secret hitler round 2 [7/7] (fascists win!)

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/in

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i am afk eating lunch

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here when my game ends

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i will never vote for cakez

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i think my new strat with peta will just be literally SRing him every game
eventually he will flip scum

i mean i expected that anyway

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convince me to pick you MY POLITICAL UNDERLINGS

Chancellor is economics right? Us toads are very good at saving money

fashy post

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Well I have a good liberal strat we can use for elections but me being last at table makes the suggestion kinda funny

The strat is as follows. We need to get reads on everyone. Things cycle through a table in a row. 7 people at table. To get the most reads quickly we should have elections go as follows

Seat 1 noms seat 7
Seat 2 noms seat 6
Seat 3 noms seat 5
Seat 4 noms whoever most liberal so far

Then this plan stops and we go based on reads gotten so far. Thoughts?

the election tracker is at 3 though?

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my understanding now is that i just refelexively vote no on the first proposal no matter what

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pokerface can be a liberal though

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pokerface can be a liberal though

Do not agree, if he's a fasc card counter he knows how to pretend to have a good agenda

i don't see why he bothers proposing it at all as fash

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imma piss

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i said that was a bad idea

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make me prez

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i want to be in a government with peta so he can bus me again

time to bus my own hitler

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unwnd nom someone so i can autonein it

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you dont want unwnd as pres

you dont want toad

so lets just get to me

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mabe unwnd is telling the truth, we dont know, but for now its safest to put someone else in

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i think if theyre lying we just out them via card counting

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unwnd is fascist scum with cakeboi

i saw them putting on jackboots together

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I'm liberal as hell ask me anything

whats your opinion on free speech

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Which rube believes the 3F raise ur hand

even if it was 3F I believe it's Cakeboi's fault

he drew the cards to him with his fascist magnetism

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i voted

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^^^bussing

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toad frozen

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i believe in pooky

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i changed my mind about toad

lmao why

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chancellor is w/e but toad has done nothing worthy of being president

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if anything likely buddying up to menalque from toad

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peta fascist

suck me from the back

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waiting for claims from toad and mena

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peta fascist

suck me from the back

i got you this time

sure thing

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Why did u nein peta, that’s sus

i wanted to be pres and didnt trust toad

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nominate pokerface

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but toad just passed a liberal policy

i didnt know that when i voted so what the fuck are you trying to pull

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i mean im not the one who passed a fascist policy first turn and went buhhh 3R

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cakez is just desperate to discredit me

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like an annoying fly

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We need to test a new pair

unwnd and poker maybe? still don't get why the first vote is meant to be AI for unwnd

please refer to the rotation

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like an annoying fly

I CAUGHT YOU THIS TIME MOFO

this is so fake lol

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SUCK IT CAKEBOI

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easiest game of my life

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i had 2F1L

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pooky im pretty sure me + you gets voted down

also i feel like you might be fash

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I'm afraid pooks is probably fasc too

The Ja votes all looked clean

by that logic youre a fascist lmao

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we'll know cakez is lying when we get stuck with F cards lol

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Strong objections to unwnd?

its him or toad and atp its worth the test

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I'm not fucking stupid

(X) Doubt

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one of unwnd/toad is probably bad, cld see toad looking to save face after cakez basically outed himself round 1 but maybe more likely lib than unwnd who i dont remember anything from

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i reread unwnd ad his last few postas are noise. toad is fine as chanc i think

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GREEN ME PLEASE

lmao

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i reread unwnd ad his last few postas are noise. toad is fine as chanc i think

How is a readlist noise

i thought you were just mentioning who was eligible lmao

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GREEN ME PLEASE

lmao

NO. avoid passing a fascist just to get an inspect. green no one. always pick a liberal. That will win!

im laughing it at cuz cakes is outed obv thats a bad idea

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lmfao

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lol zzz game

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but it ALSO means that I think that peta is probably confirmed lying

what

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i probably shoot it down regardless

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it's a hard throw to pass F with your buddy on turn one right? so that means unwnd probably telling the truth about receiving 2F?

which means that 5Fs are accounted for

which means peta is lying

i dont see how

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Nein this cuz Pooky is fasc

bus less badly

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there's only 6Fs in the deck right?

6L

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theres a lot of Fs

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just nein it and put poker in

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cakez lolcatting

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only probably one of the first Fs was an L meaning of the remaining 5 there should be uhhh 2L ?

yeah thats right

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lol

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poker, pick peta

ja

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toad is ineligible

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cakez literally just calls me scum as a meme b/c i beat him every time

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but also hes a fascist this game

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cakez literally just calls me scum as a meme b/c i beat him every time

You're literally scum this game

lol k

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vote yes on this poker is town

aren't i outed scum to you cakeboi

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cakez literally just calls me scum as a meme b/c i beat him every time

You're literally scum this game

lol k

All you have is lmao and lol k
You have no defense
You are confirmed scum

i have no reason to take you seriously you're just fucking annoying

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mmmhmm

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why are you taking a fucking marathon game so seriously

im not

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i was given 2F

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goddammit

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i was given 2F

BS I gave you 1 of each!!!!

oh ffs

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cakez wanting that to pass should have been a red flag

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well i know hes fake so his cop check doesnt matter

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cakez wanting that to pass should have been a red flag

It was reverse psychology i wanted it to fail because you were in it
And i know people don't want to do what i want this game

ok well played

you're still scum though

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Correct me if I'm wrong but that basically means no libs are left right

it shuffles anyway now, no?

yeah we're at the shuffle

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i have no input here for what i know is gonna be a lie

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either way, I am right in thinking that we no longer want either of peta/poker in govt, right?

more or less correct yea

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so who I check?
unwnd, pooky or mena?

I lean toward mena since that will help determine if cakez did give them 2 fs.

You all think this fine?

unwnd was in government with cakez, but go ahead, "check" him

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Holy crap!!!

unwnd and peta are both fascist!

lmfao ok

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this is all a play to try to redeem sircakez isnt it

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i respect the stones on pokerface

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Why does scum poker go all in like this here
He was widely townread

because he needs to save you his buddy

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peta you can wink nod me to your leader

im liberal

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i wish i were fascist

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okay, if we Ja this what happens if it reds

hmm

I don't think I want cakez to have the presidential?

think I prefer neining this and unwnd until we have toad again

unless that fucks us in terms of a president afterwards

after toad its me/you/pooky and i assume we vote you in, just makes it complicated for who you choose as chanc

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we can get mena/toad once and then the game gets hard

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lol saw the lock and got scared

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i think if we do unwnd/toad we can have toad as president after and that seems ideal

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i think if we do unwnd/toad we can have toad as president after and that seems ideal

err

what?

either we wait on you/toad pr we set someone else up now

at some point we have to choose a non universal liberal read to be in government though

and this is probably safe?

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eh if people dont want it ok

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im assuming poker isnt pulling some big brain bus though

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i mean i was pretty close to backing a pooky chancellor nomination but i'm kind of backing out of that now. Unwnd or peta if we can pass a liberal next go

They are confscum

cakez so sad poker wasnt able to save him

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i would like to get this done sometime tonight so i can go outside lol

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well

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i hope we havent turbofucked this game

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Were we fucking wrong about toad

lol nice try cakeboi

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i got 3f. chancellor is supposed to claim first but unless mena wants to claim he discarded a liberal i don't see the point.

i just choose mena for president yeah?

yeah agree

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big bummer i guess if mena or toad is the deephitler

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can everyone say who they want me to pick

uhhh

me or unwnd but you won't do either of those so

pooky?

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i will vote ja for myself or unwnd or pooky i guess

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lol if poker big brain bussed his hitler

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okay, I need to do some math

it was 3F

what's the probability of drawing 3F twice in a row

because I'm either shooting toad or pooky here

9/12*8/11*7/10*6/9*5/8*4/7

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that's 9.1%

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is this an auto loss if I miss? I think it is right because scum just stall out the game until we get random

and if we get a random fash after 3 fails then poker will be president and can shoot a lib for the win

yeah it's a loss if you miss

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poker is fash and if there's a hitler it's probably toad i don't think pooky trolls like this as scum

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unwnd/peta should I trust the math and shoot toad or trust my gut and shoot pooky?

i dont think pookys hitler

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strctly speaking if it actually is 6F in a row and we have cursed luck its still 50/50 rest of the way

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how do cakez or poker make sense as hitler ?

not saying either of those im saying toad makes more sense

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nuke unwnd

lol i should run marathon defcon

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i'm gonna go get dressed for a run i don't have other input to add right now, cakez and poker are givens i think and the main question is just who's hitler

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well this is probably a loss

nominate toad

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not even ja'ing my own nom

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w/e

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peta what do you think. do you want this

might as well

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1F1L

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i guess it's not game over?

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i would really like to wrap this before it gets dark

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I was hoping peta would pass fash which would confirm (peta/unwnd/toad) where toad must be hitler and I could shoot for the win

that would imply i was trying to get my own hitler shot, which, i'm not that crazy

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i have a confession to make. i'm fascist with peta and menalque is our hitler. the game is over. sorry liberals

ebin

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but no i'm a pure hearted liberal who believes in market based solutions to social issues and supports computer training for workers

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i legit hafta flake if this goes longer

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so it was probably

FFL FFF FLL

which means uh

5F left and 3L

so the rand chance isn't great and we prob need to try to form a govt

unwnd + who as chanc if it cant be you or me

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poker you know you're getting shot down stop slowrolling

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lmao

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i was playing on the assumption it was over and people were saying fuck it

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is unwnd afk

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i was terrified he would not go through with it thank god

that was exhausting

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i GUESS cakez can brag about catching me here

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i didnt want mena getting the shot and potentially tipping the balance back

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I thought it was Poker and Pooky like the whole game ;_;

LMAO

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I'm legit quite sad, I really tried this game and it just all went so badly wrong

sorry man, i thought your team had it and we really got bailed out by randomness

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Random.org needs to be nominated for best mafioso of all time.

They had the nerve to bus hitler and 1 buddy giving them 3fs on shuffle 1 and then generated a comeback victory with 6fs after next shuffle

No one lied about card claims entire game. Liberals should have won this. But I not even mad I lost since this was so much fun!

i lied about my cards when i was president early on, it was 1F and 2L, i discarded an L but said it was 2F 1L. i felt like i had to throw off card counting down the line

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it's 24% ok not even close

btw if anyone has any advice for how can i improve my game i'd like that, i actually tried this game and i thought we were going to win at one point but it just wasn't meant to be

honestly i thought you were great idk much about SH though. like has been said you got dealt a brutal hand of fate with some poor luck that otherwise was a likely win for your team. i don't think there was necessarily any fault with anything you did

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also I wasn't really going to throw I just wanted peta to tell me who hitler was.

i knew u were