Umlaut vs iamveryhappy [ABANDONED]

[Umlaut]

I fell into the chess rabbit hole. Now you will fall under my extensive knowledge of the Bongcloud.
First to reply to this post/make a move is my opponent.
lands on 1, I'm white.
lands on 2, I'm black.

Original Roll String: 1d2 (STATIC)

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Edit: I found out I don't know how to use the dice command

I'll play you. Dice roll would be fine, but is invalidated since you edited the post so here's a new one.

1 = you're white
2 = I'm white

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[Umlaut]

I'm white.

1.d4

[Umlaut]

Well, now I'm tempted to play the London just to troll... but nah.

1.d4 d5 2.c4

[Umlaut]

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3

I'm a fan of the classics.

[Umlaut]

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5

I definitely do not know what I'm doing in the Tarrasch but this looks right.

[Umlaut]

I mean, it seems no worse than equal after

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5

to me.

[Umlaut]

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5

[Umlaut]

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5

[Umlaut]

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4

[Umlaut]

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4 Ne7 9.Bxa6

[Umlaut]

Uh... that's not quite what happens.

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4 Ne7 9.Bxa6 Nxd5 10.Bb5+

[Umlaut]

The most annoying move would have probably been 5...d4, I end up okay but with an awkwardly placed knight on the rim.

[Umlaut]

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4 Ne7 9.Bxa6 Nxd5 10.Bb5 Bd7 11.Bxd7 Kxd7 12.exd5

I like the German word better but that's just because it's fun to say.

[Umlaut]

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4 Ne7 9.Bxa6 Nxd5 10.Bb5 Bd7 11.Bxd7 Kxd7 12.exd5 Rad8 13.Be3

I was thinking of

Zwischenzug

but they're both pretty solid words.

[Umlaut]

Is that what you're playing?

[Umlaut]

14.Ke2

[Umlaut]

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4 Ne7 9.Bxa6 Nxd5 10.Bb5 Bd7 11.Bxd7 Kxd7 12.exd5 Rad8 13.Be3 Rhe8 14.Ke2 Kc8 15.Rd1

[Umlaut]

So I forgot about this and just remembered it, but also Bxc3 isn't a legal move. Did you mean Bxe3 (trading bishops)?

[Umlaut]

fxe3 then.

[Umlaut]

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4 Ne7 9.Bxa6 Nxd5 10.Bb5 Bd7 11.Bxd7 Kxd7 12.exd5 Rad8 13.Be3 Rhe8 14.Ke2 Kc8 15.Rd1 Bxe3 16.fxe3 Re5 17.Nf3

Pretty sure the d pawn can't be saved anyway, so may as well skip the part where I try.

[Umlaut]

Um, is that the move you meant or did you mean Rexd5?