Tom Swifties (again)
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Tom Swifties (again)
(The other one got moved to Tapper's so I'll post it again here.)
“Pay no attention to those little bugs,” Tom said ignorantly.
“This isn't a poem, it’s just a jingle trying to sell me something,” Tom said adversely.
“My frisbee got stuck on top of that circus building,” Tom said discontently.“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,and the other kind,’ and those whodon’tsay. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs-
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"This antique shop sells some rather unusual items," said Tom curiously.
"Come on, please, you have to beat Nepomniachtchi in this World Chess Championship play-off!" said Tom pleadingly."holy shit this entire time i thought imaginalitys profile was a purple seahorse" - camelCasedSnivy-
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I had never encountered these before but now that I get it y'all are cracking me up ego-
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“We should call out to that evergreen tree,” Tom opined.“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,and the other kind,’ and those whodon’tsay. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs-
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“The stigma I bear as one of the new rich prevents me from winning my true love,” Gatsby said lackadaisically.“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,and the other kind,’ and those whodon’tsay. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs-
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"I've done so badly at my exams!" Tom said degradingly.
"I keep my savings under my mattress," Tom said without interest.
"Cashing out my shares at their peak was a really stupid decision," Tom seldomly said."holy shit this entire time i thought imaginalitys profile was a purple seahorse" - camelCasedSnivy-
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“Hey, you gave the world ‘Illmatic.’ I’ll always have your back,” Tom said nasally.“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,and the other kind,’ and those whodon’tsay. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs-
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“I’ll stop doing sit-ups if you will,” Tom said abstrusely.“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,and the other kind,’ and those whodon’tsay. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs-
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"i refuse; i've been trying a new technique" replied dick aberrantly-
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"I've set a record for weeks at Number 1 in the Billboard Album charts as a solo artist!" said Taylor swiftly.
"I still like to listen to my Taylor Swift albums on CD rather than Spotify," said one of her fans, disconcertingly."holy shit this entire time i thought imaginalitys profile was a purple seahorse" - camelCasedSnivy-
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"I wonder if voice actors or studios often mishear the order to start a session..." Maestro wondered accordingly
"Oh, sure, and my name's Batman!" Mark Hamill jokes
"...Of course not" Burl Ives responded, frostily
Seth McFarlane doesn't respond, just smiles & leaves the party early... he's a family guy, after all
"Ugh, why would you even ask that?" Mindy Kaling replied, disgustedly
"I think that's... practically the one ya know,important rolethat a voice actor has, is not missing that cue!" Matt Mercer interjects, critically
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