Micro 525 - Shenanigans - Lyncher Victory (?!)

[pirate mollie]

hi guys

wats going on

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also I am pgo!

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Lemme rephrase then and redirect the question. Can anyone think of a situation where a town player would claim PGO? If you dont wanna share for any reason that's fine, just trying to work it out

cos this is role madness with scum and indie plus 2 town speshuls and I do not want the town speshuls to derp and target me cos wldn't it be kewl if we won this game as town.

in a minis or large? no. I wld have tried to bait the nk.

in a game this size? yes. cos that is the responsible thing to do.

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VOTE: pie

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also gray is conflyncher!

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also dray person is confnotjester

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I am the banana.

I am full role claiming right now.

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this is basically a troll setup anyways

nah

it is meant to be fun.

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hey guys we can have a poetry contest and lynch the person who wrote the worst poetry!

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okay so far soren is up for worst poetry

there was a man from japan
who liked to bury his head in the sand
when he came up for air
pple wld stare
and say "wow mebbe we shld give him a hand"

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VOTE: soren

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who is scum bins?

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I have no idea what's going on this game xD

its okay!

I am a lyncher on parama but i think soren might actually be scum!

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I am paranoid of bins not being paranoid

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whoa

that escalated quickly

I have commune duties all day/night so do you think you guys can manage to not kill each other until I get back cos I wanna watch and egg it on.

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not particularly

soren has committed the heinous mafia crime of trying too hard

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trying too hard is not a scumtell

sometimes it is!

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uh, no I didn't

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PARAMA IS CONFJESTER

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see, here, look:
you: "this is a scumtell"
me: "no it's not"
you: "well it is sometimes"
me: "so sometimes it's not a scumtell. and sometimes it's not a scumtell. so it's not actually a scumtell. it's a nulltell."
you: "wtf parama is jester"

^the exchange that basically just happened

there is no black and white manual for scumtells

they tend to be situational, like most things when it comes to analyzing human behaviour.

I feel sort of embarrassed that I have to explain this to you.

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also

HAPPY SCUMDAY TO ME

HAPPY SCUMDAY TO ME

HAPPY SCUMDAY DEAR MEEEEEEEE

HAPPY SCUMDAY TO ME

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alright, let's step back for a minute and go with this:
if soren's trying too hard is scum in this game, why? you can't just say "X is a scumtell" and expect that to be enough. it's situational. why, in this game, does it make soren scum?

I didn't say "x is a scumtell".

I said he was guilty of the heinous mafia crime of "trying too hard".

it is standing out right now cos he is the only 1 trying to be all "mafia is srs bizness" in a shenanigans set-up. it is a small thing but it is what i have to go with right now. it is a helluva better than your push on gray!

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trying too hard is not a scumtell

omg you're literally arguing semantics

just because you didn't use the exact words doesn't mean you didn't say essentially the same thing

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1 is wrapped up as a hyperbolic tasty treat meant to elicit a response on what situationally cld be a scumtell so hence, follow-up, while the other is a presented truism which IMO given how I define "scumtells" I find to be inherently false.

just like all black and white "scumtells".

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flawed is probably a more accurate statement than "false"

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Why don't you just say confrontation is a scum tell?? Amiright mollie

it seems kind of wrong to shoehorn him into an indefensible position while he is taking arbitrary stances tho!

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neither of you are making the slightest bit of sense anymore, so

parama I know how much you wanna get lynched but it is probs not happening this game!

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UNVOTE:

well

that was informative

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is it

2 or 3 more days until prod dodge again

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PARAMA!

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what are bins and dryant doing

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god parama HAS to be jester, nobody can be this terribad at mafia.

in a set up with only 3 town it wld be the height of idiocy to NOT cc.

but there is none COS I AM THE FREAKING PGO

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yes, so you're not jester, so you're scum

problem
solved

i dunno why mollie thinks i'm playing bad because i'm not?

you are if you have no figured out that I am like conftown and you are town you are

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MEBBE YOU ARE SCUM TRYING TO WIFOM US

CAN THE REAL JESTER PLZ STEP FORTH

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i'm trying to wifom intentionally because if you -are- PGO and the mafia thinks you're PGO then you're functionally useless

except I have my vote?

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VOTE: draynth

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mollie... thoughts on gray?

I don't really know him so he is hard for me to get a read on. not jester I don't think.

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To be honest that's possibly for the best. I've overextended myself in terms of how many games I'm in and it's not fair for those in the games. I'm also modding a game right now and I really don't want that to suffer because I was overconfident with how many games I could play. Many apologies for wasting everyone's time, all I ask is that you give my replacement a fair chance to get themselves into the game.

@Mod, Sorry, but replace me please.

Again sorry, thanks for modding too.

^ this is who we are lynching.

the game has been on for a week and the game has only generated 10 pages...it is not like it is a hard read. he has been active elsewhere so i am gonna take a stab that he didn't like his role.

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What if Parama is coaching dray?

its a good thing there is only 1 mafia!

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or, consider this:
i am trying to get an active player into an inactive slot so the slot can produce more content and players of the game will be better able to read that slot

Maybe, but I still think you're coaching... fuck it that jokes going no where.

Yes I understand what you are doing, but this game is so boring right now I'm just trying to get some convo.

not gonna lie it is pretty boring. I blame bins and parama.

I think draynth didn't know how to handle his role. I think that is why was inactive.

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we aren't supposed to talk about ongoing games.

and idc if it irks you or not!

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so srs

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*sigh*

if only the jester wld claim

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my goodness

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mollie whats your read on bins?

mollie pls

unsure

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well now i don't wanna lynch gray

I was genuinely considering it before

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and honestly my gut leans town on bins for some irrational reason I don't know why I am pretty sure it is wrong

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that reverse pschoallergy doesn't work on me young man

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LYNCHER SPOTTED

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parama is cracking me up

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NOW I HAVE DECIDED THAT HE MUST BE MAFIA COS HE IS DELIBERATELY ON PURPOSE TRYING TO MAKE HIMSELF MORE LIKEABLE

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you cld do a hitler stach

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I think if we lynch draynth slot we might actually hit scum

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ur face is dumb

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true. "ur face is dumb" doesn't make my argument valid but given its a 6 player game and half the players are anti-town the odds are certainly in my favour!

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now that we have that settled.

I think we shld lynch drayslot.

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he is your lynch candidate I can't lynch him.

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lyncher can actually be on mafia, for what it's worth, and I assume in that case both town and lyncher win because both wincons are fulfilled

show me a game where a lyncher was on mafia and they were not a usurper

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true. "ur face is dumb" doesn't make my argument valid but given its a 6 player game and half the players are anti-town the odds are certainly in my favour!

so basically you dont care who we lynch because whoever we lynch is "in your favour!" Okay.

no. I want to lynch draynth slot. that is why i am voting them and I have given my reasons for their lynch. which is what parama was questioning me on. and I was answering. and somehow you have turned this into something that never was.

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i don't know how you can honestly prefer the Dray slot over
gray or soren or me even

when your reads for gray and others (inc me) have been "idk" or "unsure"
& AT MOST thats the exact same as what you have on Dray

oh work me into a scumread bins so you can justify voting me!

I have given my reason for scumreading dray. you seem to have forgotten them or never read them in the first place. to me, they are more solid than the nebulous read I have on you and the uncertainty of gray. if you have a problem with that then I don't know what to tell you except mebbe we have different approaches to the game.

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not really

and you saying it is doesn't make it so either. I mean if you wanna make a meta argument that he doesn't like playing town go for it.

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gray lets lynch dray.

he was posting elsewhere on site ever since the game started and it was way more than what parama said it was.

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why is my vote not on dray

VOTE: draynth

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HEY GUYZ LOOKIT DA SCUM WAVING TO DA LYNCHER OOPS WE ARE SUPPOSED TO PRETEND NOT TO NOTICE I GUESS

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EVERY1 STAHP TELLING PARAMA HOW HE SHLD BE PLAYING LYNCHER IT IS MAKING HIM CRANKY

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okay you have convinced me that you are the most dangerous person in the game.

VOTE: parama

eta: ohhhhhhh xposts

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gray I thought I had this game figured out y u gotta ruin it

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good cos I wasn't going to!

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I'm going to have to look again during my lunch, but I do think that if either Mollie or Gray were scum, Gray would be more likely to flip it.

However, I still have a lot of doubts with my entire list just because Bins keeps looking town as well.

I think I saw on the signup stage that anyone can be the Lyncher's target, not just town. Can anyone confirm this?

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i am claimed jester mafia lyncher on gray already, fwiw

its true, he is.

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I blame parama.

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PARAMA WAS THE JESTER I KNEW IT

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good job making yourself so likable that I never wanted to push you!

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I blame parama.

Yep!

Thanks, Parama!


And awww yes, I knew Soren was scum.

congrats bins!

I didn't want to lynch you either! can you help me tell parama that trying too hard is too a scumtell plz ty.

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parama you were a lot of fun! I thought every1 was but you stayed around.

ty for the game pie!

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gray don't be mean.

I can think of far more crimes against mafia that he cld have committed than being likable.

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oh yeah! i was trying to hint that i was pgo pretty much all game but i guess i was too subtle

no need to be a jerk.