Communal Haikus

RichardGHP · Post Post #499 (isolation #0) » Fri May 03, 2013 10:01 pm

The candy merchant
Sells tasty suspect candy
But not soda pop

RichardGHP · Post Post #507 (isolation #1) » Tue May 07, 2013 6:39 pm

"Eureka!", I called
I finally discovered

RichardGHP · Post Post #526 (isolation #2) » Tue May 14, 2013 10:41 pm

MontyWhittaker
You should compile a list of
Best haiku writers.

RichardGHP · Post Post #528 (isolation #3) » Tue May 14, 2013 11:54 pm

That list would consist
Of RichardGHP and

RichardGHP · Post Post #531 (isolation #4) » Wed May 15, 2013 12:23 am

In post 529, Scigatt wrote:That list would consist
Of RichardGHP and
would be incorrect.

In post 530, Scigatt wrote:(REDACTED)

xD

RichardGHP · Post Post #539 (isolation #5) » Thu May 16, 2013 11:56 pm

Neutrons and protons
And even electrons too

RichardGHP · Post Post #553 (isolation #6) » Fri May 24, 2013 3:37 pm

xtopherusD:

RichardGHP · Post Post #556 (isolation #7) » Sat May 25, 2013 12:00 am

RichardGHP:

RichardGHP · Post Post #559 (isolation #8) » Sat May 25, 2013 12:06 am

N is a great guy,

RichardGHP · Post Post #576 (isolation #9) » Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:21 pm

My little pony
Is now a one-trick phony
Thanks to my word play

RichardGHP · Post Post #578 (isolation #10) » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:25 pm

HELLO! I SEE YOU!
YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME, JERK!

RichardGHP · Post Post #585 (isolation #11) » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:28 pm

Excited turtle
Cousin of Awkward turtle
Son of Dumb turtle

RichardGHP · Post Post #599 (isolation #12) » Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:57 pm

"When I say 'run', run."
"When I say 'jump', ask how high."

RichardGHP · Post Post #601 (isolation #13) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:05 am

You drive me crazy

RichardGHP · Post Post #608 (isolation #14) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:59 pm

You ran out of space
Because you cannot do math

RichardGHP · Post Post #610 (isolation #15) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:11 pm

Harry Potter and

RichardGHP · Post Post #612 (isolation #16) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:19 pm

Harry Potter and
Frodo Baggins and Gandalf
Are all stupid men

RichardGHP · Post Post #615 (isolation #17) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:41 pm

I love all of you

Because... remind me again?

Except for UberNinja
Because he's a crank

RichardGHP · Post Post #617 (isolation #18) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:51 pm

BECAUSE HE'S AN ASS
KISSER, HE SHOULD NOT BE SUCH

RichardGHP · Post Post #619 (isolation #19) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:29 pm

SleepyKrew is a

RichardGHP · Post Post #637 (isolation #20) » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:03 pm

Believe it or not

RichardGHP · Post Post #639 (isolation #21) » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:06 pm

Believe it or not
Why did you just ninja me
Because I'm faster

RichardGHP · Post Post #641 (isolation #22) » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:45 pm

Post your favourite song:
"Friday" by Rebecca Black

RichardGHP · Post Post #643 (isolation #23) » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:08 pm

This is a haiku

RichardGHP · Post Post #645 (isolation #24) » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:13 pm

This is a haiku
Hello Captain Obvious
How are you today?

RichardGHP · Post Post #647 (isolation #25) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:37 pm

Wi-fi is turned on;
But the cell towers are down;

RichardGHP · Post Post #649 (isolation #26) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:28 pm

Sor-

RY

, Your Highness

RichardGHP · Post Post #656 (isolation #27) » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:50 am

Post 610: things changed.
I am so very sorry.

RichardGHP · Post Post #658 (isolation #28) » Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:29 pm

The season of spring

RichardGHP · Post Post #661 (isolation #29) » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:51 pm

Pick up, you bastards!

RichardGHP · Post Post #663 (isolation #30) » Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:46 am

Pick up, you bastards!
No, I refuse! So why are
we headed for doom?

RichardGHP · Post Post #667 (isolation #31) » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:04 pm

Weren't you leaving here?

RichardGHP · Post Post #669 (isolation #32) » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:46 pm

Weren't you leaving here?
Well, yeah, I thought I would be
So what changed your mind?

RichardGHP · Post Post #671 (isolation #33) » Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:44 am

Dude, where is the pie?
I've looked ev'rywhere for it.

RichardGHP · Post Post #674 (isolation #34) » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:36 am

Pi equals 2, so
You can divide by zero

RichardGHP · Post Post #684 (isolation #35) » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:53 pm

Oops my bad sorry
Tis a prostate exam though.
Ow! Or is that "oh...!"?

RichardGHP · Post Post #686 (isolation #36) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:28 am

That last one was bad.
Well, what were you expecting?

RichardGHP · Post Post #688 (isolation #37) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:16 pm

冬休み

RichardGHP · Post Post #693 (isolation #38) » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:57 pm

English mother- fuck
-Er...? Do you speak it? Français
Est la meilleure langue.

RichardGHP · Post Post #697 (isolation #39) » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:44 pm

5-5-5 haiku?!

RichardGHP · Post Post #719 (isolation #40) » Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:57 pm

That was amazing
If you say so, SleepyKrew.

RichardGHP · Post Post #723 (isolation #41) » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:36 pm

We all agree that
Kublai Khan is cool, but he
abuses his mod powers.

RichardGHP · Post Post #749 (isolation #42) » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:30 pm

It's not what you think!
I can explain, sir, I swear!

RichardGHP · Post Post #815 (isolation #43) » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:32 pm

Strength: one syllable
Dukakis: three syllables
Psyche: just one—or is it two?

RichardGHP · Post Post #820 (isolation #44) » Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:03 pm

That is not my son!
Are you blind? It's obviously