Be a jerk to the above poster

drmyshotgun · Post Post #3 (isolation #0) » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:10 pm

You are not a Cougar, SC. You are just a large cat.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #5 (isolation #1) » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:13 pm

Hey Cybele, the King of Animal Kingdom is Lion, not some homeless cat.

StrangerCoug, why do you chase a rabbit if you're going to eat artificial chemicals for dinner anyways?

drmyshotgun · Post Post #7 (isolation #2) » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:17 pm

Why would you do that? Is it because I spat in your coffee this morning?

drmyshotgun · Post Post #9 (isolation #3) » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:27 pm

Well, I guess you had this coming.

*throws SC's taxidermized rabbit into the fire*

By the way, your prized gold medal for Dirty Dealing championships? I sold that to buy you that rabbit.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #11 (isolation #4) » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:32 pm

Yeah! And they didn't even let you

take

a photo! Something about academic conduct?

drmyshotgun · Post Post #13 (isolation #5) » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:46 pm

I think so. You told me you earned it by seducing 66 year old Mrs. Gratchen. Didn't think you were lying.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #15 (isolation #6) » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:10 pm

Hey Coug. Before you discover what happened to your Grandmother while you were in the toilet, why don't you play this game too? http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=23184
It sucks. Like yours.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #17 (isolation #7) » Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:59 pm

I knew this game sucks, SC. No-one's playing but us. You are a loner, Coug.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #19 (isolation #8) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:04 pm

What have you done, Coug??

drmyshotgun · Post Post #23 (isolation #9) » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:12 pm

Kcda, you really isn't Einstein. I bet your brain is half the size of him.

Feirei, your avatar sucks. All of them. Period.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #26 (isolation #10) » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:16 pm

Pizzadudes? I'm more pieladies man.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #30 (isolation #11) » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:19 pm

And yours on CNN.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #32 (isolation #12) » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:23 pm

Your child has just been sold for 50 bucks to work in the mines of Somalia.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #36 (isolation #13) » Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:17 pm

Your elementary school bullies are still ripping you off for lunch money.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #38 (isolation #14) » Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:48 pm

ProsecutorGodot, I'm buying your published books just to wipe my nose.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #45 (isolation #15) » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:01 pm

I'm selling handguns to your kids right now.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #48 (isolation #16) » Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:41 pm

I just threw away your collectable baseball cards which happened to be in mint condition ready to be sold for $4500 each. They were getting in my way.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #51 (isolation #17) » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:37 pm

I just released 2 billion termites in your torture chamber, Richard.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #53 (isolation #18) » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:39 am

And me your cat's lower jaw.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #57 (isolation #19) » Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:49 pm

I wrongly accuse you of some nefarious crime commited by my brother and just made you locked up in jail for over 35 years.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #59 (isolation #20) » Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:43 pm

You are so original ProsecutorGodot. Everyone must have you as their post-mentor.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #61 (isolation #21) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:14 am

Your $3000 worth pet alligator was not fed by me at any point during your holiday which lasted 3 weeks resulting in it becoming a taxidermy. Here, take that stinky thing out of my house.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #64 (isolation #22) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:45 pm

I mowed off all the hair on your body while you were sleeping.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #66 (isolation #23) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:40 pm

I drained all liquid out of your toilet. You'll just have to leave your s**t there until you fix the problem.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #68 (isolation #24) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:24 pm

Your dog ate some raw meat I gave it and is now french-kissing your children.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #70 (isolation #25) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:27 pm

Yuck! Your children are now kissing your wife!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #73 (isolation #26) » Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:09 am

Your Alt is so obvious.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #75 (isolation #27) » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:19 pm

The wine I gave you for you and your girlfriend's private date had some date rape drugs mixed in.
Wonder who'll wake up first to strike first?

drmyshotgun · Post Post #79 (isolation #28) » Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:33 pm

Oh a victim!

*drags the drugged Klazam and chains him along with those cars*

drmyshotgun · Post Post #83 (isolation #29) » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:18 pm

And was your dad at some point

Stop talking. Your breath smells like sewer.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #86 (isolation #30) » Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:15 pm

I just killed your queen. Dissected it into 38 pieces.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #88 (isolation #31) » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:25 pm

That means I just killed 38 of you and your family and friends and roommates by doing pretty much nothing.
I take a flamethrower and burn all of you to dust. It was fun. And I take all your honey and have them for breakfast.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #92 (isolation #32) » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:55 pm

I shoot your favorite horse and cut off its head to put it on your bed while you're sleeping.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #94 (isolation #33) » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:10 pm

I block it with your cat.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #96 (isolation #34) » Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:52 pm

...leaving me with no choice but to throw it into the icy river below.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #98 (isolation #35) » Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:33 pm

I danced and sang Spongebob Squarepants theme song on your funeral.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #100 (isolation #36) » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:15 pm

While you were having a shower, I ate all the pizza you ordered. Pepperoni is my favorite.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #102 (isolation #37) » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:35 pm

Don't worry. They were all three weeks after the expiry date.
Are you feeling a bit sick now, Coug? I was gonna throw them away, but you cleaned it up good!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #104 (isolation #38) » Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:26 pm

Hey, I haven't washed myself for 2 weeks, killed couple of people on the streets, made some strong friendship with local drug lord, and I'm going to come to stay over at your place for a few days.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #106 (isolation #39) » Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:31 pm

*dodges*

I'll take the master bedroom if you don't mind.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #108 (isolation #40) » Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:36 pm

Of course, your wife would be joining me?

drmyshotgun · Post Post #110 (isolation #41) » Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:48 pm

It's okay. I called over some hookers too. Sure you don't want to join your wife with your kids?

drmyshotgun · Post Post #112 (isolation #42) » Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:08 pm

Oh look! I'm teaching your kid how to manufacture highly concentrated acid for sale!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #114 (isolation #43) » Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:17 pm

They're fast learning bunch aren't they? Look at them going for your kids!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #116 (isolation #44) » Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:47 pm

I perform plastic surgery on you while you were sleeping and made you look like the Swamp Thing.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #118 (isolation #45) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:29 pm

I'm not going to post here anymore. Have fun with yourself Coug!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #120 (isolation #46) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:42 pm

I only returned because you begged for 3 hours on my damn phone. Man! What length you'd go to just to not be alone!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #123 (isolation #47) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:46 pm

*reminds everyone that SC doesn't have living grandma*

I steal all of Klazam's colony's honey and spray insecticide upon them.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #125 (isolation #48) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:51 pm

I hire your doppelganger to become a pole-dancer and spreads the news to people who know you.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #127 (isolation #49) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:58 pm

While you are enjoying artificial tanning through afternoon nap, I increase the temperature so much on the tanning machine that your tan not only is confirmed fake but looks hideously like as if you smeared sooth on yourself.
Of course, it was your entire body. Au natural!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #129 (isolation #50) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:11 pm

I steal your favorite chicken and eat its eggs in front of you Every. Single. Day.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #131 (isolation #51) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:26 pm

I exchange your favorite cow for some beans and feeds them to your favorite chicken.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #133 (isolation #52) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:19 pm

Good thing that I didn't stop your children on eating them.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #135 (isolation #53) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:33 pm

You die with one ice move directed at you.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #137 (isolation #54) » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:39 pm

Your avatar made me laugh in a sinister way.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #140 (isolation #55) » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:03 pm

I chop off your left hand.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #142 (isolation #56) » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:46 pm

With you inbetween, yes.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #146 (isolation #57) » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:56 pm

I gave your son "Father-Fu*ker" tattoo just now.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #151 (isolation #58) » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:15 pm

I hunt your family and sell their skins to smugglers.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #155 (isolation #59) » Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:38 pm

I must say, I'm impressed StrangerCoug. Never in my wildest dreams have I thought that this game would make it to page 7.
I need to be a jerk, so I call you stupid.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #157 (isolation #60) » Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:05 pm

Shut up 10 posts. You are third.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #161 (isolation #61) » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:40 am

Your located in Uranus.....
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....Haha. Uranus.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #164 (isolation #62) » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:15 pm

So is the game apparently, Coug.
Good job. At least it got to 7 pages with 0 support. How'd that happen.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #166 (isolation #63) » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:49 pm

Because I'm such a nice person, I feel obliged to bump this shitty game to make StrangerCoug happier.
You're happy with this eh, SC? Good! You're buying dinner.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #169 (isolation #64) » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:08 pm

I know right? The thread hit the new low no-one could have imagined. Trevor licking all over it.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #171 (isolation #65) » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:14 pm

I meant to break the news to you earlier, but I'm dating your daughter, SC.

Wait...you did what??

drmyshotgun · Post Post #173 (isolation #66) » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:23 pm

My 34 dogs all took a dump on your backyard. Apparently they're claiming this land as their own.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #175 (isolation #67) » Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:04 pm

Time to send you to jail once and for all!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #177 (isolation #68) » Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:12 pm

I take the bottom bunker by force.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #179 (isolation #69) » Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:11 pm

Haha! Two days of no activity. The game's dead SC, give it up.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #183 (isolation #70) » Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:28 pm

Sucks on that lemon icecream you've been trying to hide from us, duh!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #185 (isolation #71) » Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:27 am

I bought two Happy Meals like you told me to, but on the way home I had to give it away to this poor old man. I'm sure you can live a day longer without your dinner.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #187 (isolation #72) » Sun Sep 30, 2012 2:33 pm

Oh your pan shattered into pieces because I'm made of diamond.

I slap you with my diamond palm.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #189 (isolation #73) » Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:27 pm

I was going to, but I did your favorite Cow, instead.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #191 (isolation #74) » Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:25 pm

We're all Cows here. Know what you are. Look at yourself in the mirror, you moo-ron!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #194 (isolation #75) » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:19 pm

Oh you bumped your own thread! Nice nice!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #196 (isolation #76) » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:27 pm

Your goldfish died while you were on a vacation and I replaced it and you still didn't notice!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #199 (isolation #77) » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:10 am

I take your mask off and damn it. I help you put it back on because no-one would want to look at your face.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #201 (isolation #78) » Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:22 pm

*plugs off desktop*
Oops, there goes your homework.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #203 (isolation #79) » Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:49 am

I spill coffee on your best suit.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #205 (isolation #80) » Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:04 pm

You making out with your babysitter is top rated in mrskin.com and I've been awarded best spycam award.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #207 (isolation #81) » Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:12 pm

The one I ended up yielding to your sick mother? Okay

drmyshotgun · Post Post #211 (isolation #82) » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:45 am

You are getting force-replaced from Fake Modding game.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #215 (isolation #83) » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:37 pm

Your game is gonna suck Coug.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #218 (isolation #84) » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:53 pm

I saw what you did with your sheeps last night. Time to go post on Youtube.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #220 (isolation #85) » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:07 am

Thanks for getting me 1 brand new carpet, a door mat and 3 pets.
2 I sold for circus, and the other three I starve them to near insanity for 30 days and then release back in your house.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #222 (isolation #86) » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:15 am

See you soon then, remember, your presentation better be good or you are getting the force-resignation, I shit you not!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #227 (isolation #87) » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:57 pm

I just ate your dog for lunch.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #229 (isolation #88) » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:48 pm

(LOL I'm Korean, you are a real jerk Richard *sob*)

New Zealand...a small island that is part of Australia, right?

Edit: Initial reaction to Richard's post - Haha, he doesn't even get the fact right about me...
10 seconds later: ...Damn.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #232 (isolation #89) » Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:00 pm

I pull your tail, whirl you around and slam you into the rubbish bin.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #234 (isolation #90) » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:15 pm

I laugh at SC's failure on chainsaw juggling. Geewhiz! Although you failed and lost pretty much every parts, you sure got me to laughin'!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #237 (isolation #91) » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:38 pm

I actually win it. HAHAHAHA

I feed your remaining body parts to my pet zombie alligators.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #239 (isolation #92) » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:40 pm

I make you get ear cancer by forcing you to listen to Justin Bieber.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #245 (isolation #93) » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:27 pm

I force-feed you mercury.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #247 (isolation #94) » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:32 am

I free three skunks in your bedroom while you were sleeping. Plus I kick those skunks in the ass before I escape.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #250 (isolation #95) » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:38 am

Fuck you Einstein.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #252 (isolation #96) » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:40 am

I lock you up in a cage and train you as a circus cat.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #254 (isolation #97) » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:54 am

I try to mate you with male tiger. He [REDACTED] you and eats you. Not necessarily in that order.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #256 (isolation #98) » Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:08 pm

I die in the most gruesome way possible in getting shot, leaving the most violent image in your head to hunt you forever.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #258 (isolation #99) » Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:18 pm

I use my last remaining strength to wipe the pee off of me onto your best coat.

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 10, 2012 12:25 pm

I inform Tongan pirates where your luxury yacht would be travelling in your sweet vacation that only comes once in 22 years.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #262 (isolation #101) » Fri Oct 12, 2012 4:00 pm

I tell members of Taliban that you are secret son of Bush during your holiday tour in Pakistan.

(no cultural offenses intended. Just for fun guys)

drmyshotgun · Post Post #264 (isolation #102) » Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:15 pm

And recently turned single after poisoning you to death.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #266 (isolation #103) » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:47 pm

I hack your guts (see what I did there?).

drmyshotgun · Post Post #269 (isolation #104) » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:50 am

I just fried your goldfish because I needed some fish to go with my chips.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #272 (isolation #105) » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:26 pm

Which you will need since I robbed all your clothes on the highway just now.

drmyshotgun · Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:58 pm

I accidentally killed a Kiwi today while driving on the highway.

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:14 am

Jeffrey! Go to your room and finish your homework!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #282 (isolation #108) » Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:24 pm

I pack you an entirely vegetarian lunch.

drmyshotgun · Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:54 pm

I force-feed you wasabi until you promise me that you're never going to announce what shape SC's shit looks like ever again.

drmyshotgun · Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:22 pm

I switch your external test papers to level 3.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #295 (isolation #111) » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:33 am

I steal all your pens and pencils right before the exams.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #298 (isolation #112) » Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:10 pm

I throw a beehive at you while you and your family were having an outdoor barbeque.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #300 (isolation #113) » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:23 pm

I punch you in the face and laugh.

drmyshotgun · Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:42 am

I throw you into an active volcano.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #308 (isolation #115) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:49 pm

I throw you into a cockroach nest.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #318 (isolation #116) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:25 pm

I give you a hideous Micky Mouse tattoo while you were asleep.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #320 (isolation #117) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:18 pm

Shame

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:02 pm

I send you to an unescapable desert island where you will face carnivorous tribal people.

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:26 pm

I escape and woo your daughter and kidnap her.

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:33 pm

I sneeze into your wedding cake.

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:41 pm

I put a bounty on your cat. Later that day, it mysteriously turns up dead in an unexpected plane crash.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #335 (isolation #122) » Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:38 pm

I flush the toilet while you were in the shower.

drmyshotgun · Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:55 pm

I kick your nuts.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #357 (isolation #124) » Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:02 pm

I spike your drink and sell you to Russian mob.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #363 (isolation #125) » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:34 pm

I send you back in time mid 14th century and leave you there.

drmyshotgun · Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:20 pm

And I murder you on-spot so that no-one can open it again.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #381 (isolation #127) » Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:14 pm

I give xtopherusD an amazing plastic surgery and make him marry you. After 20 years of happy marriage, I reveal the ultimate secret that has been kept away from you.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #385 (isolation #128) » Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:07 pm

I ask you a very complicated maths question and don't even listen while you explain it for 30 minutes.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #387 (isolation #129) » Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:58 pm

I plant a bomb in the shape of your required medication and make it explode in your stomach.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #389 (isolation #130) » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:01 pm

Good luck in trying to pull that 9 inch metal

ruler

out of your ass which I just shoved into you.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #393 (isolation #131) » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:07 pm

I steal your alarm clock so that you'll miss your exam time.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #397 (isolation #132) » Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:12 pm

I couldn't contain my laughter in your funeral. It was a damn good "Knock Knock" joke.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #403 (isolation #133) » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:43 pm

I....'m not getting you.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #407 (isolation #134) » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:05 pm

I shotgun you.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #415 (isolation #135) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:18 pm

I laugh at you.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #418 (isolation #136) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:56 pm

I punch your cat, your snake, your horse, your dog. And I eat them all.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #421 (isolation #137) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:51 pm

I polish off your nails while you've been sleeping. What I've also done is to take out 4 of your inner teeth to give you braces. Good luck hunting now, Coug!

drmyshotgun · Post Post #430 (isolation #138) » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:39 pm

I report you for cheating in your exam. Even if you didn't, you are under heavy suspicion and is suspended.

drmyshotgun · Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:13 pm

I still win despite all the odds against me. And you lost your $1000 of betting against me!

drmyshotgun · Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:18 pm

And no-one invites you to their birthday parties.

drmyshotgun · Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:29 pm

But they leave straight after throwing you their 2 dollor shop gifts and eating your cake.

drmyshotgun · Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:52 pm

Just enough time to press the detonator which sets off the bombs right under your feet.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #443 (isolation #143) » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:45 am

You realize I sold off all your valuable priceless murder weapons in our last garage sale?

drmyshotgun · Post Post #480 (isolation #144) » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:01 am

I poured my coffee onto your couch and left the house without telling you anything about it.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #482 (isolation #145) » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:08 am

With your girlfriend, sure.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #484 (isolation #146) » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:14 am

I replace the salt on your dinner table with sugar.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #487 (isolation #147) » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:39 pm

I set free 20 mosquitos in your bedroom.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #494 (isolation #148) » Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:54 am

You have no home to return to because I built my own empire on the prarie that once belonged to you and your family.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #498 (isolation #149) » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:23 pm

I tickle you endlessly and you die by laughing too much.

drmyshotgun · Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:39 pm

This thread sucks and its the players that make it suck.

drmyshotgun · Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:52 pm

Whoa, you still exist in this forum???

drmyshotgun · Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:55 pm

I mean, I thought you had life!

drmyshotgun · Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:00 pm

I cry at your utter creativity

drmyshotgun · Tue Oct 29, 2013 4:08 pm

I stir fry you.

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:28 am

You are one to talk.

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:01 pm

Yeah, I just told them your address and how you are on vacation at the moment.

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:14 pm

And I told the police that you sell them.

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:21 pm

I feed you my hair.

drmyshotgun · Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:09 pm

I kill your bee.

drmyshotgun · Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:16 am

What a lame way to be a jerk.

drmyshotgun · Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:33 pm

I burn your curtains.

drmyshotgun · Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:30 pm

I punch you in the face and feed you the burning curtains.

drmyshotgun · Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:18 pm

I shoot you in the head.

drmyshotgun · Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:03 pm

Yep, shooting your cat instead.

drmyshotgun · Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:53 am

What a lame way to be a jerk.

drmyshotgun · Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:09 pm

I pull you in with me.

drmyshotgun · Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:17 pm

I chuck a molotov at your new Ferrari.

drmyshotgun · Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:43 am

I throw away your barbie collection.

drmyshotgun · Wed Nov 06, 2013 4:01 pm

I sell you off to a russian mobster,

drmyshotgun · Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:55 pm

Oh you mean our new dart board?

drmyshotgun · Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:06 pm

I...drink your milkshake!

drmyshotgun · Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:54 pm

I don't invite you to my party.

drmyshotgun · Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:27 pm

I demand a refund.

drmyshotgun · Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:54 am

I hate your new avatar.

drmyshotgun · Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:25 pm

You suck.

drmyshotgun · Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:51 am

You are not batman.

drmyshotgun · Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:38 pm

Geez you losers have to accept that I already won this game long time ago.

drmyshotgun · Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:12 pm

I tie you on the back of my car and drag you around.

drmyshotgun · Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:32 pm

I punch you in the face and laugh at you.

drmyshotgun · Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:17 pm

I...uh, take SC to hospital while running you over with my van.

drmyshotgun · Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:07 pm

Punch you in the face, soon I will.

drmyshotgun · Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:34 pm

You suck.

drmyshotgun · Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:59 pm

I put you to sleep, take your kidneys and sell them off to an orphan in Cambodia.

drmyshotgun · Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:43 pm

I throw you into a pool full of poisonous jellyfishes.

drmyshotgun · Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:08 pm

I hide all the toilet papers in your house.

drmyshotgun · Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:23 pm

I set up a spycam in your room and broadcast it on the internet.

drmyshotgun · Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:32 pm

I shoot your Ferrari in my tank. I then run over your corpse. Yiley too, natch.

drmyshotgun · Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:30 pm

I lock you up in your garage and feed you the food I cooked myself.

drmyshotgun · Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:24 pm

Shut up you suck.