Communal Haikus

Nobody Special · Post Post #305 (isolation #0) » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:29 pm

Occupy Wall Street
The suits and ties are lonely

Nobody Special · Post Post #313 (isolation #1) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:10 am

Is 'grocery' two syllables or three?

Nobody Special · Post Post #315 (isolation #2) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:37 am

Thanks!

Grocery shopping

Nobody Special · Post Post #318 (isolation #3) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:31 am

Elephants are not

Nobody Special · Post Post #321 (isolation #4) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:27 pm

Transportation seems

Nobody Special · Post Post #324 (isolation #5) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:54 pm

Three drunk women touch

Nobody Special · Post Post #327 (isolation #6) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:26 pm

Would you buy a book

Nobody Special · Post Post #332 (isolation #7) » Sun Mar 03, 2013 7:49 am

For less than the price
I bought the state of Texas
Now I sell it back.

Nobody Special · Post Post #335 (isolation #8) » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:02 pm

Howling at the moon
The Werewolves creep e'er so swift
But Taylor won't die

Nobody Special · Post Post #348 (isolation #9) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:47 pm

Bobby said to Sue

Nobody Special · Post Post #352 (isolation #10) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:52 pm

All these damn ninjas
keep running past me and then

Nobody Special · Post Post #385 (isolation #11) » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:45 am

When the potato

Nobody Special · Post Post #394 (isolation #12) » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:55 pm

Purple chainsaws have

Nobody Special · Post Post #398 (isolation #13) » Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:57 pm

Word choice is important.
As is counting syllables.

Nobody Special · Post Post #404 (isolation #14) » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:56 am

Huh? What did you say,
I can't hear you with this thing

Nobody Special · Post Post #412 (isolation #15) » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:16 pm

My octopus died

Nobody Special · Post Post #423 (isolation #16) » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:01 am

It's unfortunate
when people are told that they

Nobody Special · Post Post #425 (isolation #17) » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:14 am

Purple purple red

Nobody Special · Post Post #431 (isolation #18) » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:31 pm

Teacups break when you

Nobody Special · Post Post #437 (isolation #19) » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:42 pm

rabble rabble bang

Nobody Special · Post Post #445 (isolation #20) » Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:33 pm

I'll mash my foot down
on the potatoes and leeks
then we'll have salad

Nobody Special · Post Post #447 (isolation #21) » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:08 pm

I have a woodchuck
it eats all my coconuts

Nobody Special · Post Post #727 (isolation #22) » Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:27 pm

The meatcake was not

Nobody Special · Post Post #730 (isolation #23) » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:11 pm

Human container

Nobody Special · Post Post #733 (isolation #24) » Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:37 am

Lamb chops and poontang

Nobody Special · Post Post #736 (isolation #25) » Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:00 am

Turquoise and orange

Nobody Special · Post Post #739 (isolation #26) » Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:34 am

Ice cubes in the room

Nobody Special · Post Post #742 (isolation #27) » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:54 am

My peace of mind slipped

Nobody Special · Post Post #751 (isolation #28) » Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:04 am

Pickled pumpkin fries

Nobody Special · Post Post #755 (isolation #29) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:40 am

An opening line
serves to advance the plot and

Nobody Special · Post Post #766 (isolation #30) » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:18 am

The sun fades to night

Nobody Special · Post Post #769 (isolation #31) » Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:07 am

Starlit mushrooms swoon

Nobody Special · Post Post #778 (isolation #32) » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:20 am

feirei has trouble
with archaic language and

Nobody Special · Post Post #783 (isolation #33) » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:55 am

Pugnacious and wry

Nobody Special · Post Post #786 (isolation #34) » Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:19 am

The plight of the poor

Nobody Special · Post Post #789 (isolation #35) » Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:21 pm

The arrogant rich

Nobody Special · Post Post #795 (isolation #36) » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:33 am

Blasphemy is like

Nobody Special · Post Post #801 (isolation #37) » Wed Jan 01, 2014 8:25 pm

The influenza

Nobody Special · Post Post #805 (isolation #38) » Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:54 am

Help, I broke my friend!
I knew I shouldn't have put

Nobody Special · Post Post #817 (isolation #39) » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:55 pm

I don't wanna go
to the funhouse in the dark

Nobody Special · Post Post #831 (isolation #40) » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:21 pm

Not fond of salad.

Nobody Special · Post Post #841 (isolation #41) » Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:03 pm

I am left handed
But my right hand is useful

Nobody Special · Post Post #936 (isolation #42) » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:29 pm

Wonderful pizza

Nobody Special · Post Post #941 (isolation #43) » Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:21 am

This poem will feature
One more syllable in each line
Except the last one

Nobody Special · Post Post #945 (isolation #44) » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:45 pm

Lollipops and dark

Nobody Special · Post Post #948 (isolation #45) » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:30 am

Fifty-five words can

Nobody Special · Post Post #951 (isolation #46) » Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:42 pm

Many ripe apples

Nobody Special · Post Post #955 (isolation #47) » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:39 pm

To be or not be
is a misquoting of the

Nobody Special · Post Post #959 (isolation #48) » Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:12 pm

I have forgotten
All the rules to rugby league
Thus I shall eat cake

Nobody Special · Post Post #975 (isolation #49) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:58 pm

It was red, and blue

Nobody Special · Post Post #978 (isolation #50) » Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:11 am

Thumbtacks and waffles

Nobody Special · Post Post #984 (isolation #51) » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:55 am

Mr. Pinkerton

Nobody Special · Post Post #991 (isolation #52) » Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:23 am

The next line will suck
sucka sucka sucka suck

Nobody Special · Post Post #1003 (isolation #53) » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:22 pm

As the tide comes in
the barnacles seek the shore

Nobody Special · Post Post #1038 (isolation #54) » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:17 pm

Narwhals make good pets

Nobody Special · Post Post #1118 (isolation #55) » Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:25 am

Rulebreakers are the

Nobody Special · Post Post #1138 (isolation #56) » Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:56 pm

I need a doctor
Or some kind of roleblocker
to save my game life.

Nobody Special · Post Post #1162 (isolation #57) » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:35 pm

Whoa! Put that away.
It has no place here, you see.

Nobody Special · Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:37 am

Fingernails can be

Nobody Special · Post Post #1179 (isolation #59) » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:55 pm

Peppers and buckles

Nobody Special · Post Post #1250 (isolation #60) » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:48 pm

Summer seclusion
Hot, no friends, ice-cream, no friends
I can has winter?