security prison.

I wish college weren't so exhausting.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. *bets on you posting after me*

I wish Bowser would post next.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The genie decides he can't handle that mind screw anyway and threatens to have you sweep up his exploded brain if you actually do make that wish.

I wish the bank would start being cooperative.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You're expelled.

I wish for the weekend.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. She makes it considerably worse.

I wish for something I probably shouldn't wish for.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. My mind is. Make of that what you will, but it does involve you.

I wish to finish off my English paper.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are freaking hyper. Lay off the sugar.

I wish for lunch.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The power goes out right when you grasp the remote.

I wish to stop being lazy.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Too bad the kind you like the most are the species being overfished.

I wish I had a time machine.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your arms do.

I wish I had the time to read kuribo's corruption. Eight lines even on a 1920×1080... Yeesh!

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You're fired.

I wish I didn't have a heart attack when I couldn't get to my tote bag for awhile because another class was in session.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You're so masochistic. How's being repeatedly stabbed coming?

I wish to stop being lazy.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You were on that team.

I wish the "Last Will and Temperament" sketch were even funnier.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You get run over by a semi as you cross the street.

I wish RichardGHP stood a chance in the Wheel of Fortune Retro Tournament Finals.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Girls are shallow and uninteresting.

I wish I remembered my phone so I didn't have to track down who had it. (The person who found it was honest about getting it back to me, though.)

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. He now comes off as a snob obsessed with DST.

I wish for better time management skills.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It costs you everything you have of value.

I wish to pass English.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish for Feirei to have an unpoisoned banana.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Feirei gave it to you.

I wish to know why one of my comics has gone without an artist for two months now.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are arrested for being the reason it's dead.

I wish to stop being distracted by my computer.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's so morbid you find it difficult to laugh at anything.

I wish to beat my family at Monopoly.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They outsmart you. Every... single... time.

I wish to know if I picked a good code in Math and Logic Puzzles.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They cost you all the money you have.

I wish for UTEP to win their homecoming game.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are playing Russian roulette with a semiautomatic.

I wish I could be bothered to read my books for my English paper.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Don't do them and I dip you into a vat of boiling lava.

I wish more people played this.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted.

NOT

being in the right mind is punishable by death.

I wish for lunch.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's rather cheap—a bowl of ramen—but at least it's flavorful and unadulterated.

I wish to stretch.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You feel quite the energetic person for an 80-year-old.

I wish math homework didn't feel like a nightmare.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They proceed to give you an F.

I wish for sushi.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You also die of food poisoning.

I wish for something that's not going to kill me.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You spend it sleeping.

I wish for a pool table.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You stole it.

I wish for more time to do my homework.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You gamble it off.

I wish that bubbajack8 would go to Gamblers Anonymous.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It cannot be spent and is more of a weird curiosity than anything of value to anybody else.

I wish to travel through time.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Here's a loaded gun. Point it at your head and pull the trigger.

I wish Tragedy weren't suicidal.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They start telling you that art is meaningless.

I wish to make fun of liberal arts majors.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They tell you while you're actually in the bathroom. And they're watching you.

I wish for the perverted voyeurs to go to jail.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You brandish it in public and also end up in jail.

I wish to stop putting off my reading.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Kinda hard to flail in handcuffs.

I wish for sushi.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Remedials.

I wish for $1,000,000,000.

[StrangerCoug]

(I can still go to the Forex office )

Granted. Science infects you with a deadly virus for which there is no known cure.

I wish my hand didn't hurt from moving my mouse around on what feels like marble.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Nobody wants to go near you for fear that you'll kill them if they piss you off.

I wish to finish off my book and write the paper our history professor nags us about all the time.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You think about playing Russian roulette with a semiautomatic and decide to go about it.

I wish to beat Super Mario Bros.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. All of them show nothing but trash.

I wish I could sign up for my classes already.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You still can't land yourself on American Idol.

I wish to become rich and famous.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They're all to kill various people you know. Never knew you were antisocial...

I wish for Coca-Cola.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It cost $25.00 an hour to use it.

Stupid page break ><

Granted. It's dead.

I wish for my history paper to write itself.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You burn out from trying to keep up.

I wish for vending machine money.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are permanently asleep.

I wish I had enough exercise.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You learn that my life is utterly boring.

I wish to be entertained.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted, you freaking creeper.

I wish Looker would realize that I never posted in the thread he's talking about. I don't venture into MD or GD often.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's boring.

I wish for sushi.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted.

I wish Tragedy would realize that, if it does not contain rice, then it is not sushi.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your computer is then overrun by viruses.

I wish for food.

[StrangerCoug]

Eww...

Granted. I compute that you will be killed in a time bomb explosion in three... two... one...

I wish for my cryptoquote to be solved.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They're poisoned.

I wish drmyshotgun knew what cryptoquotes were.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. He gets jealous and murders you.

I wish not to lose respect for engaging in brain exercises.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They go further into disrepair, increasing the workload for your state's DoT tomorrow.

I wish to get rid of this goatee forever.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They're poisoned.

I wish to be employed at a casino on the Las Vegas strip.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's Pokémon.

I wish for ice cream.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's a flavor you don't like.

I wish for more sleep.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It is seen as a "kiddy" hobby and you are ridiculed for it.

I wish for pizza.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are now essentially skin covering a skeleton.

I wish to know what happened to my elbow.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. He stole your car.

I wish to get bubbajack8's car back.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The images you draw are disturbing and you end up in the psych ward.

I wish for a merry Christmas.

[StrangerCoug]

Thanks a lot for sending me to this "nightmare realm" on my birthday.

Granted. You have a fever instead.

I wish this site would be cooperative.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Both of us have been banned from the site.

I wish for good presents.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish for unpoisoned eggnog.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's called "Kill bubbajack8".

I wish that this town had public transportation.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your house does instead.

I wish to know what my classes are like.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You still get an F on it.

I wish to chillax.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Someone else knew it in 19.

I wish I didn't live in a fixer-upper.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You have "My Name Is" by Eminem stuck in your head.

I wish for exercise.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's undercooked.

I wish for a good lunch.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. He starts stalking you.

I wish I were younger.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They're stale.

I wish our dog didn't barf on my mother's bed.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted.

I wish for school supplies.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Repainting vehicles has been outlawed.

I wish to know what's for dinner.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's

The Anarchist's Cookbook

. Now you're watched over like a hawk.

I wish for patience.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You hate getting cancer, so your colon gets cancer. Connect the dots.

I wish the rest of my books would get here already.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Just be aware that that's vomit on them and not frosting or anything like that.

I wish people would learn that bumping threads to get my attention is inefficient.