Communal Haikus

Quilford · Post Post #100 (isolation #0) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:16 pm

that came out quite well
'cause we're great at haiku-ing

Quilford · Post Post #108 (isolation #1) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:43 pm

Sometimes I wonder

Quilford · Post Post #126 (isolation #2) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:41 pm

Pigeons love to crap

Quilford · Post Post #129 (isolation #3) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:12 pm

I play Pokémon

Quilford · Post Post #155 (isolation #4) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:13 pm

Giant jellybeans

Quilford · Post Post #170 (isolation #5) » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:42 pm

Hello, everyone!

Quilford · Post Post #193 (isolation #6) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:08 pm

Death is pretty bad
But some things are worse, they say.
(Like torture and rape.)

Quilford · Post Post #197 (isolation #7) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:01 pm

Sunshine, lollipops

Quilford · Post Post #207 (isolation #8) » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:28 pm

Now it is my turn
I land on Mayfair again

Quilford · Post Post #238 (isolation #9) » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:09 pm

Did I make it so?
Or was it my brother, Tim?
Yeah, probably Tim.

Quilford · Post Post #244 (isolation #10) » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:24 am

I'm an idiot.
Dumb as a flock of doorknobs.
My I.Q. is 5.

Quilford · Post Post #257 (isolation #11) » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:28 pm

Climate change is real

Quilford · Post Post #261 (isolation #12) » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:43 pm

To spare my feelings,
You must find the tallest tree

Quilford · Post Post #267 (isolation #13) » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:23 am

"Art for 1k, Alex."
"This famous absurdist work

Quilford · Post Post #288 (isolation #14) » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:57 pm

I like coconuts
Their sweet white meat and water
Filled with endosperm

(Put a different final line in if you like, I just though that was a p. good one.)

Quilford · Post Post #304 (isolation #15) » Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:17 am

Occupy Wall Street

Quilford · Post Post #307 (isolation #16) » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:55 pm

Chemotherapy

Quilford · Post Post #320 (isolation #17) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:09 pm

Elephants are not
great with money; why should we
pay them for dancing?

Quilford · Post Post #322 (isolation #18) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:33 pm

Transportation seems
to come after erosion

Quilford · Post Post #326 (isolation #19) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:14 pm

Three drunk women touch
base with their husbands so that
they can go sky-dive.

Quilford · Post Post #357 (isolation #20) » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:25 am

Don't touch my plum tree!

Quilford · Post Post #361 (isolation #21) » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:18 pm

Shit, forgot the wife.
And my three small children, too.

Quilford · Post Post #363 (isolation #22) » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:05 pm

Oh! I ate them all

Quilford · Post Post #416 (isolation #23) » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:10 am

Oh, the views you'll see!
The tarantulas you'll sniff!

Quilford · Post Post #455 (isolation #24) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:07 am

Three times every year

Quilford · Post Post #467 (isolation #25) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:43 am

Poetry is for

Quilford · Post Post #487 (isolation #26) » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:39 pm

You clearly cheated
but you used damn pokemon
New low for cycling

Quilford · Post Post #490 (isolation #27) » Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:31 am

I am Daniel Craig
Not the guy who plays James Bond
Jenny Craig's fat dad

Quilford · Post Post #544 (isolation #28) » Tue May 21, 2013 5:02 pm

Procrastination:

Quilford · Post Post #547 (isolation #29) » Tue May 21, 2013 10:43 pm

Economics is

Quilford · Post Post #835 (isolation #30) » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:17 pm

The rain continues
For many millions of years

Quilford · Post Post #851 (isolation #31) » Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:35 pm

Let us rock and roll!
Once you give us permission,
We'll start the fishin'.

Quilford · Post Post #854 (isolation #32) » Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:11 am

Voices in my head
Hum Dvořák's ninth symphony
And Yakety Sax.

Quilford · Post Post #862 (isolation #33) » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:54 pm

There once was a man
from Nantucket / Who had a

Quilford · Post Post #884 (isolation #34) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:38 pm

Object permanence
Keeps my shoes from vanishing
And my dog being cute

Quilford · Post Post #888 (isolation #35) » Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:43 pm

Let's be frank here. Cats

Quilford · Post Post #892 (isolation #36) » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:40 am

all of a sudden
our game of 'train chicken' seems

Quilford · Post Post #904 (isolation #37) » Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:06 pm

Smells like teen spirit
is a song by Nirvana

Quilford · Post Post #908 (isolation #38) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:17 pm

Lolzin around, I
Started writing this haiku
It didn't take long.

Quilford · Post Post #926 (isolation #39) » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:23 pm

Button's other eye
is quite safe because he is
wearing th'eyepatch wrong.

Quilford · Post Post #946 (isolation #40) » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:20 pm

Lollipops and dark
licorice are the absolute

Quilford · Post Post #961 (isolation #41) » Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:51 pm

Someone take these words
and rearrange them so they

Quilford · Post Post #963 (isolation #42) » Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:51 am

While I do like cats,

Quilford · Post Post #968 (isolation #43) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:12 am

I hit a deer once
It died very very fast,
I followed after.

Quilford · Post Post #970 (isolation #44) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:30 am

We're all made of stars
Except for Ether, who is

Quilford · Post Post #985 (isolation #45) » Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:45 am

Mr. Pinkerton
I'm sorry to tell you that

Quilford · Post Post #998 (isolation #46) » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:39 pm

Nitroglycerin
will not be enough to stop
the hordes of mad cats

Quilford · Post Post #1057 (isolation #47) » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:17 pm

Diamonds, hearts, clubs, spades

Quilford · Post Post #1061 (isolation #48) » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:09 pm

Hi I'm Burning_Earth
I love long walks on the beach

Quilford · Sat Jun 21, 2014 12:04 am

I don't drink water

Quilford · Post Post #1155 (isolation #50) » Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:41 pm

Administration

Quilford · Post Post #1169 (isolation #51) » Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:55 am

Fingernails can be
slow; without patience, I pull
sharply. The corpse shifts.

Quilford · Post Post #1282 (isolation #52) » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:26 am

(The most words that the
second line of a haiku
can have is seven

is a haiku, incidentally.)

The evil puppy

Quilford · Post Post #1354 (isolation #53) » Sat Oct 04, 2014 3:34 am

Count your syllables!
One two three four five six seven