Micro 963—Kids With Lungs GAME OVER

[Not_Mafia]

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VOTE: Not_Mafia

[Not_Mafia]

Some people in the class have yet to show their faces, and as an educator it always saddens me to see the bright minds of the future shirk their responsibilities.

Okay boomer

[Not_Mafia]

@Not Mafia

Have you properly reviewed the thesis work before coming up with that opening? The sample pm's in the setup information clearly notes what roles we will be working with. The only possibilities stated as roles are the Vanilla Townie, Innocent Child, 1-Shot Vigilante, Mafia Goon and the Mafia Suicide Bomer. There is no jester to be found. But taking your witty traits into account, this may all have been an amusing repartee on your part.

Okay boomer

[Not_Mafia]

@Not Mafia

Have you properly reviewed the thesis work before coming up with that opening? The sample pm's in the setup information clearly notes what roles we will be working with. The only possibilities stated as roles are the Vanilla Townie, Innocent Child, 1-Shot Vigilante, Mafia Goon and the Mafia Suicide Bomer. There is no jester to be found. But taking your witty traits into account, this may all have been an amusing repartee on your part.

Okay boomer

What an astounding surprise to see you repeat your previously stated phrase in such an confident manner. Thought i must admit my surprise was shared with inquisitiveness.

Though my identity remains secret, an old sense of rivalry gives me aspiration for slandering your name here and now ...But where is the elegance?, the suave?, the proclamation of an intelligentsia that has a profound urging to express hatred and distaste in the most refined manner?

What's more fascinating than jesterly claims and quips at the expense of the aged members of society is the ever furthering advance of science. Last December, at the Annual Conference on Neural Information Processing Systems, MIT researchers announced the compilation of the world’s largest database of images labeled according to scene type, with 7 million entries. By exploiting a machine-learning technique known as “deep learning” — which is a revival of the classic artificial-intelligence technique of neural networks — they used it to train the most successful scene-classifier yet, which was between 25 and 33 percent more accurate than its best predecessor.

Okay boomer

[Not_Mafia]

Greetings and salutations! I registered on this forum to be able to share my insight into this fascinating field of study. Always interested in new fascinating ways we can learn about the world revolving Mafia, I joined this specific game to study it more. I've gotten a new batch of students that i will work hard through their PhD studies but i should be able to find some time here once in a while to interact with my fellows and root out the mafia players.

Let us study hard to make this digital world a better place.

Okay boomer

[Not_Mafia]

VOTE: Harrington Dashwood

[Not_Mafia]

Yes Buldgy Wuldgy, I know your game exists, there's just nothing interesting going on.

Vote Harrington

[Not_Mafia]

Nah

[Not_Mafia]

yeh bro trust me

His name is literally not mafia

that makes you a magical bear by that logic

How do you know she isn't?

[Not_Mafia]

Harrington is legit scum though

[Not_Mafia]

why

I accessed the information from a future version of myself via the morphogenetic field

[Not_Mafia]

While i applaud Not-Mafia's attempt at creating a wagon in this dead gamestate, i find their confidence in my alignment being scum quite concerning and would like an improved and believable explanation of why this is the case or my vote shall sadly, be ever not in their favour.

VOTE: Not-Mafia

My name has an underscore, not a hyphen tyvm

[Not_Mafia]

I am masons with NM

Can confirm

I am Mason Jester
Pooky is Mason Survivor

[Not_Mafia]

I’m literally confirmed town guys

[Not_Mafia]

Buzzkillington has entered the chat

[Not_Mafia]

I think i speak for everyone when i explain that these tired memes are quite anti-town because their repetitive nature kills enthusiasm for the game and causes valuable time for serious discussion to be lost in favour of a cheap laugh at the expense of a player that has been put under pressure and should be talked with, not ridiculed.

[Not_Mafia]

Please lynch Borrington, his posts exude scum

[Not_Mafia]

We broke the boomer

[Not_Mafia]

We’re lynching Harrington because he’s obvscum, he’s hiding behind a a thick to get away with lazy pushes

[Not_Mafia]

I’m not unjustly pushing him though, he’s scum

[Not_Mafia]

Ico please vote the boomer off the island

[Not_Mafia]

Okay you caught me, I’m bussing him, can you help me before I chanhe my mind?

[Not_Mafia]

The only way to prove me wrong is to lynch Boomerton

[Not_Mafia]

Boomerton is the only viable wagpn

[Not_Mafia]

Boomerton is the only viable wagpn

Convince me that Dashwood is scum, don't play idiotic "Prove me wrong bruh" games with me.

What has Harrington actually done? Most of his posts are in-character waffle, his only content is a cop-out push on me, despite implying earlier that he knows my meta;

But taking your witty traits into account, this may all have been an amusing repartee on your part.

his ISO is all empty calories

[Not_Mafia]

We're 43 minutes from a no lynch, if you don't find him townie at least declare intent

[Not_Mafia]

If Not_Mafia is town then why should i even try? Why should i even try?

"Scum caught for 'wrong' reasons" whinging

[Not_Mafia]

Harrington please vote yourself

[Not_Mafia]

Jake don't waste the elimination please

[Not_Mafia]

You really seem to eager to absolve any responsibility of this lynch

[Not_Mafia]

Hi i'm Harrington.
Damn Not_Mafia, you suck. Gave the perfect cover for scum!Pooky to just hide behind.
I wanted to pressure Ico from the beginning but i got distracted by that dumb ok boomer shit. I want to say well played to Pooky regardless though, that detective stuff was really cute and fun to read.

Hi Norweegaboo

[Not_Mafia]

I wanted to post “ok boomer” after the suicide bomber blew up, I spent the whole game setting up that pun and never got to use it

[Not_Mafia]

Seriously fuck off with the TikToks

[Not_Mafia]

TikToks are for people who failed at getting a legitimate contract for a stage show, and instead seek validation for those who watch them. Who would want to give them the validation they don't deserve?

Like, not only is it legitimately foreign spyware, it also discriminates against unsightly (read: ugly) people, inspires stupid/awful behavior (have you seen the stuff about them role playing Holocaust victims? That shit’s fucked) and is just annoying in general

Okay boomers