One sentence story.

[Kappy]

Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up. Fortunately, the rest of the MafiaScum community banded together and collected the seven dragonballs. Then Kappy left and took the dragonballs with him.

[KuroiXHF]

Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up. Fortunately, the rest of the MafiaScum community banded together and collected the seven dragonballs. Then Kappy left and took the dragonballs with him.

"He took the Dragonballs!" One man said.

[Kappy]

Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up. Fortunately, the rest of the MafiaScum community banded together and collected the seven dragonballs. Then Kappy left and took the dragonballs with him.

"He took the Dragonballs!" One man said. "WTF even is a dragonball?" someone else said.

[Felissan]

Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up. Fortunately, the rest of the MafiaScum community banded together and collected the seven dragonballs. Then Kappy left and took the dragonballs with him.

"He took the Dragonballs!" One man said. "WTF even is a dragonball?" someone else said. "We don't even care!" said a third person.

[Kappy]

Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up. Fortunately, the rest of the MafiaScum community banded together and collected the seven dragonballs. Then Kappy left and took the dragonballs with him.

"He took the Dragonballs!" One man said. "WTF even is a dragonball?" someone else said. "We don't even care!" said a third person. "But JOHN CENA does!!!!"

[NJAC]

Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up. Fortunately, the rest of the MafiaScum community banded together and collected the seven dragonballs. Then Kappy left and took the dragonballs with him.

"He took the Dragonballs!" One man said. "WTF even is a dragonball?" someone else said. "We don't even care!" said a third person. "But JOHN CENA does!!!!"

After Kappy summoned Shenlong and asked for a cool avatar to use in MafiaScum, as his wish, the dragonballs were dispersed all around the world again, turned to stone for a whole year.

[Martha Zolanski]

Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up. Fortunately, the rest of the MafiaScum community banded together and collected the seven dragonballs. Then Kappy left and took the dragonballs with him.

"He took the Dragonballs!" One man said. "WTF even is a dragonball?" someone else said. "We don't even care!" said a third person. "But JOHN CENA does!!!!"

After Kappy summoned Shenlong and asked for a cool avatar to use in MafiaScum, as his wish, the dragonballs were dispersed all around the world again, turned to stone for a whole year. Days passed, Weeks passed, Months Passed, The four seasons passed, The stone once again turned into a dragonball but two balls are missing, His balls.

[Zulfy]

End of Chapter 1