The Bachelor - {Episode 2 Rose Ceremony}

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Post Post #75 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:36 am

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Episode 1 Rose Ceremony


I wish I had a rose for every single one of you, but today's roses, in order, go to...

Spoiler:
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Flameaxe















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Axxle
























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YurikoJasmine


Spoiler:
This means that Blackberry, Cheery Dog, Save The Dragons, TheBadOne, Wall-E, Zebulin, and SleepyKrew have been eliminated from the game. Even though YurikoJasmine lost the two-on-one date against Flameaxe by 1 point, she at least submitted unlike some people, so she was granted the one rose that was leftover.

I read everyone's songs and loved them, and you can see how members of the group date ranked in the order I handed out roses, starting at D3f3nd3r and ending at vonflare. <3
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Post Post #76 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:54 am

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My love for you burns eternal
Like a flame axe
To be clear: quack
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Post Post #77 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:40 am

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There must have been some really bad songs
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #78 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:48 am

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can confirm

created awful song

well i mean i did try
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Post Post #79 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:06 pm

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:D Can we maybe see the songs after the game?
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Post Post #80 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:06 pm

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Can we see all the songs?

Also, CudF3nd3r is now a thing.
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Post Post #81 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:08 pm

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Alright, next round of dates! Everyone on a smaller date the first episode will be in the group date today.

One-on-one dates:
-Cephrir
-Not_Mafia
-TheBreeze
-Snakes

Two-on-one date:
-vonflare
-Bellaphant

Group date:
-AcRv
-Axxle
-Flameaxe
-Klick
-PrivateI
-xofelf
-YurikoJasmine
-D3f3nd3r
-Aronis
-Elbirn
-flobee
-ForWhomTheJellyRolls


14 roses will be handed out at the end of this episode.
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Post Post #82 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:09 pm

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I'll post the songs when I get home tonight! Everything from the smaller dates will remain secret, since they were private :oops:
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Post Post #83 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:16 pm

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/one on one
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Post Post #84 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:31 pm

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Group date again!
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Post Post #85 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:35 pm

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/one on one
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #86 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:36 pm

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/one on one
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Post Post #87 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:36 pm

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In post 76, SleepyKrew wrote:My love for you burns eternal
Like a flame axe

(this was @ BBM btw)
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Post Post #88 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:47 pm

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i only date winners
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Post Post #89 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:48 pm

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Two on one

So i had the worst song?

You didn't like it?

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Post Post #90 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:07 pm

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I don't suppose I find out which ones I got right/wrong?
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Post Post #91 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:07 pm

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/two on one, please?
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Post Post #92 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:19 pm

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1on1
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Post Post #93 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:22 pm

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No, I think snakes ninja'd me out of the last 1 on 1 spot. :(

/in group I guess?
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Post Post #94 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:28 pm

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Sending out the date PMs now!
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Post Post #95 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:35 pm

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I failed to find a song that wasn't about love. I probably went to board with my definition.
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Post Post #96 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:06 pm

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D3f3nd3r's was the best!
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It's the Start of our Love as we Know It (And We Feel Fine)
by D3f3nd3r (music by R.E.M.)

https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY

That's great, it starts with our first date,
it's great, a music night -
and you and I are not afraid.

Singing a great new song, listen to your great voice
Music serves its own needs, our love serves our own needs
Because of The Bachelor, oh no,
Greater than this TV show, our love above
A rose ABC wants you to give to ones like me and a rating viewers give for how they like date night
Going up and coming in a hurry with the critics breathing down your neck

One by one the players baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at these users, fine, then
Uh oh, mod cahoots, all of them say it's abuse, but it'll do
Save ourselves, serve ourselves, they serve their own needs
Listen to your heart bleed, you do know you feel for me and you know it's right, right
Energetic, we both love it, it is date night
Feeling pretty psyched

It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
And we feel fine

Six o'clock TV hour, don't get caught with foreign powers
Bachelor return, listen to yourself churn
Sleeping late, crying, dreaming, complaining, 'pologizing
Wond'ring if I'll call again, not if your love isn't true

When I am with somebody else, step down, step down
They all say, fine, but uh oh, this means
“I'm great, D3f3nd3r” but I know, it is
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
And I decline

It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
And we feel fine
I feel fine

The other night I dreamt of knives, that our love must not divide
No mountains in a line, Cud-F3nd3r time!
Cuddly Causasian and D3f3nd3r as one
Dinner dating, steak night, dessert, boom
We're symbiotic, patriotic, and there's love
Right? Right!

It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
And we feel fine
I feel fine
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Post Post #97 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:11 pm

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That is pretty cool, though.
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Post Post #98 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:29 pm

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O.o
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Post Post #99 (ISO) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:11 pm

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I was bored two nights ago and had nothing to do. Hence I wrote a love song!
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