Micro 1037: A Normal Blitz IV - Game Over

[NorwegianboyEE]

VOTE: Pookythemagicalbear

[NorwegianboyEE]

Stop posting vids i’m never gonna click on.

[NorwegianboyEE]

Good vote

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I appreciate the artistry over the spammy videos.
Truly an small but delectable golden bite of goodness to find in this vast age of facebookization.

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*pukes*

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Yo mama is towny

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Good thing i pre-emptively ongused you.

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I am scummy.
But why would that not make me town?
Srs question.

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i've absolutely decimated norwee when he was scum... absolutely maimed

I can’t remember so it prob didn’t happen.

[NorwegianboyEE]

Didn’t you townread me for like 10 days before scumreading me in ElO

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His posting is devoid of the innocent jovial nature I've come to expect from him

If my posting was jovial in nature i would be scum.
If it feels like i’m an ticking time bomb that will set off on any innocent schmuck any second, i’m prob town.

[NorwegianboyEE]

Insert:
"Is this a x" meme.

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If you don’t like my 24/7 avatar changes you’re just gonna have to suck it up buttercup.

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Wait Isis, don’t you always scumread me in day 1’s?

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Ydrasse how come in every game you’re creepily synced up with another player, but somehow always unalligned.

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Would have been more fun if it was explained as an relationship that was parisitic in nature.
Preferably with descriptions that include copius amounts of bloodsucking.

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Kay, so who do we not like?

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Oh right, Georgebailey.
VOTE: Georgebailey

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You just keep up your fighting attitude Datisi. Ganbare!
I'll just chill out on the sidelines. :3

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Can you simplify your language in your latest posts Ydrasse.
Norwee doesn’t understand long droning bloviation.

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I’ve never played with Shiki before.
Sounds like i’ve missed out.

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I think Datsi and Ydress are good.

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Where is Beorge

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He says it’s gonna get old if we buss for the 5th time in order to distance.

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I'm worried if maybe the way Norwee plays townreading in early makes him play in a way it just never gets re-evalled later

Is that bad?

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Lady Chloe's response feels incredibly defensive for what feels like pushes for information. Especially 145

VOTE: Lady Chloe

Pedit: hi datisi

Are you scumreading Chloe for real or did you just feel like you had to do something so you wouldn't look sus?

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only after these shiki posts did i finally fully understand ydrasse's points and that she was genuinely talking about an usage of a word and now i again feel like murdering ydrasse

Is this like in that one game i had where someone tried to push an player for being scum because they reasoned that only scum would use the phrase "honestly".

[NorwegianboyEE]

Which tea?

[NorwegianboyEE]

I recommend Genmaicha, steeped for at least 5 minutes to let the sweetness of the brown rice fully accentuate the flavour. 2-3 teaspoons of sugar goes well.
Alternatively an creamy but strong English breakfast tea, steeped for 2-3 minutes and lightened with 2 teaspoons of sugar and coffee whitener.
An Earl Grey is always the classic though. An mainstay of my arsenal as i never accept living without an ready storage assortment of Twinings Earl Grey Tea.
Lipton can **** off. For quality teas, Twinings is the very best.

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Did you try to find the classiest tea?
Respect for that.

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George has felt pretty scummy in this game.
And if you wish, we can gently share a drink to his demise Pooky.

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Meaning you wish only to treat with the authority of Datisi?
I find that to be impudent.

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I'm not lurking.
It's tactical non-responsiveness.

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I just feel George is scummy, don't have much more to add from the discussion after that.

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R u paranoid you will ignore scum!me, die night 1, and then i endgame again.

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Don't worry, i'm town.

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I wish Isis was more active.

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Oh Holden, we barely got to knew ye.

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What happened to that early game energy everyone. :<

[NorwegianboyEE]

Chloe is scum?

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George you don’t care do you.

[NorwegianboyEE]

Have you given up?

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Alright, looking forward to it.

[NorwegianboyEE]

That's E-1 btw

[NorwegianboyEE]

I want to see that reads list before a hammer.

[NorwegianboyEE]

I need to handhold George and tell him to claim?

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Anyway i'm more interested in George's allignment > His role.

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Be a big boy and remember to claim when E-1 George.
And don't forget to brush your teeth before going to bed.

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Thanks for the huge wall.

Next question, why you couldn’t say any of this previously? You’ve been on and off, but instead of an natural hands on approach we get this chunky boii.

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Idk why you claim to townread Pooky and Isis.
One is null to me and the other is a bit sus.

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I like that rebel mentality.

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Doesn’t mean i trust George to be town tho.

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I feel strong townvibes from Chloe, and i respect the push.

[NorwegianboyEE]

This is the worst wagon of all time.

[NorwegianboyEE]

Kill George or Isis.

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Chloe is playing like scum and the George wall was p good.

Saying limbait is scummy and claiming that an meh post was "good".

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She voted Pooky for a while and then invited but I guess I don't buy the process. She never cases Pooky she only voted him and said she wanted to see what it does.

Learning the deadline has no impact on her desire to help town avoid nolim or rng plurality lim today and that makes me feel like she's scum with a partner who isn't in danger and survival wincon matters more than what should be a consideration for town

The second part confused me a bit at first.
But you're saying that Chloe likely has a partner that's not in danger because she doesn't care too much about the deadline?
Seems pretty reachy.

[NorwegianboyEE]

George claimed already so i'm kinda in favour of killing him today regardless of whatever.

[NorwegianboyEE]

The deadline for Day 1 is in 0 days, 8 hours, 54 minutes.

Considering this^

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norwee can you elaborate on those big lady chloe town vibes

Feels like me when i'm town and angry at everyone.

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I don't really have an strong opinion on Shiki seeing as i haven't played with them before.
But... are we trying to make everyone in the game claim?

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It's still better than Chloe though i guess.

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I'm not really complaining, just questioning your performance a bit.
I haven't really felt Shiki has been very town.

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Do you townread George?

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Ok since i guess George isn't happening i'll go for second best.
VOTE: Isis

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Or eh, deadline is too close to dual wagon.
VOTE: Shiki

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VOTE: Isis

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Norwee do you scumread me?

I've disagreed with some of your posts and haven't felt like you were as obviously town to me as you usually are in this game.

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I thought you were a bit dead on the inside at the start of this game. Which fits my image of scum!Isis. (Doesn't have any fun so needs to pretend they are having fun. Also some meek solving)
You're slightly winning me over though.

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You're asking if there is anything more to my read than tone or gut.

There isn't.

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I think it’s ok to be a pain in the ass towards scum.

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But if they town you a butt

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I think I have actually been having fun in this game from the very beginning

it hasn't been a wet, bubbly, exuberant kind of fun at all points though

Fine. I feel like i shouldn’t have outed how i plan to read you this game too early but whatever. UNVOTE:

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Give me an wagon.
I’ll tell you if it’s good or sucks.

[NorwegianboyEE]

What is an extended viewpoint.

[NorwegianboyEE]

An counterargument assumes there was an argument to begin with.

[NorwegianboyEE]

I can’t disprove the Flying Spaghetti God doesn’t exist either.

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To answer your question Isis.
I do still think George would be an fine lim, but Datisis is the center of the universe and he said he doesn’t want to go there today. So i’m left with alternatives.
I would not hate an Shiki wagon, as i do not townread them. And they seem like the most viable alternative.

[NorwegianboyEE]

Tbh i think Enchant would be an good wagon even if he flips town atm.

[NorwegianboyEE]

VOTE: Shiki
Would like to see more from Shiki though.

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No. But you are an bad influence on town regardless what you are.
Because you refuse to elaborate on your mindset, and make the wrong decisions all the time when town.

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how come you're down for a shiki wagon *now*?

Did i ever say i wasn’t?

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It’s not asking much.
An single paragraph on why you believe Isis/Pooky/Shiki are the team.

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how come you're down for a shiki wagon *now*?

Did i ever say i wasn’t?

i vaguely remember you not wanting to vote there and complaining about the shiki wagon or something

so seeing you be willing to vote there now is weird

especially considering her wagon just completely died?

I was complaining because i wanted us to kill George.

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I never said the Shiki wagon was bad.
That is implicit support.
If i townread Shiki i would have done loud complaining like i did with Chloe.

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We don’t need to hammer Chloe when flashwagons exist.

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Ok that’s actually pretty funny.

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actually it's completely nonsensical you're going for "info voting, i want to hear more from shiki" less than 3 hours to deadline, when she said she won't even be around

norwee are you scum? that feels like scum

No.

[NorwegianboyEE]

I didn’t even look at deadline.

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Maybe Enchant is town.

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Come on Datsby
Let’s lock hands and dream together~
Let’s vote Shiki in this deadline fever~

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George how boutchu.

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Yesterdays enemies are todays friends if it means getting an decent lim for day 1.

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I'm a pr.

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And you were the one that talked about dubious play.

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It's convenient how Pooky always talks about how he scumreads me when the thread is amenable for it.

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And you were the one that talked about dubious play.

imagine if I did this while you were afk and not here and said you were going to be gone until deadline passed because you were sleeping.

I've been hammered as scum while i've not been online before.

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Enchant/Chloe both don't interest me too much as wagons.
Am i supposed to send an open letter to Shiki's household asking for his permission to wagon him until time runs out.

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shiki's pronoun is she

They don't have an pronoun.

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Ok then do whatever.
God damn.

[NorwegianboyEE]

Maybe i'll just hammer Chloe then since it's what y'all want.

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I literally said that.

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You're asking if there is anything more to my read than tone or gut.

There isn't.

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And when Shiki flips scum y'all can sulk about how i'm still in the fault for "wagoning poor defenseless Shiki while they're sleeping awww"

[NorwegianboyEE]

Why would i make myself look bad as scum.
I'm not stupid.
I'm aware my defense of Shiki makes me look more suspicious. So why am i still doing it?

[NorwegianboyEE]

Maybe it's just an sincere belief?

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No, the point would be to lightly defend Chloe, and then "admirably" accept that the thread wants Chloe to go away and hammer anyway with the excuse of the deadline, and then claim it couldn't be helped and take light to none of the blame.

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Pooky then clearly doesn't know what i would most likely do.

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E-2.

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There are two eliminations on the table as of right now.

Chloe and Enchant.

Chloe i townread.

Enchant i also don't think has very high hopes of flipping scum.

Looking over slots that have been wagoned that i think actually has a decent chance at flipping scum we have Shiki, whom i didn't vote earlier but i thought their wagon was good.

I'm trying to rally support on an wagon that i think flips scum so we don't have to kill a slot i townread.

I do this as an town player.

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There isn't something else.

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Hey i'm not gonna be mad if people don't wanna listen.
What matters is that i tried to say my word.
If Chloe dies today and flips town then that's just how it be sometimes. People don't wanna listen to reason.

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I don't think anyone would listen even if i listed reasons atm.

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What does it matter that i didn't push Shiki then.
I'm doing it now.

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This could all go so well if Pooky didn't get so triggered by my play.

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I thought it was townie how you claimed that you were pulling your hair out.

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Christ almighty.
Is it that hard to just vote an slot that was scummy previously but isn't online now.

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I played a game where scum player posted 4 times in like a 150 page game and always said he would be busy in the future.

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I think you're all seriously overreacting.

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I mean i'm being told it's better to kill me as a town PR than to let me live when i'm just telling my reads.

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im legit ok taking the risk of killing town pr norwee at this point rather than continue to get trolled by this performance artist

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norwee do you seriously fucking plan on keeping your vote on an unviable wagon and letting it go to noyeet

What's the alternative?

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I don't really want Chloe i think that's been made abundantly clear.

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I guess i could vote if the alternative is no elimination.

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There's still 1 hour left.

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What if this was just my galaxy brain idea to not get nightkilled after claiming PR.

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Imagine if we’d limmed Shiki as i said we should.

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How do you take a huge loss with such stride Pooky.

[NorwegianboyEE]

I always have bitter salty tears :/
Not proud of that either.