Be a jerk to the above poster

StrangerCoug · Post Post #592 (isolation #200) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:21 am

I tell the FBI that the Tsarnaev brothers had a third person involved in the Boston Marathon bombing plot and that it's you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #594 (isolation #201) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:26 am

Oh, good God...

I send your computer a fork bomb.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #596 (isolation #202) » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:18 pm

I blow up your toilet.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #599 (isolation #203) » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:46 am

I tie lead weights to you and throw you in the ocean.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #601 (isolation #204) » Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:28 am

I decapitate you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #603 (isolation #205) » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:50 am

I slash your tires.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #606 (isolation #206) » Sat May 04, 2013 7:09 am

I divide you with a chainsaw.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #608 (isolation #207) » Sat May 04, 2013 9:40 am

Stop running your mouth.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #610 (isolation #208) » Sat May 04, 2013 5:26 pm

I set fire to your chess board.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #612 (isolation #209) » Sat May 04, 2013 5:55 pm

I drive an eighteen-wheeler through your window.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #614 (isolation #210) » Sat May 04, 2013 6:02 pm

I unset yours.

StrangerCoug · Sun May 05, 2013 12:05 pm

I retaliate by tying you to a telephone pole and peeing on you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #620 (isolation #212) » Mon May 06, 2013 4:07 am

I cheat you out of all your money in craps.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #622 (isolation #213) » Mon May 06, 2013 4:27 am

I rat you out to the police.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #624 (isolation #214) » Mon May 06, 2013 4:39 am

You smell even worse. Did you take a cue from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and take up residence in the sewer?

StrangerCoug · Mon May 06, 2013 11:16 am

Fighting for who's the lowest on the totem pole, aren't you?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #630 (isolation #216) » Tue May 07, 2013 1:47 pm

I send your computer a fork bomb.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #632 (isolation #217) » Tue May 07, 2013 1:57 pm

I empty out your bank account.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #634 (isolation #218) » Tue May 07, 2013 2:12 pm

You can do better than that, you pussy.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #637 (isolation #219) » Wed May 08, 2013 5:37 am

You're the one that invited that freak, aren't you?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #642 (isolation #220) » Thu May 09, 2013 7:36 am

Aren't you the college admissions officer who said he didn't have a high enough GPA to get in?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #645 (isolation #221) » Fri May 10, 2013 8:12 am

Didn't they kick you out of Dartmouth for that one incident?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #647 (isolation #222) » Fri May 10, 2013 3:23 pm

Admit it. You're nowhere near the kind of person the Ivy League wants.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #649 (isolation #223) » Fri May 10, 2013 3:43 pm

Are you illiterate?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #651 (isolation #224) » Fri May 10, 2013 3:57 pm

I throw bricks at your bedroom window.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #653 (isolation #225) » Fri May 10, 2013 6:26 pm

And what do you have to contribute besides snide remarks?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #655 (isolation #226) » Sat May 11, 2013 1:25 pm

Says the person who watches boring talk shows and repetitive soap operas.

I actually am a white person living in a trailer.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #658 (isolation #227) » Sat May 11, 2013 3:56 pm

I make you barf them back up.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #661 (isolation #228) » Sun May 12, 2013 6:16 am

It may be wrong, but I still think stealing a TV is more moral than acting out your sexual fantasies in the middle of a busy intersection.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #663 (isolation #229) » Sun May 12, 2013 7:09 am

Yeah. And I saw you with him.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #667 (isolation #230) » Mon May 13, 2013 5:32 am

I just peed in your soup.

StrangerCoug · Mon May 13, 2013 10:44 am

I feed the leftover to you.

StrangerCoug · Mon May 13, 2013 10:47 am

I pee in some more soup and force-feed the result to you.

StrangerCoug · Mon May 13, 2013 12:20 pm

Yeah. For the same reason you must shoot arrows in my family portrait.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #675 (isolation #234) » Mon May 13, 2013 2:23 pm

You can go back to playing Candy Land any time now.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #678 (isolation #235) » Mon May 13, 2013 3:00 pm

Very well then, we'll play Russian roulette and start with you. And did I mention this is with a semiautomatic?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #680 (isolation #236) » Mon May 13, 2013 3:24 pm

I don't give a damn, sissy.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #682 (isolation #237) » Tue May 14, 2013 4:09 am

Stop hitting on me, you freak.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #684 (isolation #238) » Thu May 16, 2013 5:21 am

I force you to run 20 Mish Mash games at once. And they're long ones by their nature like card games, Monopoly...

StrangerCoug · Post Post #686 (isolation #239) » Fri May 17, 2013 7:02 am

I troll you in those games.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #688 (isolation #240) » Sat May 18, 2013 5:04 am

That's not being a jerk, idiot.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #691 (isolation #241) » Sat May 18, 2013 4:09 pm

I just ran over your pets.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #693 (isolation #242) » Sun May 19, 2013 5:29 am

I hack into your computer and swipe your puzzle file.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #695 (isolation #243) » Sun May 19, 2013 5:54 am

Is that all you've got? Bring it!

StrangerCoug · Post Post #699 (isolation #244) » Sun May 19, 2013 2:42 pm

I force you to stay awake for 24 hours straight.

StrangerCoug · Mon May 20, 2013 10:19 am

I short out your keyboard.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #712 (isolation #246) » Thu May 23, 2013 9:53 am

I auction off your property without your permission.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #714 (isolation #247) » Sat May 25, 2013 1:15 pm

I cut the cord to the chandelier over you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #716 (isolation #248) » Sat May 25, 2013 1:18 pm

Sure beats your driving skills, I can tell you that. You drive like my grandma!

StrangerCoug · Post Post #719 (isolation #249) » Sat May 25, 2013 1:22 pm

I throw rotten kiwis at you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #721 (isolation #250) » Wed May 29, 2013 5:57 am

I make you clean them.

StrangerCoug · Wed May 29, 2013 10:29 am

You can do better than that, you sissy.

StrangerCoug · Wed May 29, 2013 10:37 am

Back off, you pervert!

StrangerCoug · Wed May 29, 2013 10:43 am

Well, I'm not gay. Get the hint, moron.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #729 (isolation #254) » Thu May 30, 2013 9:38 am

I just cut your brake line.

My new avatar is a picture of David Dreger, a prominent member of another site I'm on who was reported missing on Monday. This is a Facebook page for people trying to find him.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #731 (isolation #255) » Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:51 am

I get the New Zealand government to exile you to Antarctica.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #733 (isolation #256) » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:12 pm

I throw you off the Eiffel Tower.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #735 (isolation #257) » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:22 pm

I get the French police to deport you for starting a food fight.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #737 (isolation #258) » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:33 pm

Thanks a lot >=(

I slip laxatives in your drink.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #739 (isolation #259) » Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:56 am

I make you clean up said discharge.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #741 (isolation #260) » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:32 pm

...which you now get to wash.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #743 (isolation #261) » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:43 pm

I ridicule you for taking showers with your clothes on and therefore not really getting all that clean.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #745 (isolation #262) » Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:11 am

The spy camera did.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #747 (isolation #263) » Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:45 am

I just poured glue in your car door locks.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #750 (isolation #264) » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:20 pm

I drop you from even higher.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #752 (isolation #265) » Tue Jun 11, 2013 5:39 am

I retaliate by banning you from CougComics.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #754 (isolation #266) » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:57 am

(It really does need more people.)

I force you to marry an ugly woman.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #756 (isolation #267) » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:21 am

I set you on fire.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #758 (isolation #268) » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:26 am

Great ><

I use you as a human piñata.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #760 (isolation #269) » Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:36 pm

I send my cartel after you for ratting me out.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #762 (isolation #270) » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:23 am

I haze you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #764 (isolation #271) » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:05 am

I break you on the wheel.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #766 (isolation #272) » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:05 pm

I send you on a wild goose chase.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #768 (isolation #273) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:39 am

I tie you to a stop sign.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #770 (isolation #274) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:59 am

Well, if it isn't the freak again.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #772 (isolation #275) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:19 am

Oh, you're just not all that cerebral.

StrangerCoug · Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:19 am

I steal all your valuables and sell them on the black market.

StrangerCoug · Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:23 am

I throw you off the Burj Khalifa.

StrangerCoug · Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:36 am

Wikipedia article on the Burj Khalifa

I drop a snooker table on you.

StrangerCoug · Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:52 am

I set you on fire.

Multiple-Choice Trivia is running again if you want to take a stab.

StrangerCoug · Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:37 am

I tie you to the train tracks.

StrangerCoug · Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:39 am

Not you, too...

StrangerCoug · Post Post #793 (isolation #282) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:32 pm

I'm not into ass, so you can go admire your perversion somewhere else.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #795 (isolation #283) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:45 pm

FORGET YOU.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #797 (isolation #284) » Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:11 am

I cut your tongue out.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #799 (isolation #285) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:01 am

And since they're so unimportant, I cut yours out, too.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #801 (isolation #286) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:00 am

"OK?" You've got more than that, sissy? Let's see you throw a punch!

StrangerCoug · Post Post #803 (isolation #287) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:06 am

I lead a more fulfilling life than getting drunk every twelve hours.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #805 (isolation #288) » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:57 am

Says the person who constantly gets arrested for DUI.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #807 (isolation #289) » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:51 am

I tattoo the Chinese characters for "ugly" on your forearm.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #815 (isolation #290) » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:30 am

I auction off your house without the permission of anybody there.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #820 (isolation #291) » Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:23 pm

I sell your name, address, phone number, and e-mail to anti-LGBT hate groups.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #822 (isolation #292) » Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:51 pm

I switch your Pokémon videos for snuff films.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #826 (isolation #293) » Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:34 am

I sabotage the parachute you take to your skydiving trip.

StrangerCoug · Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:15 am

I install a keylogger on your computer. Not only do I know your passwords, I know the answers to your Wheel game now.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #831 (isolation #295) » Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:04 pm

I tie you to the train tracks.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #833 (isolation #296) » Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:26 am

*brainwashes you*

StrangerCoug · Post Post #835 (isolation #297) » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:22 am

It will happen without you. *shoots you*

StrangerCoug · Post Post #837 (isolation #298) » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:50 am

Eww...

I drop a computer desk on you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #839 (isolation #299) » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:57 am

Oh, lighten up, Eeyore.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #841 (isolation #300) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:40 pm

I register you as a sex offender.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #843 (isolation #301) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:29 pm

Yep!

I dump paint on you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #845 (isolation #302) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:39 pm

I force you to retake kindergarten.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #847 (isolation #303) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:08 pm

I change your playlist to songs you hate.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #849 (isolation #304) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:14 pm

I have no children.

I disembowel you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #851 (isolation #305) » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:09 am

I smash a wine bottle on your head.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #854 (isolation #306) » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:28 am

I make you listen to white noise at full volume.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #856 (isolation #307) » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:34 am

I tear out all the pages of your favorite book.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #858 (isolation #308) » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:01 am

You just blocked all the channels on my TV period, since I only get over-the-air channels.

I hire you as a janitor and fire you the second you walk in the door the first day.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #860 (isolation #309) » Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:29 am

I blow up your microwave.

StrangerCoug · Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:42 am

I simultaneously give you both the raspberry and the double deuce.

StrangerCoug · Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:28 am

I drop a pool table on you.

StrangerCoug · Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:37 am

I disenfranchise you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #878 (isolation #313) » Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:20 pm

I run you over with a semi.

StrangerCoug · Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:56 pm

I sabotage the autocorrect on your electronic devices by programming it so that all it ever suggests for corrections are, best-case scenario, embarrassing.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #893 (isolation #315) » Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:04 pm

I post your naked body on Facebook.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #895 (isolation #316) » Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:37 pm

I shove a gag in your mouth.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #898 (isolation #317) » Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:53 pm

I throw a match in your gas tank.

StrangerCoug · Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:06 pm

I hire a hit man to kill you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #906 (isolation #319) » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:50 am

I cut the cord to the chandelier over your head.

StrangerCoug · Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:10 am

I remove your head.

StrangerCoug · Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:38 am

I stack the deck in poker so that you never get a hand higher than a pair of tens.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #915 (isolation #322) » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:40 pm

I stop reading everything you post.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #918 (isolation #323) » Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:13 am

Oh, uhh... Your toilet was clogged, so I went in your vase.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #920 (isolation #324) » Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:21 am

I castrate you for putting that disturbing image in my head.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #922 (isolation #325) » Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:41 am

I siphon all the gas out of your car.

StrangerCoug · Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:41 am

I play loud heavy metal music while you're trying to sleep.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #930 (isolation #327) » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:20 pm

I do the same thing to you with the Family Guy theme.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #932 (isolation #328) » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:43 am

I tell your significant other you watch child porn.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #936 (isolation #329) » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:01 pm

I disembowel you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #942 (isolation #330) » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:19 pm

I cut off your power supply.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #944 (isolation #331) » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:25 pm

I release 100,000 killer bees in your room.

StrangerCoug · Thu Sep 12, 2013 11:57 am

I break a jar on your bare foot.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #948 (isolation #333) » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:40 pm

I sell your soul to the devil.

StrangerCoug · Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:33 pm

I rat you out to the police for doing so.

StrangerCoug · Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:59 pm

I force-feed you septic waste.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #956 (isolation #336) » Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:43 pm

I laugh at you for being behind the times. That is

SO

2000s.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #960 (isolation #337) » Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:39 am

I go postal on all three of you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #962 (isolation #338) » Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:28 pm

I put your phone in the microwave.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #966 (isolation #339) » Sat Sep 21, 2013 9:20 am

I slash your tires.

StrangerCoug · Sat Sep 21, 2013 10:22 am

I push you out of a helicopter in flight.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #973 (isolation #341) » Sat Sep 21, 2013 4:41 pm

I come on stage with a megaphone and tell the audience how you do each and every one of your magic tricks.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #975 (isolation #342) » Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:31 pm

I shove said batteries down your throat after I find out.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #978 (isolation #343) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:20 am

I send Anonymous to hack your Facebook account.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #982 (isolation #344) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:11 am

I force the two of you to get married.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #984 (isolation #345) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:40 am

I leave your milk sitting out overnight.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #986 (isolation #346) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:56 am

I destroy your grave with a sledgehammer.

StrangerCoug · Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:00 am

Ergo, this thread and all three running Wheel of Fortune games on this site are wiped.

StrangerCoug · Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:14 am

I kill Kyuubey and pee on his corpse in front of you.

StrangerCoug · Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:17 pm

In that case, I hold him for a $25,000,000 ransom.

StrangerCoug · Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:34 pm

I tell the FBI you knew the money was counterfeit when you paid it to me.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #997 (isolation #351) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:44 pm

I corrupt your hard drive.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #999 (isolation #352) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 2:15 pm

I send al-Qaida after you.

StrangerCoug · Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:56 pm

I rig your modem so that it explodes the next time you brag about getting a certain post number.

StrangerCoug · Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:04 pm

I send your English teacher a paper in your name that is just random sentences from various novels cut and pasted together.

StrangerCoug · Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:11 pm

I throw a tantrum every single time you criticize me.

StrangerCoug · Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:29 pm

I strangle you.

StrangerCoug · Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:15 pm

I tighten the grip in retaliation.

StrangerCoug · Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:29 pm

I retaliate by having your private parts cut off and shoved in your mouth.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:34 am

And now, for my beloved fanboy, Psyche, who seems to have many kinky interests, had always kept me quite interested, was always so innocent. To Psyche, I bequeath... a boot to the head. And another for Jenny and the wimp.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:20 pm

I place a Tasmanian devil in your trousers.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:55 pm

What about the boot to Jenny and the wimp? ...Oh, that's right. You're the wimp.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:46 pm

Unfortunately, theaceofspades's favorite food is something you abhor, and I force-feed it to you. All of it.

In post 1073, theaceofspades wrote:
i know this reference. what the crap is it?

It's from The Frantics' comedy sketch "Last Will and Temperament". There's a Phoenix Wrong video on YouTube that uses it as the audio.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:56 pm

I have you do my college homework for me at gunpoint while I go do that.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:12 pm

I retaliate by uploading pictures of you doing something indecent to your Facebook account.

StrangerCoug · Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:18 am

I play loud rock music so you can't learn.

StrangerCoug · Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:55 pm

Were you dropped on your head, kid? Why shouldn't parents love their children?

StrangerCoug · Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:14 am

Hey, idiot, call animals by their right name. That's a

MOUNTAIN

lion to you.

StrangerCoug · Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:01 am

I set your bed on fire.

StrangerCoug · Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:57 pm

I strangle you.

StrangerCoug · Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:58 pm

In post 1111, Kazekirimaru wrote:You're supposed to be a jerk you plebe.

StrangerCoug · Sun Sep 29, 2013 6:59 am

If that's how we're going to do things, I slice off your private parts.

StrangerCoug · Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:18 pm

I short out your cell phone.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:02 pm

I sell your soul.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:42 pm

You could have bought it back at 25 gold from someone outside of my influence. I told the seller to jack up the price considerably.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 01, 2013 1:28 pm

I pee all over yours.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:52 pm

I abandon you on a remote desert island without any supplies or shelter whatsoever.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:58 pm

In post 1114, StrangerCoug wrote:
In post 1111, Kazekirimaru wrote:You're supposed to be a jerk you plebe.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:28 am

I force-feed you lard.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:05 pm

I smash your face into a grandfather clock.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:28 pm

I laugh at you for thinking I wouldn't have sold such an expensive clock so I could get out of this hellhole.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 02, 2013 3:50 pm

I put you on a freak show.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:04 pm

I kick you in the face.

StrangerCoug · Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:02 pm

I barf in your fridge.

StrangerCoug · Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:48 pm

I pay for ten fat slobs to move into your house.

StrangerCoug · Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:11 am

I hack into your MafiaScum account and upload porn under it to GD.

StrangerCoug · Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:12 pm

...says the streaker.

StrangerCoug · Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:21 pm

I corrupt them all.

StrangerCoug · Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:03 am

I corrupt you despite the fact that you are not, and have not been turned into, a computer.

StrangerCoug · Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:11 pm

I put antifreeze in your drink.

StrangerCoug · Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:41 pm

I force-feed it to you.

StrangerCoug · Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:52 pm

There is no such thing, moron.

StrangerCoug · Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:15 pm

Way to confess to a crime, loser.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:52 pm

I sell your contact information to identity thieves.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:47 pm

I barf on your corpse.

StrangerCoug · Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:55 pm

I stick you on the same boat and then sink it.

StrangerCoug · Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:58 am

I short out all the electronics on the Batboat.

StrangerCoug · Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:01 am

I shoot down the Batplane.

StrangerCoug · Sun Oct 13, 2013 6:08 am

I upload videos of them to YouTube.

StrangerCoug · Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:34 am

I retaliate against you getting my YouTube account banned by deleting all your social networking accounts.