Micro 585: Masochist Mafia [GAME OVER]

[Davsto]

Actually we get two lynches per day and two votes each so we could win D1.

[Davsto]

In micros there are almost always 2 scum so it's kinda become an assumption for me

VOTE: LingerieDoggy

imo the only people of whom the idea of more than 2 scum in a micro crosses the mind of are those that have extra knowledge, as most town players wouldn't even stop to think about it.

[Davsto]

I assume that the masochist part is the fuckoff-long deadlines with plurality lynches, likely made as a joke response to that plurality lynching thread a little back.

[Davsto]

I assume that the masochist part is the fuckoff-long deadlines with plurality lynches, likely made as a joke response to that plurality lynching thread a little back.

This game has majority lynches. They can only occur at deadline, but they still require majority.

...

;-;

[Davsto]

They're quite pulling.

[Davsto]

@Firebringer - will you be punshing anyone for spamming in this thread?

[Davsto]

@Mod, request deadline extension of 24 hours to account for the leap year

[Davsto]

I honestly think there's a good chance I'll die first

[Davsto]

no i meant irl die

[Davsto]

LingerieDoggy (2): Hiplop, Davsto, Deathrowkitty

nice maths

[Davsto]

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Oh yeah because Raskolnikov is real easy to spell

[Davsto]

Whats up?

the sky

[Davsto]

egdorp

[Davsto]

I'd give it a perfect 5/7

[Davsto]

Policy lynch anyone?

[Davsto]

hippy a game just finished where I wanted to keep my avatar for mechanic related reasons

I wanted to change it asap

[Davsto]

That's also the game where I got this avatar, I wanted this to be my next avatar but couldn't while it was ongoing

[Davsto]

Miltank is not Colin Mochrie

Ergo, it cannot be my avatar

[Davsto]

you can add a blond hair to the Miltank

> adding hair
> Colin Mochrie

[Davsto]

scumclaim

VOTE: hiplop

You're just bitter after losing Paint Mafia

[Davsto]

VOTE: KainTepes

WE ARE KAINTEPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Davsto]

Chitty chitty brang brang

[Davsto]

Spoiler:

[Davsto]

Back-Up Mod: Their are no back ups for this game. Edit: Now callforjudgement is a backup

[Davsto]

also wgeurts the fuck are you doing here >:c

[Davsto]

Oh i missed you were a hydra

sorry dude

[Davsto]

i agree we should have a rule against wgeurts

[Davsto]

fite me squiddy >:c

[Davsto]

don't you mean uncallamaried for

[Davsto]

look i'll give you some English money to make up for it

a couple of squid

[Davsto]

you're a real sucker

[Davsto]

short time

lol

[Davsto]

no it just means you're a wiki nerd

[Davsto]

i was town in that game where's my title >:c

[Davsto]

i was town in that game where's my title >:c

idk u sucked

It's not my fault my tonsils got inflamed and I had to leave after two or three posts :c

[Davsto]

HER NAME WAS LOLA

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca cola
C-O-L-A cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
Under electric candlelight,
She picked me up and sat me on her knee,
And said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes,
Well I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola lo lo lo lo Lola lo lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo lo Lola.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
Except for Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola.

Well I left home just a week before,
And I've never ever kissed a woman before,
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
And said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
And so is Lola.
Lo lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola.

[Davsto]

I'll be honest I'm starting to regret this game because it's taking up one of my 3 micro game spaces for at least a year.

[Davsto]

But I'm missing backwards mafia for you

[Davsto]

3

[Davsto]

LameRowKitty²

Hehe

Not voting: ZZZX¹²

wow that's a lot of votes.

[Davsto]

Thief

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3

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10

[Davsto]

I was planning to pagetop with a votecount just to screw up the counting (we haven't had one for a couple of weeks), but you lot posted too many posts in a row for me to pull that off.

Do you feel bad now hiplop? >:c

[Davsto]

3

5

8

Something tells me you failed maths.

[Davsto]

:/

[Davsto]

YOU ARE SPEAKING TO ME LIKE IM NOT A HUMAN

Seriously though

Bye

[Davsto]

GUESS WHO'S BACK

[Davsto]

BACK AGAIN

[Davsto]

DAVSTO'S BACK

[Davsto]

TELL A FRIEND

[Davsto]

GUESS WHO'S BACK
GUESS WHO'S BACK
GUESS WHO'S BACK
GUESS WHO'S BACK
GUESS WHO'S BACK
GUESS WHO'S BACK

[Davsto]

DAVSTO'S BACK

[Davsto]

UNVOTE:
UNVOTE:

I think, reading his posts, heuristically_alone was scum, so I don't trust his votes. I'll do some tonight probably.

[Davsto]

noobs

Aren't we all

[Davsto]

and they don't stop coming

[Davsto]

WITH THE FUR

[Davsto]

and they don't stop coming

[Davsto]

and they don't stop coming

[Davsto]

and they don't stop coming

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[Davsto]

Not_Mafia have I ever told you that you're my second favourite shitposter

buddying

VOTE: postie
VOTE: postie

[Davsto]

That means you guys now have both of the players who have a track record of consistently calling my alignment with a high degree of accuracy

I mean she said it herself

[Davsto]

I was only planning to do votecounts when Firebringer was late with one (scaled to the deadlines, we'd expect a votecount about once every four weeks), but I was worried I might lose count, so have a bonus votecount.

Also, "Pagebottom." is an incredibly logical way to do a pagegrab and I don't know why it isn't more widely used.

Vote Count 1.018

Mcmenno (4): hiplop¹, Aeronaut¹, Not_Mafia¹, DeathRowKitty¹
Postie (4): Mcmenno², Postie¹, Not_Mafia², Davsto¹
Not_Mafia (2): DeathRowKitty², Mcmenno¹

Not using both votes: hiplop², Aeronaut², Postie², Davsto²

Time Until Deadline (expired on 2017-02-19 20:00:00)

I voted Postie twice, yo

[Davsto]

you need to look into the shit

absorb the shit

become one with the shit

only then will you understand the shit

[Davsto]

Playerlist: [9 Players]

1.

Raskolnikov

Mcmenno
2. ZZZX
3.

Davsto

heuristically_alone

Davsto
4.

kirroha

Postie
5. LingerieDoggy [Hydra of UpTooLate and Wgeurts]
6.

KainTepes

Not Mafia
7. Aeronaut
8. DeathRowKitty
9. hiplop

[Davsto]

That was the joke, that the opening post list was comically unclear

I mean, I'm my own replacement

[Davsto]

MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Davsto]

lalaladucks just letting you know that a recent PsBattle on reddit involved the image from your avatar.

[Davsto]

Including such gems as

and

[Davsto]

inb4 postie gets modkilled for suggesting that

Mmm, delicious irony

[Davsto]

Not_Mafia are you a Davsto alt

Davsto is a Not_Mafia alt

That can't be true, everyone knows I'm Stodav's alt.

[Davsto]

and std is a disease and if someone asked you if you want a disease you would say Na

What have diseases got to do with sodium

[Davsto]

can the deadline be shortened by 1 hour to counteract the effect daylight savings had on me thanks

[Davsto]

hey guys let me do my best panzerjager impression

[Davsto]

wow these vengeful roles suck firebringer and postie are scum

[Davsto]

(clarification: those two players were literally picked at random by random.org i don't actually know who scum is don't modkill me please)

[Davsto]

VOTE: Not_Mafia

Shameless advertising deserves shaming

[Davsto]

i know exactly what to enter

once fb tells us how

[Davsto]

What's a song contest and how does it work?

Enter song to fire

Fire posts all songs anonymously of who sent them in

We rate songs

Most points wins

[Davsto]

reported

[Davsto]

A little bit.

[Davsto]

guys it's getting v. close to deadline we need to start deciding on a lynch this is very important and we can't just sit around and let a nolynch occur

[Davsto]

also this I'm very proud of my entry

Song contest pls

[Davsto]

2 months to deadline is close? Or was that the joke?

A general rule is that the weaker the spelling and grammar of a post or sentence is, the less seriously it is intended to be taken.

[Davsto]

with davsto if you can't decide if he's joking or not, always err on the side of joke

excuse meee did u just call me a joke????

[Davsto]

(See above)

[Davsto]

hey everyone if we start playing seriously now it'll basically be a regular game day until deadline lol

[Davsto]

Game? This isn't a game. This is a battle of wits, a war in fact!

[Davsto]

This game runs at a very very slow pace

i disagree this first day has just flown past

[Davsto]

gg