Micro 970 - We Found A Fifth [game over]

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lol where's my role pm lol haha lol

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what!! haha what lol no way haha

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VOTE: drdolittle

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did your red role pm effect how much you enjoyed your day?

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ya you bet really lifted the mood

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bad vote

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was still half asleep, i just got out of bed

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Who do y'all want to invite

not_mafia

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that is a MUCH better idea

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toot toot

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i have this weird feeling like sleepykrew is voting me all of a sudden. house of leaves is great

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what sound do busses make over there???

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the hell kind of busses do you have in America

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ones that go toot toot obviously

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VOTE: skrew

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ah hm
VOTE: drdolittle
I'll revote skrew after the next vc.

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we have 3 pages and 5 VCs

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come ON ep

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a vc please.

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do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my life depends on it

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have you looked at the vc in #66?

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a work of art; picasso is jealous

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i changed my mind

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THAT is a bad vote

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i'm town

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am i hesitant? or am i enjoying wagoning drdolittle?

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i've got a quarter of the plist on him fam

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nvm
VOTE: skrew e-1

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join me on him~~~?

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according to my contract to panzer i have to punch you for making that joke

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oh
you weren't meant to call me out on that

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wait wtf
drdolittle you genius

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^ look at me ma I'm playing mafia

You are wonderful.

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wait, are these both of your avatars???

yeah Panzer chose well

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When town wins this game.

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that makes me sad.

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i'm ready to kill skrew.

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VOTE: ddl

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a vote on scum is never a bad vote, dear doctor.

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i wanted to vote scum, the aesthetic was just a lucky side benefit.

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you inhaled a bottle of wine and now you're flooding the thread with posturing.
what's not to scumread?

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you wouldn't =_=

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hmm
probably slightly.

are you trying to kill me early because you know i'll beat you again?

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>:{

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oh yeah
elim me at will

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then why are you pretending to scumread me?

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I like you too but like..I am town in this game

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drdo if you are actually the other townie in this game I am going to be flabbergasted. FLABBERGASTED.

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idk it's quite hard to find records from that long ago

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mmmmmmm

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i'm just gonna
not hammer skrew

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lol.

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VOTE: tw i'm ready to be conftown

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oh

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vig drdolittle because i am TOWN

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i nominate something_smart

hmmm
actually i like all of skrew's noms as well. are we cruel enough to do that to cheetory or schadd though?

nth cheetory, nth schadd, nth implosion

anyway

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I thought about nomming ss but then thought of the fomo I’d have if I rolled town and thought yall both rolled scum

vice versa but it's worth it

i'm gonna be respnisosible and boycott ever posting

i nominate errantparabola

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... WAIT NOOOO

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I'm also gonna vote Lilith. How chaotic.

I'm fine with either.

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Confirm town

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VOTE: eereantaprabola

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ugh
I'm not gonna correct that
I'm chainsawing drdotlitler

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the worst has been modkilled he was totally town ha ha lol ha

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but we're both town in this one, that would be silly

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SC UM SL IP

pedit: you used it well

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oh shit and skrew promised to vote lilith
this is weirdly organic given its like the fourtieth time it's happened

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skrew

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That was meant to be a vote

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skrew

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I'm gonna pocket you so much in Micro 970 just you wait

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SRS VOTE HOW WOULD YOU KNOW I’M TOWN UNLESS YOU’RE SCUM

this is probably like super vaguely anti-charismatic which makes me think you might not be trying to pocket me which makes me think you might be town

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I've decided Lilith is living until endgame just for that dream that was fantastic

EP is scum though

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thank u

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`|_o_

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it's ep/drdo choo choo
which one is the godfather

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yessss see i told you it'd happen!!!!
idk ep feels like faintly performative
she's always hilarious but i feel like she's ramping up the cuteness here in a way that feels like vaguely disingenuous

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an unsuccessful pocket is just a successful pocket that hasn't been acknowledged yet. all shall be as it must.

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you only noticed now??

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VOTE: ep literally not falling for that silliness

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SILLINESS!

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unsurprisingly
I am town
lol

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I'm sorry that I'm like hilariously good at mafia ok!!!!

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i don't pretend to know how scum thinks.

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VOTE: drdolittle........

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skrew why did you hammer

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lucky we're playing mafia, not going to business school
i can see why your best friend is a monkey or something jeez

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what if we miselim skrew again for the lols

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I didn't need to dig far.

EP is using the thread title to manipulate you all into voting me. that has GOT to spew me as town surely.

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drdolittle is voting confirmed town. come on people.

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you hadn't posted and verified that you'd continue voting confirmed town until just then.

team is drdolittle/lilith guys let's wrap it up

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one less vote on scum. you've ruined my ... coronation party? what are we even celebrating

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actually
VOTE: Lilith

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oh yay I love idols!

pedit: oh

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I'm a slow typer, but I am so fortunate to have started posting in the 7 second window between ep's posts!

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You realise I wasn't serious about you being scum right? EP actually felt scummy, I was just yelling that you were also scum for style points.

I get weird tonal pings all the time which I tunnel until they're dead or I change my mind. Like in the open we were just in together, I was voting one or your buddies for ages off 3 rvs-ish posts because they felt phayke. not sorry that I'm amazing and I caught EP this game, not sorry that EP is a scum genius and knew to selfvote there.

You'll also recall I decided to self-vote and let you misvote in the first part of this game going "she selfvoted in a tiny micro ergo her busser was already on the wagon" is phenomenally two dimensional logic when there's only possibly one of three scum votes (assuming you're town) prior to her selfvoting.

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you're coasting and seem way too happy with the lack of direction of the game.

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sorry - voting scum is my jam.

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bussing the goon is like level 1 strat, who actually busses the goon...lol

goon throwing down a self vote to incriminate a townie who has correctly read them is where the actual anti associative play is - EP isn't 2d enough to go for the obvious bus play.

I also happen to be the vote on ep's wagon and know I'm not scum, so I know she wasn't bussed. Skrew doesn't play mafia and doesn't seem to care about the perceived position of privilege he's in via having hammered scum. so I don't really think he's all that scummy either.

Drdolittle could go either way yeesh

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can i ask is more d good or bad

and is baseline reasonable play what d? 3d?

baseline reasonable play is realistically 2d but I wish it was 3d

I'm saying don't underestimate ep, and also saying kill lilith

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I don't really care who gets eliminated this day phase. why should I? we're not in LYLO and I know I'm town and the rest of it is just like whatever for me. I'm fine with the lack of direction in the game, yeah.

do you know who does care about who gets eliminated during this day phase? and who needs there to be direction in the game? and who needs to precipitate pushes in order to set up the f3 they need?

the remaining scum.

exhibit a: a townpost
what a good townie post!!! look at this good townie mindset everyone!!! wow we'd better not eliminate this townie mindset if we want to win!!!

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How on earth are those good faith arguments?

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"scum!me wouldn't do nothing" is a transparently bad faith argument. how am I meant to default to bending my brain into enough of a pretzel to reach that read?

& anyone with a wincon is incentivised to advance the gamestate. I have no idea why only scum would play to their wincon?

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okay. what do you think scum are doing right now?

trying to bury me for trying to advance the game

in the world where ep and partner decided to make the play where the partner was explicitly off the wagon and ep tried to implicate a towny for bus equity, what do you think that partner would be doing?

i'm like, fairly sure i was the only person with a read yesterday. so this one just boils down to "i don't pretend to know what scum think, i just know how to kill them".

in that universe, ep and partner must be confident that the partner would be able to look towny and pull off two miselims. would that partner be complacent and coast, or would they be trying to look like they’re doing something?

ok sure, if they have no idea what they are doing. this is like literally *exactly* the setup to lolbus EP's role in. any scum worth their salt knows not to lolbus the goon because you're going to look like you're pushing the spectacularly obvious scum distancing wincon on day 2.

yes, i had considered your argument before i pushed you. it's not valid. also i was the only person actually pushing ep, skrew just hammered seemingly for style points.

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i mean bringing up bad faith arguments then self-voting to get out of the ensuing conversation is baffling play if you're town but it's not anti-wincon no

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"scum!me wouldn't do nothing" is a transparently bad faith argument. how am I meant to default to bending my brain into enough of a pretzel to reach that read?

& anyone with a wincon is incentivised to advance the gamestate. I have no idea why only scum would play to their wincon?

okay. what do you think scum are doing right now?

trying to bury me for trying to advance the game

in the world where ep and partner decided to make the play where the partner was explicitly off the wagon and ep tried to implicate a towny for bus equity, what do you think that partner would be doing?

i'm like, fairly sure i was the only person with a read yesterday. so this one just boils down to "i don't pretend to know what scum think, i just know how to kill them".

in that universe, ep and partner must be confident that the partner would be able to look towny and pull off two miselims. would that partner be complacent and coast, or would they be trying to look like they’re doing something?

ok sure, if they have no idea what they are doing. this is like literally *exactly* the setup to lolbus EP's role in. any scum worth their salt knows not to lolbus the goon because you're going to look like you're pushing the spectacularly obvious scum distancing wincon on day 2.

yes, i had considered your argument before i pushed you. it's not valid. also i was the only person actually pushing ep, skrew just hammered seemingly for style points.

these are like literally silly policy arguments and I don't feel like you're presenting them in good faith because I think you realise they're literally not alignment tells...?

how are you saying bussing is significant and then being like 'if it's not duck nvm it's doctor who just didn't bus or distance at all'

like you're saying things but it's not meaningful

Idk why I'm still harking on about this either I'm just devastated I think. devastated!!

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incidentally I do think it's more likely drdo than skrew but I don't understand why you think that

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I'm probably just down to vote drdo tomorrow and see what happens I guess, I'll decide tomorrow. I'm surprised you didn't consider that I'm like sincerely trying to work thru why we epic failed on each other this phase but :shrug: more interesting in the postgame imo

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I have no idea how you found my posting here unreasonable D:

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i have never seen a better town performance than myself in act ii of micro 970 and i would like to note for the record that this game is irrefutable evidence that everyone should sheep everything i do for the rest of time.

am i doing it right?

gg, grats scums

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that seems to be for the best.

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excuse me!!!! i was town!!!!

you were *checks script* scum with a town wincon, i am perfect *checks script* and have never had a single incorrect read in my entire light