A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[Cheery Dog]

Drop chair leg and authentic to use teeth on the knots

[Randomnamechange]

Look at the door

[Radja]

investigate the chainmail fella.

[Aronis]

Waddle over to Titus, examine his bonds

RESULT

You slowly move over towards "Titus". Upon examination you determine that the bonds are the same as yours. A rope tying the hands together and another rope keeping the arms pinned to the chair.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Smash the bottle on the table and cut Bellaphant's binds with the broken glass.

RESULT

You smash the glass bottle on the table, the pieces shattering on the table and floor creating a minor hazard. Picking up one of the larger pieces of glass you successfully slice "Bellaphant" free from the binds.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Errantparabola" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Tell KA to put his hands in the puddle of liquid on the table and holler at the chain mail guy.

RESULT

You indicate to the person with the burnt hands that he should put them in the liquid, but he declines. Turning your attention to the man in the window, you yell something at him. He either can't hear you or doesn't care as you get no reaction.

ENTER ACTION: __________

sob

RESULT

You sob. Perhaps you are hoping for sympathy, unfortunately nobody in this rather harsh world seems to care.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Stand up and slam the chair repeatedly against the wall, whilst continuing the teapot song

RESULT

You stand up and begin ramming the chair against the wall. Unfortunately you are not able to muster a strong enough force to smash the chair.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I don't think that there's any puddles, and putting my hands in something that could be dangerous sounds like a bad idea.

If I'm free, throw the chair through the window, otherwise remove the rest of the binds.

RESULT

You slip your hands out of the remaining binds and then picking up the chair you hurl it through the window, shattering the glass and knocking the man outside to the ground.

ENTER ACTION: __________

If Feli can unbind me, work to unbind others in the room while asking if they know how they got here

RESULT

You wait for "Felissan" to unbind you and then get up preparing to help others escape their binds, but are halted by the door opening.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Answer Bellaphant,

"no, but suicide seems the fastest way out!"

As the fireplace did not completely kill me, find another way to HURT: Kappy

FINAL RESULT

Doing nothing to combat the critical condition of your body and having seemingly lost the will to live. You cannot even muster a response as you slowly lose consciousness and succumb to your wounds.

You have died. Game over.

Stand awkwardly, and swing chair against wall to break it

ACTION FAILED

You stand up and begin ramming the chair against the wall. Unfortunately you are not able to muster a strong enough force to smash the chair.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Drop chair leg and authentic to use teeth on the knots

ACTION FAILED

You begin trying to use your teeth to get through the bonds. You make progress, but are halted by the door opening before you could succeed.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Look at the door

RESULT

You watch the door waiting for something and get a perfect view as three men rush through the door, all carrying swords and wearing similar gear to the man outside the window. They are clearly alarmed by your companions actions and prepared to strike.

ENTER ACTION: __________

investigate the chainmail fella.

ACTION FAILED

You look at the guard outside the window trying to investigate him further, but are halted by a chair crashing through the window and disrupting your view.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Kappy]

From heaven, yell,

"I escaped!"

[Felissan]

Look at the intruders with an innocent look, and say: "Wasn't me."

[Elekitu]

Cry the intruders to death

[KingdomAces]

Jump out the window, pin the guy down, and take his weapon. Demand at least one of the four tell us what is going on.

(If for some reason the one outside doesn't have a weapon, threaten to strangle him instead.)

[Randomnamechange]

"I surrender"

[Kcdaspot]

Dance

[Cheery Dog]

Pick up chair leg with teeth again.

[Xalxe]

Place chair legs onto Titus' chest. Sit on chair.

[Bellaphant]

Stand behind Radja, and ask the guards how we can help them

[ConManMick]

Sit back down, and continue the teapot song, only quieter. Also I watch the guards

[Radja]

Stay quiet and check how well armed the guards are.

[Bogre]

Back up to window, and fall out of it chair-first after KingdomAces

[Felissan]

With a Wilhelm Scream, I assume?

[Annadog40]

Stand up and try to sneak past the guards while they are distracted.

[Aronis]

I will update this tomorrow morning. Srry about the delay

[Fluminator]

I go to Jamaica and join its bobsled team.

[Aronis]

From heaven, yell,

"I escaped!"

ACTION FAILED

You try to yell something, but all you can muster is screams of agony. And then you suddenly realize, you are not in heaven. No, someplace far worse.

Look at the intruders with an innocent look, and say: "Wasn't me."

RESULT

You look at the intruders innocently and say "Wasn't me." They don't really seem to care about you at the moment considering your idle state, which you take as a good sign.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Cry the intruders to death

ACTION FAILED

You continue to cry dramatically hoping to harm the intruders. Unfortunately your actions do nothing more than slightly irritate them.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Jump out the window, pin the guy down, and take his weapon. Demand at least one of the four tell us what is going on.

(If for some reason the one outside doesn't have a weapon, threaten to strangle him instead.)

RESULT

You jump out the window and quickly steal the sword from the guard you had hit moments ago before he has a chance to respond. And then demand one of the four- Wait a minute, did you miscount? Outside you notice two soldiers on horses and an extra soldier standing by a wooden carriage. Not to mention that there is also a driver for the carriage, luckily he doesn't appear to be armed. The guard standing by the carriage quickly draws his sword and approaches you along with one of the guards from inside rushing out ready to fight you. They don't seem interested in explaining things to you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

"I surrender"

RESULT

You say "I surrender." They don't really seem to care about you at the moment considering your idle state, which you take as a good sign.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Kcdaspot" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Dance

ACTION FAILED

You try to dance, but due to your current predicament, you are unable to.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Pick up chair leg with teeth again.

RESULT

Once again you pick up the chair leg with your teeth.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Place chair legs onto Titus' chest. Sit on chair.

RESULT

You place your chair legs onto Titus and then sit in the chair, but find it rather wobbly. Be careful you don't fall.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Stand behind Radja, and ask the guards how we can help them

RESULT

You cower behind Radja asking the guards about how you can help them. They don't respond seemingly preoccupied.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Sit back down, and continue the teapot song, only quieter. Also I watch the guards

RESULT

You watch the guards, still continuing your teapot song. One runs over to cut off "Bogre", while the other deals with "Annadog40" both intent on not letting anyone escape.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Stay quiet and check how well armed the guards are.

RESULT

A visual inspection of the two remaining guards inside reveals that in addition to their swords, they appear to be carrying daggers.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Back up to window, and fall out of it chair-first after KingdomAces

ACTION FAILED

You begin backing up to the window only to be halted by one of the guards who has taken notice of your action. Seeing what you are trying to do, he topples your chair causing you to fall on the floor.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Annadog40" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Stand up and try to sneak past the guards while they are distracted.

ACTION FAILED

You stand up awkwardly trying to sneak past the guards, unfortunately it doesn't work as one of the guards catches notice of you trying to leave and walks over making his presence known and forcing you to stop.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Fluminator" HAS JOINED THE GAME

I go to Jamaica and join its bobsled team.

ACTION FAILED

You try to go to someplace called Jamaica and go bobsledding. Unfortunately you have no idea what or where those things are and even if you did, the guards wouldn't be to keen on letting you leave.

ENTER ACTION: __________

NOTICE

Finished dealing with the escapees, at least most of them. One guard finally speaks "If everyone just cooperates this will all end well."

Meanwhile his counterpart begins cutting off everyone's binds with his dagger, starting with those who had remained still the entire time.

[Xalxe]

Flirt with the guards.

[ConManMick]

(hey, maybe they're here to help us?)

begin the teapot song power solo and wait to be unbound

(As a side note, I was drunk when I first posted here but I already committed to this song so it's happening)

[Randomnamechange]

Say to the guard who unties me "can you explain what is going on to us?"

[Annadog40]

Ask guard "What defines 'ends well?'"