Be a jerk to the above poster

StrangerCoug · Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:46 pm

Double-posters suck.

StrangerCoug · Mon Oct 14, 2013 4:01 pm

Yeah. The joke's on you, buster.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:44 pm

I ship you to Antarctica. Naked.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:53 pm

Because I felt like traumatizing your brain.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:16 pm

Oh, the show you produced?

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:24 pm

I cut your tongue out.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:31 pm

La la la la la... Everything you say is white noise to me.

StrangerCoug · Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:05 pm

I have you produce every single show I "create".

StrangerCoug · Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:22 pm

...and edit out all traces of mine as "creator". We're in this together or we're not. Pick your poison already.

StrangerCoug · Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:18 am

I send annoying children to ask you what you are doing every 15 seconds.

StrangerCoug · Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:28 pm

I kill them.

StrangerCoug · Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:22 pm

I spray-paint the words "A bloodthirsty madman lives here" in English, French, and Japanese on your garage door.

StrangerCoug · Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:29 pm

¡Maldito seas, RichardGHP!

I play annoying theme songs until you get RichardGHP to guess a letter in StrangerCoug's Wheel of Fortune.

StrangerCoug · Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:34 pm

I retaliate by making you go deaf.

StrangerCoug · Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:58 am

I infect you with a virus making you unable to do anything, no matter how quickly it has to be done.

StrangerCoug · Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:35 am

I throw a rock the size of a watermelon through your windshield.

StrangerCoug · Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:42 am

I force-feed you battery acid.

StrangerCoug · Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:46 am

I short out the electronics to the safe, take a blowtorch to the side so they can get out, and give you the raspberry.

StrangerCoug · Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:18 am

I slash your tires.

StrangerCoug · Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:52 am

I send the Joker after you.

StrangerCoug · Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:00 am

I set your house on fire.

StrangerCoug · Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:05 am

Stop what? Shooting out your windows?

StrangerCoug · Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:43 am

*gags you*

StrangerCoug · Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:24 am

Who gives a damn, reject?

StrangerCoug · Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:26 pm

I moon you.

StrangerCoug · Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:40 pm

Shut the hell up, loser.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:55 am

That's because I cut them off.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:55 am

I throw acid in your face.

In post 1364, Yiley wrote:I then steal your car.

Good luck getting it from point A from point B. I'd be in school if I had transport.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:34 am

I just had the runs on your pool table.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:37 am

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:21 am

I stick you on the sex offender list.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:32 am

I claim to have had sex with you at one point. You get shunned by everyone as well.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:15 pm

Yeah, right, pervert.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:37 pm

Talk to the people who actually believe such a thing.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:18 pm

I slapjack you.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:42 pm

I send you a letter bomb.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:10 pm

I tell the FBI that you sent me the bomb.

StrangerCoug · Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:41 am

You suck at modding NZWoF.

StrangerCoug · Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:44 pm

I hijack a tour bus and run you over with it.

StrangerCoug · Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:00 pm

You're his brother.

StrangerCoug · Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:18 pm

Very well, then. *cuts off the power supply to your house*

StrangerCoug · Mon Oct 28, 2013 1:11 pm

I take a machine gun to everything of value you own.

StrangerCoug · Mon Oct 28, 2013 1:23 pm

I force-feed you said hydrofluoric acid.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:55 am

Hypocrites...

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:50 pm

Screw you.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:54 pm

What'd you think, dunderhead?

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:57 pm

I force-feed you gasoline.

StrangerCoug · Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:03 pm

I just tore up your leather couch.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:56 am

Hey, drmyshotgun, you might want to do something about the kid throwing rocks at your window.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:02 pm

I just told your boss you smoke weed.

StrangerCoug · Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:30 pm

I auction off your soul.

StrangerCoug · Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:26 pm

I just rigged your computer so that pressing the power button blows it up.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:55 am

I shove you in a wood chipper.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:16 pm

I plant a time bomb in your bedroom.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:18 pm

I slash the tires on yours.

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:03 pm

I install CryptoLocker on your computer.

StrangerCoug · Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:25 pm

I just sent the Mafia after you.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:14 pm

I shoot tranq darts at you.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:02 pm

I show up anyway and spike all the drinks.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 09, 2013 4:41 am

What I think is even more evil is that I'm making you pose for a very special audience...

StrangerCoug · Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:04 am

You can't get a refund for something

YOU

are being paid for, idiot.

StrangerCoug · Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:05 pm

It's better than your sissy one.

StrangerCoug · Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:13 pm

Roadkiller...

StrangerCoug · Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:57 pm

Speaking of torture, I have you waterboarded 24/7/365.

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:27 pm

I force-feed you laxatives.

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:18 pm

Kinda hard to do that with slashed tires, kid.

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:37 pm

...said the hypocrite whose avatar also sports black clothing.

StrangerCoug · Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:49 pm

It's the Internet, stupid.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:41 am

Well, at least it's easier to clean than the poop I left on your carpet.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:01 am

I force you to smoke four packs a day.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:09 pm

I make you pay my hospital bill in retaliation.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:46 pm

I hire his wife to make you disgusting, unappetizing meals for the same time period, and you don't get anything else.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:48 pm

I had poisoned all mine beforehand.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:49 am

You know, you're kinda lame.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:55 am

I pour molten lead down your throat.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:07 pm

Get a life, why don't you?

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:47 pm

I shove you in front of a train.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:41 pm

How is that you being a jerk, you idiot?

StrangerCoug · Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:28 am

I auction off your house while you're still living in it.

StrangerCoug · Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:42 am

I rig the pool table at your local bar so that putting money in it does nothing.

StrangerCoug · Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:45 pm

I nudge the table so that it looks like you sunk the eight-ball prematurely.

StrangerCoug · Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:40 pm

And you're the one who hired him as security. How do you avoid scaring off too many people to make money?

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:13 am

I line the inside of your jacket with corrosives.

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:48 am

I sell it to your significant other.

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:07 am

You're her pimp, right?

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:09 am

You're my brother, silly.

StrangerCoug · Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:46 am

I upload embarrassing pictures of you to Facebook.

StrangerCoug · Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:12 am

While there, I join a prison gang that helps me send you a letter bomb.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:12 pm

I tie you to the back of a Ferrari and drag you down the highway at high speed.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:10 am

I trick you into buying cocaine from a drug dealer.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:47 am

I get you thrown in as his cellmate. Oh, and he's a registered sex offender.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:21 am

I was also with a registered sex offender.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:37 am

I send the Yakuza after you.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:07 pm

I tell the Canadian equivalent of the FBI that you're the leader of the Yakuza group ordered to kill Blueberry.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:23 pm

Do you have to be so damn embarrassing?

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:38 pm

I do the same thing to you with the same result, but it's fellow furries being told you're a furbashing serial killer targeting us.

StrangerCoug · Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:24 am

I get you arrested for stealing Bruce Wayne's identity.

StrangerCoug · Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:29 am

That's not you being a jerk, you idiot.

StrangerCoug · Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:02 am

The last time I checked, Peter Parker was not the same person as Bruce Wayne. I start a prison riot over you not being able to keep superheroes' alter egos straight.

StrangerCoug · Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:19 am

I auction off the deed to your house to the highest bidder without your permission.

StrangerCoug · Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:53 am

I use the $1.75 to buy a box of thumbtacks and put one on your chair.

StrangerCoug · Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:35 am

I sit somewhere else.

StrangerCoug · Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:16 am

I force you to stand for perpetuity, too.

StrangerCoug · Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:56 am

I make you walk the plank.

StrangerCoug · Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:15 am

I hire Lady Gaga to rape you.

StrangerCoug · Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:42 pm

Get lost, waste of cyberspace.

In post 1669, Yiley wrote:She is gay so she doesn't touch me

Rapists do not always attack their preferred gender. Prison rape especially is like that.

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:34 am

That changes nothing, you backwards hick.

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:13 pm

I assure you it was as nice as the letter bomb I sent you.

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:49 pm

Weren't you the one that blinded him?

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:01 pm

At least I didn't drag a Halloween episode through the better part of November.

StrangerCoug · Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:05 pm

*decapitates you, paints the studio with your blood, and finds an alternate to play the rest of the match for you*

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:36 am

*calls S&P and strips Yiley of said winnings*

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:31 pm

I auction off your soul on eBay.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:40 pm

Oh, don't be such a wet blanket.

StrangerCoug · Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:04 pm

The peed-on blanket gets shoved in your mouth.

StrangerCoug · Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:05 pm

Are you sure you passed biology class?

StrangerCoug · Sun Dec 01, 2013 7:48 am

Yeah. You're the person who taught Psyche junk biology.

StrangerCoug · Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:49 pm

I viciously attack you for being unable to spell.

StrangerCoug · Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:09 pm

I tell the judges you cheated by looking the pronunciations up in the dictionary beforehand.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:56 am

Therefore, the aftermath reaches you in the from of radioactivity.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:37 pm

I declare war on New Zealand.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:34 pm

I change mine to T S O in response.

StrangerCoug · Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:31 am

No one gives a flying rat's ass what you say.

StrangerCoug · Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:39 am

Neither can you, smart aleck.

StrangerCoug · Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:08 pm

I give you a pipe bomb for Christmas.

StrangerCoug · Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:30 pm

Yes, but the smell is coming from you having pooped your pants.

StrangerCoug · Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:48 pm

Why are you associating with someone with an imperforate anus?

StrangerCoug · Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:18 am

You bet that you can beat me at a game of eight-ball and I cheat you out of your money by bumping the table so it looks like you sunk the eight-ball.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:15 am

I just went and set your brand new leather couch on fire.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:22 am

Oh, it's only about ten minutes before I normally wake up on a school day.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:12 am

I just threw a brick through your window.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:32 am

I bump my car door into yours and don't apologize for that either.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:37 am

I call you profane names.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:39 am

I hack into your account and post the role PM of every game you're in.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:43 am

I wish you a merry Christmas knowing for a fact that you won't have one.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:45 am

I stick a land mine under your pillow.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:53 am

I poison all of your food.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:31 pm

I slash your tires.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:43 pm

I break all the ornaments on your Christmas tree. Yes, even the star on the top.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:07 pm

I break the angel topper, too.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:13 pm

My estate has you lynched for practicing cannibalism.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:13 pm

No one plays Killer Instinct anymore, loser.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:31 pm

Instead of being snarky, why don't you update your damn Decathlon game or whatever it was, you lazy bum?

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:04 pm

I rat on both of you.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:15 pm

I sabotage the dinner.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:32 pm

I let you have some of my food.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:02 pm

And where did you learn to cook? A kindergarten classroom?

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:33 am

I send you hate mail.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:36 am

I send the Westboro Baptist Church after you.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:38 pm

I smash the windows of yours in the same weather.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:26 pm

Everything I say to you is yelled through a megaphone placed up against your ear.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:08 pm

I clog your toilet.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:11 pm

I use your vase instead.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:14 pm

I tie your shoelaces together.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:15 am

I send 4chan after you.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:25 am

I tell the judge your lawsuit is frivolous and I win the case.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:39 am

I sue you for that and win that lawsuit, too.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:45 am

I have you sent back to elementary school for confusing two words pronounced very differently.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:53 am

Restraint
Restaurant

I continue to make you go to elementary school.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:21 am

Yeah. You can't hide your tracks too well, reject.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:53 am

I deliberately crash your car into your garage door.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:14 am

I steal money from you in order to do so.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:17 pm

I have you arrested for stealing my retirement fund.

StrangerCoug · Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:52 am

The FBI both sees and hears through your disguise and sticks you in a maximum security prison. I then use some of the fund to move to Japan.

StrangerCoug · Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:05 am

I take a job in the computer factory while you are making license plates. At least I have the more skilled labor.

StrangerCoug · Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:18 am

I open neither.

StrangerCoug · Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:26 am

I turn you into an ant.

StrangerCoug · Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:12 am

I force you to learn all four.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:42 am

I switch yours to the Dvorak layout.

StrangerCoug · Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:23 am

I then take that same sledgehammer and smash your head.

StrangerCoug · Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:59 am

I don't need to know what you got for Christmas. My presents are better than yours.

StrangerCoug · Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:07 pm

Yeah. That's how much of your brain is present.

StrangerCoug · Wed Dec 25, 2013 3:35 pm

I retaliate against the bombing by hiring someone to beat you up with a baseball bat every 21st of March.

StrangerCoug · Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:41 am

I refuse to acknowledge that you exist.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 28, 2013 6:34 am

I kill your avatar.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:49 am

Even though you wrote those showtunes? OK...

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:19 pm

I force-replace you into my game.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:22 pm

I plumb my house so that you get a face full of sewage every time I have to go to the bathroom at night.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:25 pm

I boo the mob.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:27 pm

I hurl homophobic insults at you and your mob.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:33 pm

I gas the mob.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 28, 2013 5:19 pm

Hey, don't bring me into this crap.

StrangerCoug · Sat Dec 28, 2013 5:41 pm

I put debilitating poisons in all the drinks at your party.

StrangerCoug · Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:30 am

You're even lamer.

StrangerCoug · Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:41 am

I short out all the electronic in your house.

StrangerCoug · Sun Dec 29, 2013 7:31 am

I saw off your head.

In post 1868, Kazekirimaru wrote:I call you short.

I call you hypocritical for calling a 6'1" man short.

StrangerCoug · Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:38 pm

What the hell are you? A dog?

StrangerCoug · Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:43 pm

Do you always take everything literally?

StrangerCoug · Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:39 am

Is that supposed to make sense?

StrangerCoug · Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:05 pm

OK then, smarty pants.

StrangerCoug · Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:28 pm

I put a land mine under your couch cushion.

StrangerCoug · Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:35 pm

I use a remote control to drive your car over it.

StrangerCoug · Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:52 pm

*throws it at you*

...two... one...

StrangerCoug · Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:58 am

REAL

creative, man.

StrangerCoug · Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:26 am

Why don't you? You're not wanted here.

StrangerCoug · Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:14 pm

OK, copycat. You got anything better?

StrangerCoug · Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:17 pm

Hey, slowpoke, keep up with the times.

StrangerCoug · Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:32 am

I sell your contact information to al-Qaida.

StrangerCoug · Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:24 am

I force you to retake geography until you learn about time zones.

StrangerCoug · Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:39 pm

I force all of you to reread the thread title.