Mini 1827 Dead Thread

[xyzzy]

Seriously though

someone

has a lot of time

Xyzzy and Naomi's B2B has more content than my entire site experience probably

Eh.
Even this post has more content than you in all your games:

VOTE: Creature

I picked a number in my head at random to choose this vote. I picked 8.

fuckin

rekt

anyway the number of times I was available for a large enough number of consecutive minutes to write really long posts dwindled over time which sucked because I didn't get to make nearly as many long posts as I wanted to. but what can you do?

also: mafBlack wasn't available until 2014, if you use mafSepia then fuck you, if you use mafTigers then

triple fuck you

, you need to have more constant vigilance.

[xyzzy]

eh, it happens, and I'm not too worried about it--it was a really great, productive day 1 regardless.

also hey did you know: your join date (and also Dunnstral's join date) was my 24th birthday

also, Dunnstral, how come you haven't ever posted in any non-mafia game threads?????? Zachstralkita joined at the same time as you and is in Speakeasy all the time so you have

no excuse

[xyzzy]

followup question: when are you gonna bring anime jazz hands back into the rotation

[xyzzy]

that's fair, transparency is certainly a desirable trait.

on the subject of your avatar, I really need to play

Ultra Despair Girls

. I bought it ages ago when it was discounted on PSN but I've not gotten around to playing it.

[xyzzy]

I have both a PS Vita and a PS TV so I have No Excuse

[xyzzy]

hey actually I just checked and the thing I got a PS TV through is still active! if you go to cartwheel.target.com on your phone you can get a thing to get 50% off a PS TV at a Target store. it's only in person and it's for the next 9 days buuuuuuuuuuuut it's available if you want to play the videogame

[xyzzy]

a PS TV is basically a PS Vita that you plug into your TV and use a PS3/PS4 controller with. it's $50 with the discount for the version that includes a memory card and controller, so it's pretty cheap, although I can certainly understand not wanting to spend money to get a device to play one game

[xyzzy]

people who die later on in this game: "wow! the dead thread sure has a lot of posts! must be a lot of great discussion of the game, and not of unrelated things such as discounts on videogame consoles"

those people 5 minutes later: "shit"

[xyzzy]

we don't have 5 players yet, unless there's some way of randomly determining who gets what role without any of us knowing what role we got. tragic but beautiful ;_;

actually wait I have the best idea: 5p vengeful where each player chooses a scum partner in advance if they die and then posts an encrypted message stating who their scum partner is, and then once someone is lynched we roll a d5 to figure out what their role was, and if they're scum, the person they secretly chose as their partner also becomes scum

actually now that I think about it that maybe has legitimate merit as an interesting game. it's definitely Not Real Mafia® but it

would

allow for interesting choices, especially because (hypothetically) 4 players can all choose the same person as their potential scum partner

maybe this would be better if generally being lynched as a godfather day 1 wasn't actually possible? although all the methods that come to mind for determining which situations you'd come up as a godfather require moderator intervention to determine. also I guess this requires the person who gets lynched to send a message to the person who is now the godfather saying "hey good luck day 2 buddy, you're scum now"

can't believe I'm shitposting new variant setups in a dead thread

[xyzzy]

wait how did massive die then?

also yeah even number of players is okay for scum in the long run

hey creature what happened to me being scum?

Did your team tell you to push someone else?

that's a weird remark by Killthestory given that scum has daytalk

[xyzzy]

wait, shit, I started talking about the actual game. what I meant to say was "hey Dunnstral have you watched any of the new

Danganronpa

anime and if so what do you think? I haven't watched it yet because I don't tend to like watching anime as an episodic thing and prefer bingewatching it." then I was gonna say something about a silly new variant that's technically not real mafia

actually hey now we have enough people for the proposed 5p vengeful. nice.

[xyzzy]

same

[xyzzy]

literally my very first post in this thread was about how I prefer mafSilver! it's the best

[xyzzy]

I might like mafBlack if it had existed when I joined the site. as it is, though, I stick with what I'm used to.

[xyzzy]

omgus

VOTE: inspectorscout

but what's this? I'm a double voter? whoa

VOTE: inspectorscout

turns out

anything goes

in the dead thread for a mini normal

[xyzzy]

with uh like 6 people dead it takes 2 to relynch (the math checks out)

inspectorscout is double dead. he was a

mafBlack goon

. town wins!

[xyzzy]

oh shit what a twist

[xyzzy]

[xyzzy]

I can't believe we weren't informed that this dead thread would have cults in advance. we should know that there's gonna be bastard mod dead thread beforehand. Dunnstral, I can't believe your dead thread has all these things. also I can't make heads or tails of this theme. dead thread game of the year tho

[xyzzy]

dayvig: xyzzy

I was secretly your lover, so, like,

[xyzzy]

my post restriction is I must convince at least one person to buy any PlayStation videogame console or I lose. please, someone, just buy a broken PSP on ebay

[xyzzy]

also this is the longest twilight ever. we have like 3 people who've died. I tell you what this dead thread is

not

a very tight ship

[xyzzy]

feels like robert pattinson up in here

[xyzzy]

oh shit we just got a "you played yourself" gif in the game thread

everything is converging

[xyzzy]

nobody died in Mini Normal 1827, but several of us re-died in the dead thread here.

[xyzzy]

that was all very legit and I clearly remember receiving a role PM from your starting that, for the purposes of the dead thread, I was 1)a cult leader 2)a double voter and 3)Zachstralkita's lover

[xyzzy]

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell FTW