Micro 958: Achievement Unlocked Mafia (Game Over)

[GeorgeBailey]

-snip-

I didn't know you were a clidd alt

s it pro town to continue hunting for achievements then

Seems like it. I think the people who go out of their way to achievement hunt are town.

[GeorgeBailey]

✌︎♍︎♒︎♓︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❍︎♏︎■︎⧫︎✍︎

[GeorgeBailey]

Georgebailey

hi im here

[GeorgeBailey]

Did that get you beattlejuice?

Apparently not.

And neither did the wingdings D:

[GeorgeBailey]

14

[GeorgeBailey]

I’m intrigued about Egyptian

That's why I tried wingdings, although that would probably would have been a questionable joke.

[GeorgeBailey]

I'm a big fan of Agatha Christie

[GeorgeBailey]

Why did you roll scum, GeorgeBailey :'<

I have to roll it some of these days

[GeorgeBailey]

George, you will always be scum in my heart.

This is because of Fusion Mafia, isn't it?

[GeorgeBailey]

You have my bow.

And my Axe!

Spoiler:

[GeorgeBailey]

ǝɹǝɥʇ ollǝH

[GeorgeBailey]

Tipsy and Legolass both seem like the most townie atm so I don't see why there's a wagon on tipsy.

They're both enthusiastically going for achievements which is detrimental for Scum.

[GeorgeBailey]

ǝɹǝɥʇ ollǝH

I keep trying to turn my iPad upside down so I can read this but it just spins the screen so t stays upside down

Try printing it out, I don't think paper has that glitch yet.

[GeorgeBailey]

I just want an achievement T_T

[GeorgeBailey]

Tipsy has not gone for achievements at all.

Why haven't you gone for achievements much?

Lmfao I realized I mixed up hayasaka with tipsy because they're both....


.....Anime avatars? Anyways Hayasaka is town.

AND EXCUSE ME? ALMOST EVERY POST IVE MADE WAS FOR AN ACHIEVEMENT.

The only achievement I've gotten was by accident T-T

[GeorgeBailey]

I'm actually a GeorgeBailey alt btw

[GeorgeBailey]

Also, I think I have a slight SR on Porkens. Porkens is kinda acting like what you'd expect from scum right now. Going for achievements, not too little to appear to not care, but not too much to get left with the IC.

VOTE: Porkens

Also, I dont agree with the dumb and dumber wagon, and I think Porken's vote feels the worse here. D&D feels like one of the only people trying to bring the game to a more serious venture.

[GeorgeBailey]

[GeorgeBailey]

Lmfao did you both just hammer them?

[GeorgeBailey]

That's amazing.

If this flips scum, then you're a god Isis.

But like, literally.

[GeorgeBailey]

I only gave her the credit cause she came up with the policy elim idea lmao.

[GeorgeBailey]

I like yeet

[GeorgeBailey]

If you opened with the spiderman 2 I would have locktowned you

[GeorgeBailey]

But I would get banned if I played this game with two accounts???

Just say it's a reverse hydra.

[GeorgeBailey]

On the one hand, this game is now a 5:2.

On the other hand, this game no longer has a no-sign no-avi secret alt hydra

Your passive aggressive hate against the hydra is hilarious and I love it lmao

Also I'm guessing D&D isnt scum due to the amount of stuff they're writing post-mortem.

[GeorgeBailey]

This is scummy

Ok. Why would scum write all this shit out if they flip red?

[GeorgeBailey]

I don't mind hydras as long as they sign their posts and/or are composed of people I like

[GeorgeBailey]

4. Basically a god of scumplay

I can only imagine this would be scum-specfic?

[GeorgeBailey]

Hayasaka is a surprise. I thought they were scum lolhammering.

[GeorgeBailey]

TIME FOR THE NEXT VICTIM VOTE: NorwegianboyEE

FTFY

VOTE: NorwegianboyEE

[GeorgeBailey]

VOTE: NorwegianboyEE
VOTE: NorwegianboyEE

[GeorgeBailey]

Anyways, my big scumspects for today are Kanna, Porkins, isis and Norwee. I think that because of what happened yesterday, there's 1 scum on yesterday's wagon, and 1 scum off.

Having both scum on the wagon is too many associates, and the wagon seemed pretty scum driven.

Norwee is scum by PoE cause the only people off it were me, Norwee and Lego, and I think Lego is very town.

I'm hesitant on tipsy, for the sole reason they started the wagon. And they seem kinda townie tbh.

[GeorgeBailey]

Having both scum on the wagon is too many associates, and the wagon seemed pretty scum driven.

Also I think this because I think scum got caught off guard by the hammer

[GeorgeBailey]

Because of how the wagon progressed.

It got some weird votes. Went stagnant. Then the lolhammer dropped.

[GeorgeBailey]

I also got a blank fortune with my cookie yesterday.

So I think I'm onto something.

[GeorgeBailey]

Maybeeeee

Spoiler:

unless you're trying to pocket me >.<

[GeorgeBailey]

How does this make any sense? One was on, one was off, but the wagon was: "pretty scum driven"?

I dont see the problem. It seemed scum driven because of how fast it was pushed.

I bet 100% there isnt more than one on the wagon. Purely because of Haya's hammer.

[GeorgeBailey]

God. I think George Bailey is scum.

What’s he done? What risks has he taken? Where is his

presence

?

Excuse

you

, what risks have you taken?

Most of your presence today was OMGUSing Norwee when put to E-1.

I skipped out on being here yesterday cause I was exhausted from work, sue me. :p

[GeorgeBailey]

Norwee is pretty bad at scum

Actually, during the recent Cult game I found, Norwee was a pretty decent Cult Leader.

I wouldn't underestimate Norwee's ability.

[GeorgeBailey]

That's longer than I would've lasted

[GeorgeBailey]

Good point

VOTE: Porkens

I think voting on-wagon is safer today, and Porkens is my #1 scumspect. Also, Kanna says she townreads Porkens because he seemed really relaxed in a town game, and relaxed in this one.

But I don't think Porken's reaction to being put to E-1 is very relaxed. So by that logic, he'd be in his scum range.

[GeorgeBailey]

Tipsy is town null for me, and I don't think they're of any concern.

[GeorgeBailey]

i can't quite describe it, but it's a meme game and it doesn't fit. it's like it's going through the motions of scumhunting

I've never had my scumhunting called a meme game. But I love it.

My title is a meme, my name is a meme, MY READS ARE A MEME.

[GeorgeBailey]

Didn’t they say the opposite?

????

Like, I understand she's saying that my scumhunting looks fake, and there's not much I can comment on that.

But that's not the opposite of what I said???

[GeorgeBailey]

If Legolass is who I think they are, then we've townmelded and they don't even know it.

[GeorgeBailey]

Porkens is on X-1 again just so everyone is aware.

VOTE: Isis P-3

Oh lmao sorry. I thought that vote for Isis counted.

I'm all for pressuring but I dont want another PR flip.

[GeorgeBailey]

Correct. You were in Fusion. You know how it is.

You both are so mean

[GeorgeBailey]

Y-...yes?

Yes.

I think so. If I ever roll scum with Norwee again, you will know the true extent of Scum Bailey!

[GeorgeBailey]

Catching up on mobile. Gimme a moment.

But I wasn't on Porkens when I tried to vote for Isis... strange excuse, George, if that really is your name.

Oh fml, I didnt see your tipsy vote.

Anyways, I like the Porkens wagon because of two things: 1. Scumspect 2. It confirms norwee's alignment.

I'm pretty sure, due to how norwee voted, if Porkens flips scum he's town. And if Porkens flipped town, hes the off-wagon scum.

[GeorgeBailey]

And GeorgeBailey is my first name actually

[GeorgeBailey]

I’m not participating in your tasteless frivolities.
I am the epitome of seriousness.

A post like this is also why I'm scumreading Norwee. I've modded 2 games with scum!Norwee, and one thing I noticed is a weird scum aggression, and taking jokey posts seriously.

[GeorgeBailey]

this was something i wanted to point out that didn't make sense. if you think there's one scum on wagon and one scum off wagon and there was 5 people on and 3 people off, wouldn't it make more sense to lynch off wagon?

That's my fault for not clarifying.

It does statistically make sense, but I think Porkens has done scummy things that make him a better elimination for today.

[GeorgeBailey]

GeorgeBailey if Norwee is your top suspect I have to push you out of the trust circle.

How sure are you on Norway's meta read, Isis?

I think Kanna has acted suspiciously with Porkens, but I dont want to let Norway completely off the hook.

I remember Kanna was a lot more active in Chain of Command as town, but that game was a real shit show lmao.

[GeorgeBailey]

Cattlevote

VOTE: Dumb and Dumber

Actually yeah, this was a vote that was held since RVS.

VOTE: Kanna

[GeorgeBailey]

I wasn't being aggressive at all here though? And which games are you talking about?

Your entrance today however, was awful. xD xD xD

I was talking about Cult and the Mini Normal with Saudade.

[GeorgeBailey]

It's kind of funny. Because you talk of me taking jokey posts seriously. But that's exactly what you did there.

I don’t see why it’s a good idea to vote a lesser scumread based on hoping we get lucky with an unreliable investigation tool.

This was the post I was talking about, Isis even pointed it out.

[GeorgeBailey]

Wow, you took all the achievements here, and now you're taking all the dream achievements too!

[GeorgeBailey]

Every time Kanna posts, I want to eliminate her less and less.

[GeorgeBailey]

Thank god you're seeing the light, Isis.

VOTE: Porkens

This is E-1

[GeorgeBailey]

Ok Isis, i'll sheep you again for now.

VOTE: GeorgeBailey

[GeorgeBailey]

I have 2......

All 2 from accident.....

I'm crying......

1 is from editing a quote, and 1 from being the only person not voting.

[GeorgeBailey]

Gefgeefd

[GeorgeBailey]

Feed Egg ?

[GeorgeBailey]

Anyways, going off by Kanna's recent posts, I don't think Kanna and Porkens are the same alignment. If it's S/S then maf is creating too many associations by defending each other on a limb.

I don't trust Kanna's townread on him though, I think what Porkens has done is scummy and more substantial than a tone read.

[GeorgeBailey]

But like, if there's anything that mafia taught me, it's to sheep Luca, Isis, or Skitter.

VOTE: Kanna

Especially when they threaten you with the trust circle.

Also, if this flips scum then i'm pretty sure it's a scum white knighting for town cred. So that would confirm Porkens town.

[GeorgeBailey]

But like, if there's anything that mafia taught me, it's to sheep Luca, Isis, or Skitter.

VOTE: Kanna

Especially when they threaten you with the trust circle.

Also, if this flips scum then i'm pretty sure it's a scum white knighting for town cred. So that would confirm Porkens town.

[GeorgeBailey]

I got so excited I had to vote twice.

Doesn't this take you back to fusion mafia?

[GeorgeBailey]

Isis are you isis?

[GeorgeBailey]

But I'm not feeling Tipsy for Maf. Is Tipsy was maf, then Norwee has to be their partner. I dont think Maf has an incentive to unvote at E-1 preventing an accidental hammer.

[GeorgeBailey]

-snip-

Of course! I should have known from the hair.

I want to townbin GeorgeBailey, if I lose this game because he was scum I get to be so proud of him for post 397 being in his scumrange.

I'm just glad i'm not getting mislynched day 1.

I think my skill has increased,

I might even make it to day 3

.

[GeorgeBailey]

Permanent Marker is like the only game I'm proud of lmao.

Everyone eliminating Heaven out of Paranoia (after Markering him) is hilarious is retrospect.

[GeorgeBailey]

You're last, BeorgeGailey. Let's hear about all of the livers you have.

I'm a

C O M F YF E N C EP O S T

Revisionist

(Be the only one not voting, and edit a post)

I also have one liver, and I can prove it to you.

[GeorgeBailey]

Kanna what's your scumcase against me? Is it still my meme scumhunt?

[GeorgeBailey]

Let's spin the wheel!

VOTE: Porkens

This has been my biggest scumread since d1 so I'm happy I can finally get scum lmao.

[GeorgeBailey]

Oh yeah sorry, that's

E-1

btw

Hammering without Porkens claiming is a scumclaim.

[GeorgeBailey]

Legit unreadable on MafMobile lmao

[GeorgeBailey]

I have awoken.


Er, Sorry about the Prod, extra shifts this week, but today is my day Off.

I think the Norwee wagon is fine, but i'd rather be voting someone who was on the D1 mislynch, since that was a really bad wagon. I'd also rather wait for Norwee to claim first.

[GeorgeBailey]

I'm glad we can all say its norwee, cause that was legit a scumclaim yesterday.

VOTE: NorwegianBoyEE

[GeorgeBailey]

Then vote Norwee. That quickhammer on Porkens when he knew he was getting voted out was incredibly survivalist.

He also never let Porkens claim.

[GeorgeBailey]

It's ok to put Norwee at e1 but putting Norwee at E0 without letting legolass discuss the game state is a scumclaim

Yeah of course I don't want him eliminated right away, but I think he should claim at e-1 soon because that was an awful move.

Absolute worst case scenario is norwee is a town PR and we lose the game. I don't us bouncing back from that :p

Btw what do you mean before Lego discusses? Didn't Lego just discuss it?

[GeorgeBailey]

I legit thought Porkens was scum based on his play yesterday, and he never claimed even though he was E-1 and i asked him too. You can’t really call that a quickhammer dude.

Excuse me???? You didn't even try to hide it in your post.

I will VOTE: Porkens. Sorry Porkens.

*shrug*
VOTE: Porkens
Thank you Isis.

Either this is some weird co-ordinated quick hammer from scum team???

Or, the more likelier, you saw a chance and took it.....

[GeorgeBailey]

Did.... Did you just claim without being put to E-1?

[GeorgeBailey]

Think about it, scum!George would know there’s no danger of mafia quickhamnering town!me.

Norwee, this doesn't work if you're scum.

2 people have already stated they'd rather wait until voting, after I voted.

[GeorgeBailey]

wait

until voting

ebwop.....

[GeorgeBailey]

If you're a PR then that means Isis and Tipsy is the scum team.

Which is a team, I don't really see? I mean they have been casually townreading each other, and I don't think they've ever pushed each other???

But even-night feels like such a convenient modifier to tack on so you only have to provide 1 night action.


I honestly don't think I believe this. This is bringing me flashbacks of when someone claimed Novice PT cop on the second day lmao.

[GeorgeBailey]

Er, Tipsy, I'm pretty sure it's Isis/Norwee.

Isis tried to get rid of Kanna when she pushed Norwee as scum.

i'm fairly sure porkens is town. i've followed his scum game and he's a lot more relaxed as town
isis, someone told me has a fun tell and i think she's having fun
legolass achievement hunted a lot and i think she can be effectively be ic because she'll get found out later even if she isn't

norwee, george, tipsy, yes?

VOTE: Kanna

I think the "offwagon" player was sitting on it at a time when it wasn't serious and Kanna is one of those people, GB.

[GeorgeBailey]

Then NK'd her when she couldn't get her eliminated

[GeorgeBailey]

Either this is some weird co-ordinated quick hammer from scum team???

Or, the more likelier, you saw a chance and took it.....

Or maybe I should have called a spade, a spade lmao.

[GeorgeBailey]

George, can I see your last scumgame? I went looking for it and found 4 games you've modded and no scumgames recently.

Last scum game was SirCakez JigSaw Revenge.

I replaced out because, I think, I was trying to graduate and I had an exam? I remember it was school related and not mafia related.

My only prized effort was pocketing GuiltyLion through a meta read and I was proud of that lmao.

[GeorgeBailey]

Idk man. I've been town reading you all game and that was something that strongly pinged me about Isis. Kanna was definitely a "she had too good" reads kill. And ISIS pushing her the day before she died looks scummy.

[GeorgeBailey]

I'm sorry Isis but you're the only person who looks like Norwee's partner to me :<

You were on wagon for the D&D elim, your town reading of me kinda felt pocket-y and your interactions with Norwee is something experienced scum does. Push but not too much.

[GeorgeBailey]

And yeah that might have not been the best quote to use lmao. But you also know Kanna better too. A scum usually NKs people they think will be threat later, or know that people can read them better.

[GeorgeBailey]

You've played more mafia with me than Kanna has, so why didn't I kill you?

Probably because you know Kanna is a stronger player than me? Someone who knows you well + good reader is a threat. It's why I'll never let Datisi live if I'm scum

[GeorgeBailey]

SCUMBAILEY

The worst thing you've ever said to me. How could you.

[GeorgeBailey]

How would this infer Tipsy? And like Lego said, Tipsy definitely isnt scum.

[GeorgeBailey]

Who would you have killed last night as scum, George?

Probably you tbh.

I was trying to find who said this but I cant to no avail. It was either skitter or Mastina. But they were town reading me one game because someone died who was heavily town reading me. And they said something along the lines of "Killing someone who townreads you isnt something I can see george doing as scum" which stuck with me for some reason.

Also I'm know you're a strong player, so I would NOT want to go up against you in lylo.

[GeorgeBailey]

D*mn

Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[GeorgeBailey]

Ayy, Tipsy is Nahdia, and Norwee just got hammered. That's a nice read.

I don't think I know any of Nahdia's meta, so there's no change there.

[GeorgeBailey]

[GeorgeBailey]

I'm more scared about lylo. I hate lylo, I'm always left there for being a VI.

[GeorgeBailey]

I slept all day yesterday cause I pulled an all nighter to play 5D chess with Datisi.

Finding out Lego is confirmed Hectic is good though lmao.

[GeorgeBailey]

I'm not scum because Lego said so. Also, I'm still really paranoid that you've been pocketing me this game, but the same happened in permanent marker and you were town.

Lego was heavily townreading Tipsy yesterday:

We have a flipped doctor and a tracker, Norwee... and on top of that we have this highest chove confirming thing. There's no way town have an even-night jailkeeper on top of all that. Sorry :[

Now to figure out which of George/Isis is the partner. Tipsy doesn't make sense as scum. If she's scum, she probably goes for the hard bus today coming out voting him, and doesn't just wait around like this.

Tipsy doesn't have the mindset of scum trying to look good here. If she did, she would come out bussing and voting the Norwegian Norwee, but instead, she sad back and evaluated.

Lego's read seems heavily meta based. A lot of what this read is whether or not Lego knows how Tipsy plays as scum. Also, I don't think it makes sense? I'm pretty sure Norwee's claim was meant to be real fake claim, but fell flat on it's face because of the timing. I don't think scum hard busses right away there, regardless of who it is.

[GeorgeBailey]

Thing is, I don't know how much chess Isis plays, while I know George is a big fan of stealth queen maneuvers.

I'm sad I didn't give this post enough love.

[GeorgeBailey]

I can't believe Nahdia became a god and didn't even have to fight for it.

Shit went full Hunger Games back there.

[GeorgeBailey]

GeorgeBailey whenever ur back, do u have a history of speedvoting in LyLo? any games u can link?

None that I can think of. I was pretty sure it was Norwee though.

Norwee's quickhammer on Porkens felt really scum motivated, and two town PR lynches kinda ate away at my enthusiasm. So maybe it was confidence mixed with apathetic-ism?

[GeorgeBailey]

They say a picture is worth a thousand and two stories, so here is a picture of my cat

Spoiler:

[GeorgeBailey]

I was actually leaning towards Tipsy, so your recent scumreads have me on the edge D:

[GeorgeBailey]

This seems kind of TMI, a scumteam composed of two people who are casually townreading eachother is like, 60% of scumteams

Yeah you're right, that's what I meant. I should have expanded on this, but I meant that like, I don't think scum on your level would act like this.

Casually scumreading your partner but never pushing is a complete newbscum thing to do.

[GeorgeBailey]

Maybe this means I should give less weight to my thinking that Tipsy would like a JK claim more than GB

I honestly believed the JK part of the claim, so crucify me, lmao. It didn't seem

that

impossible, but claiming with one vote looked terrible :p

[GeorgeBailey]

Why didn't you vote here George?

I.....Did? Unless this is facetious? I just didn't understand why Tipsy was waiting on Norwee when what I thought what they did was blatantly scummy without hiding it.

[GeorgeBailey]

y would.. claiming with one vote look terrible? it was lylo. eh this is more mafia theory than relevant to this game, but as town there claiming was correct too.

Because no on asked for the claim, no on intented to hammer, it felt like a blatant "save my ass" claim. Either way, the execution pinged me more than the content.

[GeorgeBailey]

But I'm not feeling Tipsy for Maf. Is Tipsy was maf, then Norwee has to be their partner. I dont think Maf has an incentive to unvote at E-1 preventing an accidental hammer.

I really hope this is a "wow what a cool post georgebailey here's a cool skull to go along with that cool post!"

[GeorgeBailey]

VOTE: Isis

[GeorgeBailey]

Sorry

[GeorgeBailey]

This lylo stressed me and took like 3 years off my life thank you so much tipsy for ending it.

Sorry, I hope I get to play town with you all soon!

[GeorgeBailey]

I had a blast playing with you Isis. Hope we can be town next time!

[GeorgeBailey]

Well, i'm finally at a computer so I can type this.

Kanna, you scared the shit out of us, and you'll see it in the scum PT soon enough. A lot of your reads were spot on, and made us heavily regret not killing you N1. If we didn't get the Porkens elim d2, we probably would have lost.

Norwee was a great partner, and working with him was 100x better than in Fusion.

Tipsy, you have some weird insane power to naturally act townie and it's just like. HOW. I spend a bunch of effort associating myself with you to make you seem like my partner, and you act naturally townie enough to throw that all out the window????

Lego/Hectic i'mma be honest here I didn't know who you were until Isis confirmed it around Lylo. I just said I knew who you were towncred/metacred. But you were so insanely town this game that we decided you were the person to pocket.

Isis, pls no angru


This is one of those rare games where no one really got into a shitfight so it was really enjoyable. Also the playerlist was great. Thanks a lot to SS and TW for modding!

[GeorgeBailey]

Spoiler:

He makes them act hectic