ALSO I SHOULD JUST TURN ON MY CAPS LOCK, CAUSE THAT'D BE A LOT EASIER AND HURT MY PINKIE LESS SO THERE! CAPS LOCK A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SO THERE WAS ONECE THIS PEATUFITL GIRL WHOS NAME WAS PGIGY AND SHE WAS SURPRISINGLY NOT THE HERO OF THE STORY EVEN THO EVERY1 THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE! :O
SEE, PIGGY LOVED ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYS IN THE LAND, BUT SHE WASNT A MARY SUE, SO ACTUALLY THEY DIDNT. EXCEPT FOR LIKE, THE BEST ONES THAT SHE LOVES BECAUSE UNREQUITED LOVE IS THE WORST AND PLAGUES HER REAL LIFE AND SHES SO DONE WITH IT.
BUT ANYWAY, BACK TO THE STORY? i GUESS? OKAY.
SO THERE WERE THESE PEOPLE WHO DID THESE THINGS, AND THE GIRLS DECIDED THAT BOYS WERE ICKY AND GROSS (CAUSE THEY TOTES ARE) SO THEY TRIED TO GET RID OF THEM. SADLY, THE GIRLS TURNED ON EACH OTHER IN THE FIRST ROUND AND LOST ONE OF THE PRECIOUS GIRLSIES.
AND THEN THE SECOND ROUND THEY FUCKING KILLED OFF ANOTHER GIRL. WOW, THEY FUCKING SUCK AT THIS SHIT.
BUT THEN THINGS STARTED LOOKING UP WHEN SOME GUY WHO NO ONE KNOWS GET KILLED AND THEN THE REAL FUN WAS SUPPOSED TO START
BUT WOW, LOOK AT THAT. ANOTHER GIRL DIED. HOW WERE THESE GIRLS SUPPOSED TO GET ANYTHING DONE WHEN THEY KEEP KILLING EACH OTHER?
SO AFTER THAT THEY BANDED UP! FOR REALSIES THIS TIME! THEY KILLED OFF ANOTHER GUY THAT UH, WAS THERE? i GUESS? LOL.
THEN THE REAL STORY BEGAN WITH THE STORY THAT STARTED THE STORY TO BEGIN WITH, CAUSE THAT'S NOT CONFUSEING IN THE SLIGHTEST!!
AND OF COURSE THEN ANOTHER BOY BITES THE DUST
EXCEPT THEN WE HAD ANOTHER FUCKING COMBO BREAKER AND THE POOR POOR SHADOW WAS KILLED AND ALL THE TOWN MOURNED
SO PIGGY GOT HER REVENGE AND KILLED OFF A GIRL EVEN THO THAT WAS LIKE, TOTALLY AGAINST THE BLACK WIDOW'S ALLIANCE? bUT LIKE, PIGGY'S NEVER ALLOWED TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE, SO WHATEVER, I GUESS. IT'S COOL. i DON'T CARE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
AND SO HERE WE ARE. IN THE FINAL ROUND. 1V1 THE LAST GIRL AND THE LAST BOY.
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PIGGY GRABBED AN ICICLE FROM XOF'S STASH AND STABBED PABLITO IN THE HEART WITH IT, REIGNING SUPREME CHAMPION AND ALSO SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE JUST WROTE. i REALLY HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND ANYONE! HAHA, LATER SUCKERS!
