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He's a robot sniper. A. Robot. Sniper. With millions of programs running inside of him.ReaperCharlie wrote:... I don't get the Legion love.
WHATS NOT TO LOVE?
Tali is dead?
Well, guess she is feeling the hurt from beingkeela'd.
RC is the equivalent to hella jeff.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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Otolia I could make some big schpeal about how pathetic a character Tali is and how in every way outside of culturilization with the galaxy at large she really serves no purpose to shepard and his/her team and is better off dealing with the hardships of being a young adult quarian and that had shepard never met her she'd more than likely never have gotten involved in any of the shit she was involved with in ME1 and that she'd be dead in ME2 anyways because the rest of the team she was with on the planet where you recruited her was dead except for k'al reegar who was already wounded and waiting to die (and in fact can die in that final battle if you take too long to finish it) and the geth were pounding away in the room where she bunkered up in who'd eventually break in and kill her anyways, let's not even bring into light the motivations she had or functions she provided in ME1 which really was nothing more than being an encyclopedia to her kind and learning about the normandy and how it functioned, or that her combat ability is utter shit and her health is so pathetic and if we apply "realistic" logic to her character she'd be dead anyways from a single fucking blaster shot to the arm--
tl;dr?
Tali is useless.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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If anything, sex sells. Many people bought ME1 because of the "sex" scene, and the outrage it caused, despite being nothing more than side-boob.
"There's no such thing as bab publicity" -Gene Simmons.
The part I disagree with you RC: there are satisfying relationships in the game.
-Jack's is moderately satisfying, if you remember she always calls you shepard, and during the last missionif you use her as your biotic shield she calls you commander, recognizing your rank and showing you due respectas well as showing she's grown to respect you both as a leader and lover if you romance her, and her romance scene is justher breaking down and seeking comfort in your arms, her not being sure of herself anymore and being entirely too vulnerable, which leads to NO SEX, JUST COMFORTING THE GIRL YOU WUV.
-Garrus' is much of the same. Knew one another for a long time, fought alongside each other, separated to do your own things, one got dead, the other went rogue better than Sarah Palin. Garruslost his squad and was saved by shep, realized he lacked the right type of leadership ability to run a team of his own and found more respect for shep then for facing even harder troubles than smugglers and drug dealers in a backwards space port,and in the end the two reunite and just express mutual admiration for one another.
-Liara's too was decent I felt. You helped her break out of her shell, she then blasted through the rest of the wayto recover your corpse, and chose to give you up to one group as they were the lesser of two evils, then went on a revenge scheme to save her captured friend. You, if you romanced her before, can remind her of the person she was and bring her back to reality, her hunt for revenge greatly blinding her to the world around her and saving her from a complete moral 180.Not the best, no, but good.
Thane's? LOLWUT?
Jacob's? LOLJACOB.
Miri? LOLSLUT.Poor character though.. for being genetically perfect, she's infertile. =[
Kaiden/Ash? LOLGOTTAWAITTILME3.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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How the piss was miranda's good? Some light flirting here and there, a kiss stolen from her, then suddenly "hey shep let's dry-hump each other in the engine room floor before we go off on our deadly last mission. good luck not getting and friction burn."-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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Umbrage wrote:At least Miranda has character. At least she makes sure Shepard isn't a jerk before fucking him. Tali was just SLEEP WITH ME PLZ.
Okay, objectively, yes, she has a character. I did enjoy it. Her character was excellent in combat for her support ability to either increase the health or power of the squadmates you take with you on missions. She was on my teams a lot for that reason.
But as a character for non-missions, and for the story, she really only was needed as a liason in the beginning for Shep and TIM, and bringing you back to life. After that it all became about her serving as a "lets see the other side of the coin that is Cerberus." in the end she herself leaves with Shep, so it's safe to say she grew to trust in some dude she knew for a short while versus the people that saved her orphan ass.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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No, he's a better Tali than Tali is.
Not only that, did you read those dossiers? She's a horny prat who was more concerned about herself, whereas Legion buys a fundraiser game with the highest level of donation option available and doesn't even play it.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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Sotty7 wrote:Reaper has ruined this game. Good job.
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I will now be playing the side of a wild card. I don't care who wins between Liara and Legion, and either or will make a suitable victor.
Give me a reason why I should side with you and your vote. Hiraki is an exception, however, as whomever he chooses I am duty-bound to oppose.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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Umbrage wrote:ATTENTION EVERYONE! VOTING HAS HALTED. IT WILL RESUME WHEN I SAY SO TOMORROW. IF YOU MAKE A VOTE BEFORE THEN, IT WILL NOT BE COUNTED.
Lol, everyone just got owned.
ReaperCharlie wrote:Sotty7 wrote:Reaper has indoctrinated a bunch of people. We must kill him and soon.
You know how I roll.
Like a fat man through small children. Yup.
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I LOVE LEGION.Mute wrote:Sotty7 wrote:Reaper has ruined this game. Good job.
^^^
I will now be playing the side of a wild card. I don't care who wins between Liara and Legion, and either or will make a suitable victor.
Give me a reason why I should side with you and your vote. Hiraki is an exception, however, as whomever he chooses I am duty-bound to oppose.
FUCK LIARA.
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BTW, Legion in ME2 is for culturalization as Tali was in ME1. You get to see the other side of the argument, much like how in ME2 you see the sorta-kinda non-terroristic side to Cerberus.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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You may all laugh at me now.
I am playing a vanguard on the hardest playthrough. For whatever reason I am on the samara recruitment mission.
My team is Tali and Jack. I am at the part where the airship arrives and you must eliminate it.
I cannot defeat that enemy.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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Unless you, like me, know how to edit the console (thanks entirely to the bioware website ME forums) and make 1) all members recruitable at any time, 2) make it so recruiting Legion doesnt trigger the final mission, and 3) give your infiltrator shepard who picked shotgun training the widow and super sexy hair.
But, I don't advocate anyone doing this at all.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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I'm playing as a MANGUARD, so no sniping whatsoever.
The irony is that my team is currently Miranda and Tali at that point. Miri for her boosting my damage, and Tali for her Drone.
Stasis doesn't affect Harbinger-drones, and killing scions using Stasis to freeze them in air as their platforms fly out from under them is fun.
I've never had difficulties on this part on anything other than my first ever run through of the game, and now on Insanity.
Cleared it.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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17 tries over the span of two hours (I like to do other things between fits of not-throwing-the-controller-at-the-TV).
I had to zerg rush the first wave, and stasis the first scion as the plat moved, CHARGE! to the harbinger-drone whenever my shields were down, then when the second scion appeared I CHARGED! into that, then gave it a buckshot massage and facial, while my team dealt with the other collectors, then CHARGED! in to clean up what was left.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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ReaperCharlie wrote:Was this the collector ship platform or Horizon that you just described?
And how did you beat the big floaty thing? lol
I'm talking about when you get the secondary weapon or the advanced weapon.
Either or, that mission is tough. I'm still on it, haven't played since last night.
Horizon was a fucking cakewalk actually. Like a smart person I started a new game + on insanity, so I was already level 30. The flying thing? Easy. Take to cover, have friends attack, fire when he recharges his weapon, and have the right teammates. Jack with heavy warp ammo + Zaeed with fire grenade, me with squad cryo = win.
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ReaperCharlie wrote:Mute wrote:I wonder...
If you chose to give Cerberus the Collector base, what will be the justification of TIM turning on you? I can only assume something akin to indoctrination...
Yeah, I was just wondering that yesterday.
If I'd made the other choice... then W(hy)TF would he do that?
There'd be no reason!
Well, that's the best justification I can come up with. That, or:
1) He sees that with the base he can create as many shepards as he wants, and can control them, so he tries to eradicate shepard for him/her being a liability
2) He decides that killing shepard can be used as a ploy to spark chaos amongst the many species in the galaxy, and while the reapers are attacking, uses the base as a weapon against the reapers, thereby making the galaxy see Cerberus as heroes, not as terrorists.
All about playing the angles.
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SORRY, BUT I NEED MY DAILY INFLUENCE OF TALI PORN, AND SHIT.Mute wrote:For the better.
Would you want them to skimp out on squadmate interaction dialogue on missions? Would you want there to be bugs out the ass? Would you want it to be terribad? I am glad it's delayed.
IT'S GETTING WORSE AND WORSE. MORE ON SCREEN TALI MEANS BETTER ME.
I, as a fellow man, cannot stand for another to be without porn. I will do my manly duty and find you as much of it as possible. In time, you will come to respect me for it, and we shall develop a platonic bond that shall crush all our enemies by means of you freaking them out with all the porn I give to you.
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So, I just took outTela Vasiron insanity.
Easiest. Fight. Ever.
Charged to her to get her to stop attacking my teammates, and she never got a chance to hurt me herself. Cut to where I get her to red health, Liara hits her with a singularity, and I charge! in for the kill... she went flying over the railing, flew twenty feet away and into the air, then fell for a good minute and a half to the ground.My teammates just stared down at the ground looking for her.-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses--
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