A-Game-Show-Text-Based-Adventure-Ended

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*steal everyone's money*

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I choose to spin the wheel of many eggs

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I'll take "incredibly specific questions about yourself" for 1000 eggs

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Me, with extreme confidence: my occupation is 'squid wrangler'

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I give each child a game boy advance so they can't help the others.

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I search the hosts pockets and take all their money.

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I sell both demerits to a gullible other contestant for 200 Dollars each

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I ask really nicely.

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I start an auction among the audience for which of them would like to buy my demerits from me. I market them as a valuable piece of game used memorabilia.

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I wager all my winnings on "the best category"

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FALSE

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Throw eggs at other players

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*washes the egg off his face, then retaliates by going out into the parking slot and slashing all Thestatusquo's tires while the security guard isn't looking*

I respond to this by impersonating strangercoug and getting all their answers wrong while they're away.

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I barter with the host to let me pick two categories at once.

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I died but it's ok I will continue playing

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I spin the special ghost wheel

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this is junk. Spin the double or nothing ghost wheel.

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I refuse to sell mystic my vowels which I was given at the start of the game.

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wtf I was told at the start of the game my vowels were the only ones available.

I submit a lawsuit against the game for unfair business practices and prepare to take it to the supreme court.

I spend all my eggs to hire the finest lawyer in the land.

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Await my date in court

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steal cougs winnings to fund my lawsuit.

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this is an outrage!

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This is an outrage