Be a jerk to the above poster

[Feirei]

I raise an eyebrow at your misfortune, then laugh awkwardly

[StrangerCoug]

I take every door in your house off its hinges.

[ika]

i smash all your windos with my doors that are unhinged

[StrangerCoug]

I make you replace them.

[vonflare]

I criticize your avatar.

[StrangerCoug]

I call yours lame and uninspired.

[vonflare]

I call yours crudely drawn and unrealistic.

[StrangerCoug]

I betcha

YOU

can't draw better.

[vonflare]

I betcha you can't draw anything.

[T S O]

I don't think that's possible, vonflare, but you did your best.

[theaceofspades]

nobody cares

[StrangerCoug]

I care. That you die.

(I drew my current avatar last year, for the record.)

[vonflare]

Well then you were a horrible artist last year.

And I doubt you have improved since then.

[T S O]

Did you know that the "shadow" of the personality, a term first named by Freudian and Jungian psychology, is believed to directly correlate in size to ability in the arts? In other words, the more prone you are to jealousy or dark triadic traits, the likelier you are to be artistically gifted?

[T S O]

Therefore, you're actually complimenting Coug's mental stability!

[Psyche]

only if ur a jungian
which you really shouldnt be

[Dr Pants]

psychology isn't a science

[StrangerCoug]

Says the loser taking liberal arts because it's easy.

[RichardGHP]

You're just jealous because we get all the babes. The only attractive woman you'll ever have on

your

arm will be in the form of a tattoo.

[StrangerCoug]

Go to hell, RichardGHP.

[RichardGHP]

Oh, that's real creative.

[StrangerCoug]

I pour glue into your door lock.

[T S O]

That was mediocre, Coug.

[StrangerCoug]

I pour glue down your throat.

[Psyche]

that's only vaguely harmful
like apples