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Post #30 (isolation #0) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:58 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
Look to the north star
Follow it to Howard Stern
The Christ child is born
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #35 (isolation #1) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:11 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
This is really fun
Nine out of ten docs agree
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #37 (isolation #2) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:15 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
Fuck english it sucks
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #40 (isolation #3) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:40 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
Counting syllables
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #44 (isolation #4) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:49 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
Stop, collaborate
Interorganizational
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #46 (isolation #5) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:53 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
Ether recruited
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #51 (isolation #6) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:06 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
The plot of Homestuck
Has such time shenanigans
I need a flow chart
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #57 (isolation #7) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:17 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
Where is my hamster?
the hamester is now a snake
the circle of life
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #61 (isolation #8) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:27 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
Bitter old scumchat
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #803 (isolation #9) » Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:14 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
The influenza
has claimed my whole family
for queen and country
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #836 (isolation #10) » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:04 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
The rain continues
For many millions of years
Welcome to Britain
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #864 (isolation #11) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:25 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
Five bears decided
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #870 (isolation #12) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:37 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
This game's shocking twist
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #872 (isolation #13) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:43 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
This game's shocking twist
is that this haiku will not
follow the rules
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #876 (isolation #14) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:53 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
Pretend if you will
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #882 (isolation #15) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:47 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
Object permanence
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #890 (isolation #16) » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:44 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
Let's be frank here. Cats
are the undisputed lords
of profligate life
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #894 (isolation #17) » Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:14 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
I have no regrets
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #912 (isolation #18) » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:23 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
What is Zen but the
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #917 (isolation #19) » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:23 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
The perfect haiku
Is not this one, because it
is just a tribute
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #922 (isolation #20) » Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:36 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
Maybe a future
without onism is possible
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #925 (isolation #21) » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:18 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
Button's other eye
is quite safe because he is
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #929 (isolation #22) » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:31 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
The birds and the bees
and the dogs and the monkeys
are innuendos
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #939 (isolation #23) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:10 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
This poem will feature
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #953 (isolation #24) » Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:34 pm
Postby TheButtonmen »
Many ripe apples
Fall upon my best friend's head,
Newton's typical day
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #1024 (isolation #25) » Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:15 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
It's fine, I'm a doctor.
A very specialized one.
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #1052 (isolation #26) » Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:55 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
Lyrical Rampage,
Romanticizes weird things
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #1069 (isolation #27) » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:46 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
I haven't stopped
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
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Post #1076 (isolation #28) » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:27 am
Postby TheButtonmen »
Winged Victory
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush
Then a week goes by and it goes untouched
Then two, then three, then a month
Then the rest of your life, you beat yourself up
