Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mod/Dead/Spectators

[Davsto]

Spoilers ahead, be warned matey!

Spoiler: SPOILERZ

FIRST GENERATION LET'S HOPE THIS WORKS

I - 60 (no role), 1308 (no role), 2314 (The Master - weird cult 3rd party)
II - 945 (impossible win condition), 1018 (Miller with shitty trick role PM - town)
III - 651 (can't lose), 3843 (no-one with pony avatars), 1015 (no role), 2179 (Cereal Killer - since no wincon is given and we need more town roles, town)
IV - 1441 (no role), 4698 (role can end game D1 or N1), 2072 (no role), 1231 (no role), 3637 (no role), 2245 (no role holy fuck), 4370 (impossible to implement on this site), 2968 (no role), 2499 (no role), 2824 (Innocent Child of the Jester - 3rd party)
V - 3876 (Role Anti-Recycler - I think I'll make this town)
VI - 117 (no role), 3484 (no role), 4366 (Mason Vig - town)
VII - 1723 (no role), 3286 (no role), 3863 (saulres isn't in game), 646 (no role), 2380 (Gollum half - town)
VIII - 2380 (Smeagol half - mafia)
IV - 128 (no role), 1898 (no role), 4161 (no role), 325 (Truthful Goon - Mafia)

2 mafia, 2 3rd party, 5 town...

That fits with the rule I gave

Easier than I thought

[Davsto]

Spoiler: Who gets which role?

Alphabetical order -
Aneninen
kirroha
Klingoncelt
lane0168
lilith2013
randomidget
Ranger
SirCakez
Something Pip

RANDOM ORDER:
kirroha - I
Ranger - II
randomidget - III
Klingoncelt - IV
lilith2013 - V
Aneninen - VI
lane0168 - VII
Something Pip - VIII
SirCakez - IV

[Davsto]

Spoiler: Role PMs

Welcome to Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mafia

You are the Master.

Due to the unnerving sound of your own heartbeat, you are forced to post exactly 4 paragraphs in each of your posts. Each night, you can convert one player. Converted players lose their win condition (but not the rest of their role) and as such cannot win. They are informed of their conversion, but not that you converted them. If you die, all converted players regain their win condition.
You win if you are alive and everybody else has been converted.

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You are Perfect.

You are bulletproof, lynchproof, and have your innocence announced at the beginning of the first day. Each night, you may take infinite actions of any nature.
You are town, and win if only town players are alive.

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Just kidding!

You are a Miller!

If a Cop inspects you, they will receive the relevant guilty result.
You are town, and win if only town players are alive.

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You are a Cereal Killer.

Each night, you may target one player. You will steal that player's cereal. Since that person will not have enough nutrition in their body, they cannot vote the following day.
You are town, and win if only town players are alive.

Welcome to Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mafia

You are The Innocent Child of the Jester

At the start of the game, you will be mod-confirmed town.
You win if you are lynched.

Welcome to Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mafia

You are the Role Anti-Recycler

When you die, you must choose 1 player. This role and win condition will replace theirs.
You are town, and win if only town players are alive.

Welcome to Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mafia

You are a Neighbour Vigilante

You share a topic with one player of your choice, whose name you send in pre-game with your role confirmation. Each night, you must PM me with one player to invite to the Neighbour Private Topic. Each night, the original members of the neighbourhood may select a player to kill. The neighbourhood topic is entitled "Mafia Private Topic", as after all you are playing Mafia, right?
You are town, and win if only town players are alive.

Welcome to Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mafia

You are Gollum.

You have a hydra account with

Smeagol

, who is aligned with the Mafia. From this hydra, you may

not

post within the game thread. However, the hydra account - and the hydra account only - will be given access to a private thread, in the account's bookmarks. You may post in this thread under the hydra account, and they will be posted publicly and anonymously by me. Anything you say in this anonymous thread must have a tone of paranoia that "they" are going to take "it" off you. However, you may never say "your precious". Ever. The hydra account's name is "One ring", and the password is "precious" (no caps).
You are town, and win if only town players are alive.

Welcome to Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mafia

You are Smeagol.

You have a hydra account with

Gollum

, who is aligned with the Town. From this hydra, you may

not

post within the game thread. However, the hydra account - and the hydra account only - will be given access to a private thread, in the account's bookmarks. You may post in this thread under the hydra account, and they will be posted publicly and anonymously by me. Anything you say in this anonymous thread must have a tone of paranoia that "they" are going to take "it" off you. However, you may never say "your precious". Ever. The hydra account's name is "One ring", and the password is "precious" (no caps).
You are mafia, and win if you make up half or more of all living players. Your Mafia PT is here.

Welcome to Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mafia

You are a Truthful Goon.

You may not vote for any of your Mafia partners. If you try to, the vote will not count.
You are mafia, and win if you make up half or mire of all living players. Your Mafia PT is here.

[Davsto]

Spoiler: Night 1 Actions

Randomidget takes SirCakez' vote away
Aneninen adds lilith to the neighbourhood
SirCakez kills lane
Aneninen kills kirroha

Spoiler: Night 2 Actions

randomidget takes SirCakez' vote away again
Aneninen kills Klingoncelt
SirCakez kills lilith

i knew the balance was gonna be bad but christ

[Davsto]

If anything, klingon's probably a jester.

Quoting for lilith to feel proud of

[Davsto]

oh man

this is gonna be a real clusterfuck

[Something_Smart]

that was pitiful.
I don't know why I thought it was smart to sign up for this game... for once I actually wished to be town (I normally prefer scum).

[Davsto]

Nah, don't worry, now you get the fun part - laughing as people try to figure out what the fuck is going on

[Davsto]

Also, damn that fakeclaim was amazing

It would be amazing

Apart from the fact that the person who hammered you is provably not Smeagol

[Something_Smart]

My fakeclaim was pretty good, I will admit. But

Spoiler:

It pales in comparison to kirroha's :O
though her role will be confirmed to be not what she claimed when she doesn't die tonight.

[Davsto]

welcome, kirroha and lane

[Davsto]

Tempted to inform town that SirCakez has lost his vote.

On the other hand, fuck it it's funny to let them guess what the fuck is going on

[lane0168]

As far as worst roles go, my role sucked and I hated it lol. So there's a success. I thought it could've been anen, he seemed to be trying to seed doubt in my claim. Thought he was setting up to make me look like smeagol. If there wasn't 2 kills I would've give for anen as smeagol after that for sure

[Something_Smart]

I think we set it up to frame Anen decently. Of course he has to be a

mason vig

.

[Davsto]

I tweaked it a little to make it a neighbourhood vig, because Masons are conftown by definition and I wanted players to be fooled into thinking they'd been converted to mafia

[kirroha]

Darn! I was just enjoying being KIRRO TEPES!!!!!!!!

[Something_Smart]

Darn! I was just enjoying being KIRRO TEPES!!!!!!!!

Yeah lol that was awesome. I hope KainTepes won't be upset if he finds out though.

[kirroha]

Nah, he should be cool with that.

After all, he is KAIN TEPES!!!!!!!!!!

[kirroha]

In all seriousness it was impossible to win with the 4-paragraph post restriction so I had to do whatever was possible to distract from the fact that I was posting 4 paragraphs each time. I was not expecting to win but I wasn't expecting to be NK'd N1 either. Oh well.

[lane0168]

Lol so that went through cleanly with no scum and a jester on it. Haha how stupid

[Ranger]

Exactly, especially since my reads were, you know.

Actually right.

Again.

[lane0168]

Yup, I have no idea how they came to that conclusion in their heads in like 3 minutes

[Davsto]

Spoiler: randomisation!

1=SirCakez
2=Klingoncelt

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

[Davsto]

lilith gave her role and alignment to SirCakez