CYOA Mafia [7/7] (4-4:30 EST start)

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/in if start is later tonight, maybe around 3pm EST or something

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Starting this at 4-4:30 PM EST

Any objections please state them

How late do you anticipate it running?

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Okay, that’s cool for me then

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/tentative in

!!

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who is not confirming

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hang on I'm pinging her

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oh shit we started lmao

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VOTE: 3

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self-crare

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take a day off ydra, you deserve it

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I feel that (3) being a negative outcome is buying into capitalist propaganda

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so who wanted three

c'est moi

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I feel that (3) being a negative outcome is buying into capitalist propaganda

I disagree.

how is it not

the American dream is a lie

wake up and skip school

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ydrasse I trust you, what do

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I think Danica maybe scum

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kinda like Anya for town maybe

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VOTE: danica

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pure gut my attention is still mostly elsewhere

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Danica/ircher

Danica is gut

Ircher is for being
капиталистические колебания

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VOTE: 2

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this one is very obvious

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why am I scum danica

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VOTE: danica

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dan gone real quiet

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is it 2 or 3 wolves?

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well the good choice is 1

but the hilarious choice is 2

>what do

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I really wanna vote 2 lmao don't be a square unwnd

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smoking with your teenager in a controlled environment is good parenting

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VOTE: 2

LETS GOOOO

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can we yeet danica yet

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ydrasse is goodie or pocketing me

peta fuck knows

Anya feels innocent

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is it 2 or 3 wolves?

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can we yeet danica yet

how is monopush me on 'gut' town here

my farts are townier than u

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ah yes, the i exist pocket

classic

I mean

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Idk why you're assuming that's even possible here

original setup post said 2-3

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I feel like nightless plus the cyoa mechanic makes it unclear

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VOTE: 1

wife needs to get in the rotation

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oh lol was it ydra/anya

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oh no my reads

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^read in the voice of Eric Rosen pls

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wait there's not 2 scum lmao

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wdym no checks left

we had checks?

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VOTE: 1

I reject your moralistic framing of the choices, unwnd

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VOTE: no lim

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VOTE: 2

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hit that fuckin blunt bay-bee

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CYOA Event 3 (Reroll)

(2) Ignore your wife, and continue to pass the blunt lol

> You ignore your wife and decide to continue to smoke with your son. You begin to feel funky. You look at your hand. Your hand is big. So fucking big. Whooooaaaa. I wonder how big a gorilla's hand would be? Like, think about it. We came from gorillas. Maybe that's why my hand is big too. Awesome. You continue to have stupid weed thoughts and forget what you're doing. You don't even notice your wife as she comes into the room and takes her son. She is leaving you. Bummer.

NEGATIVE OUTCOME

you normative fucker

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I don't wanna be married to a fuckin square anyway

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what's our next CYOA

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maybe we just truce this one out and make unwnd write us an entire CYOA book?

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kind of worrisome that our wife would have this reaction after 1 perceived incident/slight in our marriage and not opting to go to counseling so we could fix things and instead jumped to worst possible conclusions

i think we saved ourselves

I agree ydra, this was not a healthy relationship and there were clearly some serious underlying issues at stake

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ydrasse is goodie or pocketing me

what gave you this feeling exactly

err 1 sec

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menalque/ydrasse both super suspicious for way they push me here

i have no strong feelings about you being scm but i have no strong feelings about anyone and am just sheeping, so shru g

smoking with your teenager in a controlled environment is good parenting

+1

vote 2

mostly this

but now I think ydra is just goodie so it's between u and Anya

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VOTE: anya

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well that was easier than I was anticipating lol

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i don't hellbus my teammate on day 1 in nightless though, that was just a good gut read

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didn't you do exactly this in a marathon game like a couple of marathon weekends ago?

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UNVOTE:

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and then got shirty with me for using it as meta on you in PyP ?

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ydrasse the towniest slot to ever walk the face of mafiascum

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i don't hellbus my teammate on day 1 in nightless though, that was just a good gut read

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didn't you do exactly this in a marathon game like a couple of marathon weekends ago?

that was different because of setup mechanics

was it not also like

very suboptimal there for you to do it but it won you the game because of that?

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I may be misremembering, what game was it ?

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menal could you answer why you thought it was me

I mean I wasn't super hard on it but u voted me and it was the easier thing to do to just assume you were scum pushing me and let peta have it if he's scum lol

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-___-

*hug*

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I believe in u ydra u can do it

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actually tbf ydra if u tr me we can just yeet the other two in any order and win

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I also give u one (1) free pass token to misread me and not worry about it if you don't TR me here

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VOTE: peta

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I absolutely don't think it's ydrasse

prob just peta atp

could still be anya

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... >_> do you say that as town

ugh

yes

as u will momentarily see

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sigh

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peta why would you betray me like this

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this has made me want to design a full CYOA theme game, so ty for the inspiration unwnd and ty for modding

ydra u were wonderful

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Weed is bad for you

lies

give me applicability not allegory

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ty mena ^^

uwu :3

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are we all gonna write and run CYOA games now lmao

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i jus want to play dnd with you guys

I would do this

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I started playing a few months ago bc pandemic but don't really rate our DM if I'm totally honest

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I blame you all for making me go the weed route

the dankest adventure of them all

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I'm gonna run one called "climbing Kush mountain"

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it's like CYOA only every choice results in getting blazed

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I /pre-in if you're serious Mena

half-serious

I'm serious about writing one and making it into either a large or mini theme

I'm half-serious about the title being climbing Kush mountain lol

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I've never explored mash territory once

Do you just make your own games and people sign up?

basically yeah

you should check it out, mish mash is super fun and the people are v chill

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Does a mash game require setup

not really I don't think

maybe check with a mish mash mod? but I think it's basically just: if you have an idea, make a thread, and if people like it, they'll /in

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I just don't want this idea to die because I'm really invested in it now

Do you guys want me to do something in mash? Unless Mena wants to

I would rather play tbh

and like I said, maybe mod a CYOA sometime in the near-ish future

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if ppl want i'll make a thread for this: https://imgur.com/a/QVh4f8k

it's essentially a CYOA but with old-school D&D rules

Y E S

/prein