2078: Any Non-Dead Person Can Post In This Mafia Game [end]

[Who]

Okay find scum let's go.

VOTE: Ausuka

[Who]

Alternatively, let them. When you're attempting insanity, you don't need to remain sane.

[Who]

I agree with Who on this one.

I was just bringing up a possibility I do not endorse any opinion on whether or not it should be allowed.

[Who]

There is probably an auto rainbowifier somewhere on the internet.

[Who]

Can someone here ask one of psyche, Zoroaster, majiffy, broseidon, or drench to make a post here that’s related to us politics ^_^

Oh are we having political arguments here?
HENRY GEORGE BEST SYSTEM.

[Who]

Idk I vote we lynch RC and win this thing for the homies.

[Who]

Landowning is theft. All (non-externality) taxes should be replaced by a tax on land which taxes it any profit which would be made by renting it out.

[Who]

Hey guys.

Once 25 of you post I'm going to go boom and all the mafia die!

And Mastina claimed to go boom at 25. A bold claim.

[Who]

Wait I thought you were RC.

[Who]

VOTE: Titus
For the homies.

[Who]

Oh wait what real things are happening

[Who]

Pine's behaviour seems excusable given that despite the increased activity this isn't a marathon game and doesn't carry the same activity requirements.

[Who]

You're not in this game. Take your rainbows elsewhere <3

That's just going to provoke him. If we all ignore him and he'll get bored and go away on his own.

[Who]

I don't see any main events on the first page, and he hasn't posted since then?

[Who]

Oh Mastina's claim, fair. And the thread was not yet mostly random trolling at the time, so the tone generally indicated that it should be responded to but Pine took it further towards random trolling.

[Who]

Yeah I retract my opposition.
VOTE: Pine

[Who]

We're all very proud of you. Gold star.

[Who]

If an NPC could go hunt down pine and bring him back here to answer for his sins that would be great. Are NPCs allowed to hunt people down like that? The rules seem to indicate that they are.

[Who]

I don't know if alts are allowed for NPCs, but for players:

each player may only post in this thread using the account with which they have joined the game. if a player is part of a hydra with a non-player, that non-player may not post in this thread using that account.

[Who]

Excellent Pine you're back, you stand accused of a weird entrance and pushing the game towards shitposting without responding to content, how do you plead?

[Who]

I'll read whatever I want to read.
~Jingle

[Who]

Sup? I got pinged on Discord but am only on page 2.

This game is going to be fucking ridiculous if all you non-players are just going to shitpost.

(҂⌣̀_⌣́)

I do not appreciate that my posting is being referred to as shitposting when I am contributing plenty!

Thank you for that. You're one of the good ones.

[Who]

What I want to read. Not what I don't. But this book. It's so shiny. It's telling me to read it. It seems like a good book.

~Jingle

[Who]

We've been going at slightly under 2 pages per minute. I fully expect us to be at page 700 tomorrow.

[Who]

Look mom, I'm on camera!

Wait, I need something to say. Uhhhhhhhhhh

How did you trick me into watching this

[Who]

Pine generally acted sketchy then when he was hunted down and brought to stand trial he hasn't really addressed any of it.
Mastina has claimed to become hated at 25 NPCs posting.
Jingle has claimed that he will receive a neighborhood with a mystery person at 25 NPCs posting.
Rosterfoster said something about someone going boom at 25 NPCs posting.

[Who]

@players: who would you say is the best person on site at reading you?

It has been too long since I played a non-marathon game to answer that question. Looking through my egosearch the last game I played was 2015, and I don't remember most of them, certainly not well enough to pick out someone who read me well.

(⌣_⌣”)

To what extent dost Untrod Tripod need to post in this thread for the purpose of thine role, Pine?

Do you always talk like this or do you have a post restriction?

(Also as a non-player player I'm gonna try to post only in blue. It makes sense to me. Adopt this system, everyone who gives a shit)

That's difficult to read and we're likely to just ignore you.

[Who]

Oh wait I was in a game relatively recently as Stop getting banned again, but I stopped being active in that relatively early on.

[Who]

And also one game in 2017. Don't remember that one either.

[Who]

K come up with a better system for differentiating players and non-players and get back to me

Some dipshit talking in rainbow text for several pages: A-okay

Me being useful: yeah you'll just be ignored

The difference is that if I tell you that your system is bad and you'll be ignored you might do something useful instead. Whereas Korina is going to be a burden no matter what we tell him so we ignore him and hope he goes away.

[Who]

Italics are fine, that's a good system.

[Who]

Why dost thou scumread Who, Jingle? (^～^;)ゞ

He's too invested in actually playing to be town.

Who is here for the memes. Who actually caring about what happens is off.

Historically yes that has been a scumtell for me you are correct. However, a few things are different here:

1) If the game is memes that often gets my attention to the game and I contribute in addition the memes. See 1614. Day one I was restricted to only talk in NATO phonetic alphabet and found that amusing and contributed. Then that wore off and there were no more memes and I lost interest.

2) It's still early in day one to the point where it's been like a marathon. I do often get invested in marathons. (Or at least, my activity before this post. This post upon rereading it seems to be mostly due to the influence of point 3)

3) Since I stopped playing I have been prescribed drugs to allow me to focus in general. They may be helpful with allowing me to play mafia, I am interested to see. (This early is not indicative of anything given 2, though 1 is probably too weak to last the entire game so if I can stay for the whole game then it will be evidence that they are helpful).

Also of note, towards the end of when I was playing mafia I was useless lurky as scum too. Or at least, I was accused of it in Team Mafia 2015 when a policy lynch was proposed on me early day one for being a useless lurker. Though I'm not sure how much of that was legitimate and how much of that was a reaction test which I passed by replacing out and quitting mafia because I recognized that it was true I was indeed a useless lurker who shouldn't play mafia. But as I said, that was before the drugs.

[Who]

Sing the counting song

1 is fun

2 is blue

three is the bee's knees

4 is for some more counting

5 is mighty fine

7 is heaven

eight is great

nine is my favorite number

10 starts us off again.

repeat song.

Excuse me the counting song is very explicit make sure you censor it.
Here is a link to a more appropriate counting song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

[Who]

reads on me pls

Not a homie. In need of being lynched.

[Who]

If you get to replace into a hydra then everyone gets to replace into a hydra. So then we both replace into hydras and both hydras are All is Who.

[Who]

jingle and saske have more posts than korina ????

Ssh, you'll attract his attention.

[Who]

Who should I sheep this game?

If you weren't referring to me then you would have said Whom, thus clearly you were referring to me.

Though don't sheep me just yet, give Pine time to respond before bring things to L-1.

[Who]

Alternatively if you could replace my vote which is sitting on Pine attempting to pressure him into doing something and then my vote would be free to do other things that would work.

[Who]

Wait what would I even do with my vote

[Who]

Ofrhz I'm sorry but you'd be one of the more tempting vote targets if I left Pine.

[Who]

In fact let's do that. (Pine you can consider my vote on you long term but I'm just temporarily borrowing it from you in the short term)
VOTE: Ofrhz

[Who]

Ofrhz I'm sorry but you'd be one of the more tempting vote targets if I left Pine.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Okay that works putting this back where it belongs.
VOTE: Pine

[Who]

Tits - scum

Why Titus?

[Who]

Is this based on your specific knowledge of Titus or just in general?

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No we expect it.

[Who]

If you want to post when we least expect it then go without posting for a while.

[Who]

General. I don't think I played with them before.

Then I apologize but I will not weight your opinion very strongly. They seem okay to me. Unless there's anything specific you're referring to?

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We know what we're going to see. We don't know what you've posted after you post it usually.

[Who]

Rainbow bullshit is rainbow bullshit it doesn't matter what it actually says, we know that there's going to be a large amount of gibberish we don't bother to read.

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What am I trying to get you to do?

[Who]

wait is Korina annoying the actual players who are in the game?
I can help deal with your Korina problem if you guys want me to.

Right now it's fine because nothing important is going on so if he wants to fill a few pages while we're all doing other things then no harm done. Earlier yeah it was annoying to have to scroll through a bunch of rainbows.

[Who]

I agree with wagonomics being town. Ofrhz is nulltown I guess but mostly null.

[Who]

That is very helpful, thank you.

[Who]

This is so much nicer thank you Alisae.

[Who]

VOTE: PenguinPower
PenguinPower how are you doing today?

[Who]

VOTE: PenguinPower
PenguinPower how are you doing today?

Okay I’ll come back to you when you’re no longer on acid.

VOTE: rosterfoster
How are you doing today?

[Who]

wait is Korina annoying the actual players who are in the game?
I can help deal with your Korina problem if you guys want me to.

(・・。)ゞ

WHAT kinds of powers dost thou possess Alisea-san?

Install the following script using an extention like tampermonkey or something else for firefox but I don't remember what the name is

Code: Select all

// ==UserScript==
// @name          Mafiascum: Improved Foes List that works in mafia forums
// @namespace     https://www.mafiascum.net/
// @description   Helps blacklist all you want to your desire
// @include       https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?*
// @version       1.0
// ==/UserScript==

try {
   let thread = document.getElementById("page-body");
   let posts = thread.getElementsByClassName("post");
     let ignoreList = ["Ramcius", "Joan of Arc", "Vedith", "momo", "Korina"];
   for(var i=0;i<posts.length;i++) {
      let post = posts[i];
      let profile = post.getElementsByClassName("postprofile")[0];
      let usernameLink = profile.getElementsByTagName("a")[0];
      let username = usernameLink.text;
      if(ignoreList.indexOf(username) > -1) {
         let inner = post.getElementsByClassName("inner")[0];
         inner.innerText = "I NO LONGER HAVE TO READ YOUR POSTS THANK GOD";
      }
   }
} catch(e) {
   // Do nothing.
}

I've put Korina's name in there already, and thats my personal mute list, but you can edit it for however you want to use it.
Either that be catching up in games (yes, its useful for that), or just muting someone who is being annoying.
Enjoy

Reiterating that this exists for anyone catching up. Also, it’s easy enough to alter it to make it into a whitelist rather than a blacklist, and to make it display the username of the blocked poster.

[Who]

Texas Holdem is the best out of the gambling card games that I know. "Card game" is too general a category for me to pick one best.

[Who]

Okay so nomnom is one of:
1) Town with PR which triggers on admins posting, fakeclaiming survivor for some reason - Why not just be honest, other people have already claimed having PRs which trigger on NPC posts.
2) Town fakeclaiming as some kind of gambit, - ruled out by own admission
3) Telling the truth - A possibility
4) Scum with PR which triggers on admins posting, fakeclaiming survivor to make it happen and willing to take the blame when they don't disappear. - A bold move
5) Scum fakeclaiming as some kind of pretend gambit, - similarly unlikely by own admission, they'd be trying to pretend to be doing 2 but they've ruled out 2.
6) Scum betting on Kison not showing up. -BOLD MOVE

[Who]

Main possibilities are 3,4, and 6. Unless 4 is an exceptionally powerful PR which can be used before night, in all cases seems best to just get it to happen and then either 3 occurs visibly or we lynch.

[Who]

In the meantime Roster needs either more votes or to answer my question of how he's doing today. Or both, depending on his answer.

Zoraster just joined the 2019 SUPP discord, in case any NPC wants to hunt him down.

[Who]

I have never actually gambled on cards, I'm just talking about things which are stereotypically seen as gambling games.
BS has lots of variants, the variant in which the rank remains the same but you're allowed to pass is great, the variant in which the rank increases by one each player and you're not allowed to pass is not great.
War, if you're doing that just go for coin flips.
Solitaire I am not a fan of.
Faro I have never seen.

Hold 'em is better than the other common variant in which there are no common cards, but there are lots of variants of poker so I won't rule out one being better.

[Who]

This is different to survivor though. This is survivor who has claimed to mislynch themselves without interfering with the rest of us provided we get a certain event to happen.

[Who]

If it's true we don't waste a lynch. If it's a scum lie then we just lynch them after they've been proven to lie.

[Who]

RC could you go ping Zor and ask him to post here?

[Who]

Because you asked nicely.

[Who]

Say something like "Zoraster, I hope I am not bothering you oh almighty ruler of Mafiascum, but could you please post in xyzzy's game? One of the players is claiming that their role triggers on you posting in the thread, and we would be grateful if you could help us out by making such a post".

[Who]

rosterfoster you're here. How are you doing today?

[Who]

Pops summon Zoraster please.

[Who]

(I'm assuming that nobody has attempted to summon Zoraster. If they have then say so so that I can stop telling other people to do so and so that Zoraster does not get harassed by endless summons, and so that we can react to nomnomnom appropriately)

[Who]

Wait Who is actually playing this game as opposed to shitposting in it, what?

Is anyone playing in it, or are we all waiting around for random shit to happen?

Pine's wagon dissolved because even though he's obvscum we aren't lynching him right now and he refused to respond to the wagon so it ceased to serve a purpose. Anything regarding nomnomnom has to wait for either Zor and (Wait is it and or or? And seems unlikely, it's kinda tempting to just lynch unless we can make progress) Kison to post or for us to give up on that and just lynch them. Jingle and Wagonomics are already obvtown but they turn mason at 100 posts. Roster's wagon is weirdly resistant to building, a bunch of players are doing nothing but shitposting, and nothing else is happening.

Some of this could be fixed if you would go and hunt down Zor.

[Who]

first step is getting admins to post to get me confirmed and secure my victory, that'll already be a good step forward for action

Do you need both admins to post or would just one be sufficient?

[Who]

A reevaluation of the possibilities:

Okay so nomnom is one of:
3) Telling the truth - A possibility
4) Scum with PR which triggers on admins posting, fakeclaiming survivor to make it happen and willing to take the blame when they don't disappear. - A bold move
6) Scum betting on Kison not showing up. -BOLD MOVE

7) A survivor who wins and ends the game if Zor and Kison show up - Okay so earlier I thought this was unlikely because I don't think xyzzy would end the game based on a random event which could occur outside our control, but given how difficult it seems I'm re-evaluating that possibility. Though xyzzy didn't fully know its likelihood in advance, they probably wouldn't introduce such risk of the game ending so early.

6 seems more likely to work and thus less bold, but given that it only preserves nomnomnom until the day before XYLO, they don't gain much out of it. Has anyone played with nomnomnom before? Do they have a habit of being lynched early? Do they have a habit of making bold moves? Or maybe they have some kind of ability which accelerates XYLO we don't know about. But even then they'd be lynched in XYLO unless they can double-accelerate it, which seems unlikely.

[Who]

Wait Who is actually playing this game as opposed to shitposting in it, what?

Anything regarding nomnomnom has to wait for either Zor and (Wait is it and or or? And seems unlikely, it's kinda tempting to just lynch unless we can make progress) Kison to post or for us to give up on that and just lynch them. Jingle and Wagonomics are already obvtown but they turn mason at 100 posts.

Wait Kison I might could actually summon we are besties on IM.
You asked me for help summoning Zor.
You should have researched my connections better.

And I now have no standing with which to request anything. But other people in this thread who have done better research are asking you to summon Kison.

[Who]

There are quite a few people in SUPP voicechat right now, including Zoraster. If one of you NPCs could go and advertise this game you we would probably get a bunch of new posters.

[Who]

Ew it looks like ya'll actually playing mafia in this game now


You people disgust me.

Summon other NPCs, it will bring back some shitposting if it means that much to you.

[Who]

I like how xyzzy doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

I like how xyzzy doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

[Who]

NOW ACCEPTING BETS ON WHETHER NOMNOM REACHES DAY FOUR

All takers please state your wager

When does the betting close? Can I instead go all in on a short term bet then put the winnings in here for even more money?

[Who]

Oh then I will put all my wagoncoins on that bet until there is quicker money to be made.

[Who]

Wait @Who you really think I reach day 4?

No, but if I lock in all my wagoncoins now then I can only bet 100 wagoncoins. If I double that 100 into 200 then i can bet 200 wagoncoins against you reaching day 4.

[Who]

Oh then I will put all my wagoncoins on that bet until there is quicker money to be made.

Can you be clear that you are betting nomnom will be dead? or nomnom will be alive?

I am betting that nomnomnom is no longer in the game. Do I need to specify between left victorious vs lynched?

[Who]

I'm also masons with Ausuka btw

Wait what? So the whole masons with Jingle thing didn’t happen? Jingle card to comment? Ausuka care to comment?

[Who]

I'm also masons with Ausuka btw

Wait what? So the whole masons with Jingle thing didn’t happen? Jingle card to comment? Ausuka care to comment?

Ignore this didn’t see the page top and preview didn’t warn me for some reason.

[Who]

I'm also masons with Ausuka btw

Wait what? So the whole masons with Jingle thing didn’t happen? Jingle card to comment? Ausuka care to comment?

Ignore this didn’t see the page top and preview didn’t warn me for some reason.

Wait but you thought they were masons?

I’m confused. Is there or is there not a mason claim? I thought Jingle and Wagonomics had claimed masons who confirmed that each other were masons at 100 NPCs.

[Who]

I haven’t played mafia in years and am not up to date on the current slang, I thought that you had actually claimed mason and then were switching who your alleged partner was which if taken literally is a cross between sketchy and confusing. Also I didn’t really question it when you and Jingle claimed because you two were the towniest-seeming players, in contrast to your new masonry partners who are very much not.

[Who]

They’re both null. Ofrhz is nulltown, Ausuka is nullscum.

[Who]

Wait are we all still pretending your dayvig was real? The meta has changed a lot.

[Who]

but hot damn you have a scummy playstyle if you're town

So go ahead and policy lynch me for it. You won’t be the first.

[Who]

Every time I play mafia.

[Who]

VOTE: Who

More of this needed.

[Who]

Random. But mafia only works as a game if we delude ourselves into forgetting that.

[Who]

Hi. VOTE: Who

No I said more your vote is already on me from when you replaced in.

[Who]

You feel correctly!

[Who]

I’ll try. But historically I have been very bad at that.

[Who]

When I said that I was being overly emotional, and upon looking back the "obv" part was unwarranted.

Pine let the game die. There was a bunch of momentum, things were happening, there was a wagon on Pine, he was asked for a comment on it, he was like "Nah", and everyone said "Wait what do we do now" and lost interest. The apathy he caused benefits scum. But town do anti-town things all the time and it isn't actual evidence.

I agree with you about the resistance to the Roster wagon. The Eevee wagon seems sketchy when viewed in this light, two players who hadn't previously mentioned Eevee suddenly vote a target players on the Roster wagon had been suspicious of, I suspect that at least one is scum.

[Who]

Has this game settled down to the point of it being an actual game and not constant shitposting? I haven't read or posted here since I got bigmad. Can i help and if yes what should I know?

(Non-Player)

Nomnomnom has claimed that they are a survivor who wins and leaves the game if Zor and Kison post. If you could get Zor and Kison to post, that would be exceedingly helpful.

[Who]

I'm calling bullshit. There's no reason for town to do something like that. Claimed survivor and now has vig shots? Sounds like survivor who just turned serial killer.
VOTE: Nomnomnom

[Who]

Called it!

Yes. You called it because I announced in advance that if you were a lying scumfuck I'd lynch you. Good job, have a medal.

[Who]

who why do you want to 3p hunt on d1?

It's not a hunt if we know they're either 3p or scum and have just gotten access to kills (Or if already mafia, more kills).

Yeah that's odd I thought I was supposed to be a gambitting scum? Now I'm a serial killer?

big think!!!

Out of the options I have listed, you have confirmed that it was option 4. Now that I see that the PR you obtained is vig, this also opens up the possibility that you are 3P scum, when previously I didn't know what you were going to gain if it even was option 4. It doesn't matter which you are out of {Mafia who just got another kill, 3P who just got a kill}, you're scum with a kill, that's what matters.

[Who]

Nom has done all but claim scum (Well, they have claimed 3P, they just "retracted" it), and has claimed kill.

[Who]

Who's using faulty logic

How is it faulty? If they were town they could just have followed everyone else and said "Town who gets PR when X, give me X". They had to invent an elaborate story about being scum so that suspicion of them wouldn't cause us to not attempt to make their goal happen.

[Who]

Okay sorry for being less active recently, it appears we have a guilty so let's lynch as soon as that gets confirmed. And also we should give everyone a chance to post in case anyone has information they want to declare.

I cannot see any universe in which Lavender's claim makes sense as town.

@Who- Why RC?

Mainly because he's my friend from D&D separately to this game and I'd rather hydra with him than a random person I've never interacted with. Also because I've generally heard that he's good at scumhunting but as a non-player he seemed reluctant to scumhunt without motivation.

[Who]

i'll refrain from commenting until you're done with whatever you're doing.

I'm waiting for EV to explicitly confirm my IC status, actually.

I'll logic after that.

I don't see how caught scum confirming that you're conftown to them confirms you. You're generally super town, but you seem to have lost hope of confirmation.

[Who]

I want to see Who posting

Hello I'm posting. All the reasons for being active I listed in that earlier post where I talked about reasons I was active have decreased/disappeared, and I'm generally far less motivated at the moment. Also there doesn't seem to be much to do right now other than wait for NSG and Pine.

You are not Who.

All is Who.

[Who]

Someone tell sitechat to do the counting game in here.

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[Who]

Cars are bad.

[Who]

Don't drink and drive, bad Jingle.

[Who]

Yes, but the koala bears deserve it.

[Who]

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

[Who]

Idk what round dancing it but it sounds like it's not partnership dancing so I wouldn't like it as much

It's dancing in a circle, clearly.

[Who]

Don't drink and drive, bad Jingle.

Too late, I guess?

Although I was significantly less than tipsy while driving, running out of kahlua happened when I got home

MURDERER.

[Who]

Once on another forum I saw a game called double post. It was the most political game I have ever seen.

[Who]

Don't drink and drive, bad Jingle.

Too late, I guess?

Although I was significantly less than tipsy while driving, running out of kahlua happened when I got home

MURDERER.

I was legally in the right tonight.

Umm, legal killer? I dunno there isn't as catchy a word for that.

[Who]

How does Who know so much about Koala's is he a zoologoist?

I googled "Koala Stupid"

[Who]

Driving ethics is complex and sooner than you think it will be unethical to drive a car at 0.0 BAC because the car could drive itself instead

Yes. But even sooner, it will be unethical to drive if you otherwise have the option of walking or taking public transport.

good omens is a good show

It is indeed.

[Who]

Also a good book.

[Who]

How does Who know so much about Koala's is he a zoologoist?

I googled "Koala Stupid"

What series of events led you to this life choice?

I saw someone mention Koalas.

[Who]

Actually that's a lie. I googled "Koala copypasta". Though as I checked afterwards, "Koala stupid" works too.

[Who]

Dolphins on the other hand, I know are terrible terrible creatures without needing to see a copypasta on it.

[Who]

Also while we're judging random animals, octopodes are great.

[Who]

I would never dolphin, whether sober or drunk. I don't know what that it means as a verb exactly, but none of those options are remotely close to things which should ever be considered.

[Who]

Also while we're judging random animals, octopodes are great.

Though annoying thing about octopodes, they're uncephalized, which means that uncephalized doesn't work as an insult.

[Who]

Judge drunken lemurs.

I don't know enough about them.

[Who]

are we getting to 1000 tonight

Let's gooooo

[Who]

Even though I should sleep soon.

[Who]

I really want to beat dungeon crawl stone soup with the octopus race I think it might be called octopode

Octopodes is the plural. Octopus is the singular. Octopode is not a thing.

[Who]

I stand corrected. Octopode is just a term for anything with 8 legs. But octopodes is the correct plural of octopus because yay prescriptivism.

[Who]

Even though we should all just ditch it and settle on octopuses but being pretentious is fun.

[Who]

Well guess what Who maybe you know how to grammarificate octupus but I have seen an octupus IRL!!!111

I think I have too. I forget. I haven't been to an aquarium in a long time.
I've eaten octopus. It's tasty.

[Who]

Isn’t octopuses and octopi equally acceptable?

No octopi is very wrong.

[Who]

Octopuses is the english plural, fitting since it's an english word. Octopodes is the greek plural, fitting since it's from a greek root. Octopi is the latin plural, which is blatantly wrong.

[Who]

I saw one IN THE WILD

Oh that's pretty cool.

[Who]

What no that's a valid word.

[Who]

Octopi is from english speakers who think octopus sounds latin pretending it's latin and giving it a plural which sounds latin when it isn't latin.

[Who]

Can we all just agree that a group of octopi is a gaggle?

I don't really have a stance on the collective noun. Too much energy devoted to caring about the plural form.

[Who]

Aquariums are cool though that's the only way I've gotten to see otters

Otters are in aquariums? I've seen them in zoos but never aquariums.

[Who]

I have seen many cows.

[Who]

I've just realized there's no animal I've seen which I think I should get bragging rights for saying "I've seen this animal"

[Who]

Instead of comparing what we've seen let's compare what we've eaten. My opening move is:
Brains of unknown origin.

[Who]

AP?

Advanced Placement. Refers to a set of tests highschoolers can take to get credit for college courses at lots of colleges.

[Who]

AP?

Advanced Placement. Refers to a set of tests highschoolers can take to get credit for college courses at lots of colleges.

I showed up to the stats ap exam without a calculator. Would not recommend.

I showed up to the stats ap exam without having taken the class or studied for it in any way beyond skimming the first half of the book the night before. And yet I still got a 4 just for showing up.

[Who]

One more page we can do this.

[Who]

The only way to stop a bad musical with a gun is a good musical with a gun.

[Who]

I don't have any ice cream. I have yogurt though, which is basically the same hting.

[Who]

I should go have some yogurt.

[Who]

On the subject of the Good Omens tv show, Death was rather disappointing and did not live up to my expecations. Also the horsemen in general. They didn't have 4 other horsemen, like people covered in fish.
Overall it was good though.

[Who]

Are we though? Are we really?

[Who]

Sounds tasty.

[Who]

What does it taaste like, if you don't mind me asking?

[Who]

VICTORY!

[Who]

Okay PP now has watcher and we are free to lynch Pine.

[Who]

it tastes like disappointment orz you are too sneaky who

You may be #1 in SUPP, but not in this.

Or... we can go for the record.

That seems like an unnecessary risk.

[Who]

Unless you're saying the record is worth losing for.

[Who]

Isn't there some kind of rule about playing to your wincon though?

[Who]

War and Famine were cool. Pollution was meh but wasn't that great in the book either. Death was great in the book but meh in the show.

[Who]

Ehhh, I cannot see a world in which going to 1k today benefits us. If Pine flips scum we go to 1k tomorrow and PP gets confirmed the next day, if Pine flips town we lynch PP tomorrow.

[Who]

Or well, I suppose that I'm not factoring in the possibility of other scum PRs.

[Who]

I can't think of any which would lead to it being a good idea to set a record, but I also can't think of any reason why they couldn't exist.

[Who]

We should set a record.

[Who]

Just to be on the safe side.

[Who]

But also I'm going to sleep now. I will assist in setting a record at some point in the future assuming it is still an option.

[Who]

Wasn't there some study or something which said they were discriminated against which got linked to back when the asexual thread was a thing?

[Who]

Sure it's easier to hide, but if people do find out they'll still discriminate.

[Who]

It’s not like it’s something people find out through casual conversation.

Says the person whose asexuality just came up in casual conversation.

[Who]

maybe we should force who to actually play the game and place the final vote

THE WHO BEACON WAS ACTIVATED.
VOTE: Ofrhz

[Who]

It’s good to see you again who tho
I’m not mad, it was still a pretty fun game

Like I said in day one, my reads are no better than random. I had nothing to contribute other than recruiting someone with better than random reads.

[Who]

if this is a loss i don't take responsibility for it. i didnt tell who to hammer now. there was a lot of rereading i still wanted to do.

Sorry for misinterpreting. But honestly I'm pretty sure it's Ofrhz.

[Who]

Thank you Xyzzy for modding, thank you RC for winning this game for us despite the fact that you didn't even sign up for it.

You know, I think Who is a very smart player.

Their smartest move was getting RC to do everything for them.

It was an effective strategy.

[Who]

Responses to dead thread posts:
Nomnomnom, I was used to your actions d1 being a scumclaim and would have done the same thing there whatever alignment I was. If you scumread me for other things then good job, but if you scumread me for my reaction to your claim then that was not alignment indicative.

Xyzzy, I'm not sure how powerful scum hydraifier is in general. I got lucky in that me not posting and letting RC do everything was what I would have done as town, but someone who is generally more active would be suspicious. Also, RC is good as both alignments so it would have made sense for me to recruit him as town, if he hadn't posted I probably wouldn't have had a similarly good recruitment target, and would probably just have gone creature and claimed that it's not my fault he's not interested in this game but scum-me wouldn't have dared recruiting him.

[Who]

i saw the game as already essentially won when we pushed the idea that we couldn't simultaneously be the hydra recruiter and the roleblocker.

Yeah that worked waaaaayyyy better than I was expecting it to.

[Who]

Oh yeah letting the game take its course was 100% scum. I was hoping people would assume I wasn't reading the game at the time.

[Who]

Speaking of my end of d1 lurking, something I wanted to say at the time but didn't want to post:

here's an offsite example where NM was lolhammered as an IC

I raise you The lolhammer of an IC who enabled all town PRs.

[Who]

Oh yeah letting the game take its course was 100% scum. I was hoping people would assume I wasn't reading the game at the time.

Actually idk, as Jingle said my d1 activity was 100% my scum meta and as town I may have just lurked all day. But the immediately beginning to lurk once I decided to let d1 take its course was scum.

Jingle, I stand by my excuses and hope I would have been active due to them as town, but I also don't know how much my town meta has changed since I last played, but your read was probably correct and I probably wouldn't have done that as town.

[Who]

Oh yeah Jingle

Also, who, wrt the mason bidness,

I am not now nor have I ever been a member of the communist party.

I am almost certainly the nightkill tonight.

Was this asking me if I was a JK? It felt like it was asking me if I was a JK. And I had been planning on claiming JK eventually before that happened, but then once it happened I couldn’t claim JK because I didn’t want to do it immediately and couldn’t do so after not having done so there.

[Who]

Claiming JK would have been an autoloss

It was obvious the roleblocker had to be scum both balance and targets wise

This was early d1 before claims had happened.

[Who]

I was keeping it open as an option early in d1 before Jingle’s comment, I would have re-evaluated the option later.
I was also considering not recruiting anyone because I was afraid of being declared scum for not recruiting Creature.

I was considering a lot of very different things early d1 which I didn’t end up doing, I was just wondering if I closed the JK option for the right reason.

[Who]

Idk I vote we lynch RC and win this thing for the homies.

I'm sorry. I was planning to in the beginning, but then I ended up betraying the homies.

[Who]

Oh also, Korina, in case you didn't realize I was trying to goad you into spamming while looking like I was trying to prevent you from spamming. Sadly I failed.

[Who]

Makes sense. I can see how doing literally anything else would probably be a better use of your time.