Micro 936 - several lovers mafia games

[Jake The Wolfie]

I suggest we Allocate all resources to remove VOTE: Allomancer

[Jake The Wolfie]

This game is going quite slowly for a 24 hour deadline.

[Jake The Wolfie]

pagetop lol

[Jake The Wolfie]

well, yeah, you're saying that even though you haven't posted until *checks notes* 9 hours before deadline

Who were you talking to here?

[Jake The Wolfie]

@Aristo I'm not entirely against it, but I would like Allo to try and do something.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Why am I being lynched?

If you want a claim, I'm The Flying Pumpkin That Shoots Laser Beams Out Of Its Ass.

Same

[Jake The Wolfie]

By my count, we have about 40 minutes left

[Jake The Wolfie]

or 60 + 20 minutes

[Jake The Wolfie]

Is there anything I could say to stop the lynch?

What will you be willing to do?

[Jake The Wolfie]

for game 1, roles will be distributed in the following partially random manner: I have pre-selected 2 numbers

n

and

m

such that either

n

+1=

m

or

m

+1=

n

. I will generate 2 6-sided die rolls in this post and add them to

n

and

m

respectively, then take the resulting number mod 6 and give the mafia roles to the two players corresponding to those numbers on the player list in the opening post.

Original Roll String: 2d6 (STATIC)

2 6-Sided Dice: (4, 3) = 7

Your point?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Looking at the votes on Allo with your insight leads me to this conclusion:

Either No mafia are voting Allo (Which wouldn't look good for them or Eve), One mafia is voting Allo (Which makes the Pairs Eve/RedFlavor or Equinox/Aristophanes) or both mafia are voting Allo (Which makes the pair Equinox/Redflavor)

[Jake The Wolfie]

*twilight zones*

[Jake The Wolfie]

Would you do it for an apple?

[Jake The Wolfie]

He asked for food, not drink.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Not a lover then? Hmm..

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Aristophanes

[Jake The Wolfie]

VT means no one is mafia.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Isn't that hammer?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Enough to be in moderation.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Game 3 will just be 1 hydra as the 2 mafia.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Hmm

[Jake The Wolfie]

RedFlavor's last post was towny. Going off of Eve's statistics, it seems Jake the Wolfie is next most likely to be scum.

VOTE: Jake the Wolfie

Going off of me being town, I reject your proposal for me being scum. Sorry for any inconvieniences they may cause.

[Jake The Wolfie]

when people are asked to pick a random number between x and y, in general they prefer to go for something that isn't at the bottom or top - they like to go for the middle of the top/middle or the middle of the bottom/middle

for example: between 1 and 10, 7 is by far the most commonly picked number

should've voted Jake actually

VOTE: Jake the Wolfie

Who says they didn't roll dice to pick their number?

[Jake The Wolfie]

I feel like that would ultimately lead to a win for either me or Equinox for being such good scum as to get someone lynched right out of RVS

[Jake The Wolfie]

Great, while all of you are circle-jerking, I'm gonna go analyze.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Where is the analyze

I have analyzed Hangman and determined it to be weird.

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Jake

Yup this is prolly scum

Sure, I'm the scum who doesn't want town to fuck around No-Lynching, which would definitely be optimal for scum because then scum can get lynched. Suuuuuure.

[Jake The Wolfie]

You guys are

fools

[Jake The Wolfie]

*9998 posts

[Jake The Wolfie]

I'm here to not die.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Still alive, good.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake, who is scum this time. I needs to knows!

I'm a N0 global cop and there are no scum.

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Jake the Wolfie

VOTE: Allomancer

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Jake the Wolfie

VOTE: Allomancer

This is OMGUS

No, it's a naked vote on a naked voter

[Jake The Wolfie]

argh! i have to put effort into this game!

We cod just lynch you and either win or bring the game into mylo

[Jake The Wolfie]

Who's Eve?

[Jake The Wolfie]

How did it end in a draw exactly?

[Jake The Wolfie]

the game is always townsided, rolling dice is better than draw

Town has yet to win a single game

[Jake The Wolfie]

when did we roll dice?

Role PM

[Jake The Wolfie]

I am, just give me 24 more ours

[Jake The Wolfie]

Ok, now how do I add the image

[Jake The Wolfie]

[Jake The Wolfie]

I am using a direct imgur link

[Jake The Wolfie]

https://m.imgur.com/a/ryaCmQg

[Jake The Wolfie]

@xyzzy why are u scum

[Jake The Wolfie]

How human were the artist's pictures that you selected to be mafia?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Who did you assign to be a Mafia Lover?

[Jake The Wolfie]

So what's the answer to the question you just called Terrific?

If you don't answer truthfully, I'll just stall the game as long as I possibly can.

[Jake The Wolfie]

So what's the answer to the question you just called Terrific?

If you don't answer truthfully, I'll just stall the game as long as I possibly can.

I mean, the longest you can is 3 days lol

Also, to me it sounds like "Jake" was the answer so...
VOTE: Jake

I'm not gonna put up with your Aristocrap

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: No Lynch

[Jake The Wolfie]

WHYYYYY!?!?!?

NL Is so useless. I don't understand.

It doesn't make the game end after 3 days of jerking off by doing nothing.

[Jake The Wolfie]

It doesn't make the game end after 3 days of jerking off by doing nothing.

after 3 days without any deaths, the game will be a draw.

Ah, but you see I'm slowly dying inside.

[Jake The Wolfie]

mod: what is art?

Baby don't hurt me?

[Jake The Wolfie]

This wagon is possibly the worst wagon I've ever seen.

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Aristophanes

[Jake The Wolfie]

i will hammer your wagon if you make another pun, i swear by all of the aristoplanes

cmon scumbuddy hammer the arisrophanes and we might whin

[Jake The Wolfie]

votecount 4.2.1

6 players not voting (Aristophanes, Equinox, Eve, Allomancer, Jake The Wolfie, RedFlavor)

mod notes:

no majority in the last 24 hours, so it's finally day 2! I prodded some folks.

a game where everyone is scum sounds like fun. remind me to do that next time.

So.. everyone is a secret Jester with false flips of legit town/scum roles?

[Jake The Wolfie]

I think this game is dead tbh

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: RedFlavor

[Jake The Wolfie]

votecount 4.3.1

6 players not voting (Aristophanes, Equinox, Eve, Allomancer, Jake The Wolfie, RedFlavor)

mod notes:

starting with the next game, I think I might bump up the length of the day too around 72 hours, because it seems like actually achieving a majority in 24 is proving challenging. if anyone seriously dislikes this idea let me know why!

VOTE: Equinox

Time for some rvs

[Jake The Wolfie]

My submission is @mod's profile pic at the time of writing.

[Jake The Wolfie]

how dare you call milk a hater

what did milk ever do to you

No, the milk is sad. Because of haters like you.

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Aristophanes

Any thoughts?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Oh, lol, it was you Jake!

VOTE: Jake

It would surprise me if you are not scum, based on submissions.

If I was scum, who is my partner and why?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Oh, lol, it was you Jake!

VOTE: Jake

It would surprise me if you are not scum, based on submissions.

If I was scum, who is my partner and why?

Allomancer for picking your profile pic at the time.

It's a pretty slam dunk game when I think about it.

That seems almost too obvious, don't you think?

[Jake The Wolfie]

That seems almost too obvious, don't you think?

Well yes, but I'd rather try there than not, and revisit on D2 if we have to.

Plus, y'all were hating on your fellow players, which is the thing that I could see arguably beating out Taylor Swift!

xyzzy is not a player. He's half man and half machine. On the cover of a magazine.

[Jake The Wolfie]

they

They're half sapien half machine, on the back of a limozine

[Jake The Wolfie]

Aaaaaaanyway, now that Jake has the proper pronouns (whick is very important and I thank him for the change) can we lynch him?

Too obvious a choice is some WIFOM Bullshit XD

You could also be scum OMGUSing me for voting you.

[Jake The Wolfie]

votecount 5.1.3

2 players voting for Eve (Allomancer, RedFlavor)
1 player voting for Aristophanes (Equinox, Jake The Wolfie)
1 player voting for RedFlavor (Eve)
1 player voting for Jake The Wolfie (Aristophanes)

0 players not voting

mod notes:

a bit over 10 hours left to go in day 1!

Aristophanes has 2 votes, not one

[Jake The Wolfie]

votecount 5.2.1

6 players not voting (Aristophanes, Equinox, Eve, Allomancer, Jake The Wolfie, RedFlavor)

mod notes:

Equinox's vote came a few hours after deadline. it is now day 2!

Mod I swear, I'm gonna hurt someone.

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Aristophanes

[Jake The Wolfie]

Aristo hit the phanes

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Eve

[Jake The Wolfie]

Wed is my favowite cowor.

[Jake The Wolfie]

folks, it's another mafia win— Allomancer and Jake took this one home.

I TOLD YOU GUYS I'D SOLVED IT!!!

gdi

Actually, he paired us together because we were the only two without a picture.

[Jake The Wolfie]

folks, it's another mafia win— Allomancer and Jake took this one home.

I TOLD YOU GUYS I'D SOLVED IT!!!

gdi

Actually, he paired us together because we were the only two without a picture.

To quote directly: "wtf i never said this"

[Jake The Wolfie]

please hold while i read caledfwitch's mind

Vote: Allomancer

looks suspicious

[Jake The Wolfie]

who here knows who caledfwitch is or has talked to them before?

this is a very nice colour btw

What is a colour?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Why do you think they would choose Allo?

[Jake The Wolfie]

[color=8C0000]Well shit.[/color]

[Jake The Wolfie]

From the PoV of me, both scum were on that wagon on Equifax

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Allomancer
I have plausible reason to think it is you.

[Jake The Wolfie]

SOmeone join me??
We need to condense a wagon.

I voted Allo and they weren't hammered. There would be no reason for scum not to hammer them, if they were town.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Unless you and Eve are the scumteam. The other option is that scum just hasn't checked the thread.

I doubt that the scum haven't checked the thread, but I have no proof of that. Also: I was off-wagon on a town lynch. As scum, wouldn't I want to help lynch a town?
VOTE: Allomancer

[Jake The Wolfie]

I am finally a winner for both alignments!

[Jake The Wolfie]

I also choose the Equinox

[Jake The Wolfie]

it just klicked for you

[Jake The Wolfie]

for game 7, I asked the worst to either choose a pair of users represented by someone's choice or a pair of users

not

represented by someone's choice. in other words, the worst was either choosing between the 4 you all selected or the 11 you all did not select.

sending out roles momentarily!

So basically you asked them to please choose 2 mafia?

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Equinox

[Jake The Wolfie]

What makes you want that vote?

RVES

[Jake The Wolfie]

I don't really want to vote Equinox on principle considering how last game went down

Pussy

[Jake The Wolfie]

Fuck

[Jake The Wolfie]

Klick wins for putting forth the least amount of effort.