Be a jerk to the above poster

StrangerCoug · Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:50 pm

I shoot you.

StrangerCoug · Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:16 pm

I send you a Trojan horse.

StrangerCoug · Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:33 pm

I

SUPERGLUE

your mouth shut.

StrangerCoug · Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:53 pm

I force-feed you the water that I used to clean my paintbrushes with.

StrangerCoug · Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:08 am

I steal money from you in order to make a living.

StrangerCoug · Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:38 pm

You forgot the period, buster.

StrangerCoug · Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:00 pm

I force you to teach Yiley how to type an

é

on his keyboard.

(I think the typical keyboard layout in the United States and New Zealand are the same, but I use an extended layout I got off the net.)

StrangerCoug · Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:20 pm

I laugh at you because I do use one for the em dash.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:42 am

I push you off a cliff.

StrangerCoug · Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:08 pm

I take the cup you made me pee in in Complaint Department and force-feed you the contents.

StrangerCoug · Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:39 pm

I tell everyone you are sexist for getting farside22's gender wrong.

StrangerCoug · Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:46 pm

I ridicule you for thinking checking information farside22 has made publicly available is creepy.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:50 am

Not cool, man.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:54 am

I shoot you for getting the threads confused.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:57 am

*kills your child*

Is that being enough of a jerk?

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:01 am

I shove a pool cue in a taboo part of your body.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:03 am

The raging flame war has already started, you hippie.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:06 am

I drown you in beer.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:08 am

*rapes you*

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:10 am

*shoves you into traffic*

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:45 pm

You are aware that vonflare is your brother, right?

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:08 pm

I cut out your tongue.

StrangerCoug · Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:41 pm

OK, Mr. Preacher.

StrangerCoug · Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:25 pm

Is he-who-doesn't-understand-sarcasm better?

StrangerCoug · Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:59 pm

I put chlorine gas in your ventilation.

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:15 am

Chlorine is toxic to living things. As you were apparently alive when I introduced the chlorine, you are not given that opportunity.

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:20 am

*decapitates you*

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:41 am

I barf all over your kitchen counter.

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:57 am

I accuse you of incest.

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:25 pm

I crack your bedroom door open a bit and stick a bucket of hot water on top of it.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:01 am

I send PETA after you.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:05 am

I get them to turn on you for not realizing that PETA is an acronym.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:03 pm

I nuke your house.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:06 pm

I nuke the camera as well.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:50 pm

If they can make it back to the other side of the Pacific

StrangerCoug · Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:09 am

I destroy the hovercraft with guess what?

StrangerCoug · Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:38 am

Still have conventional bombs.

StrangerCoug · Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:14 am

*hacks into your computer*

This is so

THIS

century!

StrangerCoug · Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:08 pm

I force-feed you sulfuric acid.

StrangerCoug · Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:40 pm

I post embarrassing photos of you on Facebook.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:29 am

I give you diarrhea.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:49 pm

Oh, hell no. You again?

StrangerCoug · Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:21 am

The toilet wasn't working, so I went in your fridge.

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:06 am

I eat you alive before October comes even close to coming.

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:55 am

I hijack an eighteen-wheeler and run you down with it.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:20 am

Yeah. That closing bracket represents the fact that I stapled your mouth shut.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:22 am

Ooh hoo hoo! I drew blood!

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:25 am

I pass it to you.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:27 am

I wish your death.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:23 am

...which you get as well.

StrangerCoug · Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:39 am

I send your computer a logic bomb that wipes your hard drive as soon as you open your preferred browser.

StrangerCoug · Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:13 am

News story:
farside22 dismissed as copy editor from newspaper for allowing grammatical mistakes to slip past. The world rejoiced and then forgot who she was.

StrangerCoug · Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:48 am

I roast you alive.

StrangerCoug · Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:50 am

Yeah. You know, stick you on a spit, light a fire under you, and turn the spit around. Haven't you gone camping once in your life?

StrangerCoug · Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:54 am

You know what? Go to hell. You don't belong here.

StrangerCoug · Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:01 pm

I stuff a dirty sock in your mouth.

StrangerCoug · Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:14 pm

I cut the brakes to your car.

StrangerCoug · Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:50 pm

I surgically remove your brain.

StrangerCoug · Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:54 pm

You got anything else besides one-word responses, you dunce?

StrangerCoug · Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:07 pm

I hack your account and post your role PM in every game you're in.

StrangerCoug · Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:16 pm

I videotape it and put it up on YouTube.

StrangerCoug · Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:21 pm

I retaliate by sending the Mafia after you.

StrangerCoug · Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:46 pm

I throw you in front of a train.

StrangerCoug · Tue Feb 18, 2014 4:09 pm

I throw you in the train's path too late to give you that opportunity. Nice try, high school dropout.

StrangerCoug · Tue Feb 18, 2014 4:48 pm

I still think you're a high school dropout. The train still hits you before you get a chance to shoot and I pee on your corpse.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:42 am

I find the real you, destroy your machine gun, and throw you in front of another train.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 19, 2014 5:36 am

I blow up your press.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:34 am

I encourage my parents to sue you for defaming them.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:17 am

I kill them and frame you for their murders.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:54 pm

I send viruses to your computer.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:10 pm

I possess you.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:16 pm

I do manage to last three, though, and get you to smash your own face into a mirror in that time.

StrangerCoug · Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:10 am

I frame you for incest.

StrangerCoug · Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:45 pm

...which happens to involve you. Thanks for confessing, you rat.

StrangerCoug · Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:47 pm

I make you eat your own vomit.

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:41 am

I make you watch.

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:20 am

Your child is nothing more than the devil.

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:07 am

I throw a brick at you.

StrangerCoug · Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:06 pm

I videotape it and release the tape to the police.

StrangerCoug · Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:10 am

I convince my lawyer to get the case thrown out and you are lynched by liberals who think you are sexist.

StrangerCoug · Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:31 am

I like your corpse.

StrangerCoug · Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:14 pm

I delete your account.

StrangerCoug · Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:47 pm

I throw the next NZWoF game I'm in just to be a nuisance.

StrangerCoug · Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:55 pm

What kind of mindless sap plays that game?

StrangerCoug · Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:54 pm

I send you to a labor camp for implying that I am a mindless sap.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:43 am

I electrocute you.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:43 am

I also get you incarcerated. And I shank you in the shower.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:42 pm

vonflare, you illiterate idiot.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:09 pm

I tattoo the Chinese for "pervert" on your arm.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:41 pm

They use Chinese characters some of the time in South Korea. Try again.

StrangerCoug · Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:57 pm

You are old and trite.

StrangerCoug · Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:14 pm

Typical second grader confusing his homonyms...

StrangerCoug · Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:09 pm

Well, in that case... *goes and pees in your garden*

StrangerCoug · Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:42 am

I stab you.

StrangerCoug · Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:16 pm

I hijack a school bus full of elementary school children and run you over with it.

StrangerCoug · Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:45 pm

I traumatize you, too.

StrangerCoug · Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:00 pm

I hit you over the head with a hockey stick.

StrangerCoug · Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:01 am

Actors suck.

StrangerCoug · Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:03 am

I take up residence in yours instead. It's probably better than this piece of crap trailer anyway.

StrangerCoug · Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:15 am

I set it on fire then.

StrangerCoug · Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:15 pm

Alcatraz hasn't held prisoners since 1963, you idiot.

StrangerCoug · Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:06 pm

I lock you in a small room with no power, running water, windows, food, drink, or sanitation until you go crazy.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:52 am

I'm a suicide bomber. When I kill myself, I kill you, too.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:35 am

TNT may not be explosive on its own, but dynamite is.

BOOM!

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:46 am

Like the electric chair you were in?

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:08 pm

That's not you being a jerk, you dunce.

StrangerCoug · Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:34 am

I empty out your bank account.

StrangerCoug · Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:10 am

I drop a nuke on your house.

StrangerCoug · Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:31 am

I fry your TV.

StrangerCoug · Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:06 pm

I don't bother salting your fries.

StrangerCoug · Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:59 am

Those are

SO

last decade.

StrangerCoug · Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:49 am

Hey, no dissing the veterans, wise guy.

StrangerCoug · Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:38 pm

I spray-paint anti-Canadian slogans all over your house.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:22 am

I bankrupt you.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:47 am

I decapitate you.

StrangerCoug · Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:59 am

I don't let you in the elevator.

StrangerCoug · Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:13 am

I pull you out with me.

StrangerCoug · Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:29 am

...an airplane, yeah. No such luck here, loser.

StrangerCoug · Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:13 am

I made sure the cargo area of that truck was completely unloaded before we fell out the elevator window.

StrangerCoug · Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:21 am

...which you didn't inflate

ENOUGH

. I knew that smokers were lowlifes...

StrangerCoug · Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:51 am

I shoot you.

StrangerCoug · Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:21 am

OW! OW! OW!

I slip laxatives in your drink.

StrangerCoug · Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:21 am

I barf on you.

StrangerCoug · Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:41 am

I do so on the condition that I be videotaped giving you a bath.

StrangerCoug · Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:07 pm

I make sure it's public knowledge that I don't care about yours, either.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:24 am

I laugh at you for using archaic language.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:39 am

I sell your brain.

StrangerCoug · Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:12 pm

I kick you in the nuts.

StrangerCoug · Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:45 am

I hang you.

StrangerCoug · Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:33 am

I pour antifreeze all over myself right before you do.

StrangerCoug · Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:30 am

...which gets into your body when you eat me. Enjoy having screwed yourself over, sucker.

StrangerCoug · Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:17 pm

I rat you out to the police.

StrangerCoug · Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:14 pm

I turn you into a rat.

StrangerCoug · Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:36 am

I throw you out an airlock without a space suit.

StrangerCoug · Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:45 am

I spray-paint discriminatory slurs on your car.

StrangerCoug · Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:36 am

I tell you at length about how magicians are overrated.

StrangerCoug · Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:35 am

I goof around on my cell phone as you do.

StrangerCoug · Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:30 am

I take a morning star to your face.

StrangerCoug · Sat Apr 05, 2014 4:41 am

I take acid to your face.

StrangerCoug · Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:24 am

I rat you out as the person who gave me the acid when I get arrested.

StrangerCoug · Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:20 pm

I send the Yakuza after you.

StrangerCoug · Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:07 am

I kill the Faceless Man and frame you for his murder.

StrangerCoug · Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:13 am

I electrocute you.

StrangerCoug · Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:31 pm

I press charges on you for attempted murder.

StrangerCoug · Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:51 pm

I throw you in a wood chipper.

StrangerCoug · Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:54 am

I throw you off the Golden Gate Bridge.

StrangerCoug · Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:55 am

I block your car into your driveway.

StrangerCoug · Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:58 am

I have no basement, loser

StrangerCoug · Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:50 am

I jump off. I then burn your face with an iron.

StrangerCoug · Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:47 am

I stab you with a piece of broken glass.

StrangerCoug · Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:06 pm

I kick you in the crotch with my heel as I go down.

StrangerCoug · Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:22 pm

I laugh as you step back off a cliff.

StrangerCoug · Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:27 pm

Pillars of ice? In a

DESERT?

You fail horribly.

StrangerCoug · Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:06 pm

I melt you.

StrangerCoug · Fri Apr 11, 2014 4:00 am

I cause a rainstorm once I start melting.

StrangerCoug · Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:19 am

I sabotage the umbrella so it doesn't open.

StrangerCoug · Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:22 am

I force-feed it to you.

StrangerCoug · Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:24 am

I get the dragon to poop on you.

StrangerCoug · Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:31 am

You can't sit on something inside your body, idiot.

StrangerCoug · Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:37 am

Which means my filthy body lands on you when I'm excreted.

StrangerCoug · Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:41 pm

I throw acid in your face.

StrangerCoug · Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:32 am

I send PETA after you for doing animal testing.

StrangerCoug · Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:28 am

I drive away and get him to kill you in the process instead.

StrangerCoug · Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:52 am

I give you the raspberry and tell you I did my taxes 1.) online and 2.) a couple months ago now.

StrangerCoug · Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:59 pm

I rat you out and am never made to pay that much money. Welcome to prison.

StrangerCoug · Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:15 am

I had previously instructed the police to arrest anyone who bribes them, and I made sure you gave them counterfeit money anyway. You just paid to have yourself arrested

StrangerCoug · Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:03 pm

I respond in kind, except as the Grim Reaper.

StrangerCoug · Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:50 am

At least he's more mature than you.

StrangerCoug · Tue May 13, 2014 12:55 pm

I figured you'd say that to the person who broke every bone in your body.

StrangerCoug · Tue May 13, 2014 1:51 pm

And windows.

StrangerCoug · Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:25 pm

I dig up the corpse of your closest dead relative and leave it at your front door.

StrangerCoug · Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:29 am

I make you clean it up.

StrangerCoug · Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:57 am

I force-feed you perfume.

StrangerCoug · Sat Sep 13, 2014 9:32 am

This post contains my disease, and I give it to you.

StrangerCoug · Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:44 am

I set you on fire.

StrangerCoug · Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:08 am

I declare you harmful to children's well-being.

StrangerCoug · Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:07 am

I ridicule you for thinking I am afraid of being judged.

StrangerCoug · Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:30 pm

I blow up your car.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:25 am

My ghost possesses you and makes you walk off a cliff.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:44 am

I stab your ghost (however the hell I do that) with one of the bones from the carcass.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:23 am

I never touched

YOUR

bones. I give you the raspberry.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:26 am

I eat them and then barf them up on you.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:30 am

I give you my diseases as a result of eating me.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:51 am

I slap you in the face for doing so.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:00 am

I kick you in the groin.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:05 am

I take the knife out of your hand and shove it down your throat.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:12 am

Goodbye, T S O.

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:06 pm

*shoves you out the door*

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:21 pm

*throws bricks at your window*

StrangerCoug · Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:36 pm

I take a baseball bat to your head.

StrangerCoug · Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:23 am

Screw you.

StrangerCoug · Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:29 am

I run you over with a Porsche at top speed.

StrangerCoug · Sun Sep 21, 2014 4:41 am

197 mph. Which is the speed at which you hit the ground after I throw you from the balcony of my hotel room.

StrangerCoug · Sun Sep 21, 2014 5:33 am

You're going to be my cellmate in a couple minutes.

StrangerCoug · Sun Sep 21, 2014 9:18 am

Yeah. We'd like it if you'd keep your prying eyes away from us while we're trying to be intimate, pervert.

StrangerCoug · Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:24 pm

Ah, yes, the STD I got from you, right?

StrangerCoug · Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:45 am

The problem is those needles you keep sharing with everyone.

StrangerCoug · Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:32 pm

I take every door in your house off its hinges.

StrangerCoug · Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:06 am

I make you replace them.

StrangerCoug · Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:22 am

I call yours lame and uninspired.