Micro 393: 2012 Primary Mafia (Game Over)

[goodmorning]

Welcome to Micro 393: 2012 Primary Mafia

And what better for starting flavor than an exchange that doesn't feature any of our candidates but is nonetheless noteworthy in that

Bill O'Reilly

, of all people, is the sane man?

"You will find liberals always rooting for savages against civilization." –Ann Coulter
"They didn't root for the Nazis against civilization." –Bill O'Reilly
"Oh yes they did. ... It was only when Hitler invaded their precious Soviet Union that at the last minute they came in and suddenly started saying oh no, now you have to fight Hitler." –Ann Coulter, "The O'Reilly Factor," May 7, 2010

Playerlist:

SleepyKrew

ArcAngel9

Aronis

AxleGreaser

TierShift

theaceofspades

Whooch

(Who + Cho hydra)

Flubbernugget

phokdapolees

Spoiler: Saying the Darnedest Things (1/9)

SleepyKrew, Rick Santorum,

Mafia Vanillaizer

, survived.

Spoiler: Bowed Out of the Race (8/9)

Aronis, Michele Bachmann,

Mafia Compulsive Flavor Watcher

, lynched D1.
AxleGreaser, Buddy Roemer,

Vanilla Town

, killed N1.
phokdapolees, Herman Cain,

Town Doctor

, lynched D2.
Whooch, Jon Huntsman,

Town Neighborizer

, killed N2.
ArcAngel9, Ron Paul,

Town Cop

, lynched D3.
TierShift, Rick Perry,

Town JoaT

, killed N3.
theaceofspades, Newt Gingrich,

Town Astronaut

, lynched D4.
Flubbernugget, Mitt Romney,

Town Ice Cream Vendor

, endgamed.

Spoiler: Forsaken by the Party

Hopefully none.

Rules:

General (I):

1. All sitewide rules/guidelines apply.
2. I'm using this colour (and for a reason this time??), try not to use it or I'll assume you're

impersonating me

an independent who's infiltrated the GOP.
3. Communication about this game is not allowed outside of this thread, excepting in Mod-approved locations.
4. Don't quote things about this game that come from outside of the thread. You may paraphrase. Use good judgement.
5. Breadcrumbing and other forms of in-thread communication are fine. Don't do anything weird and encrypted though.

Activity:

6. Prods will be issued after 72 hours, or 48 on request (requested prods for a time period less than 72 hours will not be counted as "official" prods). If you don't post for 24 hours after an official prod or 48 after an unofficial, you will be replaced.
7. Players who garner three "official" prods on a given Day will be replaced.
8. Players on V/LA will not be prodded until 48 hours after their V/LA ends.
9. Days will be of length (# of players +1), but will be no less than 7 days. Nights will be two days in duration. Daystart PMs will be provided.

Votes, Lynches, and other Actions:

10. Votes must be bolded/votetagged.
11. Lynches require what is sometimes referred to as a simple majority. No lynch will occur if this is not reached by deadline. You may also vote for no lynch.
12. Once a lynch has been reached, all living players and the lynched player may continue talking until the flip is posted.
13. If actions are not submitted by deadline they are forfeit.

General (II):

14. Flavour is not relevant but hopefully mildly entertaining.
15. Rules will be modified if necessary. Notification of modification will be provided.

Spoiler: Sample VT PM

You are

Tim Pawlenty,

Vanilla Town

.
Abilities:

Also-Ran:

You may speak in the game thread (if anyone will listen).

Who?:

You might have had more abilities but nobody seems to know who you are.

AMURRIKA:

As a citizen of the United States, you may vote.

You win when there are no remaining threats to the presidential campaigns of the good and righteous.

Reminder: This game was advertised as "somewhat bastard."

[goodmorning]

All Role PMs are now out.

Play will begin when 8/9 have confirmed.

If the requisite number of confirmations is not reached in (expired on 2014-09-21 12:00:00), replacements will happen.

8/9 have confirmed. Tier has til the clock expires to do so.

[goodmorning]

''I have two grandchildren — Maggie is 11, Robert is 9. I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they're my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American.''

—Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich in March 2011

Votecount 1.0

Not Voting [9] - SleepyKrew, ArcAngel9, Aronis, AxleGreaser, TierShift, theaceofspades, Whooch, Flubbernugget, phokdapolees

With 9 alive, it takes

5

to lynch. The day will end in (expired on 2014-09-29 19:00:00).

[Aronis]

VOTE: sleepykrew

FIRST!

[SleepyKrew]

FLAVOR CLAIM GOGOGO
RICK SANTORUM
I LOVE THE RNG

[theaceofspades]

FLAVOR CLAIM GOGOGO
RICK SANTORUM
I LOVE THE RNG

Wow. what are the odds?

[SleepyKrew]

There's no flavor claim there. What are you hiding?

[SleepyKrew]

And the odds are 1/9...

[Flubbernugget]

FLAVOR CLAIM GOGOGO
RICK SANTORUM
I LOVE THE RNG

VOTE: SleepyKrew

You can take my internet porn from my cold, dead hands.

[AxleGreaser]

Spoiler: pregame solo banter from wiki

text cutnpasted from wiki here
Pasted here as after the game it will probably change. Also reading the wiki is not part of the game.

====Pending [http://forum.mafiascum.net Pre In ... AKA Primary Mafia in the works]====
[http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=59227 Primary Mafia GameThread]

Pre game notes.
* I expect fewer walls, and significant difference as it is a not for newbies game, hence base assumptions are different all round.
* Although I expect fewer walls, however if the game turns out that way there might be even more walls, or worse yet walls of AxleLogic.
* Dear, AA9 sorry, that I got your spot. (all good now)(post edit: Also was sorry I didnt get to play with you. Confirm already. Will ya....pls? )

In the sign-up Queue GoodMorning Said:
<nowiki>This is a disclaimer:

I have nothing against the Republican party as it existed under Nixon.
I have quite a few things against the modern Republican party.

Flavour will mainly be actual quotes from the actual candidates.</nowiki>

I however do have things against the Republican party as it existed under Nixon, and now, and in the future.
Mainly I have the things they said and or did, which is pretty damn good considering how far from them I live and vote.
but as they vaguely resemble the things the pollies said in my country, I thought I'd spread the love around.

I am however an equal opportunity, pollie basher, and my in game quotes (or bastardised quotes (for enhanced parody)) may well come from people that were officially not on the right wing side of the fence but performed above and beyond in the upper class twit stakes.

So please don't take offence at any parody I happen to make during the game. Also in parodying RW pollies (hence repeating what they said but in parody) I may cross some lines as I am too far from the States to know what is PC. Blackface for instance is not as known to be taboo in my country, neither is references to strange fruit. Indeed me even knowing what strange fruit was would indicate that I knew what it was, and felt it viscerally. Also Im not just throwing sticks across the Pacific as my nation has had its hands in the quasi genocide pie too. Dragging such stuff into the light is the one thing it cant stand, hence the white hoods.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0IeQQ7WjI No scum will live in poverty(want for a noose) by Day3]
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud8p5t2sXOo Drink and give speech you bloody Idiot] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFw7iIvCFpo either that or he's a 'Bum']


Changes here, now probably closed until after the game. (depending on how long takes for the game to come up)

Note: This is not a hydra.

Spoiler: preamble

Axle: So skip here we are at last, are you ready?
Skip: I dont need to be ready you're playing the game.
Axle: Oh . Ok. <looking flustered>
Skip: Its show time.

Skip:

I have a dream that one day this game will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all townies are created equal." But for now one townie is more equal than others.
Friends, Scummers, forummen, lend me your votes;
I come to nominate AxleGreaser, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
Do not let that be with Greaser.

We hold these truths to be self evident
“Stop the scum”

The man to stop the scum is Axlegreaser
<stands back as Axle walks up to the podium>

Axle:

<trips, Lands on face>
<gets back up dishevelled, with fist full of papers.>

<tap tap tap>
We start

bombing

lynching in 5 minutes.

vote: SleepyCrew

<deafening applause>

Spoiler: after party

Axle: So skip how do you think it went?
Skip: Did you read the speech I prepared for you?
Axle: What speech?
Skip: The one in your hand.
Axle: <surprised look>
Axle: Err um yeah sure.
Skip: So how come its upside down?
Axle: So maybe I ad-libbed a little.
Skip: You sit here and watch the replay, Im off to play on the freeway,
at the moment, from where I am standing that seems like good idea.

Spoiler: technical query @everyone

does upside down text work for you or is it font dependent?
¿ʇuǝpuǝdǝp ʇuoɟ ʇᴉ sᴉ ɹo noʎ ɹoɟ ʞɹoʍ ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sǝop
If it does NOT please say so and I will provide translations, (as encryption is evil)

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in other news.

I am specifically not voting for ArcAngel9
and ignoring some other people

Also currently not claiming stuff.
Not against just dont yet know if its sensible idea.

[AxleGreaser]

Oh and we got the SK to L-2

Not L-1 but as its early I thought I better point it out.

[SleepyKrew]

Please never make a post like that again
Also there are no drawbacks to flavor claiming and there are potential benefits (which I will explain after everyone does it because explaining beforehand would defeat the purpose)

[SleepyKrew]

Are you concerned about me being at L-2, Axl?

[Whooch]

And the odds are 1/9...

Correction: 1/8.
Odds=Success/failure=1/8.
Probability=Success/total=1/9

[SleepyKrew]

Oh well if you wanna be like that 1:8 also where's your claim

[Whooch]

Do not fear, for ho is here!

VOTE: SleepyKrew

Does anyone want to put him at L-1?

[Whooch]

You disgust me.

[SleepyKrew]

VOTE: Whooch
That was a really transparent attempt.

[SleepyKrew]

For those that don't see it, they invited someone to vote me (put me at "L-1") when their vote actually put me at L-1.

[phokdapolees]

VOTE: Whooch

<3

[Whooch]

Last I checked, 4.5 rounds up to 5.

[SleepyKrew]

Last I checked, 1+1+1+1=4
Check your facts before acting stuck up

[SleepyKrew]

But of course you already knew that

[phokdapolees]

Also

Do not fear, for ho is here!

VOTE: SleepyKrew

Does anyone want to put him at L-1?

inb4 "this was a reaction test"

[Aronis]

Please never make a post like that again
Also there are no drawbacks to flavor claiming and there are potential benefits (which I will explain after everyone does it because explaining beforehand would defeat the purpose)

Ill give you a hint. My picture isnt in the main post. [Sexist mod]