Communal Haikus

phokdapolees · Post Post #822 (isolation #0) » Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:15 pm

Dammit! I spilled my

phokdapolees · Post Post #832 (isolation #1) » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:23 pm

Not fond of salad.
But croutons are pretty good.

phokdapolees · Post Post #839 (isolation #2) » Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:56 pm

Fancy highlighters
Taste just like the normal ones
But smell much better

phokdapolees · Post Post #846 (isolation #3) » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:07 am

All these missing posts

phokdapolees · Post Post #852 (isolation #4) » Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:52 pm

Voices in my head

phokdapolees · Post Post #879 (isolation #5) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:31 pm

My redneck uncle

phokdapolees · Post Post #883 (isolation #6) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:01 pm

Object permanence
Keeps my shoes from vanishing

phokdapolees · Post Post #886 (isolation #7) » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:03 am

The real icefrog is
Not the one in your pocket

phokdapolees · Post Post #893 (isolation #8) » Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:05 am

All of a sudden
Our game of 'train chicken' seems
Highly illegal

phokdapolees · Post Post #898 (isolation #9) » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:15 am

Your death approaches
But it can be stopped if you

phokdapolees · Post Post #903 (isolation #10) » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:24 pm

Smells like teen spirit

phokdapolees · Post Post #907 (isolation #11) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:04 pm

Lolzin around, I
Started writing this haiku

phokdapolees · Post Post #915 (isolation #12) » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:25 am

The perfect haiku

phokdapolees · Post Post #919 (isolation #13) » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:31 am

That haiku was great
But this one will be better

phokdapolees · Post Post #923 (isolation #14) » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:45 am

Maybe a future
without onism is possible
What is onism?

phokdapolees · Post Post #927 (isolation #15) » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:11 pm

The birds and the bees

phokdapolees · Post Post #931 (isolation #16) » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:59 am

All's well that's Maxwell
Oh wait, I don't like coffee

phokdapolees · Post Post #933 (isolation #17) » Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:53 am

Here's five syllables

phokdapolees · Post Post #937 (isolation #18) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:10 am

Wonderful pizza
Doesn't taste like dead bodies

phokdapolees · Post Post #940 (isolation #19) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:34 pm

This poem will feature
One more syllable in each line

phokdapolees · Post Post #956 (isolation #20) » Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:34 am

To be or not be
is a misquoting of the
works of Dr. Seuss

phokdapolees · Post Post #979 (isolation #21) » Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:26 am

Thumbtacks and waffles
Make for an interesting meal

phokdapolees · Post Post #988 (isolation #22) » Sun Apr 06, 2014 4:14 am

Chobani yogurt
Makes me extremely gassy

phokdapolees · Post Post #990 (isolation #23) » Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:31 am

The next line will suck

phokdapolees · Post Post #994 (isolation #24) » Sun Apr 06, 2014 3:33 pm

Why do birds appear
When I'm looking for zebras

phokdapolees · Post Post #1001 (isolation #25) » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:52 pm

This reprieve won't last
The thousandth post is come, Rah!
Thousand-first post, bleh

phokdapolees · Post Post #1008 (isolation #26) » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:22 pm

Perplexing pebbles

phokdapolees · Post Post #1011 (isolation #27) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 4:26 pm

Muscular llamas

phokdapolees · Post Post #1029 (isolation #28) » Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:59 am

The square root of pi

phokdapolees · Post Post #1037 (isolation #29) » Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:25 pm

This thread is awesome
Oh yeah? Now is it, really?
Yes, it really is

phokdapolees · Post Post #1048 (isolation #30) » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:02 pm

Tuberculosis

phokdapolees · Post Post #1071 (isolation #31) » Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:15 pm

I haven't stopped
Writing invalid haikus

phokdapolees · Thu May 01, 2014 12:05 am

Beep beep boo boo bop

phokdapolees · Post Post #1102 (isolation #33) » Wed May 14, 2014 7:19 am

LlamaFluff just died
There is still no cure in sight
To the open wounds

phokdapolees · Post Post #1112 (isolation #34) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:26 pm

A gaggle of geese

phokdapolees · Post Post #1114 (isolation #35) » Sat Jun 07, 2014 5:53 am

A gaggle of geese
A parliament of owls
A bump of haikus

phokdapolees · Post Post #1124 (isolation #36) » Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:36 am

Haikus on rails are

phokdapolees · Post Post #1131 (isolation #37) » Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:27 pm

Derailment de
Insufficient syllables

phokdapolees · Post Post #1133 (isolation #38) » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:48 am

The haikus have died

phokdapolees · Post Post #1143 (isolation #39) » Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:41 pm

One one zero one
That's binary for "fuck you"

phokdapolees · Post Post #1151 (isolation #40) » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:07 am

Paper, rock, scissors
My paper covers your rock
For its drug money

phokdapolees · Post Post #1152 (isolation #41) » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:07 am

You stole my haiku

phokdapolees · Post Post #1159 (isolation #42) » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:42 pm

The hills might have eyes
But the mountains have dreadlocks

phokdapolees · Post Post #1163 (isolation #43) » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:33 am

Whoa! Put that away.
It has no place here, you see.
It belongs in space

phokdapolees · Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:12 am

The path separates

phokdapolees · Post Post #1251 (isolation #45) » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:27 am

I sit in silence

phokdapolees · Post Post #1261 (isolation #46) » Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:39 pm

Cut the red wire

phokdapolees · Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:07 am

An angry pigeon
And a very sleepy crew

phokdapolees · Post Post #1311 (isolation #48) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:35 pm

King Charles the Second
Had too many syllables

phokdapolees · Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:55 am

My ingrown toenail

phokdapolees · Post Post #1327 (isolation #50) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:44 am

I've got too much time
I'm selling it on eBay

phokdapolees · Post Post #1331 (isolation #51) » Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:47 pm

Once upon a time
When dinosaurs ruled the earth
A big rock killed them

phokdapolees · Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:07 am

These haikus are shit
~

Slipping. Society is

Fancy italics