Investments

[WealthyInvestor]

Hello, investors! Today, I'm giving away favors as a token of my friendship. The next 3 people to post will get $33! But no one can come to me twice!

1) PeregrineV
2) Aronis
3) JellyRolls

[WealthyInvestor]

Hello!

And howdy.

[WealthyInvestor]

He didn't say how he got wealthy.

I only invest in...genius.

[WealthyInvestor]

Hey, investors!

I'm looking for a stock, but I spent my pocket change already and I don't want to drive to the bank. Can someone give me a stock?

[WealthyInvestor]

Thank you sir.

[WealthyInvestor]

Hey, guys, I need $60 fast.

If everyone contributes $5 it should work.

Thanks in advance.

[WealthyInvestor]

Hello investors!

My...enterprises have paid off, and I have money to burn again. I want to give everyone who helped me a special gift of thanks.

A stock in Violet Industries Inc.

Beastcharizard and save the dragons, they are yours.

[WealthyInvestor]

I need some blue stocks, and I'm willing to pay top dollar for them. I will pay $60 for a blue stock, but I only need 3.

Also, I want to sell some violet stock, for $65. But I don't have very much to sell, so I'm limiting it to one per person.

[WealthyInvestor]

I will sell 3 blue stocks to the wealthy investor. I do not see a 1 per person.
I wlll buy a violet from him or her as well.

Thank you sir.

Also, the 'one per person' restriction was on buying violet stock, not selling blue.

[WealthyInvestor]

I am no longer selling Violet stock. But I'm interested in this election. The winner's stock will surely go up in value...

[WealthyInvestor]

Hmmm.

FIVE

[WealthyInvestor]

Thats right! I bought out the company.

And I want YOUR shares of black stock. I'm willing to pay top-dollar! I'm offering $70 per stock, but i'm willing to negotiate.

[WealthyInvestor]

Blast, I already sold my orange.

Wealthy investor, I paid 85 for my shares, 70 is not top dollar. If you want them badly, I would like at least a return on investment.

However, I am interested in your plans going forward if you would care to share them. If you plan to buy all the black stock, should I be worried? Or is there a way we can make money together off of this occurrence?

Well, what do you propose?

[WealthyInvestor]

They're yours for $95 each

If you bought this company you have big plans for it and I'm giving up the chance to be a part of that if I sell you my stock so you have to make it worth my while.

I'll go as high as $80 each because I'm buying them in bulk.

[WealthyInvestor]

You're the wealthy investor

I'm the guy who made a deal with someone to gain their future consideration

I want to break even. $85 each or I still own two shares of the company you want to buy out.

$85?

Alright. $170 for both.

[WealthyInvestor]

You're the wealthy investor

I'm the guy who made a deal with someone to gain their future consideration

I want to break even. $85 each or I still own two shares of the company you want to buy out.

$85?

Alright. $170 for both.

You can have mine for the same price.

I'll do $80. I bought them for $5 more becuase there was two.

[WealthyInvestor]

exactly as planned.