Elect the Executioner - Too Tired For This Shit Edition

[Fluminator]

/in. Give 3 points to myself

[MarioManiac4]

3 to breeze

I suggest we just let breeze do everything because lol

[Fluminator]

I dare Breeze to kill me.

[lilith2013]

3 to breeze

. I'm a fan of the flavor ^^

[MarioManiac4]

I dare Breeze to kill me.

And so TheBreeze attempted to kill Fluminator, but something was protecting him.
"I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS! RELEASE ME!" he screamed.
And, indeed, it appeared he was not a player.
So Breeze turned, to kill a real person..................................

[ForWhomTheJellyRolls]

3 to Breeeeeeeeeeze

[JDGA]

WELL THEN.
BAH, GO SCUM and stuff like that

[Cheery Dog]

I don't feel like hammering that wagon.

3 to Feli

[MarioManiac4]

I don't feel like hammering that wagon.

3 to Feli

Execute this guy plz

[Felissan]

3 to Breeze

Gotta agree with everyone, that was pretty cool. Now, does anyone have a 5 shotter?

[Kari]

...

Fluminator, get out pls. You ain't playing.

Breeze has a strict 48 hours to pull something off.

[TheBreeze]

Of Dog and Men

The little evening breeze blew over the clearing and the leaves rustled and the wind waves flowed up the green pool. And the shouts of men sounded again, this time much closer than before.

TheBreeze took off his hat. He said shakily, "Take off your hat, Cheery Dog. The air feels fine."

Cheery Dog removed his hat dutifully and laid it on the ground in front of him. The shadow in the valley was bluer, and the evening came fast. On the wind the sound of crashing in the brush came to them.

Cheery Dog said, "Tell how it’s gonna be."

TheBreeze had been listening to the distant sounds. For a moment he was business-like. "Look acrost the river, Cheery Dog an’ I’ll tell you so you can almost see it."

Cheery Dog turned his head and looked off across the pool and up the darkening slopes of the Gabilans. "We gonna het a little place," TheBreeze began. He reached in his side pocket and brought out Carlson’s Luger; he snapped off the safety, and the hand and gun lay on the ground behind Cheery Dog’s back. He looked at the back of Cheery Dog’s head, at the place where the spine and skull were joined.

A man’s voice called from up the river, and another man answered.

"Go on," said Cheery Dog.

TheBreeze raised the gun and his hand shook, and he dropped his hand to the ground again.

"Go on," said Cheery Dog. "How’s it gonna be. We gonna get a little place."

"We’ll have a cow," said TheBreeze. "An’ we’ll have maybe a pig an’ chickens…an’ down the flat we’ll have a …little piece alfalfa—"

"For the rabbits," Cheery Dog shouted.



"For the rabbits," TheBreeze repeated.

"And I get to tend the rabbits."

"An’ you get to tend the rabbits"

Cheery Dog giggled with happiness. "An’ live on the fatta the lan’."

"Yes."

Cheery Dog turned his head.

"No, Cheery Dog. Look down there acrost the river, like you can almost see the place."

Cheery Dog obeyed him. TheBreeze looked down at the gun.

There were crashing footsteps in the brush now. TheBreeze turned and looked toward them.

"Go on, TheBreeze. When we gonna do it?"

"Gonna fo it soon."

"Me an’ you."

"You…and me." Ever’body gonna be nice to you. Ain’t gonna be no more trouble. Nobody gonna hurt nobody nor steal from ‘em."

Cheery Dog said, "I thought you was mad at me, TheBreeze."

"No," said TheBreeze. "No, Cheery Dog. I ain’t mad. I never been mad, an’ I ain’t now. That’s a thing I want ya to know."

The voices came closer now. TheBreeze raised the gun and listened to the voices.

Cheery Dog begged, "Le’s do it now. Le’s get that place now."

"Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta."

And TheBreeze raised the gun and steadied it, and he brought the mussel of it close to the back of Cheery Dog’s head. The hand shook violently, but his face set and his hand steadied. He pulled the trigger. The crash of the shot rolled up the hills and rolled down again. Cheery Dog jarred, and then settled slowly forward to the sand, and he lay without quivering.

[MarioManiac4]

3 to breeze

[ForWhomTheJellyRolls]

Holy shit, did you just...

3 to breeze

[lilith2013]

3 to breeze

[vonflare]

Very interesting

[TheBreeze]

Where did lilith2013 go during the explosion?

Spoiler:

EVERYWHERE

Alternate Ending

Where did lilith2013 go during the explosion?

Spoiler:

EVERYWHERE

Alternate Ending With a Twist

Where did lilith2013 go during the explosion?

Spoiler:

EVERYWHERE

lilith2013 woke up startled

She was having terrible nightmares about being blown to pieces in a series of unexplained explosions. After realizing it wasn't real, she calmly went back to sleep.

Meanwhile, in a meat packaging factory nearby...

Felissan tripped and fell into a meat grinder.
Felissan has died.

[lilith2013]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Spoiler:

No wonder I couldn't sleep last night!!

3 to breeze

[Felissan]

So, uh, which one is canon? The one where I die is just an alternate ending, right?

[TheBreeze]

So, uh, which one is canon? The one where I die is just an alternate ending, right?

Nope, it means you died. x___x

[Kari]

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other.

Lil, please post your point giving outside of spoilers.

[lilith2013]

sorry! I didn't want to spoil whether I lived or died .-.

3 to breeze

[MarioManiac4]

3 to breeze

[Kari]

Four. Four. Twelve. Seven.

[ForWhomTheJellyRolls]

3 to breeze