Survivor: Simulator (FINALE IS POSTED!!!!)

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For example, if I were to say that I have a medium dislike towards Flameaxe in the game

Medium? Your example is bogus and so are you~

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Unbreakable makes for boring TV anyway.

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ur boring tv

Uwotm9?

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I imagine there will be a sequel...

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Guys the results are CRAZY

Get ready

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Spoiler: Next time on... survivor

There's a challenge and a vote! Somebody goes home in the most dramatic way possible. Walking.

A medical scare on the [muffled sound] tribe causes a massive shake up!

Kevin Roberts continues to be the coolest bitch in town, but will anyone get a bitch a donut?

[Flameaxe]

I'm sorry the episode disappointed you Tatsuya, I didn't mean for this to be taken very seriously. I don't have time to do a serious write-up for each episode, and I thought this would be more fun.

I'm taking credit for peer pressure here, too.

[Flameaxe]

If he wrote these out fully and did more than this he'd probably flake like last time

That's why two of us have the sim results

[Flameaxe]

Spoiler: Next time on... Savior

Will the epic losing streak continue? Will Breeze ever be able to spell Heath's name? Has Alecia figured out how to get the cap off the pen?

An EXPLOSIVE tribal council you DO NOT WANT TO MISS (because it would ruin the context of future episodes). Another medical scare, this time during the vote! Emotional connections are formed that are very awareness.

Survivor 8/7c only on CBS!

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No u

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"Haeth lodger"- thebreeze

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When we flake on it

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But what about the outcast twist cc

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Who's doing the edgic?

Thanks for volunteering

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We said one a day, not what time of day

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Eww this got kinda dark and brazzersy real quick huh?

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"It's

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Still waiting on an EDGIC. We're curious to see if yours matches the one we developed!

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Condesce: having a lower confessional count than Axxle

Is this like an EDGIC of INV-1?

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Who are everyone's winner picks?!? 5th place picks?!?!?!

Axxle, IMO

[Flameaxe]

I know my Survivor meta says I can be eliminated from any point from here, I think.

I mean, this applies to everyone really

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Spoiler: NEXT TIME ON... SHADOWVIVOR

- "Why am I not getting any confessionals? I'm not purple kelly damnit!"



Dis aster strikes or spares at the rewarders chalenje


A surprize at tribly! People voter!


All on CBS 8/7c

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shit im late cbs totally gonna fire me

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shit im late cbs totally gonna fire me

Who are you

https://twitter.com/Kassting

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What did I do

http://s15.zetaboards.com/survivor_psv/index/

this was a game

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Triggered

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The entire episode is pretty trigger worthy

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I mean the entire challenge is Sudoku ffs

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Nah it can get worse

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I was expecting it not to be a pagonging because of all the tribe switching but EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED :OOO

Always expect the paglongoed

Tell the paglongoed you'll see it next Thursday and win anyway

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IM SORRY I DONT LISTEN TO NORMAL PEOPLE MUSIC

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Just waiting on that outcast twist

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All of the merge boots actually

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Do you guys not like episode 8? Its right there...

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but knowing arkham i feel the change is acceptable for that quote

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its all a ruse

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we dont foreshadow we reverse edgic

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*Inverse

Averse*

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Listened to his amusement over Skype as he wrote it can confirm ^

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Writers strike

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zitoccbowl2016

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Well Zito has put in the most work of anyone here

i mean, look at the text he's writing in his avatar

its basically just part of an episode

[Flameaxe]

dang jiff musta really fucked up for both the good alliance and FIVE to want him gone

well you see

he tried to slam dunk that funk

he had that feeling

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So it doesnt look great for reck

but looks great for Axxle

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#norugrats

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I'm really confused by axxles edit

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You deserved it

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WHO VOTED WHO???? WHO IS FRIEND!?

First post

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[expletive] all you [expletive]s

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It's almost like we had the same major...

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Textbook monopolies are SRS bznss

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Buh buh ma'am I told you we'd get founded out and arrested

shhhhh the evils are listening

you never know who theyll tell

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But the last 3 evictions were all jerks, so idk

This isn't a nice thing to say.

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Who knows!!! (I do)

"Reply hazy ask again later" (same)

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Life Hack: Don't spill shit on your computer.

We'll be back after this shortMEDIUMlong break.

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Ę̨̢̨̨͖͙͔̲᷈ͤ͛̔̿͠p̶̨̨̧̨̨̣͚̾ͩ̀᷃ͩ᷾͟į̷̨̨̨̺̃᷀ͪ̀͆̾̃͘͘s̨̨̨̨̖͖̼̄͛́̃ͮ̈᷉̈́ǫ̧̨̨̧̨̣̘̓͌̏̆͋͘͞d̨̨̨̨̛͎͓̺̰̽᷾̈́᷅̔᷀ę̨̨̨̛̼͉̜᷄͒̽̎ͣ̆ͅ 1̨̨̨̨̗̹͔᷊᷄͗͑̈͒̓́2̨̨̧̨̨̖̙̃͆͗ͭ᷁̊͆͝:̨̨̨̛̮͕̃ͮ᷆͜ͅ͏̨̋ͤ Ṯ̸̨̨̨̨̟͖͉̬͈̌̎᷄͠ę̶̨̡̨̨̝͙̔̆ͭ̃̔̔͘c̨̨̨̨̨᷿̖̪̝͚͎͛̋͆́h̶̨̨̨̨͖᷾ͨ̊̀̀͐̽̀͜n̵̢̨̨̨̨͕̩͌̄᷃͐̈́᷃᷁į̨̨̨̞̹̺̬̫̝̜̇ͬ᷄᷀c̸̨̨̯ͦ̆᷃͏̶̨̨̙ͧ̇͝ą̨̨̡̨̰̞̘̯̋̓᷆̂᷇͞l̨̨̨̨̨̨᷂̭̙̭̜̋᷈̓̏ͭ᷉ͣͬ͐̌͘͘ D̨̨̨̨͎̣͈͚̉ͩ͐᷀̂᷆ͤį̨̨̨͚͍͎̳͗ͬ̌ͫ̾̇ͅf̨̨̨̨͈͖͕̳ͨ̋᷾̐᷅͋̌f̨̨̨̨̛̣̠͐̐͊͒̔͗̂ͫį̨̨̨̱̺̗᷀ͨͧ̇͗ͫͣ̃c̴̨̨̨̨᷂̬̖᷄ͨ̄̃̉͟͝ų̨̨̨̥͍̠̣͖̓̽̐̎᷆̚l̨̨̨̨͖̦̠̲̹̈ͨ̀ͤ͘̚t̡̨̧̨͔̝᷄͏̨̨̘᷈͋̓̕s̨̨̨̨ͪ͛̓ͬ᷉̽ͫ͂̚͠ͅ

- "Welcome back to Survivor. Oh fuck. I̟̘͟ s̨͚̖eͥͭ͢e͓͐͂m̃̀͘ ṭ̄́o͖͜͢ h̯᷀͗a̺͌͝v̨͍͌ḙ̇͐ cͪ͊̕a᷊̓̏u᷂᷄᷾s᷂̝ͬe᷊̊͐d᷿̈͟ é̴᷊l͋͂̋e̸̤͊c̬ͦ͢t̖̰ͩr̰͈ͤo̢̺̫ṉͯ͢i͓͖ͣc̈ͫ͌a̼ͩ͜l͖̙͋ m͛͒ͭi͂᷄̋s᷿ͭͣt᷂᷄̋a̢̎᷇k̨ͮͦe᷾᷇̈s̵̎͠ ò͍͊nͨ̾͟t͙͚͝o̶͓͜ m̰̊̕y̸̡͙ c᷂̓͌oͪ͐͜m̥͓ͧù͍̿pͫ̀͢t̮͟͝e̼̣͞r̒̚͟ e̡ͦ̍v̬᷂̠e͖᷀̏r᷾ͤͮy̓᷇᷆t̟᷁᷁h̪̍́iͧ͠͝ṉ̾᷃gͧ̈ͦ i̓̍̊s̵᷅᷅ a̖͈̒ḽ̒ͬl̪̤᷇ s͇̱ͯṯ̑͒á̢̠t̛̼̔í᷃̏s͖̟ͥ a̻᷆̕n̶̲̉d̹̀͛ ẻ̼̂ļ̬͘eͣ᷾ͅc̹ͮ̏t̹̓͆r̖̍̒i̫ͪ͠c͗ͩ̉ a̗ͮͩn̡̊᷅d͉͙͝ i᷿̟̣m̼̖᷾ a̫̦̾ b̫͈͛i̮᷊̓ṫ̌͊ a̘̅͜l̔͑ͧl͎ͨͮè̈͝r̷̙͗g͓̅ͮi̙͐͞c̎̚͡ t̡᷇̔o̠͐͒ e̻̱̲l̺͏̳e̛ͭ̋c̛̯ͬt͏̬͈r̗̳̗i̢̪͛c̩̊᷇ i᷇᷉͜m̱͗ͨ ȧ̴͝ w͒̾͞ą̅̕ț̵̺e̅̾͟r͉̳̉ t̛᷀ͭy͔ͧ̍p̮̈́ͅe̍̽̓ y̤̰͍o̴᷾ͯų̲̞ s̗͛̀e͇ͪ͞e̲͍̺,̈᷄᷅ ī͉̎m̟̗᷃ g᷾́̇o̱᷆᷀n̯̊̆nͯͮ͢â͇ͯ ņ̶͒e̩ͤ̓ẻ̳͘d̘̃͡ sͧ᷅͠o͏̿᷆m᷇͛͐ę̻͞o̶̊ͮn̨̥͠e̸̥ͦ ę̝̊l᷊̆̓s̢̓͠e̮̠ͭ t͚ͭ͝o͆᷉ͨ h̴͍ͯo̻᷆̃s͓̐ͫt̨̯͝ w̙̲ͤh͕̹ͣi͖͖͜l̓͂᷁e̗̍͡ i̦͖᷉ d̸̨̍r̙̫̬y᷂̅͡ t᷇᷃͞h᷾͢͠i͗̎͟ṣ̴̶ o̊͆͘f̞̿͆fͯ͋᷉ l᷇͝͡o᷊̤ͧl̷̊́ d͕͉̰o̳ͨ̓n͚̪͗ẗ́᷄ͪ d̔̔ͬȑ̵͕i̸̻͆n͉͊͂k̡̯̪ à̰̌n̶̪̐d̘ͧ͑ s͙̎͠u̖̤᷾r̵͍ͣv̝̈́̽i̺᷄͂v̼̈́̕e̠᷀̈ŕ̸͎ k̆͊ͨi͉᷆ͪd̥᷁͟s͓̱͐

- "Guess this bitch is getting a promotion! First step survivor, next step the WORLD

of warcraft

"

~Back at camp~

- "Wait I thought we were voiding Animormormor tonight wtf happened| Tbh im feeling pretty upset right now. Maybe its time to sell my popsickle stand and set up shop with some lemonade. When live gives you lemons, #survivor"

- "I'm so glad I didn't use my idol there. I could have used it before and I could have used it tonight but i deserved to survive one round. Hopefully I'll be able to hold on to it for year and years. I doubt I'll need it later."

- "I feels so strategy to make it through all these votes. Im not sure why people dont anilike me anymor."

*animhork stands over the fire menacingly*

Ani: Look guys im mike skupin
Radja: Dude...
DV: You- You can't just make that joke anymore.... reasons.

- "Only CC is allowed to make awkward skupin jokes here, doesn't he know how this works?"

- "I really think its time to grab this game by the horns and take over. Everything has been weird since 4ive has been 5our. Im really starting to think we should make it 7ix. I'm gonna go woo over some peopel with my sex apple."

*Radja walks up to kisame and winks*
<Kisame has joined the 5ive alliance>

- "Man that was easy. Can I get all of america to vote with me too? *wink*"
<America has joined the 5ive alliance but can't vote because tape-delay>

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Challenge: Nose Goes

- "Yo touch your nose!"

all touch their noses.

- "Idk about this, something seems fishy im going to hold off until I nose for sure."

- "fuck an itch gotta resist"

- "wtf is nose goze, is that a type of beer? cc is gone for one episode and this is turned into a giant alcoholo rager, even reck isnt here to see it ima touch nose now for honorable sudoku"

- "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it tickleses gotta cave"

- "lol dude cant even itch. Better give up now radicalja."

<clever ending to the challenge its hard to be creative about nose goes>

[spoiler="Who nose who wins?]DV![/spoiler]

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- "this necklace really brings out my eyes, literally i cant find them help me see"

- "Im really hopign DV gives me his necklace like he did with teh idol, but i might need to palay my idols tonight to say alive. i shuld talk to raj about the vote"

Roxy: Mr rory where do the votes come from
rodja: *wink*
roxy: oh sry i have a girlfriends

- "wel plan a didn't work and planned parenthood is a hot topic in politics right now so im going to try plan b instead condesce was like 'lets get its animorphintime on our side but im scared of him after his fire joke last night"

Radja: pls give me ur heart
breeze:
Radja: omg5real?
breeze" nah im fuckin with you im breeze
Radja: *poutines*
breeze: double zing jk about jk nok besties till f1

- "breeze is a complicated dude but i really think we hit it off today i see us being co survivors rn i hope it works out"

- "y'all are interviewing radja a bunch today, is he the new condesce? have you told her yet shes over there glaring at you with the hunting knife im gonna leave if we split up she wont find us"

- "Looks like 6ive is really in control of this game, it would suck it anythan wuld happen but we should be clear to f6. uh whered the tribe go they left without me didnt they ugh you people schedule this at the worst ti"

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Tricky Clickbait

I'd like to welcome in the members of our judy



Alright, its time to vot, radja you're up

Spoiler: Montage Music for ur enjoyment

I'll go tally the votes, once the votes have been read the decision is final because we ran this simulation literal months ago and we actually cant go back and change it but feel free to cry in the thread about it community is important we rise and fall as one except not really #survivor

Spoiler: Yo, you got any of them... idols?

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{. . .}


- "I'm really sorry for this. This is just... so difficult, you know? I just don't think I can go home right now when I've worked so hard to get here. So with a heavy heart I'll play this idol. Kay?

- "Yo cool idol! Rest of yous can't vote for Roxy, boy I sure hope they didn't all vote for Roxy"

Spoiler: First Volt

Yo I told you to not vote Roxy, dammit~

Spoiler: Second vitamin

This vote doesn't count either!

Spoiler: Triangular Vector

This is UNBELIEVABLE WHAT A #SURVIV

Spoiler: 4our

Christ you people its like you didnt see the episode when Roxy got an idol on sruvior

Spoiler: The vote formerly known as five

Holy damn all of you are about to be #blindsided

Spoiler: Sixy Time

The producers are so turned on by this you're saving our careers rn

Spoiler: Vote #200

Lol look at Roxy having a fucking party over there who needs drugs when you have an #immunity #idol

Spoiler: Eighth Vote

Well theres only one vote left I wonder if this is going to be a unanimous vote

Spoiler: Final Fantasy

ONE VOTE IS ENOUGH LOL SUCKS

Spoiler: Final Words

"I'll tell ya hwat."

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awkward moment when the voting chart was saved on CC's broken computer and we only have the final chart with placements so... thats not being updated.

[Flameaxe]

If we posted the chart we have, it spoils the rest of the season

[Flameaxe]

I should add we don't have the chart, we have the screenshot of the chart, the chart itself died with ccs computer

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Technical difficults

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It's close enough to the end that we weren't going to bother, honestly

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So who's everyone got for winner picks

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This episode may take a bit to write, pls to be patient

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I am writing faster

Just writing stuff I get a salary to write

[Flameaxe]

Like the awkwardly long kind where we start looking around the room at other people

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Perhaps the simulation doesn't see a big play the same way you do.

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No we take time to consult shitpostbot5000

[Flameaxe]

Keep in mind too that the narrative we are writing might not match the back end of the simulation, so for all we know in the black box model of the sim, voting out ani could have been a big move. Brantsteele doesn't have any preconceived notions of self like us viewers do

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That's why there's going to be a season 2!

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Shit that wasn't the planned announcement

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This is some meaningful discussion and no one has given us an edgic yet

wtf really

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Shit that wasn't the planned announcement

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YOUDECIDE

(except not)

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Episode 13

- I'm lonely

THE END.

Good season. Cp5

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and you'll be rewarded in 1-2 minutes!

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Episode 13: Writers Block

~Back at camp~

- "Wow, I can't believe that worked. Although i feel bad that i didnt make quite a #bigplay, but at least i didnt get voted out with the idol in my pocket!"

- " "

- "I feel bad for animoopdawoop, no one likes to get idoled out. Luckily everyone loves the Radj!"

- "These triblys are so difficult and strassful. Strassful, its like a sassy stressful. I like it. The fire is about to go out im going to go restart it with some sick burns."

~The Next Morning~

- "I have serious issue with number based alliances- easier to paglongo the tribals. I'm hoping to use my lucky charms to create a magically delicious side alliance with Ndoonnese"

DV: *eager eye motions a la Radja charm*
Ndoonnese: *swipes right*

- "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

- "And every now and then I'm in this place, It's hell living when I need your face"

Condesce and DV cook rice at the fire

DV: oh no wonder the rice isnt cooking there isnt fire
Condesce: The roof the roof the roof is on fire.

- "Another day I call and never speak, And you would say nothing's changed at all"

- "Ok so, we may have convinced Condesce this was another song lyrics episode. She hasn't figured it out yet, don't tell her bro" *passionate high five*

- "Im realizing earlier i made a trix joke but he was talking about lucky charms those are two different serials, gotta fix this"

Roxy and Mollie chillax at the shelter

Mollie: So like, we're totally on the bottom yah?
Roxy: idk my vote counted last trickling crumble, urs didn't lol \o/
Mollie: but ur out of idols what if literally the entire tribe votes for you like we literally just did? literally.
Roxy: Thou speaketh the truth. I feel bonded. We're bonded. #socialgame

- "well, trusting breeze is like trusting CC to not quit a survivor game so im thinking i need to get my hands in other cookie jars and roxy seems like a nice cookie to...hand? idk these convoluted metaphors are getting too much"

Condesce watches Roxy and Mollie from afar

- "Baby I don't understand, Just why we can't be lovers, Things are getting out of hand, Trying too much, but baby we can't win"

- "Condesce keeps glaring at me singing 90s boybands ive never been so conflicted in my life. i have to keep focused on my survive and aliances, i think i want one more person like kisame. i dont know of anyone like kisame i wonder if i could find anyone like kisame he's be perfect. u no anyone?"

Kisame walks to get water

- "well i was going to get water, but i saw this sweet brass instrument hanging from a tree out here and i decided to investigate because i was convinced jazz was dead on this island"

Kisame stares at the instrument before stuffing his hand inside to grab an idol

- "sick, this'll totally come in handy, itll negate so many votes at tribal TC. Saxophone it in boys, kisame was tromboned but now he's trumpeting his success. french horns."

Challenge: March Sadness

ok the first two people to cry get the immunitaz, lets draw for spots

Breeze: lol you guys ever hear the one about the red ship and the blue ship? both crews were marooned.
Everyone else in the world:

sigh

Breeze: Nailed it.

- "You see, I don't want to win this really. Im just gonna tell jokes to make it harder for everyone else to win it gives them even more emotional distress which can put me further in this game when they #blindsidewithsandrabullock #survivor"

- "He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar; The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star"

- "Talking about crying isnt crying, only your tears can fuel my batmobile!"

Breeze: Hey, hey guys. i swallowed two pieces of string and later they came out tied together. I SHIT YOU KNOT.
Roxy: Jesus fucking christ, smite me with your baby oil of truth
Breeze: My jokes are for your pleasure.

- ""

Nope! I don't see any tears there. Better watch the ending of Big Fish one more time in your head buddy.

Breeze: Guys
Mollie: I swer2god m8
Breeze: What did the ocean say to the boat
DV: Oh my god don't- dont do this
Breeze: Nothing, it just waved!

-

Manic chaos doesn't count either.

Breeze: Okay, this one is actually great: whats great about living in switzerland?
Roxy: Breeze you realize we have a machete back at camp right? Murder isn't off the table here
Breeze: Well... the flag is a big plus
Condesce: I'm sick of this life, I just wanna scream, How could this happen to me?

Kisame:

I'll take it! Kisame wins!

Breeze: Ok, for real though.
DV: NO. BREEZE YOU'RE DONE. WE CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE. YOU'RE TEARING ME APART.
Breeze: I lost the entire left side of my body; im all right now
Host: Someone fucking cry already i cant TAKE THIS ANYMORE

Ndoonnese:

Thank the stars, its over. Ndoonnese and Kisame win, the puns lose. Good day, see y'all later!

~Back at camp~

- "Never Count Chocula me out. I put on my Kix and Raisin Bran-ded myself as a winner. Cheerio, mate! See, I do understand cereal."

- "Oh dear, I didn't win.. I just.. don't think I can survive another one of these. I just wish all of these people could see how much of a #winnersedit zito has and would vote him out"

- "I'm the winner. It's me."

- "see what i mean lol"

- "Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit"

- "Update: Condesce still hasn't figured it out yet. We almost feel bad but he is breeze"

- now that kisame has cried like a baby in front of us, it really opened my eyes to how vulnerable he is, so im gonna make him my alli and exploit his emotional side"

Mollie: kisami have you every seen the end of titenic
kisame: i think you mean titanic
mollie: w/e *grabs hand* dont let go jack

- "and thats how you make alliances in zurvive"

Mollie kisame and roxald trump laugh around the fire

- "AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIII.... WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUEROOOOOOOOOOO"

dv: condensation why do you keep singing
condesce:

[Instrumental / Sax solo]

ndoonnese: how do those noises come from your mouth teach me your dark arts mrs umbrage

- "So its come to my attention that this ISNT a song lyric episode, you assholes just didn't feel any need to tell me I was making a fool out of myself! Fuckin' breeze!"

Breeze in the distance:

- "Im getting real sick of seeing mollie and kisame being all cuddly with my boxy! ive gotta do something about this, and it DEFINITELY wont involve talking to roxy~"

Meanwhile...

Radja: so breeze do you know who 6ive is voting for? i thought we would just wake up and it would be final 6
windtunnel: idk lets go chat with mollie and kisame, i dont think condesce wants to sing to us anymore after we made that randy jackson pitchy joke earlier

mollie: guys tc is in like an hour, why didnt you try to talk earlier
draft: lol winging it (get it, its a bird joke)
mollie: ugh fine, lets just vote roxy again

- "We arent actually voting roxy someone get some water to put out my pants. i cant trust wind and rodger anymore so were gonna vote one of them out instead."

Meanwhile again...

Consence: DV, NDONESE LETS VOTE MOLLIE
ndoonnese: but mollie is in 5ive
DV: uh, whats 5ive
ndoonese: shit- lets vote mollie yeah!

- "voting out mollie is definitely the most healthy way for me to fix things with roxy, communication is #overrated in sur#vivor

- "I've bonded a lot with pirate moldy over the simulator, which is pretty cool lol"

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Constable Troy

Its time to vote!

Spoiler: First Vote

One vote Condensation

Spoiler: The vote that comes next

One vote Rolja Boy, one vote Candyland

Spoiler: Thor's vote

Two votes Concentration, one vote rolly

Spoiler: Four square was a great game

Two votes Convalescence, Two votes Rampaging Rhinoja

Spoiler: Five Square would be an interesting concept though

Three votes Rodger, Two votes that other person. Three votes left.

Spoiler: Seventh Vote

Three votes Radja, Two votes Condesce, One vote Mollie, Zero votes creativity

Spoiler: Eagerly Voted

Three votes Rory Gilmore, Two votes Confessional, Two votes Mollie

Spoiler: Shit I forgot the sixth vote, last vote

Spoiler: Final Words

JK Y'ALL TIED THE VOTE. Kevin Roberts didn't warn me about this happening, I don't know how to do this, so I guess y'all better vote again? Except you two. You guys got voted you straight up suck. I'll go tally some votes!





































One vote mollie.






















































One vote each














































TwoRarja OneMollie













































Two a piece




















































Three for Mollie, Two Radja


























































Last vote.
































































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Mollie. This saddens me.



Last Words

"when you guys say "big moves", what do you mean by that?"

[Flameaxe]

I have my shitty old computer now, and all the data from my destroyed computer, so there's an updated voting history in the OP, and I can write episodes again!

whoa im also back from alabama what #timing

[Flameaxe]

It's going down... I'm yelling timber...

?

[Flameaxe]

Who would've thought, it figures

[Flameaxe]

oh right
eww why'd I play my idol

#blindside

[Flameaxe]

but whos ready for the finale next ep

[Flameaxe]

Tai will be part of the finale totally

[Flameaxe]

guh

i hate it when guys play as girls

[Flameaxe]

You tried really hard to flake by spilling coke on your computer though

[Flameaxe]

YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT [GENDER] PLAYING AS [ICE CREAM]

[Flameaxe]

Cc and I were going to work on this at the meet

[Flameaxe]

I blame the save draft button

[Flameaxe]

You see, the real show has a delay between the end of the season and the live finale that's all this is

We promise

[Flameaxe]

YO SET YOUR HYPE CANNONS TO TRIBLY TRIB

[Flameaxe]

Gdi Kevin roberts

[Flameaxe]

Seriously, we put the most effort of the whole sim into breezes idol because we forgot about it by the time we got to the finale

[Flameaxe]

come on man does that guy have to win everything

not everything

just the hearts of america

[Flameaxe]

Yo where's our edgic