Be a jerk to the above poster

RichardGHP · Post Post #50 (isolation #0) » Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:37 pm

Unfortunately, while you where in drmyshotgun's home, I had yours demolished so that I can build my new torture chamber there. Enjoy homelessness.

RichardGHP · Post Post #138 (isolation #1) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:59 pm

...you're left-handed? Man, did you end up in the wrong end of the gene pool.

RichardGHP · Post Post #144 (isolation #2) » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:53 pm

While you were filling his tires with chloroform, I stole your car. Oh, and I pickpocketed your wallet.

In post 139, StrangerCoug wrote:I make you walk the plank for hating on left-handers like me.

For the record, I am cross-dominant. I was playing on drmyshotgun's use of the word 'sinister'.

RichardGHP · Post Post #147 (isolation #3) » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:58 pm

I just erased everything off of your hard drive.

RichardGHP · Post Post #149 (isolation #4) » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:31 pm

Nice try, but I don't have a car.

RichardGHP · Post Post #153 (isolation #5) » Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:12 pm

I just laced your water supply with a laxative.

RichardGHP · Post Post #182 (isolation #6) » Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:12 pm

Sucks what?

RichardGHP · Post Post #209 (isolation #7) » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:18 pm

I just informed the police that your house is full of drugs and guns; don't be alarmed when they kick your door down first thing tomorrow morning.

RichardGHP · Post Post #213 (isolation #8) » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:56 am

I just put a terrorism alert out on your passport.

RichardGHP · Post Post #217 (isolation #9) » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:13 pm

This isn't Fake Modding, moron.

RichardGHP · Post Post #228 (isolation #10) » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:45 pm

What is it with you Chinese and animal consumption? Why can't you be more like Japan? You used to be cool, China.

RichardGHP · Post Post #230 (isolation #11) » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:22 pm

Get bent, JAFA.

RichardGHP · Post Post #235 (isolation #12) » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:33 pm

I make you a jester in my next game.

RichardGHP · Post Post #243 (isolation #13) » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:15 pm

I just put superglue on your keyboard.

RichardGHP · Post Post #274 (isolation #14) » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:26 pm

I lock you in a room and make you listen to One Direction until you lose your mind.

RichardGHP · Post Post #276 (isolation #15) » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:47 pm

I cover you in liquid nitrogen à la

Goldeneye

.

RichardGHP · Post Post #278 (isolation #16) » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:13 pm

I modkill you pregame.

RichardGHP · Post Post #283 (isolation #17) » Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:27 pm

I pack you an entirely

vegan

lunch.

RichardGHP · Post Post #289 (isolation #18) » Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:00 pm

I whip you with a cat o' nine tails and rub salt in your wounds.

RichardGHP · Post Post #291 (isolation #19) » Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:43 pm

I get you expelled from university.

RichardGHP · Post Post #294 (isolation #20) » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:19 am

I crush you in a car compactor.

RichardGHP · Post Post #297 (isolation #21) » Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:40 pm

I force you to drink pure alcohol until you die.

RichardGHP · Post Post #302 (isolation #22) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:15 am

I run you through a meat grinder.

RichardGHP · Post Post #304 (isolation #23) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:20 am

I drop you in the middle of Antarctica.

RichardGHP · Post Post #317 (isolation #24) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:48 pm

I sew your lips together, rendering you unable to speak.

RichardGHP · Post Post #321 (isolation #25) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:19 pm

You've failed at everything you've ever tried.

RichardGHP · Post Post #323 (isolation #26) » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:08 am

I steal all of your shoes.

RichardGHP · Post Post #333 (isolation #27) » Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:53 pm

I upend a pot of molten gold onto your head.

RichardGHP · Post Post #378 (isolation #28) » Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:49 pm

I impale you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #390 (isolation #29) » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:11 pm

Good luck in trying to pull that 9 inch metal

dagger

out of your ass which I just shoved into you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #392 (isolation #30) » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:47 am

I immolate you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #400 (isolation #31) » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:35 pm

I flay you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #402 (isolation #32) » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:42 pm

I jeep you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #405 (isolation #33) » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:48 pm

Ooh, xtoph is improving.

I Tarhalindur you. And by that, I mean pull a MSV on you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #409 (isolation #34) » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:20 pm

I castrate you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #412 (isolation #35) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:09 am

You were an accident!

RichardGHP · Post Post #416 (isolation #36) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:37 pm

I set your phone to Reykjavik time.

RichardGHP · Post Post #423 (isolation #37) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:34 pm

Go play in traffic.

RichardGHP · Post Post #425 (isolation #38) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:17 pm

I don't have a car, moron. Those were your tires.

RichardGHP · Post Post #427 (isolation #39) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:24 pm

Oh, là, là. Ne blesse pas ta tête. Je ferai ça pour toi.

RichardGHP · Post Post #429 (isolation #40) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:56 pm

French is a Romance language, something you would understand if you had a girlfriend.

You are so pathetic you don't even take responsibility for your own typos.

RichardGHP · Post Post #445 (isolation #41) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:57 am

Turns out gambling is illegal in New Mexico.

RichardGHP · Post Post #447 (isolation #42) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:04 pm

I was going to leave that home for you in my will.

RichardGHP · Post Post #450 (isolation #43) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:17 pm

I haven't even seen

The Godfather

.

RichardGHP · Post Post #455 (isolation #44) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:54 pm

In post 451, Demon Core wrote:You haven't seen the movie your avatar is from?

You're stupider than I thought.

I can modkill you any time, you know.

RichardGHP · Post Post #458 (isolation #45) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:01 pm

You're in no position to insult others. You're still a Goon.

RichardGHP · Post Post #463 (isolation #46) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:39 pm

I have, and dear God, was it awful.

RichardGHP · Post Post #465 (isolation #47) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:46 pm

No, you haven't. You have me confused with RicharclGHP.

RichardGHP · Post Post #467 (isolation #48) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:52 pm

Cleverer than you, and don't you forget it. Now, run along back to preschool.

RichardGHP · Post Post #469 (isolation #49) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:57 pm

Well, they call it kindergarten here, but yes. It seems like you haven't.

Demon Core, when have you ever actually played with me?

RichardGHP · Post Post #486 (isolation #50) » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:23 pm

I remove all windows and doors from your house.

RichardGHP · Post Post #491 (isolation #51) » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:39 pm

I steamroll you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #496 (isolation #52) » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:05 pm

I extract your brain transnasally.

RichardGHP · Post Post #499 (isolation #53) » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:50 pm

I tie you to a wall and swing a wrecking ball at you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #501 (isolation #54) » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:03 pm

Your Mish Mash games suck.

RichardGHP · Post Post #503 (isolation #55) » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:05 pm

You're looking in a mirror.

RichardGHP · Post Post #505 (isolation #56) » Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:29 am

...and get trapped in the manhole while doing so.

RichardGHP · Post Post #507 (isolation #57) » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:02 pm

I map every letter on your keyboard to a random character.

RichardGHP · Post Post #511 (isolation #58) » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:42 am

I make every space on the NZ WoF wheel a Bankrupt wedge when it's your turn to spin.

RichardGHP · Post Post #513 (isolation #59) » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:51 am

I solve every puzzle immediately to circumvent this.

RichardGHP · Post Post #515 (isolation #60) » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:02 am

I send an assassin after you.

(and remind you that you were actually the one who asked the other game to be run in the first place

)

RichardGHP · Post Post #517 (isolation #61) » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:29 am

I mace you for making me look up what lye is.

RichardGHP · Post Post #519 (isolation #62) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:18 pm

I bury you alive in concrete.

RichardGHP · Post Post #521 (isolation #63) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:29 pm

I cut off the power to your house AND remove all of your possessions from it.

RichardGHP · Post Post #523 (isolation #64) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:40 pm

I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.

RichardGHP · Post Post #526 (isolation #65) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:55 pm

Banned for implying Klazam is my baby.

RichardGHP · Post Post #531 (isolation #66) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:07 pm

StrangerCoug,

THIRD PARTY JESTER

, has been lynched. This means he has fulfilled his win condition and the game is therefore over.

Role PMs and night actions in a bit.

RichardGHP · Post Post #533 (isolation #67) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:09 pm

*slaps self for posting in the wrong thread*

That was the last one, I promise

RichardGHP · Post Post #535 (isolation #68) » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:13 pm

I stab you...

Original Roll String: 1d100 (STATIC)

1 100-Sided Dice: (17) = 17

...17 times, in the back.

RichardGHP · Post Post #538 (isolation #69) » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:43 pm

I put coal in your Christmas stocking.

RichardGHP · Post Post #540 (isolation #70) » Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:24 pm

I sever your carotid artery with a rusty saw.

RichardGHP · Post Post #552 (isolation #71) » Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:51 pm

You don't want to know what I did to your milk.

RichardGHP · Post Post #554 (isolation #72) » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:04 pm

I tie your intestines in a bow.

RichardGHP · Post Post #556 (isolation #73) » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:08 pm

I put you in the midst of whirring helicopter blades.

RichardGHP · Post Post #558 (isolation #74) » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:17 pm

I drown you in a sea of urine.

RichardGHP · Post Post #562 (isolation #75) » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:36 pm

I drop you in a shark tank.

RichardGHP · Post Post #565 (isolation #76) » Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:44 pm

I put you in a decompression chamber and rapidly depressurize it.

RichardGHP · Post Post #572 (isolation #77) » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:54 pm

I put headphones on your head and force you to listen to THX's Deep Note on full volume.

RichardGHP · Post Post #577 (isolation #78) » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:46 pm

I sleep with your mother

AND

your girlfriend... at the same time.

RichardGHP · Post Post #583 (isolation #79) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:01 pm

I throw cats at you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #589 (isolation #80) » Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:19 pm

Go jump in front of a bus.

RichardGHP · Post Post #591 (isolation #81) » Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:32 pm

Ow! Who'd have thought that being burned alive was so interminably agonizing?

My army deposes you in retaliation for my burning, and my first-born son takes the throne.

RichardGHP · Post Post #593 (isolation #82) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:14 pm

I force you to take laxatives, diuretics, and emetics.

RichardGHP · Post Post #595 (isolation #83) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:09 pm

It's so hard to come up with original ones of these...

I ransom your pet cougar for $1,000,000.

RichardGHP · Post Post #597 (isolation #84) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:12 pm

I tear out your fingernails.

RichardGHP · Post Post #602 (isolation #85) » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:28 pm

I tell mith you've been sending hate mail to prospective Large Normal mods.

RichardGHP · Post Post #604 (isolation #86) » Fri May 03, 2013 8:29 pm

I divide you by zero.

RichardGHP · Post Post #609 (isolation #87) » Sat May 04, 2013 4:55 pm

I drop you in the middle of the Sahara.

RichardGHP · Post Post #611 (isolation #88) » Sat May 04, 2013 5:43 pm

I set fire to your house.

RichardGHP · Post Post #613 (isolation #89) » Sat May 04, 2013 5:58 pm

I set all of your alarm clocks to go off at five in the morning.

RichardGHP · Post Post #617 (isolation #90) » Sun May 05, 2013 2:34 pm

You must be a urophile.

RichardGHP · Post Post #619 (isolation #91) » Sun May 05, 2013 5:49 pm

Flattery gets you nowhere, you lunatic.

RichardGHP · Post Post #629 (isolation #92) » Mon May 06, 2013 2:52 pm

That was yesterday, moron.

RichardGHP · Post Post #641 (isolation #93) » Wed May 08, 2013 5:35 pm

You call a three-syllable word big? You're dumber than I thought.

RichardGHP · Post Post #650 (isolation #94) » Fri May 10, 2013 3:49 pm

I cut your brakes.

RichardGHP · Post Post #654 (isolation #95) » Sat May 11, 2013 11:44 am

Go back to your trailer park, white trash.

RichardGHP · Post Post #656 (isolation #96) » Sat May 11, 2013 2:04 pm

I know.

I replace your handkerchief with sandpaper.

RichardGHP · Post Post #659 (isolation #97) » Sat May 11, 2013 4:15 pm

I steal your TV.

RichardGHP · Post Post #683 (isolation #98) » Wed May 15, 2013 9:58 pm

I thought you would get your games mixed up eventually, but I didn't think it would be

THAT

quick!

RichardGHP · Post Post #685 (isolation #99) » Thu May 16, 2013 7:56 pm

I force you to play in said Mish Mash games and impose ridiculous rules in each.

RichardGHP · Post Post #692 (isolation #100) » Sat May 18, 2013 6:05 pm

I just ran over you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #698 (isolation #101) » Sun May 19, 2013 9:05 am

In post 693, StrangerCoug wrote:I hack into your computer and swipe your puzzle file.

You bastard! I put hours of work into crafting those puzzles!

GuyInFreezer wrote:I post "like if you hate cancer" stuff in your facebook page.

I give you every cancer known to man.

RichardGHP · Post Post #703 (isolation #102) » Sun May 19, 2013 5:24 pm

Why do you have such a pretentious name?

Tetchy tetchy, aren't we!

RichardGHP · Post Post #718 (isolation #103) » Sat May 25, 2013 1:20 pm

How's the potato famine going over there?

RichardGHP · Post Post #728 (isolation #104) » Wed May 29, 2013 9:25 pm

Go to hell, you homophobe.

What's your new avatar?

RichardGHP · Fri May 31, 2013 10:31 pm

I differentiate you over and over again until you are reduced to zero.

RichardGHP · Post Post #748 (isolation #106) » Fri Jun 07, 2013 9:35 am

I hit you over the head with a baseball bat.

RichardGHP · Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:05 pm

I have mith ban you from the site.

RichardGHP · Post Post #753 (isolation #108) » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:31 am

Ooh, some punishment, being banished from a grave yard.

RichardGHP · Post Post #755 (isolation #109) » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:16 am

I force you to sleep with said woman.

RichardGHP · Post Post #757 (isolation #110) » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:25 am

I stage a coup to oust you as a list mod.

RichardGHP · Post Post #761 (isolation #111) » Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:12 pm

Clumsy me! I just spilled water all over your keyboard.

RichardGHP · Post Post #765 (isolation #112) » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:16 pm

I stab you in the face with a broken bottle.

RichardGHP · Post Post #767 (isolation #113) » Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:13 pm

I draw all over your face while you're sleeping.

RichardGHP · Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:20 am

I steal you and sell you on the black market.

RichardGHP · Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:24 am

I hang you from it, whatever it is.

RichardGHP · Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:41 am

I encrypt all your scripts for Coug Comics.

RichardGHP · Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:14 am

Here's an idea: go update Wheel instead of causing various physical harm to me.

Maybe I will.

RichardGHP · Post Post #791 (isolation #118) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:09 pm

I admire your SHUT THE HELL UP.

RichardGHP · Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:11 pm

HA HA, I CAN YELL LOUDER THAN YOU.

RichardGHP · Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:03 pm

I ♠ you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #808 (isolation #121) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:12 pm

丑? Could be worse.

I tattoo "terrorist" on your forehead.

RichardGHP · Post Post #810 (isolation #122) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:22 pm

HUGS ♥

RichardGHP · Post Post #812 (isolation #123) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:33 pm

Psyche and Bieber sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

RichardGHP · Post Post #814 (isolation #124) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:42 pm

Good riddance.

RichardGHP · Post Post #816 (isolation #125) » Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:12 am

I vomit all over your wheel in the Retro Grand Finale.

RichardGHP · Post Post #828 (isolation #126) » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:33 am

Go learn basic grammar, dropkick.

RichardGHP · Post Post #830 (isolation #127) » Tue Jul 02, 2013 2:53 pm

Damn you! Over 80 future puzzles rendered useless.

I make you lick the bottom of my shoes.

RichardGHP · Post Post #832 (isolation #128) » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:23 pm

You did that 15 posts ago, dummy.

RichardGHP · Post Post #842 (isolation #129) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:51 pm

I sexually offend you.

"The Island of Death"? Sounds interesting.

RichardGHP · Post Post #844 (isolation #130) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:31 pm

You don't want to know what I dumped on you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #846 (isolation #131) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:41 pm

I subject you to chemotherapy.

RichardGHP · Post Post #850 (isolation #132) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:36 pm

I cover your floor with broken glass.

RichardGHP · Post Post #855 (isolation #133) » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:46 pm

I defenestrate you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #857 (isolation #134) » Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:00 pm

I block all the channels on your TV except for Lifetime.

RichardGHP · Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:12 am

I set your tie on fire in retaliation.

RichardGHP · Post Post #882 (isolation #136) » Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:51 pm

I poke your eyes out with a pool cue and replace them with pool balls.

RichardGHP · Post Post #924 (isolation #137) » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:49 pm

I drink you.

RichardGHP · Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:30 pm

I spike your water supply with cough mixture.

RichardGHP · Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:15 pm

I kick you somewhere a bit more sensitive than the face.

RichardGHP · Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:34 pm

I think you misunderstand the concept of force-feeding.

RichardGHP · Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:47 am

Go to hell.

RichardGHP · Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:45 pm

Why were you naked when you shipped Yiley to Antarctica, you pervert?

RichardGHP · Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:55 pm

Is there any other kind of sociopath?

RichardGHP · Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:25 pm

I tattoo the words "sex offender" in English and Spanish on your forehead.

RichardGHP · Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:48 pm

Tell someone who cares.

In post 1289, StrangerCoug wrote:
¡Maldito seas, RichardGHP!

I play annoying theme songs until you get RichardGHP to guess a letter in StrangerCoug's Wheel of Fortune.

I'm allowed 48 hours and plan to use every second, you impatient imbecile.

RichardGHP · Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:10 am

I've had enough of your know-it-all attitude. I'm putting you on detention for the rest of the year.

RichardGHP · Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:52 pm

I force you to play the Sousaphone in front of a crowd of thousands.

In post 1405, StrangerCoug wrote:You suck at modding NZWoF.

Oh, rich, coming from the guy who abandons game after game in Mish Mash.

RichardGHP · Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:17 pm

The great thing about the Mafia is that they are easily bought. I've arranged for you to be "taken care of".

RichardGHP · Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:27 pm

Sorry, I can't hear you over that god-awful attire you're wearing!

RichardGHP · Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:05 pm

If a strange man offers you candy, you should take it.

RichardGHP · Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:03 pm

Talk to the hand, the face ain't listening.

RichardGHP · Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:56 pm

I don't know why you're speaking in third person, but if you want it back, you just have to ask.

RichardGHP · Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:05 pm

Pipe down in the cheap seats, JAFA.

RichardGHP · Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:26 pm

Do you make a habit of hanging out with registered sex offenders?

RichardGHP · Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:44 pm

Shame it got marked "return to sender".

RichardGHP · Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:15 pm

In post 1679, Yiley wrote:Shame it was sent from you.

Do I look like StrangerCoug, you blind fool?

RichardGHP · Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:59 pm

So what if I was? At least I never repeated a puzzle.

RichardGHP · Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:03 pm

That's right, because you made no effort to spice up your show at all.

RichardGHP · Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:57 pm

I drop an atomic bomb over Chaparral, New Mexico.

RichardGHP · Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:10 pm

That IS a pretty potent bomb to reach NZ shores, let alone me, since I'm in the southernmost city in the world.

I cut your water supply.

RichardGHP · Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:26 pm

Does it make you feel special to know big words like that?

RichardGHP · Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:20 am

I can't believe that you are both an insomniac and a pyromaniac. You should be admitted to a mental hospital.

RichardGHP · Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:13 am

I took the liberty of hacking your computer and encrypting all your documents.

RichardGHP · Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:39 pm

Joke's on you; you're such a terrible cook that Yiley rejects the food anyway.

RichardGHP · Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:07 pm

So what if I did? At least I got an education.

RichardGHP · Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:10 pm

I steal yours.

RichardGHP · Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:12 pm

I break it over your head in retaliation.

RichardGHP · Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:37 am

Quit being so elitist.

RichardGHP · Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:23 am

I stick you with a used needle for using card games no one has ever heard of.

RichardGHP · Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:03 pm

I switch your keyboard to the AZERTY layout.

RichardGHP · Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:28 pm

I hope you weren't expecting two presents from me. That car bomb covers Christmas

AND

birthday.

RichardGHP · Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:29 pm

Your Wheel of Fortune puzzles are insipid drivel.

RichardGHP · Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:47 pm

Thank you. I wish I could say the same.

RichardGHP · Sat Dec 28, 2013 5:32 pm

You're doing that quite well on your own, you incontinent fool.

RichardGHP · Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:02 pm

I decide your leg is a good place to mark my territory.

RichardGHP · Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:41 pm

You can't recognise your own kind?

RichardGHP · Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:56 am

This isn't "Answer the question with ANOTHER QUESTION!", you know.

RichardGHP · Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:05 pm

This remote control will self-destruct in five, four, three...

RichardGHP · Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:07 pm

In post 1890, StrangerCoug wrote:
REAL
creative, man.

RichardGHP · Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:54 pm

I report you to Homeland Security for having joined on September 11.

RichardGHP · Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:48 pm

I present the following as irrefutable proof of your shady deeds:

RichardGHP · Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:32 pm

I rip the tape off your mouth, removing the surrounding facial hair in the process.

RichardGHP · Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:27 pm

You neglected to put an acute accent on the E in 'cliché' and that is equally unacceptable. I force you to take French lessons until you understand how the language works.

RichardGHP · Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:18 pm

I laugh at you for not using Alt codes like I do.

RichardGHP · Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:30 pm

I sneak human remains into the package containing the frame for your glasses.

RichardGHP · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:33 am

I break your combo.

RichardGHP · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:34 am

Go away.

RichardGHP · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:15 am

Both of you, give it a rest, would you? I like to see other things at the top of my egosearch every once in a while.

RichardGHP · Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:41 am

I nail your feet to the ground.

RichardGHP · Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:52 am

I send the Viet Cong after you.

RichardGHP · Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:51 pm

I catch you doing so with the CCTV camera in my backyard.

RichardGHP · Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:08 pm

Good thing I already removed the tape. Expect a visit from the police.

RichardGHP · Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:08 am

Those are so last century.

RichardGHP · Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:01 pm

I decide to test my new vise using your fingers.

RichardGHP · Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:15 pm

I get mith to change your username colour back to blue.

RichardGHP · Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:54 am

Says the guy who has a Spider-Man avatar.

RichardGHP · Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:19 pm

I drop a nuke on you.

RichardGHP · Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:12 pm

I remove yours.

RichardGHP · Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:30 pm

You're just jealous because we get all the babes. The only attractive woman you'll ever have on

your

arm will be in the form of a tattoo.