Jake's Game of Questionable Quality [6/5+]

[Jake The Wolfie]

Hello all! This will be a game similar to Mao, where the rules are hidden from you. The goal of the game will be similarly hidden away.

The only two things publicly known are the following:

1. Whenever a player does something illegal via the rules, I will inform everyone, and punish the player accordingly.
   
2. Whenever a player is in proximity of winning, I will inform everyone.

The game will begin when at least 5 players sign up.

Players:

1. Ircher
   
2. StrangerCoug
   
3. Save The Dragons
   
4. Selynee
   
5. Felissan
   
6. Not_Mafia

[Jake The Wolfie]

The game has begun. As a congratulatory sign-on bonus, each of you have received

1 Egg Piece

As a reminder: Anyone may still choose to join or leave, this game is fluid and flexible.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I was unable to contact Selynee through any methods available to me, so she is not currently informed through direct message that the game has begun.

[Jake The Wolfie]

can i eat my egg piece

I would not recommend it

[Jake The Wolfie]

can i steal everyone's egg pieces to create a whole egg

As of yet, no.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Current Votes

Jake The Wolfie

(1) - Ircher

None

- StrangerCoug, Save The Dragons, Selynee, Felissan

[Jake The Wolfie]

Current Votes

Jake The Wolfie

(2) - Ircher, Save The Dragons

None

- StrangerCoug, Selynee, Felissan

[Jake The Wolfie]

Current Votes

Jake The Wolfie

(3) - Ircher, Save The Dragons, Felissan

None

- StrangerCoug, Selynee

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Someone not in this game

This action must be targeted

[Jake The Wolfie]

Current Votes

Jake The Wolfie

(3) - Ircher, Save The Dragons, Felissan

StrangerCoug

(-1) - Ircher

None

- StrangerCoug, Selynee

[Jake The Wolfie]

Save The Dragons does not currently have any ill creatures, nor is poisoned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I will give 1 hint for now:

Post often, but don't spam.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Current Votes

Jake The Wolfie

(3) - Ircher, Save The Dragons, Felissan

Ircher

(1) - StrangerCoug

StrangerCoug

(-1) - Ircher

None

- Selynee

Felissan has earned an egg piece!
Ircher is currently poisoned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Throw Egg Piece at StrangerCoug.

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

HEAL: Ircher
HURT WITH A BLADE: StrangerCoug

You are poisoned, you cannot do this right now.

[Jake The Wolfie]

often, but don't spam.

HEAL: StrangerCoug

StrangerCoug does not currently have any ill creatures, nor is poisoned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Drink antidote.

You do not have any antidote.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Trade an egg piece for an antidote.
Drink an antidote.

Insufficient Funds.
You do not have any antidote.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Steal funds

This action must be targeted

[Jake The Wolfie]

Current Votes

Jake The Wolfie

(2) - Save The Dragons, Felissan

Ircher

(1) - StrangerCoug

None

- Selynee

Ircher is currently poisoned.
Ircher is currently resting. He will be done resting in (expired on 2022-01-26 13:08:00).

[Jake The Wolfie]

This is a Parachute

[Jake The Wolfie]

Steal funds from Jake the Wolfie

You managed to get away with $23 before getting caught.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Current Votes

Jake The Wolfie

(2) - Save The Dragons, Felissan

None

- Selynee

Felissan has earned an egg piece!
Felissan has earned an egg piece!
Ircher is currently poisoned.
Ircher needs to roll 2d6.
StrangerCoug is currenty resting. He will be done resting in (expired on 2022-01-26 16:39:00)

[Jake The Wolfie]

Ircher is no longer poisoned

[Jake The Wolfie]

I attempt to assemble an egg!

Eggssembled. You have (expired on 2022-01-27 16:54:00) until it hatches.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Ask about the local amenities.

There is HPFR Casino, along with Bath Salts.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect inventory.

You currently have:

• Egg Piece (x1)
  
• Seven
  
• A ruler and compass and calculator all-in-one.

[Jake The Wolfie]

ingest bath salts

You throw up, and find 2 egg pieces!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Attempt to escape from jail or whatever punishment I incurred for stealing from Jake the Wolfie

You need to roll 1d6.
You are not in Jail.

[Jake The Wolfie]

!

assemble the egg if possible

Eggssembled. You have (expired on 2022-01-26 23:15:00) until it hatches.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Original Roll String: 1d6 (STATIC)

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

StrangerCoug has earned an Egg Piece!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Bet the seven at the casino.

Roll 7d7

[Jake The Wolfie]

Original Roll String: 7d7 (STATIC)

7 7-Sided Dice: (7, 7, 5, 5, 7, 4, 2) = 37

Noted

[Jake The Wolfie]

Go to HPFR Casino and look around

You find a note! The note has been sent to you

[Jake The Wolfie]

Current Votes

Jake The Wolfie

(2) - Save The Dragons, Felissan

Save The Dragons

(2) - Ircher, Save The Dragons

StrangerCoug

(0) - StrangerCoug, Ircher

None

- Selynee

Ircher has earned an Egg Piece!
Felissan's egg has (expired on 2022-01-27 16:54:00) until it hatches.
Save The Dragon's egg has (expired on 2022-01-26 23:15:00) until it hatches.
Save The Dragon is currently poisoned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Bet the earlier-stolen $23 at the casino

Roll 23d6

[Jake The Wolfie]

HEAL: Save the dragons

You are poisoned, you cannot do this right now.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Original Roll String: 23d6 (STATIC)

23 6-Sided Dice: (6, 6, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 6, 1, 6, 5, 4, 3, 6, 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 2, 5, 3, 5) = 88

Noted.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect inventory

You currently have:

• Egg Piece (x1)
  
• Eighty-Eight (Casino)
  
• Casinote
  
• State-of-the-art laptop, preloaded with digital tools.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Turn on laptop

The laptop is on

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect tools on laptop

Basic Script Kiddie stuff. Enough to be a l33t h4x0r

[Jake The Wolfie]

Hack into casino

Roll

[Jake The Wolfie]

Original Roll String: 1d6 (STATIC)

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

You have received $4

[Jake The Wolfie]

inspect inventory

You currently have:

• 3-Shell Egg (x1)
  
• Bath Salt
  
• Inch Dragon (Hungry)

[Jake The Wolfie]

Shut down laptop and take it with me
Find a store that sells antidotes

Antidote costs $10

[Jake The Wolfie]

Check inventory, while lovingly incubating the egg

Felissan has earned an egg piece!

You currently have:

• 4-Shell Egg (x1)
  
• Egg piece (x1)
  
• PokeCube™

[Jake The Wolfie]

feed the inch dragon bath salts

Inch Dragon is no longer Hungry and is now Inch Inch Dragon

[Jake The Wolfie]

play with inch inch dragon

Inch Inch Dragon is sleepy.

[Jake The Wolfie]

HEAL: Save the Dragons

Inspect inventory.

Steal paper and pencil.

Save The Dragons is no longer poisoned
When Stealing the Pencil and Paper, you are caught.
You currently have:

• Egg Piece (x1)
  
• Thirty Sevens (Casino)
  
• Pencil and Paper (Stolen)
  
• A ruler and compass and calculator all-in-one.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Help Save the Dragons find Inch Inch Dragon somewhere to sleep

Save The Dragon's Inch Inch Dragon is sleepy

[Jake The Wolfie]

Poke the PokeCube™

The cube seems indifferent to being poked

[Jake The Wolfie]

Construct the square root of 14 using the compass and ruler on a piece of paper by following the instructions given below and keep the construction lines:

Spoiler: Construction Instructions

I highly encourage you to actually try this using a tool like geogebra.

Part I: Constructing the square root of 2.
1: Start with a line segment AB and extend it to be a line.
2: Draw a circle with center A and radius AB. Label the point D as the other point on the circle that intersects the line.
3: Draw a circle with center D and radius BD.
4: Draw a circle with center B and radius BD.
5: Label the two intersection points from steps 4 and 5 as E and F.
6: Connect the line segment EF. Label one of the intersection point on EF with the circle from step 3 as C. Notice that steps 3-6 constructed a line EF that is perpendicular to the line AB.
7: Connect points B and C to form the segment BC. By the Pythagorean Theorem, the hypotenuse of triangle ABC has length equal to the square root of 2 (given the segment AB has length 1).

Part II: Constructing the square root of 3 from the square root of 2.
8: Extend the line segment BC to be a line.
9: Using a process similar to steps 2-6 above, create the line perpendicular to the line BC that intersects BC at the point B. Instructions 9a through 9d give a reminder of the process.
9a: Draw a circle with center B and radius BC. Label the point that intersects the line BC as G.
9b: Draw a circle with center C and radius CG.
9c: Draw a circle with center G and radius CG.
9d: Draw the line segment that intersects the two circles. This line is perpendicular to BC and intersects the point B.
10: Using a compass, measure the length AB. Then draw a circle with radius AB and center B.
11: Mark the point where the circle from step 10 intersects the line segment from step 9 as B2. The line segment should have length AB.
12: Connect points B2 and C to form triangle CBB2. By the Pythagorean Theorem, the line CB2 has length proportional to the square root of 3.

Part III: Constructing the square root of n in general:

13: Construct the square root of n - 1. Note that the point C should be shared by the hypotenuses of each triangle formed up to this point. The vertex of the right angle in the last triangle that constructs the square root of n - 1 is B_{n - 3} and the remaining vertex is B_{n - 2}. (Note that point B should be considered point B1.)
14: Construct the line perpendicular to CB_{n - 2} that intersects the point B_{n - 2}. Refer to steps 2-6 or 9 for a reminder of the process.
15: Use the compass to measure the length AB. Draw a circle with radius AB and center B_{n - 2}.
16: Label the point where the circle from step 15 intersects the line from step 14 as the point B_{n - 1}.
17: Connect points C and B_{n - 1}. By the Pythagorean Theorem, this line segment has length proportional to the square root of n.

Sell it as a piece of art.

Awful. Not even a hint of colour. You barely manage to make a one.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Turn laptop back on
Find bank to hack into

The laptop is dead.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake The Wolfie is currently poisoned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Walk to the next nearest town that isn't the one I'm currently in.

Jake The Wolfie is currently poisoned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Re-check my inventory!

Jake The Wolfie is currently poisoned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Charge laptop

Jake The Wolfie is currently poisoned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Actually, let's try this first:
HEAL: Jake the Wolfie

Jake The Wolfie is no longer poisoned.
Ircher has lost an item from his inventory!
StrangerCoug has gained an egg piece!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Check inventory again, now that I can actually read it

You currently have:

• Young Wolf (Sleepy)
  
• Egg piece (x1)
  
• PokeCube™

[Jake The Wolfie]

Steal funds from Jake The Wolfie.

You manage to steal $10 before being bitten by a venomous snake!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Rest for 7 hours.

As a charitable notice, you are not poisoned, but venomed. You will die in (expired on 2022-01-29 15:25:00) unless healed.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Gently poke the wolf pupper with the PokeCube™

Within an instant, the Young Wolf immediately disappears.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Temporarily putthing this game on hold until later.

Internet on my laptop got cut

[Jake The Wolfie]

Am back, time to resolve stuff

[Jake The Wolfie]

Attempt to assemble an egg

Failure.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Throw the PokeCube™ in StrangerCoug's direction. I choose you, pupper!

Felissan, roll 1d4. StrangerCoug, roll 1d1.

[Jake The Wolfie]

/in

Welcome the the combination Hotel Casino Convenience Airport! You have earned 2 egg pieces for checking in.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Give StrangerCoug $5.
Inspect inventory.
Rest for 8 hours.

You are currently dead.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake The Wolfie has earned an egg piece!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Perform an elaborate modern dance with an egg piece in each of my upper hooves

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Haunt Jake into reviving me.

No.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Original Roll String: 1d4 (STATIC)

1 4-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

I don't know why you want me to roll a 1d1, but OK xD

Original Roll String: 1d1 (STATIC)

1 1-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

StrangerCoug takes 2 damage from Young Wolf

[Jake The Wolfie]

Take up a spiritual form and wander the town.

Roll 1d6d6

[Jake The Wolfie]

how is inch inch dragon doing

Inch Inch Dragon is Salty

[Jake The Wolfie]

Original Roll String: 1d6 (STATIC)

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Now roll 2d6

[Jake The Wolfie]

lick inch inch dragon

Tastes like Bath Salts, just like mother used to make.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Original Roll String: 100d97 (STATIC)

100 97-Sided Dice: (56, 74, 66, 33, 25, 57, 9, 37, 85, 67, 31, 29, 79, 92, 65, 93, 2, 45, 89, 22, 85, 65, 67, 86, 55, 97, 83, 92, 85, 25, 60, 78, 26, 35, 92, 53, 38, 45, 3, 3, 86, 80, 65, 51, 34, 16, 6, 14, 90, 74, 21, 96, 70, 94, 86, 51, 50, 64, 43, 61, 21, 15, 1, 29, 80, 31, 23, 89, 5, 28, 36, 50, 61, 31, 14, 49, 6, 92, 22, 67, 74, 25, 56, 53, 8, 34, 65, 46, 95, 63, 9, 34, 38, 52, 5, 29, 16, 69, 94, 63) = 5059

Dice rolls must not be static

[Jake The Wolfie]

Original Roll String: 100d100 (STATIC)

100 100-Sided Dice: (63, 74, 30, 6, 81, 32, 4, 97, 69, 45, 99, 53, 67, 42, 47, 48, 99, 34, 75, 17, 83, 35, 51, 92, 90, 9, 72, 64, 86, 35, 48, 85, 41, 97, 42, 8, 10, 81, 15, 40, 50, 8, 71, 2, 74, 78, 69, 69, 55, 51, 28, 48, 45, 99, 12, 32, 45, 47, 5, 31, 2, 54, 52, 53, 69, 98, 49, 97, 55, 86, 18, 81, 67, 22, 15, 89, 57, 17, 82, 30, 31, 100, 48, 70, 46, 35, 34, 29, 98, 73, 93, 77, 99, 14, 33, 39, 44, 56, 73, 67) = 5337

Noted

[Jake The Wolfie]

Revive Ircher

Roll 3d20

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake The Wolfie has earned an egg piece!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Original Roll String: 3d20 (STATIC)

3 20-Sided Dice: (5, 4, 9) = 18

Failure.

[Jake The Wolfie]

This is a Parachute

[Jake The Wolfie]

Bury Ircher's body somewhere

Save The Dragons has earned an Egg Piece!
This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Feed an egg piece to ircher

Ircher is currently dead

[Jake The Wolfie]

Feed an egg piece to StrangerCoug

StrangerCoug, do you Accept?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Accept and eat the egg piece

It tastes like... Bath Salts? Wait a minute..

[Jake The Wolfie]

Rise from the grave.

In order to rise, you must choose one of the following:
Beat the devil at chess.
Beat the devil in a fiddling competition.
Beat the devil in a mathematical duel

[Jake The Wolfie]

I'll try option 1.

e4

[Jake The Wolfie]

Nc3

[Jake The Wolfie]

d3

[Jake The Wolfie]

cxd3

[Jake The Wolfie]

Qa4+

[Jake The Wolfie]

Qc4

[Jake The Wolfie]

Nf3

[Jake The Wolfie]

Nd4

[Jake The Wolfie]

Cluck like a chicken

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Nxc6

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect inventory again

You currently have:

• Egg Piece (x1)
  
• Damage (2)
  
• 4$
  
• Eighty-Eight (Casino)
  
• Eighteen
  
• Casinote
  
• State-of-the-art laptop, preloaded with digital tools. (Dead)

[Jake The Wolfie]

Nb5

[Jake The Wolfie]

Be2

[Jake The Wolfie]

Recharge laptop

Mod: What was the result of this?

I am currently resolving a movewise game of Chess with Ircher. If you would like priority, please tamper with the game thusly.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Knocks over Jake the Wolfie's King

Not_Mafia has suggested that I surrender.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Interrupt Jake's chess game to ask him to recharge my laptop, please

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Fine, then.

Knock chessboard to ground

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

"Hm, very well. However, it does not feel like a fair trade to be forced to surrender. Therefore, Not_Mafia will die for your revival"
Ircher has been revived.
Not_Mafia has died!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Recharge laptop

You have no electric creatures

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect inventory

You currently have:

• Pawn (x2)
  
• Knight (x1)
  
• A ruler and compass and calculator all-in-one.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Look for egg pieces

StrangerCoug has started the weekly egg piece hunt! Anyone may join, and they are encouraged to do so.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Rise from the grave

No

[Jake The Wolfie]

"Strange to see a ghost type miltank, but we'll allow it."

[Jake The Wolfie]

Sacrifice a pawn

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Walk around in tall grass

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Signups to the Egg hunt are now closed!
StrangerCoug, Not_Mafia, Felissan, and Cheery Dog will be participating.

How it works:

1: Send me a natural number. Any natural number.
2: The player with the lowest unique number receives that many egg pieces. The player with the second unique numbers receives that many egg pieces, et cetera.
3: Repeat this process with the pairs of players with the same number, then the trios, et cetera.
4: There are only a limited number of egg pieces. If a player's number is higher than the remaining egg pieces, that player (and all players thereafter) receive nothing, even if I could give them their number's worth of egg pieces.
5: If there are any egg pieces left after a round, a new round begins with double the amount of egg pieces that were left.

With all that said, Round 1 has begun! Send me your natural numbers. You have (expired on 2022-02-11 09:23:00) to send me those numbers before being disqualified.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Leave town

No.

Jake The Wolfie has earned an egg piece!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Break the fourth wall.

Oh, hello Ircher. Welcome to, uh, I don't know what to call it. There isn't much to see here.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Buy a house in town

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect town

Not much to see. It seems poorly manufactured, as if most of it was stage props

[Jake The Wolfie]

Challenge Save The Dragons to a duel to the death.

You do not have a creature to fight with

[Jake The Wolfie]

Stage props, eh?

Put on performance for audience

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Don costume

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect the broken fourth wall

Uh, really, there's nothing back here. Please go back to playing the game

[Jake The Wolfie]

Look under sofas

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Buy a dozen eggs from the supermarket

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Go to the supermarket

As it turns out, the building is just painted wood. What the hell is this?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Burn it down!

You do not have a fire.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Knock it down

You are not strong enough.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Knock it down with StrangerCoug and Cheery Dog's help.

Ircher has earned an Egg Piece!
StrangerCoug and Cheery Dog, do you accept?

(Please say no)

[Jake The Wolfie]

Join Ircher

Not_Mafia has Joined Ircher

[Jake The Wolfie]

Oh, also

Ircher is close to winning.
Not_Mafia is close to winning.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Use Rollout

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Join Ircher

Felissan has Joined Ircher.
Felissan is close to winning.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Join Ircher and Felissan

StrangerCoug has Joined Ircher.
StrangerCoug is close to winning.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect inventory

You are currently doing something!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Push harder

It appears that you're almost through, just 1 more person..

please don't

[Jake The Wolfie]

Run and charge at the wall

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Kick the wall

Ow

[Jake The Wolfie]

Bribe Cheery Dog to join with an egg piece.

Cheery Dog, do you accept?

[Jake The Wolfie]

I'm not doing anything until I hear results of the egg hunt.

There is currently a crisis happening, I couldn't give a damn about the egg hunt.

[Jake The Wolfie]

The wall push has failed. Releasing Egg Hunt Results soon.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Signups to the Egg hunt are now closed!
StrangerCoug, Not_Mafia, Felissan, and Cheery Dog will be participating.

How it works:

1: Send me a natural number. Any natural number.
2: The player with the lowest unique number receives that many egg pieces. The player with the second unique numbers receives that many egg pieces, et cetera.
3: Repeat this process with the pairs of players with the same number, then the trios, et cetera.
4: There are only a limited number of egg pieces. If a player's number is higher than the remaining egg pieces, that player (and all players thereafter) receive nothing, even if I could give them their number's worth of egg pieces.
5: If there are any egg pieces left after a round, a new round begins with double the amount of egg pieces that were left.

With all that said, Round 1 has begun! Send me your natural numbers. You have (expired on 2022-02-11 09:23:00) to send me those numbers before being disqualified.

StrangerCoug has earned 3 egg pieces!
Cheery Dog has earned 4 egg pieces!
Felissan has earned 6 egg pieces!
Not_Mafia receives nothing.

There are still egg pieces remaining, so Round 2 has begun! Send me your natural numbers. You have (expired on 2022-02-18 22:54:47) to send me those numbers before being disqualified.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I am sorry for wanting those results, but I joined here because of that and was therefore disappointed it didn't happen.

inventory

You currently have:

• Egg Piece (x4)
  
• A.. Telephone?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Throw egg piece at Cheery Dog

You have no egg pieces.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Throw Ircher at Cheery Dog

Roll 1d20

[Jake The Wolfie]

Attempt to assemble an egg

Eggssembled. You have (expired on 2022-02-18 22:25:00) until it hatches.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Ircher has earned an Egg Piece!

You never said I lost this one.

You have no egg pieces.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Throw an Egg Piece at Cheery Dog.

You have no egg pieces.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Original Roll String: 1d20 (STATIC)

1 20-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

Failure.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Throw a nearby prop at Cheery Dog

What prop woudl you like to throw?

[Jake The Wolfie]

The closest one I can pickup.

You threw a Fabergé egg piece at Cheery Dog!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect the other stage props

They are as numerous as they are Faux

[Jake The Wolfie]

Buy a stage prop

They cannot be legally purchased.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Catch the Faberge egg piece

You have caught it

[Jake The Wolfie]

Go slay a monster.

Here there be no dragons

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect caught item

It appears to be a poorly made replica

[Jake The Wolfie]

Dunk it in water.

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Steal the stage props

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Fine then :P

Set fire to the stage props

You do not have access to fire

[Jake The Wolfie]

Find a fire extinguisher.

There is none

[Jake The Wolfie]

Give StrangeCoug some fire

You do not have access to fire

[Jake The Wolfie]

Give StrangeCoug some fire

You do not have access to fire

Miltank learns Fire Punch

You are currently dead

[Jake The Wolfie]

Find matches.

This is not a recognized item.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Slash stage props.

This is not a recognized action.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Find a sword.

This is not a recognized item.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Find a knife.

You're killing me here, Ircher

[Jake The Wolfie]

Find some way or other to destroy the stage props

The Stage props seem rather easy to destroy, mainly because they were made in china

[Jake The Wolfie]

Just disassemble the damn props in that case

The props are destroyed

[Jake The Wolfie]

Throw away the destroyed props in the trash

There are no more props. Good Job.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect inventory

You currently have:

• Egg Piece (x4)
  
• Damage (2)
  
• 4$
  
• Eighty-Eight (Casino)
  
• Eighteen
  
• Casinote
  
• State-of-the-art laptop, preloaded with digital tools. (Dead)

[Jake The Wolfie]

Summon a swarm of bats.

This is not a recognized action

[Jake The Wolfie]

Attempt to assemble an egg

Eggssembled. You have (expired on 2022-02-18 22:25:00) until it hatches.

What happened to the monster that hatched?

Died due to malpractice

[Jake The Wolfie]

Also, HEAL: StrangerCoug

StrangerCoug does not currently have any ill creatures, nor is poisoned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Attempt to assemble an egg

This egg, this egg won't hatch. It appears to be special.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inspect the egg that won't hatch

It appears to be special and valuable.

[Jake The Wolfie]

This is a parachute.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Sneak over and snip the parachute in half.

StrangerCoug has earned an egg piece and a parachute!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Current Votes

Jake The Wolfie

(2) - Save The Dragons, Felissan

Save The Dragons

(2) - Ircher, Save The Dragons

StrangerCoug

(0) - StrangerCoug, Ircher

None

- Selynee

Ircher is currently poisoned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Hello?

[Jake The Wolfie]

It's so lonely out here.. I expected someone to have escaped by now..

The way to escape is-

The phone goes dead

[Jake The Wolfie]

There are no props to push over. They are all in the trash.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Great. Now you've spilled the trash on the ground.

[Jake The Wolfie]

You now smell like trash.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Guys I think you're missing the point

[Jake The Wolfie]

Point at Jake the Wolfie

You are currently pointing at a wall

[Jake The Wolfie]

Press the self-destruct button.

This is not a recognized item

[Jake The Wolfie]

*Try to push down the wall I am pointing at*

It is heavy, and requures more people

[Jake The Wolfie]

Find a big red button.

You cannot find one