Micro 329: Antihero UPick [GAME OVER]

[Varsoon]

Hey.
I'm town.
I'm not doing RVS.

[Varsoon]

No you're not.
I was thinking of entertaining fake masons gambit, then realized it'd get us no where.

P-EDIT:
What's a gunsmith negative?

[Varsoon]

Oh, I see.
Were's the fun in having the win in the bag?

[Varsoon]

@Guilty: How did you have results for an action on D1, though?

[Varsoon]

Reheheheally?

[Varsoon]

Why no posting?

[Varsoon]

I'm skeptical of everyone.
We need more than 5 pages.

[Varsoon]

No, I have about six opinions.

[Varsoon]

VOTE: Aronis
Enabler here.

[Varsoon]

Sighs for days.
Guilty, you're scum, aren't you?

[Varsoon]

OK. I know how many night actions were used last night. Mine, the NK possibly LC's if he's actually claiming a cop guilty. Before the hammer, I want everyone to claim did /did not act. Let's see if the numbers add up.

I'm a bodyguard. I used my ability on Guilty Gunsmith on N1 and I forgot to use it on N2.
:l
I'm not scum. Why does this make Kabooom scum, though?

[Varsoon]

Lynch me and town loses, whatever.
I could see Beli pulling this as a scum gambit, /all the shrugs.

One-shot bodyguard would be the shittiest power. I have one chance to maybe die in someone else's place? Lame.
And yeah, I thought I submitted last night, but when I was looking at my sent PMs, I apparently did not.
So chyeah, do with that what you will.

[Varsoon]

I'm down for the Cat plan.

[Varsoon]

LC's plan is best, IMO.

[Varsoon]

VOTE: Aronis
Enabler here.

WHOA... I think I just figured out what Varsoon is saying.
.

Why is Varsoon town? He idiot-hammered and claimed something unprovable that'll draw a protective.

Surprised that no one brought this up today.
By 'enabler', I meant that I was enabling the hammer.
Which was weird, because I ended up being the hammerer, and didn't realize it.
Since Majiffy and Lying Cat were the only ones who thought I was claiming enabler, I don't know how to feel.

[Varsoon]

My role is Bodygaurd.
At night I may target a player to protect. All kill attempts on my target will be redirected to me.

[Varsoon]

When I voted, I thought that I was putting the wagon at L-1
Therefore, enabling the hammer.
Does that make sense?

[Varsoon]

Yeah, haha, that would be crazy if there was some robot called Varsoon just playing mafia, haha, sure am glad that's not true.

[Varsoon]

It's not really being cryptic.
I enabled the hammer
I was all "I'm an enabler"
C'mon.

[Varsoon]

No, it's a terrible start.
Why are people acting like you're conf-town?
VOTE: Guilty Gunsmith

[Varsoon]

Aren't there untrackable kills? Or roleblocks? or about athousand other things that could make those claims not work out.
UNVOTE:

Regardless, I'm not scum and you shouldn't be pushing me.

[Varsoon]

you shouldn't be pushing me.

Why not?

Because I'm town and lynching me doesn't net us much info at all.

[Varsoon]

Oh, because my play is clearly reflective of Varsoon solo-scum strategy.
If you can seriously look at my votes, claims, and input and say that's scum, then you've got to justify why you haven't lynched pretty much everyone else.

[Varsoon]

Yawn, lynch me then, lose the game, it's on you now.

VOTE: Varsoon

[Varsoon]

Well, you're not scum, or at least, I can't push you as scum because people will believe any claim without much more than a second guess.
I want to trust LC, although the methodological tracker-confirming-town and auto-win strategies both cry scum to me. I don't have a good case beyond paranoia, though, and because of LC's positioning, people would pile on me in a 1v1.
I don't trust Beli, but due to Beli's claim and positioning, once again, I'd be voted out in a 1v1 scenario.
This only leaves Kaboom, who I could push, but then that'd be seen as opportunistic, and besides, that's where everyone is trying to direct me today, so I'm hesitant to do that.

So yeah, I will self vote, because maybe town will perform better in LYLO if I'm not around to muck it up.

[Varsoon]

I expected a bit more furor in this game, but it didn't light me up like usual.
I'm exhausted thanks to the end-of-the-semester work, so I don't really have that much energy to contribute here.
You're right, I messed up and missed a night protect that I should have made.
Lynch me, because that's what I deserve for being such a tired out moron who can't keep up with his games.
I suck, and I deserve today's lynch.
Come on.

[Varsoon]

My character is so damn cool, too.
I'm not, though. :/

[Varsoon]

But, ah, don't trust me or believe in me or ask me what my thoughts are until you're busy casting me down.
After all, you're the genius who caught Varsoon-scum! Congratulations! You did it! You won Micro 329!

[Varsoon]

Don't you realize that as town, you've got to take actions that will also keep you from getting lynched?

Your evidence is just as applicable against town as it is scum.

[Varsoon]

Like, for serious, of course I'll respond when someone speaks to me, be it accusatory or not.

I'd rather be lynched than deal with your self-righteous attitude.

[Varsoon]

Ugh, I'm not going to suicide, though
UNVOTE:

I'm going to work on finding scum,
You probably should, too.

[Varsoon]

Oh, cool, haha, fuckin' done then.

It doesn't take an attack, you could just, y'know, ask me questions. Or stimulate any sort of conversation that directly involves me. I'm not being very aggressive this game, but that doesn't mean that I won't communicate with people when they want to.

You're making your points as if they're definitively outlining me as scum and you as correct/not-budging on a catch. The reality is that your points are equally applicable and your bias is driving you from making the distinction of scum play and shitty town play.

Since I was on everyone's chopping blocks, avoiding a lynch was just as important as finding scum.

[Varsoon]

hey, don't give me that look. i've been

busy

, i mean absentminded...

shit

It's okay dude, so have I.
Sorry for being such a shit.
At least play Violence in the Flame once I'm gone.

[Varsoon]

Cabd, wiggling his fingers deep to make sure my role kicks me in the dick.