the off topic game

[al4xz]

Ever heard of the joke about the...Oh, never mind. I'll just tell it.

There were 3 men, stuck on a high roof with no one for 50 miles. They were stuck, in short. God felt sorry for them for being such idiots and gave them a each a chance to jump off and fall into a pile of something.

First dude thinks, then says, "I'd like to fall into a pile of pillows!" And he was tossed off the roof and landed in a truck heading to Joe's Pillows.

Second dude thinks, then says, "I'd like to fall into a pile of gold!" And he gets thrown off the roof and lands into a pile of gold.

Third dude walks up to God, but accidently trips, and nearly falls off the roof. "SHIT!" And so, God grants him his wish and throws him into a pile of shit.