Spoil a Wish II

[Farren]

Granted. Your debt is purchased by a local crime syndicate.

I wish I had a pet llama.

[Farren]

Granted. But you must make all your wishes before any more are granted; no leftovers allowed.

I wish for a greater understanding of social behavior.

[Farren]

Granted. You have to build it from scratch, though. Better start planting some trees.

I wish for a slice of key lime pie and a calzone.

[Farren]

Granted. Inflation quickly moves to cover the gap and then some, leaving you with less purchasing power than you had before.

I wish for a post-scarcity, utopian economy.

[Farren]

Granted. Your desk is now one foot closer to the ceiling.

I wish for a replay of yesterday's lunch; it was excellent.

[Farren]

Granted. You lose the ability to judge when you should not tell these jokes. No one you talk to can ever get anything productive done again.

I wish for an exciting new wardrobe.

[Farren]

Granted. Ethel subcontracts the work to you instead, at a pittance of the profits.

I wish this headache would go away.