Be a jerk to the above poster

Klazam · Post Post #67 (isolation #0) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:22 pm

I moved SC's bodily wastes to your pillow. Enjoy.

Klazam · Post Post #69 (isolation #1) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:26 pm

Oh shit! Forgot to tell you that I chopped up YOUR dog and put the raw meat in your fridge. Yeah, you fed your dog to my dog.

Klazam · Post Post #78 (isolation #2) » Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:43 pm

What you did not realize, I chained together your and SC's cars when you weren't looking.

Klazam · Post Post #81 (isolation #3) » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:16 pm

That person is your mom

Klazam · Post Post #85 (isolation #4) » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:36 pm

I tie you up and flay the face off your cougar as you watch.

Klazam · Post Post #87 (isolation #5) » Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:55 pm

The entire hive goes after you. They sting you in 38 places between and on your buttocks. Good luck going to the bathroom

Klazam · Post Post #89 (isolation #6) » Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:32 am

the honey is spiked with laxatives.

Klazam · Post Post #122 (isolation #7) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:44 pm

its sad that you don't even know how to tell time. "3 hours" is actually 3 mins.

i nuke your grandma's house

Klazam · Post Post #141 (isolation #8) » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:26 pm

You two really love each other, huh?

Klazam · Post Post #156 (isolation #9) » Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:53 pm

If sc is stupid in this game, so are you. 60 posts in a idiotic game... I pity you. No, wait. I don't. I laugh at you.

Klazam · Post Post #383 (isolation #10) » Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:53 am

I commit suicide using you as my proxy.

Edit: that would be a interesting defense for a murderer. "Oh I was commiting suicide, but using him instead of me"

Klazam · Post Post #414 (isolation #11) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:10 pm

I glork you.

Klazam · Post Post #428 (isolation #12) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:49 pm

French is the language of the retarded.

Klazam · Post Post #440 (isolation #13) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:20 am

Well, the bombs' stuffed in your bed now.

Klazam · Post Post #492 (isolation #14) » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:57 pm

I Killdoze(http://www.damninteresting.com/the-wrat ... -killdozer) you

Klazam · Post Post #524 (isolation #15) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:25 pm

No, its your mom eating your baby,

Klazam · Post Post #527 (isolation #16) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:56 pm

That's right. There's no way i came from RichardGHP, he's too stupid to be my mom's milkman.

Klazam · Post Post #529 (isolation #17) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:00 pm

And screw you.

Klazam · Post Post #532 (isolation #18) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:08 pm

StrangerCoug wrote:I shove you in front of an oncoming car.

I stand my ground and the car wrecks around me. I am unharmed. The driver was your girlfriend, and she was grievously hurt. The driveshaft impaled her reproductive organs, rendering her never able to have sex again.

She then dumps you because you can't satisfy her.

RichardGHP wrote:
StrangerCoug,
THIRD PARTY JESTER
, has been lynched. This means he has fulfilled his win condition and the game is therefore over.

Role PMs and night actions in a bit.

still wrong thread, richard.

Klazam · Post Post #534 (isolation #19) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:12 pm

Still wrong thread.

Klazam · Post Post #615 (isolation #20) » Sun May 05, 2013 10:22 am

I pull the chair out from under you

and spit on you when you're down.

Klazam · Post Post #625 (isolation #21) » Mon May 06, 2013 10:22 am

you were BORN in the sewers.

Klazam · Post Post #631 (isolation #22) » Tue May 07, 2013 1:52 pm

I send you a spoon bomb

Klazam · Post Post #668 (isolation #23) » Mon May 13, 2013 10:40 am

I make you drink it

Klazam · Post Post #670 (isolation #24) » Mon May 13, 2013 10:46 am

you still drank most of it

Klazam · Post Post #690 (isolation #25) » Sat May 18, 2013 7:09 am

fak you

Klazam · Post Post #705 (isolation #26) » Mon May 20, 2013 3:20 am

Lolnoobnoavatar

Klazam · Post Post #787 (isolation #27) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:18 pm

I fart in your general direction

Klazam · Post Post #804 (isolation #28) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:02 pm

Getting drunk every 6 doesnt count either

Klazam · Post Post #821 (isolation #29) » Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:40 pm

I cut the nose off your cougar

Klazam · Post Post #823 (isolation #30) » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:39 pm

I enjoy them

Klazam · Post Post #825 (isolation #31) » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:31 pm

I drop ricin in your coke.

Klazam · Post Post #836 (isolation #32) » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:51 am

I shit on you.

Klazam · Post Post #848 (isolation #33) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:37 pm

I take your daughter and make her your son.

Klazam · Post Post #853 (isolation #34) » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:24 am

In post 852, Nero wrote:God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitoes, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you.

I am impressed. I cant top this.

Klazam · Post Post #905 (isolation #35) » Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:59 am

I command you to eat that dress

Klazam · Post Post #934 (isolation #36) » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:57 am

I watch your children in porn I direct.

Klazam · Post Post #1117 (isolation #37) » Sun Sep 29, 2013 4:42 pm

You know. I'm tired of this shit.

You slicing off everyone's private parts.

Why dont you fucking do it to yourself?

Oh right, you dont have any. You're just a faceless internet nobody.

Klazam · Post Post #1244 (isolation #38) » Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:47 am

I laugh at you

Klazam · Post Post #1247 (isolation #39) » Mon Oct 14, 2013 5:43 am

I laugh at you laughing at him laughing at me,

Klazam · Post Post #1249 (isolation #40) » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:33 am

I dont laugh at you.

Klazam · Post Post #1262 (isolation #41) » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:00 am

Klazam · Post Post #1278 (isolation #42) » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:58 pm

I get the ugliest man alive to lick your nose

Klazam · Post Post #1293 (isolation #43) » Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:27 pm

I am deaf.

Klazam · Post Post #1343 (isolation #44) » Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:29 am

Guys, this is Being a JERK to the above poster, not Kill the above poster. I know you have the reading level of a first grader and the spirit of a remorseless sociopath, but I am sure you can understand that little tidbit.

Klazam · Post Post #1347 (isolation #45) » Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:44 am

In post 1343, Klazam wrote:Guys, this is Being a JERK to the above poster, not Kill the above poster. I know you have the reading level of a first grader and the spirit of a remorseless sociopath, but I am sure you can understand that little tidbit.

Klazam · Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:03 am

I teabag you while you're sleeping

Klazam · Post Post #1413 (isolation #47) » Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:58 am

You're psyche.

Klazam · Post Post #1432 (isolation #48) » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:38 am

i say
you're not as cool as Psyche

Klazam · Post Post #1459 (isolation #49) » Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:36 pm

I purchase your soul, and donate it to a thrift shop.

Klazam · Post Post #1592 (isolation #50) » Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:11 pm

Its a pun, you derp.

Klazam · Post Post #1680 (isolation #51) » Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:17 pm

shame.

hate.

loathing.

Klazam · Post Post #1898 (isolation #52) » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:52 pm

I steal your clothes.