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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:30 pm

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"If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. When you give him the milk, he'll probably ask you for a straw. When he's finished, he'll ask you for a napkin. Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache. When he looks in the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he'll probably ask for a pair of nail scissors. When he's finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep it up. He'll start sweeping. He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house. He may even end up washing the floors as well! When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap. You'll have to fix up a little box for him with a blanket and a pillow. He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to read him a story. So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures. When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his own. He'll ask for paper and crayons. He'll draw a picture. When the picture is finished, he'll want to sign his name with a pen. Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator. Which means he'll need Scotch tape. He'll hang up his drawing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that he's thirsty. So... he'll ask for a glass of milk. And chances are if he asks you for a glass of milk, he's going to want a cookie to go with it."

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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:36 pm

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If you give an unnamed character a big red button, he's going to want something ominous for it to activate.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:14 pm

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If he finds something ominous to activate, something bad is bound to happen.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:20 pm

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If something bad happens, he will blame everyone other than himself for it.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:56 pm

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If he blames everyone other than himself, people will get mad at him.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:42 am

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if people get mad at him he will be chased...
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:29 am

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If he's chased then mob's will be forced to reenact the Salem Witch Trials.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:46 am

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If the mobs are forced to reenact the salem witch trials to kill a mouse, they will all become vegan.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:21 pm

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And if they all become vegan, cows will become wild bovine beasts that roam the earth!
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