biased opinion delivery

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give me two things to compare and i will compare them in as biased a way as possible

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datisi and ausuka.

I will not compare this pairing due to ethical reasons.

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Apples and oranges hi Bug.

I will compare these fruits based on how well their names describe their colors.
Oranges are orange, 10/10
Apple is not a color, 0/10
Oranges are better than apples.

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airplane and ocean

Today I will compare these two things based on how well people understand them.
People made airplanes, surely every part of every airplane is understood by at least one person. 10/10
Oceans are still largely unexplored 3/10

Airplanes are better than oceans.

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datisi and ausuka.

Datisi and Italian datisi?

For this one I will be comparing which one is more likely to say "Momma Mia!" after winning a game of mafia.

Mafiascum user Datisi has never said the word "Momma" on this website, but has used MIA to mean "missing in action" multiple times. He has also made multiple references to "mom". I think perhaps in a game where a player he was referring to as mom was not posting and this resulted in him winning he might ironically post "Momma Mia!" as a joke. This is very unlikely so Datisi scores a 1/10 in this regard.

Italian Datisi isn't real and can't hurt you. 0/10

Datisi > Italian Datisi

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post #5 and post #6

I will compare #5 and #6 based on their decisiveness.

Here, we have post #5:

Apples and oranges hi Bug.

I will compare these fruits based on how well their names describe their colors.
Oranges are orange, 10/10
Apple is not a color, 0/10
Oranges are better than apples.

This comparison is very decisive. The different between the two things being compared is 10/10. 10/10.

Here we have post #6:

airplane and ocean

Today I will compare these two things based on how well people understand them.
People made airplanes, surely every part of every airplane is understood by at least one person. 10/10
Oceans are still largely unexplored 3/10

Airplanes are better than oceans.

This comparison is rather decisive. The different between the two things being compared is 7/10. 7/10.

Post #5 is more decisive than #6 and therefore superior.

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Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth

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Sonic and Shadow the hedgehogs

I will compare Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehogs on how much they respect gamers.
Sonic the Hedgehog was sent to the hell dimension by Sonic the Hedgehog for disrespecting gamers. 0/10
Shadow the Hedgehog sent Sonic the Hedgehog to the hell dimension for disrespecting gamers. 10/10
Shadow the Hedgehog respects gamers more than Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth

I will compare these two people based on how likely I think they would be to help their brothers invent an airplane.
Allegedly airplanes were invented by the Wright brothers. It's possible Phoenix Wright could have been a third Wright brother who then could have haped his brothers invent an airplane. This is pretty unlikely, but still possible. 2/10
Miles Edgeworth is probably a fictional lawyer and has no background in aeronautics. 0/10
Phoenix Wright is better than Miles Edgeworth.