Micro 228: Con Mafia (Game Over)

[Apocalypse]

VOTE: Apocalypse
Now the other heads can't do it.

~0

[Apocalypse]

Fuck you, I do what I want.
VOTE: Apocalypse

~Heiss

[Apocalypse]

Was that an OMGUS, a self-vote, a vote for a self-voter, or a vote because you were mad that another head voted us before you could?

~Progenitus

[Apocalypse]

This is only for RVS.
And it's stopping now.
~0

<3

[Apocalypse]

Marquis are you scum

[Apocalypse]

To go with the theme of the game
and to amplify the degree of annoyance this hydra will cause
i will initiate rqs
if this gets us shot sorry guys

1. are you scum?
2. does your role pm say that you are scum?
3. are you not town?
4. is your role not town-aligned?
5. do you get to kill us at night?
6. does your QT say "mafia" in it?
7. why shouldnt we be voting you?

[Apocalypse]

Forgot
~Viera

[Apocalypse]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Twin Flames
broomhead is the scumbuddy.

Why not answer the questions?

~Viera

[Apocalypse]

I'd actually rather vote Broom

VOTE: Broom

He posted right after we made the questions without answering

Teehee

~ CHESSKID

[Apocalypse]

Oh by the way the questions are very important and will help us scumhunting so everyone pls answer them in your next post without any questioning or you're scumclaiming kthx
-101

[Apocalypse]

If theyre stupid, you wont have a problem with it.

[Apocalypse]

There you go and I am not sure how that is supposed to help considering I doubt scumz would actually say they were scum?

--Rach

You never know, they might do it pretending they're joking.

[Apocalypse]

because lolrxns.

~Viera

P.S. Bert/Syry

Why not me? I know you want me.

[Apocalypse]

Someone will represent us!

[Apocalypse]

Saulres is threatening us to vote bert.
VOTE: bertkerberos
Answer our questions. (That's the reason Saulres told us to give)

[Apocalypse]

Actually we don't know it's saulres, we just think it is. But it is.

[Apocalypse]

Apparently it wasn't Saulres, he was being framed.

[Apocalypse]

The fabulous head is here
~Serendipitous

[Apocalypse]

Hi Mara!

[Apocalypse]

I will confirm Chess isn't in this hydra, Monkey.

~Heiss

[Apocalypse]

^ Lies.

[Apocalypse]

I love Bert

~ NM

[Apocalypse]

It would behoove you to take a moment and think about the implications of the repercussions of policy lynching what I assure you will be the talk-of-the-town slot. Hydra dissonance and hyperactivity aside, one could argue we've pulled town away from random accusations so we can all get down to the nitty-gritty of establishing actual town and actual scum.

So there's that.

~ acculy iz Dolan k

[Apocalypse]

You put us at L-1 because you are annoyed?

Wow. Simply terrible.

[Apocalypse]

VOTE: Marquis

~ Vierra

[Apocalypse]

Yet you have shown no reason as to why. Im calling bullshit. Opportunistic too.

[Apocalypse]

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK BOTH OF YOU. PIECES OF SHIT. WHO THE FUCKING FUCK HAMMERS SOMEONE ON PAGE FUCKING 3.

IM LEGITIMATELY PISSED. I WAS FUCKING EXCITED TO PLAY THIS GAME AND A LITTLE ANNOYANCE MADE YOU HAMMER AT PAGE FUCKING 3? FUCK BOTH OF YOU. SERIOUSLY. I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS RIGHT NOW.

[Apocalypse]

Look at who just got happy for a Town PR getting hammered.

[Apocalypse]

this...

troubles me....

...

Geez, the concept of hammering at Page 3 DIDNT bother you?

Wow. Really fucking smart

[Apocalypse]

that kind of talk bores me

can we talk about how Marquis is a dirty rotten scumbag?

Can we talk about how you just hammered on page 3? it looks more interesting.

[Apocalypse]

I must apologize on behalf of my less-than-hospitable brethren. I assure you my alliance is of that of the town, though I must say that in my most humble of opinions that both Marquis and Antihero -- given the level of idiocracy within my own slot -- are both town. I shan't be asked to make excuses for such irreparable play; however, I must only assure those on the wagon that this is not the wagon best suited for today.

UNVOTE: Marquis
VOTE: Broomhead

~ acculy iz Dolan k

[Apocalypse]

Scum stumps do exist, Drunken, but I do ponder their intent as well since scum double voters are much more likely.

To answer the question re: Marquis-town, however, it is mostly gut riding on the fact that they've tunneled in a fashion that appears to me as quite town since their only reason for voting was aggravation and, in all honesty, I'd have been just as flustered with the way my fellow heads have played as of yet. We are in counsel in the moment and will come back with more selective and thorough posts (in any hopes, at least) that aren't so spasmatic but I cannot make any promises. One can only do so much.

Twin Flames' inquiry seems off to me. Appears more like fluff for the sake of appearing to participate then actually being helpful. Why else would Anti not have a vote?

~ acculy iz Dolan k

[Apocalypse]

Still in discussions with my counsel, though I must say that I cannot ascertain too many alignments as of this moment. It's quite the unique setup and, to be quite fair, only five pages have come forth and my ability to scum hunt has hardly been brought out of infancy at this state in the game. We should be ready to come forth with something of acceptable posting within the next day or so.

~ acculy iz Dolan k

[Apocalypse]

Im sorry, but what reasonable person celebrates a hammer on Page 3?

"i thought it was a fake hammer at first" - really? How exactly? So you *knew* he was a tree stump?
Then you thought it wasnt a quickhammer? How so? Was the thread locked at one point.

~ CHESSKID

[Apocalypse]

Just popping in here to say that the three primary heads of this hydra are in agreement about Broomhead at the moment.

~Heiss

[Apocalypse]

disintegrate this broomhead wagon

Sure

Unvote

Vote: Twinflames

[Apocalypse]

I saw you scumslip in site chat tho Rach

~Sakura Hana

[Apocalypse]

You can add GIF to the OP too.
-Cirno

[Apocalypse]

Thinking it over.

Unvote
Vote: Stubbs

Because I talked with Nacho, and he's most probably right.

~Cherry

[Apocalypse]

So, I'm Saki.
Big surprise.

~Viera

[Apocalypse]

Why is everyone outing their identities?

Weird.

Its odd for Rach to town read us after not having any meta. I know she is very meta based. So why this handwave?

~ CHESSKID

[Apocalypse]

VOTE: DM

[Apocalypse]

VOTE: Marquis
I thought we'd agreed on this...

[Apocalypse]

UNVOTE:
Forgot about the voting tests. People with altered voting mechanics check if you still have 2 votes/no votes.

[Apocalypse]

Im sorry but your fucking derp bullshit hammer fucked the town.

[Apocalypse]

It was interesting that Nacho was the first one to bring up that you may be a scum that gets a vote when the global town enabler gets lynched, it may very well be scum protecting scum with his stance on Marquis, I'm gonna talk with my other heads but im pretty sure that we may end up voting Marquis now.

~Cherry

[Apocalypse]

VOTE: Marquis
Now that the voting tests are over we have no more reason to delay.

~N

[Apocalypse]

He aleady claimed VT on site chat btw (after taking like half an hour to find his role PM) logs are in MD.

~Cherry

[Apocalypse]

^

Pro Busing on your "town read" nacho

~Cherry

[Apocalypse]

We're buring DM tomrrow.

[Apocalypse]

Hey Syry! I thought i'd never see you post

~Cherry

[Apocalypse]

I love how you didnt bold me trying to get a bet with Wisdom

~Cherry

[Apocalypse]

Note the not-bolded part: Marquis says he was a serial killer.

[Apocalypse]

This head is happy you got lynched. No more derp shit hammers.