Micro 1004: Burdened By Secrecy

[Vanya Hargreeves]

i have no idea who this character is, other than played by the legend that is Elliot page.

rvs is rvs, gotta gitcha vote on, right VOTE: five?

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Always wanted a reason to go ham on this tag.

Spoiler: Also, something something Violin.

[Vanya Hargreeves]

UNVOTE: five Some people just like to spoil all the fun.

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Klaus = Isis
Allison = Flea
Five = Oka
Lila = Maruchan
Pooky = Vanya

Lockin' it in

Revised, after consulting Menalque, lendunistus, Jingle, Bingle, and Jangle (we have a whole team working on this):

Isis = Klaus
Oka = Five
Flea = Allison/Vanya
Pooky = Lila/Vanya
Maruchan = Allison/Lila

But daaaaaad you already locked it in!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Someone please tell me the computer interface gimmick is character relevant?

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UmbrellaOS Core V2.21.1
Login: HargreevesV
Password: *************
Invalid Password.
Password: *************

Welcome Vanya.
Vanya@Umbrella > ~ > cd textlol
Vanya@Umbrella > ~/textlol > ./splash.sh --text "WTAF?"

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Vanya@Umbrella > ~/textlol >

[Vanya Hargreeves]

I have siblings? crud.

Klaus you on the special stash? You're mixin names up but the quotes look accurate for the names you posted? come at me if you're comin at me. I will cause the apocalypse if I get bored
yeah I read up a little bit on vanya

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Vanya would you like to vote for Klaus?

Why in the name of the unholy would i do that? wanna give me some reasoning?

[[pssst... wrong thread five >.<]]

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Hey Flea, you know you're the only one on site who uses fae/faer pronouns, right? Might wanna change that

[Vanya Hargreeves]

I blinked and weird stuff happened.

what is this madness!

intent to hammer I guess? why are we declaring intent again?

[Vanya Hargreeves]

oh yeah you unvoted....

hah.

Guess im lost in the apocalypse or in my weird violin music... or both....

... both is good.

[Vanya Hargreeves]

also you know the parabutts can win if they guess is all right, flea? might wanna change up your weird long sentences

anyway what youre saying is scumsayswat. right?

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Means your old and no fun

[Vanya Hargreeves]

i know flea admits to being old on their wiki but thats just mean sayin to them isis!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

eugh.

DAY PHASE:

• PARAGONS
  win absolute by guessing everyones identity
  
• MAFIA
  can win by removal of town but
  PARAGONS
  can guess the scum team to
  STEAL THE VICTORY
  and win with
  TOWN
  in Twilight.
  
• TOWN
  wins by removal of
  SCUM

I gots to remove a butt before the parabutts wipe our butts by guessing which butt is which butt and hope the parabutts guess the scumbutts.
More time means parabutts get more chance to win absolute. gots to hit the balance of the buttcheeks to give town best chance of a win.

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Anyone home?

I got a violin recital in an hour and if im the only one here im dong folk muzik

[Vanya Hargreeves]

hey folks came home! You really do love me!

... did we actually get hammer?

did i miss the apocalypse?!

pedit yup. i did.

[Vanya Hargreeves]

hey! i may be the harbringer of the apocalypse but i didnt do anything!

its not fair!

why do people always think I'm the baddie!

I just want to play violin

[Vanya Hargreeves]

okay good now that we have it confirmed i dont have to gimmick post anymore

Lightweight.

[Vanya Hargreeves]

my identity will NEVER be revealed! NEVEEEERRRR!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

I think the paragons are gonna guess I'm scum and I think we lose cause I don't feel like I was v townie this game

lets face it, they'd be right!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

You were maruchan, no?

yes

Perhaps we weren’t so fooled

tbh I was supremely surprised every alt-guess you guys posted that you were nowhere near guessing I was me.

like my only consistent meta across all games I am in, is that I am the number 1 poster during the game phases where I am alive.


I thought my playstyle was like a giant MARUCHAN sign

you were top poster any time I looked

[Vanya Hargreeves]

I think the paragons are gonna guess I'm scum and I think we lose cause I don't feel like I was v townie this game

lets face it, they'd be right!

hey look at this scum throwin her scum buddy under the bus

hey just because i bring the apocalypse doesnt mean am a bad egg

i hate getting typecat

r00d

[Vanya Hargreeves]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE

HALP

[Vanya Hargreeves]

HEY I AM NOT IT

I DONT KNOW WHAT BUT I KNOW NOT IT

[Vanya Hargreeves]

It's probably good for future reference to remind

I haven't taken this game mega seriously

I have had fun though lol

i think you took the game seriously. i haz suspicisons

[Vanya Hargreeves]

It's probably good for future reference to remind

I haven't taken this game mega seriously

I have had fun though lol

i think you took the game seriously. i haz suspicisons

HAI FLEA

I FIND IT AMUSING YOUR CONTINUAL ATTEMPTS TO CLAIM I WAS FLEA NOW KNOWING YOU WERE FLEA

I ALSO FOUDN IT AMMUSING AT THE TIME THAT TO MY APPEARANCE MY OBFUSCATION WAS WORKING, BUT NOW KNOWING YO UARE FLEA IT WASN'T WORKING YOU WERE JUST OBFUSCATING TOO.

IF YOURE FLEA AND IM FLEA DOES THAT MEAN WERE ALL FLEA? ALSO YOU CHEATED. I USED SMALLCAPS YOU CHANGED SIZE

[Vanya Hargreeves]

you all played us pretty well

REALLY?!?

The EV for us winning via alt guesses was <1% lol, you were all a lot more scared than you should've been

fear is for the weak. i am the apocalypse!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Allison = Isis
Klaus = maruchan
Five = Pooky
Lila = Oka
Vanya = Flea

Lockin' it in, Bangle

you all played us pretty well

you locks mean nothing daaaaad!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

THE SOLVE FROM THE APOCALYPSE IS ALLISON AND ISIS

[Vanya Hargreeves]

i am the apocalypse!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Vanya is lolcatting lol

you old! you know lolcat!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

VANYA HAD DRAGONS AND DUNGEONS TO PLAY

MY FEY WANDERER HAD DARGONS TO PEW PEW!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Vanya are you just claiming scum?

vanya and lila are both obfuscating the twilight to try to screw the paragons up

im just enjoying this actually this is fun!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

VANYA HAD DRAGONS AND DUNGEONS TO PLAY

MY FEY WANDERER HAD DARGONS TO PEW PEW!

realtalk, how do we start a mafiascum D&D game.

I'm 100% down to DM.

I want this to happen.

someone did AD&D PBP a loooong time ago

i'm in too many games though now


i do 4 games on a weekend

[Vanya Hargreeves]

if i wasn't hitting zombies with my +14 to hit i would've hammered everyone anyway

i cannot not be scumread

[Vanya Hargreeves]

You guys are so brutal I just reread my role pm lol

you didnt know you were fleas scumbuddy?

[Vanya Hargreeves]

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[Vanya Hargreeves]

[Vanya Hargreeves]

me neither. the apocalypse must spread its destruction!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

the typecasting is real.

i just want to play dungons and dargons and my violin

[Vanya Hargreeves]

superpowers suck!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

If you’re raised to believe if nothing about you is special, if the benchmark is extraordinary, what do you do if you’re not?

[Vanya Hargreeves]

shush babysitter!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

[quote="In post 391, Allison Hargreeves"][/quote]
I exist only in the shadowrealms! you know this!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Flea you're not town right

I'd feel so sad if you didn't help me as town

flea is never town, anyone who knows fae knows faer never town!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

i gots to get serious at some point i guess.

i was thinking alisonfive but since hammer im still thinking five but have no clue who the buddy is

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Only weird thing is that Flea should in theory be posting a lot more to this game, since Flea always posts as either alignment. Which makes me lean Vanya towards being Flea over Oka.

I was the second highest poster at that time! your tell sucks

it's lila and vanya. I scumread vanya+five through most of the first few days, and only five's refusal to hammer me cleared him in my mind. that doesn't make sense from scum!five.

meanwhile lila's vote switch during this craziness was very opportunistic, and lila+vanya makes a pretty convincing scumteam

These feel like good reasons

Vanya and Lila also both disappeared shortly after Allison was hammered

I was genuinely playing DnD lol

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Can you put this in queue for a rerun since it was short, when we finish

I cannot at the moment, no, because I'm already in the queue to run a different game. I intend to rerun this setup in the near future (and in fact have multiple paragon pre-ins already) and am also willing to backup mod/provide alts for anyone who would like to run it themselves.

Can I prein to play again and maybe pinch you for backup modding if I ever do this

[Vanya Hargreeves]

I cannot believe that you fuckers hammered on like page 5 and have now done like 10(!!) pages of content since then

bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahah so annoying that the apocalypse comes

AFTER

the hammer

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Pooky has focused on finding town way too much for the setup.

That's why I'm townier than him

Fact: I am the towniest townie that ever towned

Also fact: I can't town. even as town I can't town.

so instead i bring the apocalypse!

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Have I won yet?

[Vanya Hargreeves]

The Paragons now have (expired on 2021-04-11 16:42:50) to submit a guess for the identities of the

scumteam

!

guess not

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Also, my first scumwin!