Micro 444 molliegeddon [OVER]

[helium-3]

molliegeddon micro

reviewed by borkjerfkin

hush your whoremouth anti

-autumn serenade[/color]

Player List:

DrippingGoofball
mastin2
Varsoon
EspeciallyTheLies

Drunken Lies

Thor665

Konowa

Kaboose
T S O
Flubbernugget
Lying Cat (sthar8 + Jingle)

Alive (3):

Spoiler:

DrippingGoofball
EspeciallyTheLies
Flubbernugget

Dead (6):

Spoiler:

Thor665 -

Lush Life, Town Investigative JoaT

- killed Night 1
mastin2 -

the 2 mastinas, Mafia Ascetic

- lynched Day 2
Lying Cat -

No Brains Here, Town Bodyguard

- killed Night 2
T S O -

bazinga, Town Inventor

- killed Night 3
Kaboose -

Speaker for the Dead, Town Hated

- lynched Day 4
Varsoon -

50 Shades of Purple, Mafia Roleblocker

- lynched Day 5

Replacements:

Links and Stuff:

Dead Thread
End of Day 1
End of Day 2
End of Day 3
End of Day 4
End of the Game

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RULES (please, please, please, read these)

*shamelessly stolen from StrangerCoug and modified*

• 1. This is a mostly closed setup. Please read the next post for more information.
  
  2. The preferred voting method is to put vote tags around the player's name, but I will still accept the old method of bolding the word "vote" followed by said player's name, e.g. VOTE: Antiheroor
  Vote: Antihero
  . As long as I can tell to whom you are referring, spelling does not count and I will accept abbreviated or otherwise shortened forms of the name of the vote's recipient. If you want to change your vote, it would be cool if you unvoted first, but you don't have to. You may also VOTE: No Lynch, unvoted the same way as before.
  
  2a. If you're in a hydra account, votes from your individual account will not count. Similarly, if you vote an individual head of a hydra, the vote will not count. This rule is NOT to be used for late game "trick vote" shenanigans.
  
  3. A majority of votes is required for a lynch, even at deadline. Once a lynch has been decided, it is final and further votes and unvotes do not count for the current day. If deadline is reached with no player having enough votes for a lynch, the day ends in an automatic No Lynch.
  
  4. Day 1 will have a 18 (real) day deadline. Day 2 will have an 14 (real) day deadline. Subsequent days will have a 14 day deadline. I reserve the right to extend this deadline, but play like I won't (because I probably won't).
  
  5. I'll give you one "bah" post after you die. But it has to be funny. It also can't contain anything game-related. The first post will contain a link to the dead thread. I will players access as they exit the game.
  
  6. Don't be a (too much of a) jackass. Please, let's keep the lynching and killing of each other from becoming personal.
  
  7. You may post in any color that can be easily read against the forum background other than
  dark red
  . That color is mine. mollie's is
  purple

  .
  
  
  8. Unless you're the moderator (that's me), please do not delete or edit any posts in this thread.
  
  9. You are not allowed to discuss this game outside of the thread unless I tell you otherwise, nor are you allowed to discuss other ongoing games in this thread. This one is a big deal to me, just don't do it. I don't care if you're dead in that game or you think it won't affect the outcome of that game; no making references to ongoing games (vague or otherwise).
  
  10. Do not quote or pretend to quote any private communication, either from me or from anyone else you are allowed to talk with at night. You are allowed to paraphrase, but you are not allowed to plagiarize. If in doubt as to your paraphrase's legality, PM me with the wording you want to use.
  
  10a. No private communication without my explicit permission. PERIOD. You can talk in the private threads I give you, that's it.
  
  11. Your mom.
  
  12. I will issue a prod to any player that does not post for 48 hours without notifying me of his or her absence. (I'm sorry, but I do not check the V/LA thread. If you do not tell me to do so, neither will I check your signature.) If you are prodded, you will have 24 hours from the time of submission to post in thread. Failure to do so may result in replacement. Keep in mind that I have the board time down to the second. I will only prod the same player twice—after that, he or she must post every 48 hours to ensure that he or she remains in the game.
  
  13. I am not God. If I make any mistakes whatsoever, please let me know.
  
  13a. That said, I am God. I have the last word. That means if I eject you or modkill you, DON'T MAKE ANY MORE POSTS IN THIS THREAD. I don't care if you agree with my decision or not. If you want to rage about it, write me a PM or take it up with a list mod.
  
  14. Please don't fish for modkills (just one of my personal pet peeves). I'm going to be really annoyed if I see someone saying "OMG, Player A made one word dark red, MODKILLZZ."
  
  15. I'd love for everyone to play the game to completion, but if you get hopelessly behind, get sick, or fall into a giant chasm of doom, please feel free to request replacement. I'm not going to blacklist you, or talk about you behind your back, or give you a glare every time I see you.
  
  16. The most important rule of all, saved for last for what I think is a very good reason: This is a game. HAVE FUN! Enjoy! And good luck!

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THE SETUP

• There are
  two factions
  in this game. A
  town (7 players)
  and a
  mafia (2 players)
  .

Sample Role PM:

i am approximately 5 seconds away from shitting out my own intestines and using them as streamers

Hydra

: helium-3

Scummer

: Antihero

Role

:

Neutral Moderator

[that is what is baking my noodle]

: Do occasional votecounts.

[ahahahslkd;fjlksa;djfkl;jdsaklfj;liewaf]

: Modkill any disruptive dipshit who's ruining the game.

Win Condition

: You don't have one. Asshole. Just don't fuck up.

Town Win Condition:

You win when the mafia players are dead.

Scum Win Condition:

You win when mafia make up at least half the living players.

[helium-3]

what's up, dipshits?

how's your friday going? good? good.

have a seat, friend

we're going to play a little game....................

mwhahahahahaha

i'm gonna' send out role PMs now

[EspeciallyTheLies]

WHO'S ASS DO I GRAB NOW, ANTI? HUH?

[mastin2]

Ooh, it's open, now!

Well, we're in for a flurry of posting, lest someone undermine my efforts.

[helium-3]

there's plenty of good ones around here, etl. i'm sure you'll find one to suit your preferences.

[mastin2]

Oh. Right. Probably need to actually formally confirm. Don't wanna sabotage efforts to get the game underway.

Soyeah,
/confirm.

Winter is coming

.

[Varsoon]

Oh hey and what
I LOVE MOLLIE
My favorite mollie memory was when mollie was surprised with how I played skype mafia.

/conform

[mastin2]

there's plenty of good ones around here, etl. i'm sure you'll find one to suit your preferences.

No love for me?

I feel so cold...

[EspeciallyTheLies]

oh yeah /confirming

that i will not post in hydra until the game actually starts.

that's what you get for that awesome PM anti.

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS

p-edit mastin i'll grab your ass any day

[helium-3]

there's plenty of good ones around here, etl. i'm sure you'll find one to suit your preferences.

No love for me?

I feel so cold...

hey, how do you think i feel

5 minutes, and my ass remains ungrabbed

...it's like my behind isn't good enough for anyone...

[Kaboose]

Hi.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

i feel like thor should be in this game and i dont understand why he's not.

p-edit: you already forgot last night? i'm crushed anti.


absolutely crushed.

[mastin2]

Also, ETL and Varsoon are town.
Let's wreck the scumteam. (And not get destroyed by them.)

Also, also, let's please not let apathy incapacitate us down the line.

[Konowa]

Yup.

[helium-3]

i feel like thor should be in this game and i dont understand why he's not.

p-edit: you already forgot last night? i'm crushed anti.


absolutely crushed.

maybe you should go lighter on the roofies then...

[mastin2]

(On a somewhat-serious note, it actually IS kinda cold at my house. I'm shivering, and while that's partially out of the adrenaline rush, it's largely out of it being, well...cold.)

Butyeah, don't think this storm of posting is gonna slow down for a while.
...Okay, weekend, so it might, but I'd love if it didn't. Keeps me from freezing, and all that.

[Varsoon]

THOR is busy:


I plan on dedicating some time here.
This isn't bastard, right?
I mean, like, I can actually win this for my team, right?

[mastin2]

How many people have confirmed?
'Cause I kinda don't want to stop the momentum we've got and there's stuff that needs doing.

[Varsoon]

Don't worry,
I'll be around.

[Flubbernugget]

/grab ass

[T S O]

I came here to hang scum and fuck bitches, and I'm all out of

scum

bitches.

Let's roll, town.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

*grabby*

lol how am i town already mastin

my hydra buddy hasn't even posted and we know how that's gonna go!

[EspeciallyTheLies]

also lol at thor gif

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