Hitman's Office [Mini 2308 Assassination Council]

[meowmeow]

@merlyn @snivy @alianna/drew

i think we should target csf or enchant - what do you think?

maybe they have some protective thing but like... i dont really see any way to avoid that. they can read our posts here regardless

[meowmeow]

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VOTE: Enchant

i think is the most active mafia member, yeah

[meowmeow]

I don’t think it matters which one we kill.
It’s guaranteed to go through exactly as planned anyway.

- Alianna

oh, tru. i hope that isn't the 'mod lie' that would be annoying lmao

i think uh, regarding which we kill... we had a situation today where we can only do this because rce wasn't active, right? maybe it doesn't matter that much, but i think it's kinda optimal to kill the people who are most likely to be present quickly in case we have to go back to evens

[meowmeow]

This game is funny

tbh it's basically not even mafia at this point

it's like a team fight game

[meowmeow]

If there is no strict plurality by the end of the night, I will randomize the target.

might be worth making note of

even at evens, there is a 50/50 chance we kill mafia (or instalose) by this method

hu tao? more like WHO tao

[meowmeow]

I think RCE can live for now. I’d like to have a word with him about his cat problem.

- Alianna

please do not use anti-cat language... just because some of us are criminals doesn't mean we all deserve to be affiliated with them

[meowmeow]

Speak for yourself, im an evil furball

i don't want to be associated with your evil furballness

[meowmeow]

i love cults

[meowmeow]

how dare they try to betray our glorious leader

really we're the good guys here

[meowmeow]

well we're obviously the heroes, right? we have utopia here, it's utopia! and these insurgents want to destroy our utopia. isn't that the most evil thing anyone could do?

[meowmeow]

lmao

btw i'd be down for fast night if that's a thing

[meowmeow]

scum probably can kill, and if i have to guess they might have more methods than just the poison? although i doubt it's as direct as 'just kill someone lol'