Let's Play X-Com: Enemy Within!

[ChannelDelibird]

Living is for losers; I'll get in the queue to be ritually sacrificed.

X-COM APPLICATION
Name: Seedy Bee
Gender: whatever
Race: White
Hair: Short-to-medium and I'll take a pair of those headphones, please and thank you
Hair Color: Something garish and green - got to show up nice and clearly at night so as to be more easily splattered
Facial Hair: No thanks
Armor Tint: Something neon-y to match the hair
Why I Should Hire YOU: Because someone's got to take the bullet

[ChannelDelibird]

Argentina seems the obvious choice. Carapace Armour looks the juiciest research

[ChannelDelibird]

The prospect of getting shot at is an inspiration to me. I'll take Covering Fire.

[ChannelDelibird]

PROMOTIONS
CDB: Shredder Rocket (extra rocket that deals 4 damage to anything in its radius and makes them take 33% extra damage from everything for the next four turns) OR Executioner (+10 aim against enemies with less than 50% health)

Well, only one of those could cause me to take damage and suffer a glorious, futile death, so I'll take

Shredder Rocket

.

[ChannelDelibird]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GAMMA I'M STILL ALIVE

Anyway, clearly there's no way I'm taking bonus defence. It's got to be

Suppression

.

I usually prefer to go straight to Plasmas but I don't know how feasible that is on this difficulty level. Will edit in a vote later

[ChannelDelibird]

That's not necessarily a downside for me here...